The first thousand one hundred and eighteen chapters liar practices

At the beginning, everyone thought that it was because of this reason that a man with all white hair could do anything?Fatty Shi has been paying attention to this Master Whitebeard, so he said:

"No, it's not an old Taoist priest with a white beard. His beards are all glued on by himself, and they are all fake."

Xiaoxiao stood up immediately and kicked a few steps later, the aunt said:

"I can't, I look at his hair, his eyebrows are all white, how could he be pretending."

"Dye your hair, dye your eyebrows!"

Xiao Xiaodao: "Why can't it be installed? These things can be dyed!"

Cheng Baobao, Yin Shisan, and the person in charge of the community real estate company heard Fatty Shi's voice, so Cheng Baobao said:

"Master, why don't you give me an explanation?"

Originally thought that this liar would become angry or quibble after being exposed, but unexpectedly, the white-bearded master in front of him directly laughed twice, and then stretched out his hand to pull the beard off his face. .

The liar said: "I am really a master, but I am too young, so I glued a beard to myself. I think this little brother is also deeply touched. If he is young, show it to others. If feng shui catches ghosts, no one will believe it, I really do it out of the worst." 003

"Besides, haven't I proven my own strength? At the beginning, I said that this girl was entangled by something, but none of you believed it."

If you say so, all the words are all rounded up.But Yin Shisan and Cheng Baobao couldn't hand over Xiao Xiao. There were too many liars and many tricks. How could they hand over a girl without determining the purpose of the white beard in front of them?

The guy who pretended to be the master sighed and said:

"If you don't believe me, I can do it in front of you. It's just that there won't be so many people left at the scene by then. So, girl, you choose who to stay."

Seeing what the master in front of her said with an oath, Aunt Sun didn't know who to believe.The so-called master said:

"If I'm really a liar, what's the use of staying here after being stabbed by you? I said that there is something on the back of the girl, you let me do the trick, I promise to stay far away , definitely don't touch that girl. When you want to know if what I said is right, you will know by looking at the girl's back. "

Things have come to this stage, if you don't agree, it seems that there are some inhumane feelings.Aunt Sun advised:

"Let's try it here, then let's keep a few more people here so that we won't be afraid of what dangerous things he will do. Besides, we have so many eyes staring here, what else can he do?"

Xiao Xiao thought about it too, so he nodded and agreed, saying:

"Okay, Brother Cheng, and the two brought by Brother Cheng will stay."

Aunt Sun said: "I also stay, and then the person in charge of the real estate company in the community also stays, just as a witness."

After it was determined who stayed behind, all the others were kicked out.After everyone left, the master instructed others to clean up the table in the living room, take away everything on the fruit bowl, and then spread a white tablecloth on top.

Xiaoxiao and Aunt Sun entered the bedroom together. When they came out again, Xiaoxiao's clothes were all stripped off, and she only covered her front with a sheet.

In this way, only the back is left, and Aunt Sun said: "There is nothing on the back of this little girl? Why let her come out and show everyone?"

The master said: "It's not for everyone to see, but I want to do it so that the things on her back will be revealed."

What this master said was a whole bunch of things. Yin Shisan stood aside, but he wanted to see what the hell this master was up to.

The master asked Xiaoxiao to lie down on the table, and then he stood beside Xiaoxiao himself.Putting the things he prepared on the ground, Yin Shisan glanced at it, and there were some red ropes, a handful of millet, and a few incense sticks on the ground.The master asked Aunt Sun to bring a bowl from the kitchen and half a bowl of water.

After doing this, the master did it cross-legged on the ground, took out another small bottle from his pocket, and poured it into the bowl.

Cheng Baobao said: "Wait, don't tell us that this bowl of water needs to be given to us, or to Xiaoxiao. I can tell you very clearly that no one will drink your bowl of water. Yeah, who knows what you put in there."

The master smiled, then shook his head and drank the bowl of water himself.He also turned the bowl upside down and deliberately shook it in front of Cheng Baobao. The water in the bowl was completely drank, and there was nothing left.The master seemed to be showing off, and finally asked:

"You don't dare to drink, I dare to drink! How about it, is it possible that I will prepare something strange to poison myself?"

Cheng Baobao touched his face and really didn't know what to say.The master went on to say:

"You are really ignorant, I tell you, when I light incense later, I will recite a spell. The tossing time is a bit long. After you find a place by yourself, don't move and affect my practice. Don't talk, Do you know?"

Cheng Baobao asked Yin Shisan:

"Is it so troublesome if you do it normally? When I see you doing it, you put on a robe and prepare some things. You said that the master in front of him is very particular, he prepared quite a few things, and he didn't wear a robe. Say he doesn't pay attention, you can see that there are quite a few rules he said."

Yin Shisan shook his head and said: "It's also divided into people and sects. Before some masters practice, they must bathe and change clothes and put on robes. This is a ceremony and a rule. , I really don't understand, maybe it's some kind of wild way, I learned something, it's not orthodox."

Fatty Shi also whispered: "I think this is a liar. Let's all cheer up. No matter what tricks this person plays, we must wait until Brother Eleven arrives."

This master asked everyone to find a place to sit, saying that the practice took a long time and standing was tiring.After instructing some precautions, the master lit the incense he prepared.

These three incense sticks are very long and strange. They are twisted and twisted, intertwined with each other, making them look like Fu Sui.After burning, it can burn for a long time.

There is also a square seat at the bottom of the incense, which can be placed directly on the ground.

Chapter XNUMX Mixiang

Fatty Shi said: "You see that his incense seat is quite up to date with the times, how about we learn from each other?"

Yin Shisan said: "Go to the side, stop talking."

After the master waited for everyone to quiet down, he made a start gesture.Immediately afterwards, he began to recite some words. The so-called incantations all have certain meanings, but the master's words seemed to be speaking in a dialect.

Yin Shisan and Fatty Shi listened with their ears, but they didn't understand what the master was reading.

Time passed by, and nothing happened around.The master suddenly shouted loudly, as if calling someone's name, then lowered his head and formed a kneeling posture.Just like that, he stayed in this position and didn't move.

Yin Shisan and Fatty Shi looked at each other, not knowing what to do.Because the master said that he could not be interrupted by others when he was doing it, so no one stepped forward to stop or ask.

But the incense brought by the master burned, and the smoke formed was very large, and after a while, the whole house was filled with fragrance.And it looks smoky, and the house seems to be foggy.In this case, Yin Shisan, Cheng Baozi, and Fatty Shi were sitting on the sofa, and soon became a little drowsy.

The so-called master kept this movement for nearly ten minutes, motionless.Originally, a group of men couldn't help staring at Xiao Xiao's back. Who would have known Xiao Xiao was the fastest one to sleep. He used the table as a bed and lay on his stomach and was sleepy.Then there was Fatty Shi, dozing off against Yin Shisan.

Sleep seems to be contagious. Although Cheng Baobao tried his best to lift himself up, his upper eyelid and lower eyelid began to fight involuntarily.

Cheng Baobao wondered in his heart what the master had done to put people to sleep.Instinctively, I felt that something was wrong with these things, but I couldn't remember what was wrong. Cheng Baobao's mind was in chaos now.

Just when Cheng Baobao couldn't hold on anymore, he suddenly heard two sounds of "bang bang". It turned out that Aunt Sun and the person in charge of the community real estate company fell to the ground. These two people were originally standing around. How did you lie down all of a sudden?

Just like someone knocked unconscious, Cheng Baobao was jolted, desperately trying to wake himself up, there was a problem!There must be something wrong!Why is everyone asleep?This is definitely not a normal situation, it is... that master did something.

Cheng Baobao wanted to stand up, but felt that his limbs were immobile as if they were filled with lead.In his mind, he was also sleepy. In a semi-dazed state, he saw the master kneeling on the ground stand up by himself, and then moved his wrists and legs.

Cheng Baobao wanted to call people and resist, but he could only try his best not to close his eyes.The master kicked Aunt Sun, who was lying on the ground, with his foot, then turned around to check the condition of the three people sitting on the sofa.He soon discovered that Cheng Baobao was conscious, but he did not take Cheng Baobao in his eyes at all.

The master stepped forward and grabbed Cheng Baobao's neck, and then said grimly:

"Hey? There is still a sober one here. I didn't expect you to be able to stay sober under the influence of Mixiang. I said, do you like this beautiful little girl very much? It's a pity, you can't get her, I'm different, I can eat her in my stomach today."

The master let go of Cheng Baobao, and then walked towards Xiaoxiao step by step, smiling while walking:

"Today, I'll show you in front of you and show you the girl you love and I are fighting against each other, don't you think it's very exciting?"

Cheng Baobao felt resentment in his heart and suddenly widened his eyes.After the master's white beard was taken off, he looked like a little white face, and he grew a color. In addition, this guy dyed his hair and eyebrows white, which was even more nondescript.

In the blink of an eye, Cheng Baobao understood that this so-called master was a liar.It's just that he guessed the cause of the incident by mistake. He insisted that Xiao Xiao was engulfed by bad luck, and at the end of the day, he was still interested in Xiao Xiao.

As for the incense in the mouth of this master, is it the incense used in the practice on the ground?As for why everyone was asleep and the master was fine, the water must be the water that the master drank before the practice.

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The master walked to Xiaoxiao's side, then reached out and touched it.The girl's back is smooth and delicate, with graceful curves.Under the small body is a pair of low-waisted jeans, and the heels set off the slender waist at a glance.

The master touched it from top to bottom, and even leaned over and smelled it on his small back. His face was intoxicated, and his expression was obsessed.

Cheng Baobao was in a state of impatience, his mind was clearly awake, but his eyes were slowly closed.The whole body seemed to be paralyzed, only the hearing and touch flowed down.

At this moment, a gust of cold wind blew, and Cheng Baobao heard someone beating desperately outside the door.It seemed that someone was trying to break in with violence, and then there was a crackling sound from inside the room, the sound of fighting.Cheng Baobao vaguely heard the voices of Xiao Shiyi and Yang Yansi, and knew in his heart that the rescuer had arrived and Xiaoxiao could be safe, so as soon as his heart relaxed, he fell asleep.

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When Xiao Shiyi took Yang Yansi to break the door, it was really not easy.They stopped Xiao Shiyi and Yang Yansi, saying that they were doing things inside, and they would not let anyone in.

Xiao Shiyi noticed that something was wrong in the house, so he didn't have time to say anything to the aunts, so he could only forcefully break the door.The aunts are sturdy, and the whole body is blocked in front of the door. The aunts all want to enter and must pass this level.

Yang Yansi glanced at Xiao Eleven and said:

"Old rules."

Xiao Shiyi was responsible for attracting the attention of the aunts, while Yang Yansi opened the door by force.Xiao Shiyi took out a talisman and said:

"Actually, I'm also a Taoist priest. I'm a friend of the little Taoist priest in the door. He asked me to come here. Now they are very dangerous in the house, and they must enter to rescue them."

The aunt said: "You say yes, right now, no one can disturb the practice in the house. This is what the master said to us when he entered, saying that no matter what sound is heard inside, it is absolutely not allowed to let people Get in!"

Xiao Shiyi said: "You guys look at the door, why is there something!"

The first thousand one hundred and twenty chapters arrest the liar

A few aunts immediately turned around to check the situation, no longer blocked against the door, Xiao Shi Shi patted one of the aunts, and patted the Fu Sui in his hand.

So the Fu Sui started to catch fire, and several aunts panicked and rushed to put out the fire. Yang Yansi nodded and broke the door with force.When everyone opened the door, they saw that the master was lying on the girl's body in the middle of the room with bad intentions.Xiao Shiyi didn't hesitate, and just kicked it.

The aunts didn't understand the situation at first, and they helped the master to stop Xiao Shiyi.

"What are you doing? Why are you attacking the master?"

"What are you doing to beat people? Stop it! Stop, stop!"

Xiao Shiyi and Yang Yansi really couldn't hurt these aunts, and they couldn't really move, so they chased in the house.Having knocked down a lot of things, the master of "Zero Zero Three" is even smarter, trying to get out in troubled waters.

The master said while running:

"Who are you? I don't know the two of you, why did you hit me, why?"

He even encouraged the aunts to grab Xiao Shiyi and Yang Yansi, and he touched the door himself.With a wave of Xiao Shiyi's hand, the door slammed shut with a loud noise.The liar master hurriedly opened the door, but it was useless to fiddle with it. The door was obviously unlocked, but it just couldn't be opened.

Xiao Shiyi laughed and said to an aunt:

"Don't you guys notice something wrong? All the people in the room fainted, and this so-called master is still trying to do something wrong..."

The liar said: "Hu... nonsense! I was doing it just now. If you didn't interrupt me, I would have succeeded!"

Yang Yansi stepped forward, and when the liar couldn't dodge in time, he hit the liar stunned with a knife.The aunts had never dealt with this matter, Xiao Shiyi set up his mobile phone, then found an article and handed it to an aunt next to him.

This article is about all the deeds of the "Master" lying on the ground. Xiao Shiyi checked the situation of Yin Shisan and Fatty Shi. Fortunately, these two people just fainted.

I don't know how long Cheng Baobao slept. When he opened his eyes again, he was still in the original position.It's just that he was lying on the sofa as a whole, and many people around him were looking at him worriedly.

The first sentence Cheng Baobao opened his eyes was:

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