Chapter 345 On Several Ways To Kill Saitama

“Saitama, help put the cigarette in my mouth and light it up.”

The only thing that can speed up the recovery is Huazi.

“Do you still smoke?”

Saitama took a look at Huazi, then pulled one out and put it in Tang An’s mouth. It burned when he reached out and touched it.

In fact, Saitama was ignited by the high temperature generated by quickly passing the air with his fingers, but the speed was too fast, so it seemed to be just a light touch.

“Not one, light all the cigarettes.”

One is too slow, Tang An wanted to draw a pack at a time.

Saitama’s expression was a bit sluggish, and without asking for a reason, he put a pack of cigarettes neatly in Tang An’s mouth. After lighting, Tang An was like a chimney, as if he was ascending to heaven with every puff.

As one pack after pack of Huazi finished, Tang An’s recovery speed began to accelerate, neck, shoulders, hands, chest, lower body…

Almost ten minutes later, Tang An stood up, his body was regenerated, but his face was still pale and scary.

However, feeling the swelling air in his body, the corner of Tang An’s mouth was outlined.

The near-death ability is activated.

After he fully recovers, he will become stronger.

In addition, it went well, and there were no reincarnations or other dangers.

“Ann, you are really strong!”

Saitama looked at Tang An who was swallowing clouds, and could feel that the other party was recovering, and by the way refused the cigarette that Tang An handed over.

“Your words are very heartbreaking, you don’t know who is stronger?”

Tang An’s face collapsed. He thought that adding the war BGM would make Saitama hurt and vomit blood, but the reality is too cruel.

The opponent’s defense is too strong, not to mention vomiting blood from the fight to the present, even the breathing has not been messed up.

The gap is too big.

“Well! You promised to treat me to hot pot for a month.”

Saitama changed the subject directly, all he thought about was hot pot.

“I will do what I say, go buy the ingredients!”

As he kept pumping Huazi, Tang An’s breath began to recover little by little.

“How about the big lobster?”

“Try it! By the way, is the big lobster hot and delicious?”

“I haven’t tried it!”

“Then try tonight, but you are responsible for washing the dishes.”

“why?”

“Hot pot, please, you won’t do nothing!”

“It seems to make sense, then all right!”

“But it seems to be on the other side of the earth, a bit far away.”

“Then run back with all your strength! Take me, I’m still very weak now.”

“Is that ready?”

Saitama grabbed Tang An’s shoulder and leaned forward with his right foot.

“OK.”

Boom~

A huge explosion sounded, and the surrounding ground was set off. In an instant, Saitama’s speed reached ten times the speed of sound, faster and faster, and it was just running.

Time flies quickly, and it is dusk without knowing it.

“Did the energy really disappear?”

Satellites or probes of various countries are watching the North Pole, and life all over the world is frightened.

An hour ago the fluctuations in the North Pole disappeared, and it is only now that I am sure that the battle is over.

“It’s been an hour, it should have disappeared!”

“It seems that the earth is saved.”

“But the entire southwestern region, the Antarctic, the North Pole, and the moon are all destroyed.”

“Send someone to the North Pole and we must find out something.”

“How could it suddenly disappear, we must figure out this battle.”

While various forces all over the world are scrambling to investigate, Tang An and Saitama, the two culprits, have already bought various ingredients to make hot pot at home.



It was still a mandarin duck pot, and the steaming heat and fragrance diffused throughout the room.

“It seems to be very serious, is it caused by us?”

Saitama watched the news reported on TV, all of which were news of the destruction of the Antarctic, Arctic, and Moon. This battle is called a battle of gods.

But who is fighting is speculating in the news from all quarters.

Some say they are aliens, some say they are superpowers, or they are within gods. In short, there is no real data.

“It should be caused by us!”

Tang An was smoking mutton while smoking Huazi, his face had returned to normal compared to an hour ago, after all, he had smoked Huazi for an entire hour.

To be honest, he couldn’t hold it anymore.

“Ann, you are really strong!”

Saitama held a piece of kelp, chewed and drank a sip of wine.

Of course, Tang An bought the wine too.

“Don’t say this to me, otherwise I feel that you are insulting me mentally and IQ.”

Tang Anyi is right, this guy has no psychological compelling.

“There is another big lobster, do you want it.”

Saitama didn’t care about Tang An’s words at all. When he saw that there was only one lobster left in the pot, his serious face and his eyes were as sharp as a knife.

Tang An twitched his mouth and waved his hand with disgust.

He ate one of ten lobsters, and the rest fell into Saitama’s belly.

“Sure enough, Ann is a good person.”

Saitama’s serious face returned to sluggishness and sent Tang An a good person card with a lobster.

Tang An’s face turned dark, and she didn’t turn around when she looked at the news head and asked, “Saitama, can you breathe in space?”

“No!”

Saitama ate the fragrant lobster and answered casually.

“Why were you all right in the space battle before then?”

“Because I’m holding my breath.”

Saitama answered naturally.

“How long can you hold it?”

Tang An’s eyelids twitched, and he couldn’t stop scolding his mother.

“do not know.”

“We will hold our breath another day.”

“do not want.”

“Add hot pot for another month.”

“When does it begin.”

“…”

The two of them just ate the hot pot and asked and answered, the news on the TV was always accompanied.

At about ten o’clock, Tang An went back to the two-bedroom and one-living room next door to live in.

This whole building is almost unoccupied, as long as you are not afraid of danger, you can live as long as you want.

Casually tidy up, Tang An sat on the bed frowning and thoughtful, drawing Huazi’s eyes a little sullenly.

He probably knows what’s going on in Saitama right now.

There is no doubt that Saitama is very strong. He can’t shoot a mouthful of blood when he is full of fire. A normal punch can explode his limbs, and a serious punch can blow him up.

Poros, the boss of the first season, died with a serious punch.

As for why Poros would die, it was because there was a bead in his body, and Poros would die if he broke the bead, but Tang An didn’t.

Only a piece of flesh or cell is left, and he can regenerate and recover.

In other words, beads are Poros’ weakness, but Tang An does not.

The only thing that can kill Tang An is to burn the cells all over his body cleanly, or keep killing until Tang An doesn’t have any energy to restore the cells.

This is the most fundamental difference.

Saitama’s attack power, defense power, dynamic neuro-vision, etc. are all omni-directional. The only weakness is that he needs to breathe, eat, and drink like a human!

Tang An just asked about this.

Based on Saitama’s IQ, Tang An was sure that this was the truth.

But here comes the problem.

In terms of breathing, Saitama can hold back, but he doesn’t even know how long it can hold.


The other is eating and drinking water. Generally, ordinary people will die if they don’t eat for seven days or drink water for three days, but Saitute is obviously not in this range, because there may be a zero after these seven days and three days? Or two zeros? Three zeros?

In fact, Tang An thought of many ways to kill Saitama.

On the positive side, he obviously couldn’t beat it, and the soul fruit ability was useless, so he had to use the resources around him.

For example, if you swap positions, you insert a knife into your heart, and then swap positions with Saitama, so Saitama will also get a knife, but Tang An feels unsafe, because Saitama is also very likely to have the ability to regenerate and recover. .

So there is little hope for this approach.

Use super enhanced version of pervert spicy laxative?

This is a laxative that even demons and ghosts can pull to death, but compared to the BUG of Saitama, Tang An is not at all sure.

After thinking about it, Tang An felt that it was safer to blow up the earth.

Even if Saitama can hold his breath and resist physiological needs, there will always be a limit!

But the bombing wasn’t the bombing right now. When Poros came to Earth, it was at least an important villain.

In addition, I’m not sure if there are any reincarnations, so I have to get involved with Saitama.

To be honest, this is the second most hated son of Destiny Tang An has encountered.

The first one is Cai Yueang, who kills until he vomits.

This is not good, it can’t be beaten directly, the difference in strength is too great.

Even if you blow up the earth, you may not be able to kill it.

Tang An felt that this world was darker now, darker than the previous worlds. .



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