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Chapter 267 The master of emotion per capita! A low-fat side dish rich in colloids - cold white fungus! 【Ask for monthly ticket】

"Okay, I'll take you back after get off work in the evening."

Although he didn't understand why Song Tiantian made such a request, after all, the girl had already asked and she was on his way, so Wei Qian agreed.

He and Song Tiantian didn't live very far apart. They were at different stations on the same subway line. Sometimes you could meet this big colleague on the subway.

Now that it's not hot at night, I can go back by bike, just in time to enjoy the night view of the capital.

Seeing Wei Qian agree, Song Tiantian said "I'll wait for you after get off work" and happily went downstairs.

Looking at her powerful back, Wei Qian thought of the Japanese comics he had read recently and couldn't help but mutter a Japanese-style sentence:

"My colleague is obviously very strong but too timid..."

With this size and strength, if those little hooligans have an IQ over sixty, they will not choose to harass you. I really don’t know what they are afraid of.

Sure enough, no matter how powerful a girl is, she still needs the support of a man.

We Wei doesn't have any other abilities, but he still has a lot of manly spirit. Otherwise, why would Song Tiantian choose herself among so many male colleagues?

What a discerning person.

If Zhu Yong is chosen, maybe all the gangsters in the capital will be attracted to him.

He is so cowardly and still enjoys being bullied by a woman every day. It is really a shame for a man.

There comes a day when I would rather drown myself in the sea than let a woman ride on my neck and dominate me!

At this time, Wei Qian was like an old general on the stage, with flags all over his body.

While the flag was standing at attention, a new dish was brought out from the kitchen, which was stir-fried pork cooked by a chef.

He picked up a piece with tongs and put it on a small plate, then tasted it with chopsticks. The meat was soft and tender, spicy and tasty, and it was ready to be served to customers.

This is the job responsibility of the head chef. He needs to taste all the dishes on the table and confirm that they taste correct before serving them to customers.

This can ensure the quality of the dishes to the greatest extent and prevent overturning.

downstairs.

Song Tiantian shyly said to Shu Yun:

"He agreed! Mr. Chen is indeed an emotional expert. This method is really useful. When the salary is paid this month, I have to treat you and Mr. Chen to dinner..."

Because he was too excited, Song Zhuangshi spoke a little incoherently.

Shu Yun poured a glass of water and handed it to her:

"Drink some water, drink some water, and then talk about it. Since things are going so well, then just proceed as planned. First, ask him to ride for a few days to get acquainted with the relationship."

"Well, I know Mr. Shu!"

Seeing Song Tiantian's excited look, Shu Yun smiled bitterly for no reason.

I and Mr. Chen have been working hard to help Song Tiantian find a way these past two days, and they have repeatedly deduced every possibility, being more positive than falling in love... Will every single person become an emotional master?

In order to test this idea, she took out her mobile phone and sent a message to Dou Wenjing:

"Mr. Dou, how do you date a boy?"

Soon, Dou Wenjing sent a bunch of messages:

"Dating? Are you in love, Shu Yun?"

"Dating is very simple. Let's go to a movie and have a meal first. It's best to have hot pot or something, so that we won't be left in the cold."

"Of course, Western food is also fine. There is a waiter nearby talking loudly, and the environment is elegant, so it won't look awkward even if you are in the cold."

"When watching movies, don't choose movies that are too niche. You have to take care of boys' emotions. You can watch some superheroes and the like. By the way, ask about the relationship between the superheroes to arouse the other person's desire to chat."

"But don't ask stupid questions, such as why Superman didn't help when Iron Man died, or why Captain America let the Joker destroy the city."

"..."

Shu Yun sent the same message to Zeng Xiaoqi again, and Miss Zeng, who was eating snacks, sent a bunch of messages again. The content was similar to Dou Wenjing's, and they were all detailed ways to seduce men.

Tsk tsk tsk, it seems that understanding emotions is the norm for singles.

Relaxed. Relaxed.

Finally, I don’t have to worry about these things anymore.

Shu Yun pulled these two experts into a group called [Tiantian Singles Team], and then Aite and the two said:

"I'm not in love. I just heard that single people are emotional experts, so I wanted to give it a try. I didn't expect that your reactions were exactly the same as the rumors."

After seeing this news, Dou Wenjing, who was sitting in the office, immediately stood up angrily and went home from get off work.

She had finished her work and was going back more than ten minutes ago. When she saw the news about Shu Yun, she couldn't help but start to help with ideas. Who knew that it was just a test now that she was so busy.

When she entered the elevator, she angrily posted a message in the group:

"Curse your cup size to be one size smaller!"

Zeng Xiaoqi also sent her own curse:

"Curse your skin color to become darker!"

After sending the message, the two of them noticed the group name and immediately entered the state of emotional masters again.

"What's going on? Tiantian is going to be single?"

"I'll go! Why did you just notify us of such a big thing?"

"Who is the divorced partner? Where is the progress now?"

" @Shu Yun, please tell me quickly, I'm so anxious!"

"..."

Chen Yan, who was grabbing rock candy crocodile claws with Shen Jiayue in the villa restaurant, heard group messages ringing on her phone, so she put down her chopsticks to see which group member was so indifferent.

Turn on your phone and click on WeChat.

I found that there are dozens of unread messages in [Tiantian Singles Team].

Um?

Is there anything new here?

Mr. Chen no longer cared about eating crocodile claws, and quickly clicked on the group messages to browse. Only then did he realize that there were two new members in the group, Dou Wenjing and Zeng Xiaoqi.

At this time, the two of them had figured out Song Tiantian's plan to attack Wei Gan, and were helping him come up with ideas.

Chen Yan narrowed her eyes.

what's the situation?

In just one meal, will my title of chief think tank of the singles group, which I have held for a few days, be snatched away by these two newcomers?

She thought for a while and sent a message to the group:

"A new guy is here? The sonic boom will blow up all around, hurry up! Otherwise I'll strip you all naked!"

After posting, he also posted an emoji of a whip.

Well, let’s disrupt the rhythm of these two people first, and then take charge again of Tiantian’s attack on Wei Xiaopang.

The head can be cut off, the blood can be shed, but the title of chief think tank cannot be lost!

Seeing Chen Yan's message, Zeng Xiaoqi, who was sitting cross-legged on the sofa in the rental house and eating grilled dried fish, immediately asked:

"Is crocodile meat delicious?"

When Lin Xu left the TV station, he said he was going to make an all-fish feast. However, not long after, the proprietress sent a message in the group saying that she was going to make an all-crocodile feast, which made Beauty Zeng a little confused.

When were crocodiles classified as fish?

"It's delicious, super delicious. There's still half of the crocodile left today. My brother-in-law plans to take it back and give it to the employees to try. If you want to eat it, just go to the store tomorrow."

Chen Yan did not expect Zeng Xiaoqi to be so cooperative and directly change the topic to crocodiles.

It was in line with her desire to change the subject and keep her title of chief.

So we started chatting with the crocodile:

"Mr. Dou, please go to the store tomorrow. This crocodile meat is rich in collagen, which is good for your skin. The crocodile meat is super tender and has a very good hydrating effect."

Chen Yan didn't know whether to replenish water or not.

But she knew that girls cared more about this, so she just started making nonsense.

Fortunately, none of the smart people in the group understood this. When they heard that crocodile meat was so good, they all said they would go to the store to eat there tomorrow, and the original conversation automatically turned to skin care.

Hum hum, I am indeed a very smart girl... Chen Yan was feeling proud when Baby Shen asked curiously:

"Yanbao, who are you chatting with? You don't have a partner anymore, do you?"

She must be a cousin, she can always poke someone’s heart with a word... Chen Yan said:

"I have a partner. Someone else is looking for a partner. I'm helping to come up with ideas."

An idea?

Baby Shen perked up as soon as he heard this:

"Come to me for this kind of thing. I have some experience in love."

Chen Yan rolled her eyes:

"Hey, what experience do you have? Do you know the golden rules of dressing for a date? Do you know the four things to pay attention to when dating the opposite sex for the first time? Do you know the five dos and five don'ts in dating the opposite sex? Do you know how to let Are there six behaviors that the opposite sex will never forget?"

Shen Jiayue:? ? ? ? ? ?

What is all this mess?

I remember that when I was watching short videos, I would occasionally come across this kind of title. Wouldn’t Yan Bao, the sixth person, really regard video content as a means to escape being single?

She put her head on Lin Xu's shoulder and gave Mr. Chen a heavy blow:

"But I have a fiancé!"

Chen Yan: "..."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh use me knowing that this stinky girl Yueyue will make trouble with her brother-in-law, why did I hand her the ladder again?

I finally understand what it feels like to be poked in the lung tube.

Oh my god, I will never talk about this kind of topic with my cousin again. If we talk again, I will make my cousin’s cup size smaller!

While Mr. Chen was secretly feeling sad, Shen Guofu was just enjoying himself.

He held the wine glass and said to his in-law Lin Hongqi:

"Don't leave until after dinner. Let's go downstairs to play two games. It's been a long time since I've had this feeling of meeting my opponent. It's a great time!"

Well, after dinner, my wife will definitely force herself to perform dance exercises, so if I leave my in-laws behind, I can avoid disaster.

Our old Shen is indeed a witty boy!

As soon as he finished speaking, Han Shuzhen also said:

"Stay here. I happen to have a set of seaweed mud facial masks that I haven't used yet. I'll try it with Meijuan later to see if it's not that mysterious..."

After the meal, the well-fed relatives drank tea for a while and then left one after another.

Mrs. Han and Mr. Han had a clinic tomorrow, so they also got in their son's car and went back.

As for Chen Yan, she ran away as soon as she put down her chopsticks. Tonight was Tiantian's first action. As the chief think tank, she had to pay close attention to this matter.

"Sister Yan doesn't know what she's doing, she's so mysterious."

When Shen Guofu took Lin Hongqi to play billiards on the first floor, Lin Xuze and Shen Baobao came to the second floor, planning to take a bath at home so that when they returned to Yingchun Street, they could lie in bed and watch anime. .

When entering the room, Shen Jiayue muttered, a little curious about Chen Yan's behavior.

Lin Xu was very calm:

"It seems that the person she wants to match is someone we know, or even someone in the store, otherwise she wouldn't hide it like this... Just wait, maybe we will know who it is soon."

This kind of thing should be revealed soon. By then, as long as you see which two people are together, or which two people have completely broken up, you will know exactly who the sister-in-law is trying to match.

But a few days passed.

The store is still calm.

Except for hearing that Wei Qian and Song Tiantian recently rode a shared bicycle to get off work at night, everyone else was the same as before.

But it's normal for Wei Gan to ride a shared bicycle. This guy wanted to lose weight last month. It's no longer hot at night, so it's a good time to exercise.

In the past few days, Lin Xu gave the employees and Zeng Xiaoqi a taste of crocodile meat, and took his parents to Xiehe for a full body check-up.

During the physical examination, Shen Guofu also ran over to join in the fun. As a result, he was found to have moderate fatty liver disease and was severely warned by Mrs. Han to drink less and eat less meat.

"Oh, I should have known better not to go for a physical examination. If I didn't check, nothing would happen. If I did, I would have to stop drinking and eating. This is so uncomfortable."

Today is the day for Lin Hongqi and Chen Meijuan to go back.

Shen Guofu and his wife came over early in the morning to see him off and have breakfast.

Lao Shen, who was complaining about the decline in his quality of life, quickly took a mouthful of ear silk and put it into his mouth. When he saw his wife staring at him fiercely, he quickly said:

"The last bite, the last bite. Once you take this bite, you will never take it again!"

Han Shuzhen said helplessly:

"You ate the whole plate. Fortunately, I didn't ask Xiaoxu to prepare the pork head, otherwise all my persistence these days would have been in vain."

She really likes to eat those pressed pig heads with pig skin on both sides.

But for the sake of my husband's health, I can only bear the pain and not eat.

Shen Guofu held the bowl and took a sip of the millet and pumpkin porridge cooked by Chen Meijuan:

"Brother Lin, please be careful on the road. If nothing happens during the National Day holiday this year, Shuzhen and I will take the high-speed rail to a scenic spot to stay for a few days."

Go to scenic spots and feel the fresh air.

By the way, I bought an extra-large copper lock to compare with my daughter's lock.

Recently, the lock hung by my daughter has become popular on the Internet. Many people who went to the scenic spot took photos curiously, and some even calculated the calories consumed in carrying the lock to the top of the mountain.

We Lao Shen have to join in this kind of excitement.

Baobao Shen took a piece of steamed cake and dipped it in the watermelon bean paste, and asked while eating:

"What? Are you going on a honeymoon?"

Shen Guofu nodded:

"When I first got married to your mother, I was very poor. I have been busy making money all these years and have never really relaxed. It's time to catch up on my honeymoon."

"Then I wish you a happy life and a long life together. By the way, do I need to give you a compliment?"

Han Shuzhen lightly kicked her daughter under the table.

You stinky girl, you don’t look big or small all day long.

"Meijuan, please slow down on the road. When you encounter a service area, remember to go in and take a rest to calm down. Don't drive fatigued."

When they arrived, Lin Hongqi and Chen Meijuan pulled a large cart of various local products.

They originally thought they would be able to relax before leaving, but Shen Guofu and Han Shuzhen said they had not sat down to have a meal with their relatives in Yinzhou yet.

I took advantage of the Mid-Autumn Festival and bought a small cart of mooncakes and other gifts.

Not only was the overbearing trunk packed tightly, there was even a lot of stuff on the back seat, leaving Chen Meijuan and Lin Hongqi with almost no room to put their luggage.

Lin Hongqi kept saying he was polite.

But Shen Guofu felt that he should buy it. During the few days when his daughter went there, the relatives in Yinzhou almost doted on the girl.

Now that the Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, I have to buy some gifts to express my gratitude.

After breakfast, everyone went downstairs to see off Lin Hongqi and Chen Meijuan.

"Er, take good care of Yueyue in the capital. If there are any problems that you can't solve, don't take it upon yourself. Remember to ask your father-in-law and mother-in-law for advice."

Downstairs, Chen Meijuan pulled Lin Xu aside and whispered instructions.

Lin Xu nodded and said:

"I understand, Mom, you should also pay attention to your health in the scenic spot. There is a big temperature difference between day and night. Please keep warm and ask my dad to drink less. Don't think that if you don't have fatty liver, everything will be fine."

"Don't worry kid, we know."

It didn't take long.

Chen Meijuan and Lin Hongqi got in the car.

Shen Guofu said:

"I won't leave you alone. Leave early and get home early. Turn to the North Fourth Ring Road and then follow the navigation to Beijing, Hong Kong and Macao. Don't take side roads. There are many side roads near the West Fifth Ring Road. Don't make the wrong turn."

"Don't worry, it won't happen."

Lin Hongqi waved to everyone, then started the car and slowly left the community.

Watching the car go away, Shen Baobao leaned on Lin Xu and said with some choking:

"How about we go back and see our parents when we have time?"

"good!"

Shen Guofu and Han Shuzhen are also a little sad. The two families have been getting along very harmoniously these days. Han Shuzhen and Chen Meijuan are like sisters, while Shen Guofu and Lin Hongqi are becoming more and more like brothers.

After the car drove for a while, Shen Guofu sighed. Seeing his wife and daughter still looking sad, he said:

"Okay, okay, let's go on National Day. There's no need to be sad."

Han Shuzhen nodded and then said:

"After eating so much ear silk in the morning, don't forget to take a walk on the walking machine to exercise your body when you get to the office, and drink white fungus soup in the evening, right?"

"Still drinking?"

After entering autumn, the air in Beijing became visibly dry.

During this season, you should eat more colloid-rich foods such as white fungus and fungus, which can not only moisturize your lungs, but also prevent dry and cracked skin.

Shen Guofu muttered:

"Can I drink something else? I'm really tired of drinking white fungus soup and white fungus porridge every day."

"Eating white fungus during this season is good for your health."

Han Shuzhen coaxed her earnestly.

However, Lao Shen still had a grimace on his face:

"No matter how good it is, you can't eat it every day. Besides, it still tastes the same. If I continue to eat it, I will turn into a white fungus."

This muttering brought Lin Xu back to his senses. He put his mood aside and said to his father-in-law and mother-in-law:

"Tremella can not only be boiled into soup, but can also be eaten cold, made into spicy and sour dishes, and can be used with wine... Forget it, my dad can't drink wine now, so it is very suitable with porridge."

Cold salad?

Hot and sour?

Shen Guofu was a little surprised. If Tremella could do this, our old Shen wouldn't have any trouble eating it every day.

It was only around seven o'clock in the morning. Lin Xu thought for a while and said:

"How about this? I'll go to the store to make it for you to try now. If it tastes good, I'll go to your house in the afternoon and teach Aunt Liu how to make it, so that you can eat it every day if you want."

"That's great, Xiaoxu, let's go, let's go to the store now."

Shen Guofu took the lead and walked into the store, followed by Han Shuzhen and Shen Jiayue who were not in a good mood.

Lin Xu turned his face and looked at the direction where his parents were leaving, and sighed softly. He must work hard to make money, settle down in the capital as soon as possible, and bring his parents over.

I really don’t want to experience this kind of parting scene again.

Back in the store, the morning shift employees were having breakfast.

What we had in the store today was corn porridge with some sweet potatoes cut into it. It smelled sweet.

The staple food was meat buns and pancakes, served with pickles and fried shredded potatoes. Everyone had a great time eating.

Lin Xu took a look at everyone's dishes and said with a smile:

"Let me add a small cold dish for you."

After saying that, he went to the kitchen, took a few white fungus and put them into a basin, poured warm water into them, then added two handfuls of dry starch, stirred them evenly, and started soaking the white fungus.

During the drying process of white fungus, dust will inevitably enter.

In order to clean the white fungus more cleanly, you can put some dry starch in when soaking the hair, and use the adsorption of starch to absorb the dust in the white fungus.

When soaking white fungus, it is best to use cold water, so that the soaked flowers will be larger and taste better.

But using cold water takes too long. In order to save time, Lin Xu chose warm water, which can save time for soaking hair.

While soaking the white fungus, Lin Xu took a small bowl and put a few chili rings cut from millet into the bowl, then added two or three spoons of dried chili noodles, a spoonful of white sesame seeds, and half a spoon of minced garlic.

Pour in hot cooking oil and fry until fragrant.

Then put two small spoons of light soy sauce, four small spoons of balsamic vinegar, and a small spoon of oyster sauce into the bowl, then add salt, five-spice powder, sesame sesame oil, and a little MSG.

After stirring evenly, a simple all-purpose cold sauce is ready.

Use this sauce to cook fungus, yuba, vermicelli, vermicelli, tofu skin, kelp shreds, seaweed shreds and other ingredients suitable for cold salad.

Ten minutes later, the white fungus had obviously grown several times in size.

Lin Xu washed the white fungus in starch water several times, then took it out and washed it twice with clean water to clean the starch in the white fungus.

After controlling the water, tear the white fungus apart with your hands and tear it into small pieces.

When tearing, throw away the white fungus root. This part is dry and hard, has a bad taste, and is not suitable for mixing with white fungus.

After tearing all the white fungus apart, boil a pot of water and prepare to blanch the white fungus until it is raw so that it can be eaten cold.

In order to make the cold Tremella fungus look better, Lin Xu cut some shredded carrots and put them together with the torn Tremella fuciformis. They will be blanched together when they are boiled in water. The texture will be richer and the taste will be better. .

Soon, the water in the pot boiled.

Pour in the white fungus and cook for one minute, then take it out and put it in cold water to cool.

Blanching and then cooling can make the white fungus crispier and more delicious.

After cooling, take out the white fungus and shredded carrots, squeeze out as much water as possible and put them in a small basin, then add a handful of cooked peanuts, and finally pour the prepared cold sauce into them.

Wear disposable gloves, grab and mix the white fungus and the sauce evenly, and this low-fat and appetizing cold white fungus is ready.

After bringing it outside, Shen Guofu's eyes suddenly lit up at the spicy and sour taste:

"Oh, this little sour and spicy taste makes me want to eat. Wife, try it quickly. If it tastes good, we will have another low-fat side dish."

While the couple was tasting with chopsticks, at the dining table not far away, Wei Qianzheng looked confused and asked Zhu Yong next to him:

"Lao Zhu, you said that Tiantian has been pulling me to ride a bicycle together these days, and she pedaled very fast, at least throwing me out of an intersection... Do you think she was mocking me?"

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I saw that the monthly ticket price is 4,400. I wonder if it can break through 5,000 and break the record of the highest monthly ticket since I entered the industry. This chapter has 6,000 words. Please vote for me, brothers!