Spellmaster’s Manual

2021-10-23

  Chapter 289 Escape   weng!    A sports car ran over a treetop chopped Bulk sunlight spread wildly on the highway, and the engine made a husky howl, which was in sharp contrast with the elegant and silent floating car passing by.

"Are we really not getting noticed like this?" Igor, the co-pilot, worried: "It's like a stray old man who is undergoing withdrawal reaction suddenly appears on a rose-colored college campus-he has to go. Highway?"

Anna shrugged when she drove: "It’s easier to be spotted by people walking on small roads. No one will walk on small roads except people with shit on them. Even more how driving on non-motorized lanes already violates traffic. Regulations, the lady and the red cap only need to look up who is playing in the mud in the car to find us."

"Although driving this classic car will attract attention, it is not what you think."

"Now that the auto-operated floater is popular now, the retro Old Feng grandfather that must be manually operated naturally has a lot of followers. Nothing can show your'noble taste' better than nostalgia."

"Plus this Uzi extinguisher dragon is a special model modified by my father," Anna slightly smiled: "The Dragon Mark outside will flash and light up at night, when others see it only I think the average age of passengers in this car is less than twenty years old."

Igor raised an eyebrow: "Why is the sports car your father remodeled is in your grandfather's tomb?"

"Because grandfather hates father playing sports cars, and father's favorite thing to do is pee on the enemy's corpse-I don't mean that, but you can understand what I mean."

"I Say, compared to the level of fashion, can you first consider the praise of the passengers." Ash in the back seat grinned: "We are almost squeezed into pregnancy!"

At 6 o'clock in the morning, the funeral ceremony The entire group of the firm left the tomb of Anna grandfather on time, but they no longer ride bicycles this time, because there is a Uzi Light Dragon sports car in the tomb as a means of transportation.

As an escape tool, they can’t demand too much of this sports car. After all, it has been several decades. If this car can actually run, it should be a silent tribute to the car factory that closed down because of the impact of the trend of automatic cars. Three seconds.

However, the ancestors of the Dolan family don't know if they are very confident of their clansman's death. This sports car is actually a standard four-seater, and the passengers are not fatter.

The six of them, first of all Eldest Young Lady and even close to the people are impossible to squeeze with the beater, she is responsible for driving, and then the co-pilot decides by guessing the dice, "Never make a thousand" Igor successfully kills all people.

Originally Liz was supposed to be held by Bokin Aunt, but Liz kept drooping his eyelids and had to hang on Ash to sleep, so Ash could only hold Liz and squeeze in the back row with the undead Spellmaster and Steward. ——Unfortunately, there is no scent of the leek box, otherwise Ash can dream of the good time of catching the subway at 8 o'clock in the morning.

"Forbearance." Igor said: "Your butt is still complaining. Neither of them speaks yet."

"Banji, can your suitcase be stuffed? , I suggest plugging the smelliest mouth in first to clean the air in the car..."

Compared with Ash, who knows complaints, Harvey has a lot of life style: "Today The sun is very good."

"en." Banji also nodded: "It's a good day for cleaning."

"Can you stop at noon? I want Alice came out to bask in the sun."

After a short silence, Anna asked: "I wanted to ask Mr. Harvey about one thing last night, but I don’t know if I should ask."

"Ask." Although he is on the run, Harvey seems to be in a good mood: "Just don't ask me what I do in the bath."

Let’s not talk about other things, but Ash feels Harvey There is quite an innate talent for writing novels-how can he provoke the curiosity of others with a single sentence?

"What you drove yesterday...partner is the corpse I took you to buy last time, right?"

"Yes, Alice is a gift from you."

"But I remember," Anna's expression was extremely complicated: "The corpse I bought...is a man."

As soon as this remark came out, Ash couldn't take care of the crowding, so hurry up Squeeze towards Banji, trying to draw a line of non-contact with Harvey.

"At first is indeed a man," Harvey nodded: "But after listening to Ash's suggestion, I made a temporary modification-as a necromancer spellmaster, I will be a little bit biological The transformation is reasonable-so Alice was born."

Ash startled: "What advice did I give you?"

"Sexual function and functionality."

Harvey said: "I found that I had put too much emphasis on the functionality of my partner and ignored the functional potential of the corpse."

"For example, normal corpses are face looks sinister. , Look pale, pus, and huge body type, which can bring shock and pressure to the enemy from the sensory level. However, this deterrence style can only scare ordinary persons. Normal spellmaster is basically impossible to fear, such as Ash, you are afraid of corpses. Is it?"

"How is it possible!" Ash's voice increased eight degrees: "I'm not even afraid of the living, but also the dead?"

"Ash is afraid of horrible corpses" ——Anna, Banji, Igor silently record in their hearts.

"But I was inspired by what you said, Ash, and decided to take another route-dressing the corpse into a type that can stimulate people's desires. The temptation of the corpse and the battle strength of the corpse itself will be A sharp contrast is formed, and then..."

Ash understands: "Will it arouse the fear in the enemy?"

"no!" Harvey's voice was high, and the sun fell on him In his pupils, it is difficult to tell whether it is fanaticism or brilliant: "The enemy will definitely be attracted by this beautiful power, and realize that the undead is the magic faction that will make everyone happy, and then become Hagen. Dass’s running dog—"

Ash asked: "Who is Haagen-Dazs?"

"The legend circulated within our necromancer spellmaster gives the soul to the necromancer Great existence." Harvey looked towards Ash: "Are you interested in learning about the benevolent and great Haagen-Dazs? Our necromantic faction is not a religion, but it is definitely more powerful than religion—"

" The magical faction with a long history will create such a'great existence'. It may be the story of a Legendary spellmaster, or it may be the glory of a lost god." Igor explained indifferently: "For example, we also have a spiritual faction. It is said that it is Madara, the great existence of all creature consciousness aggregates. The vertical pupil on his forehead can make the world dance freely-but the spiritual spellmaster will basically not degenerate to follow a cultural symbol."

The necromantic spellmaster and I don’t care about Cheating Master’s provocation. They would argue from time to time as early as during the prison escape plan—or everyone has disputes with Igor. After all, only customers can enjoy Igor’s care like a spring breeze—if Igor is hot ice, Then Harvey is a cold stream. He doesn't like hurting others, he only likes to burn other people to the same torch as himself.

"So you mean, you want to use beautiful girls to arouse other people's interest in necromantic factions?"

"Yes, isn't this what you taught me?"

Although Ash didn't mean that at the time, Harvey's idea of ​​"beautiful girl→attract traffic" subtly fits the mobile game model.

"Then why do you want to transform men into beautiful girls?" Anna expressed politically correct dissatisfaction: "Can't beautiful boys work?"

"I personally think that women played by men will be more Charm."

"Why?"

"Because there is a living example by my side."

Everyone looked towards Igor, the co-pilot, Cheating Master didn't expect this to involve him, but he didn't panic: "You have a bit of eye."

Humiliating this matter, as long as the other party does not think it is humiliating, then it loses its effect. .

PS: There are three more!