Stomachache Is Real

Ch.1 – We inadvertently made it public

In order to better promote their work and maintain their popularity. Many stars would choose to live broadcast, such as Ye Meng. 

Ye Meng is relatively well-known among young actresses; the live broadcast times are few, but she dotes on her fans, as long as the requests are reasonable, and if conditions permit, she generally agrees to her fans’ requests.

[Call the third person on your call history, and make them say that Meng Meng is the prettiest in the world.]

“Okay.” Ye Meng smiled sweetly, that request wasn’t very hard to fulfill. Further, the people in her call history are mostly people within the country.

“Let us see who it is?” Ye Meng turned on her phone, and smiled happily: “Wow, it’s Teng ge.” 

The barrage burst into cheers. 

[It’s film emperor Liang aaahhh]

[Very curious of uncle Liang old cadre style, would he say things such as you are the prettiest person in the world]

[Meng Meng and film emperor Liang’s relationship has always been quite good, this task isn’t challenging for Meng Meng] 

“Teng ge always takes quite good care of me.” Ye Meng smiled while ruffling her hair. 

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[Meng Meng is really super good looking I’m gone]

[It’s Liang ZiTeng, I knew that TwoNight1 is real, childhood sweethearts are so good to ship together]

[YueYe is the one that is real, that is also childhood sweethearts]

[CP fans don’t disturb ok, the two movie emperors are just good friends with Meng Meng.]

[I understand the principle, but childhood sweethearts are really good to ship]

[Carry away Meng Meng without appointment2, our Meng Meng is beautiful alone and doesn’t speculate on cp]

[Also carry away Liang uncle without appointment, the feelings of cold and indifferent old cadre]

[Old Yue is married, and his partner is also of the same gender, those shipping YueYe please be respectful]

The fans were arguing terribly in the barrage, the phone over there rang twice and then connected.

[What would be Liang uncle’s first sentence?]

“What’s up?”  The voice was low and husky, extremely nice.

Ye Meng heard that voice and was a little anxious, but tried her best to stay calm.

[F*ck, this isn’t film emperor Liang’s voice is it.] 

[This voice is a bit familiar, it seems to be film emperor Yue’s]

[Although, but moreover, this voice is super-sounding]

Ye Ming was afraid of meeting with a mishap, but she didn’t dare to hang up the call very obviously, and only could ask: “Du ge? You are together with Teng ge? Are you guys having dinner?” 

She really impatiently hopes that Yue Du can understand her meaning, and not reveal some things that should not be exposed.

Unfortunately, things didn’t really go the way she hoped they would go.

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[With all my respect, Meng Meng’s words sound a little strange?  Who would ask about dinner right after calling-ah]

[According to my many years of experience, there are melons here]

[No, isn’t the point that Yue Du and Liang ZiTeng are still together so late?]

[What are the movie emperor Yue and movie emperor Liang doing together? Fighting?]

[Definitely fighting]

Yue Du was filming in X City before, and he didn’t see Liang ZiTeng for more than three months, when he came back he hugged the person and rolled onto the bed. It has just ended, he originally wanted to be affectionate with Liang ZiTeng for a while, but as a result, he received a call from Ye Meng.

He was a bit upset in his heart.

Afraid of disturbing the sleeping person in his arms, Yue Du covered Liang ZiTeng’s ear with one hand, and lowered his voice: “He’s asleep, is something the matter?”

[Asleep? Are you sure that he wasn’t hit by Old Yue until he fainted?]

[Would it still be alright if it was hitting until fainting hahahahaha

[Protect me Fang Uncle]

[Old Yue’s voice is so nice, aaahhh I’m dead aaahh]

Ye Meng didn’t have the energy to watch the barrage anymore, she laughed awkwardly and said: “Haha is it? Am I the most beautiful person in the world?” She was very nervous inwardly.

Yue Du already noticed something strange, just as he was going to ask Ye Meng, the person in his arms was woken up, Liang ZiTeng asked him in a daze: “Who is it?”

Yue Du soothingly touched Liang ZiTeng’s back: “It’s Ye Meng, she might be…” recording a program, these three words haven’t even left his mouth, Liang ZiTeng flipped over and lay on top of him: “Gege, give me a kiss. ” 

The barrage suddenly became quiet, as if the pause button had been pressed.

Ye Meng quickly disconnected the phone: “Aiyah, accidentally clicked on the wrong button.”

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[What was the situation just now???]

[ Gege, did he called him gege]

[Am I the only one who paid attention to give me a kiss]

[What is this situation?!!!!!]

[That soft gege just now was Liang ZiTeng’s??? It sounds so good]

[Uncle if you’ve been kidnapped then make a sound.]

[Liang ZiTeng’s cold persona collapsed???]

[No no no, they are probably fighting.]

[Filming, I suspect they are filming]

“That, Du ge and Teng ge actually have a pretty good relationship.” The smile on Ye Meng’s face gradually disappeared, changing the topic abruptly, and switching off the live broadcast shortly after, but the fans didn’t care anymore.

Because they discovered a shocking huge melon!

The same night #YueDuLiangZiTeng#YeMenglive#Gegegiveakiss went on hot topics.

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On the side of those two people who were in a quite good relationship, it was quiet but restless.

Both of them were used to not wearing clothes after doing it, and at that moment their posture made large areas of skin stick to each other, the feeling was warm and comfortable.

Liang ZiTeng was born with a cold face, his temper was also extremely aloof. However, he was extremely well-behaved at this moment, looking at Yue Du with a misty look, water light in his glittering eyes, a gorgeous hickey on the cold white skin color of his body, and it was only temptation in between the opening and closing of his bright red lips. 

Such a good-looking wife is begging for a kiss, no human would be able to resist.

Yue Due stared straight at Liang ZiTeng like this, his heart beating fast, and only felt that every parcel of the skin that Liang ZiTeng touched was hot, and the heat from his chest rushed to his nose, turning into hot and heavy breathing, his throat rolled, he unclasped his fingers, let the phone smash onto the quilt, turned over to press Liang ZiTeng for a kiss.

Who cares what show they were recording, film emperor Yue thought, today he isn’t going to act like a human.

Two nights (两夜) is pronounced Liǎng yè, which is a homonym of Liang (Liang ZiTeng) and Ye (Ye Meng)It’s an abbreviated form of “take away xx, we don’t make an appointment”. Usually, those fans who can’t listen to the slightest criticism, as long as someone comments on their idol, they immediately jumped out and said they would take it away.

Lol, the author said there are only 8 chapters, it’s a very short story but between the moment I started translating it and now, they added a few more chapters.

I first discovered this novel while listening to an extract of the FM version on Douyin (Chinese ver. of TikTok). This novel is written in a very casual way and there is also a lot of internet slang so I tried to keep it while translating it, which is a bit different from my usual style of translation. I am not very familiar with all internet slang so I had my fair amount of research on Chinese forums lol.