Sorry, I don't play poker on luck

Chapter 4 My roommate is not human

After thanking the boss, Shi Li took 100 cubic coins and left the association.

Walking quickly on the street, it was almost dusk.

After two intersections came the bus station.

In the small pavilion next to the bus stop, two old men were playing cards.

He watched the battle for 5 minutes when a suspended bus approached from a distance.

Get in the car, take out the player's ID card and swipe it.

【Dear players, welcome to take bus No. 168】

"Gone are the days of paying to ride the bus."

Listening to the electronic announcement, he smiled.

There is no driver on this driverless autonomous bus, but there are quite a few passengers.

The cat-headed man with a human body and an animal head sat on the seat and licked the back of his hand.

The mechanical life made of metal components keeps emitting beeping electronic sounds.

The Youyou clan, whose lower body was floating, even saved their seats.

There's even a little skeleton and a beast cuddling up to each other, looking like an interracial true love couple.

In short, this car is full of strange alien races, only Shi Li is a human being.

In this world, humans are not considered mainstream, and the proportion of pure humans is probably less than 1/10.

For three months, he has already been familiar with this.

The speed of the suspension car was very fast, and it took him to the gate of the community in 30 minutes.

This is a community with a large area, and three-storey villas are neatly erected in the community.

For Shi Li, one of the advantages of this new world is that the cost of living is quite low.

If it was the Blue Star before crossing, he couldn't afford to rent a community of this level.

"Hello, Coach Hour."

When I was about to walk to the door of the house, I happened to meet the property uncle who was watering the flowers and the lawn.

"Hello, Uncle He."

Shi Li smiled and nodded.

Because the other party is also a pure human, so it is a bit kind.

"Could you teach my son another day, he is almost at the age of playing cards."

"No problem, just come to the card hall and find me."

Shi Li's job is as a sparring partner in the card hall.

It was the kind of game that accompanied members on the virtual poker table in the poker hall, a technical job.

The ones who shared the villa with him were two other colleagues from his card shop.

"This guy is basking in the sun again."

Through the fence of the yard, Shi Li saw one of the roommates.

On a hammock tied between two trees, there is a green figure.

It is a humanoid thing woven entirely of green grass.

Next to the hammock is a small stool with a cup of milk tea on it.

The milk tea under the sun's rays produced cute, crystal-clear water droplets, which slid down the cup wall, leaving traces.

It's called the Straw Man.

My hobby is - drinking milk tea.

Hearing the voice, the straw man turned his head.

It has no nose and ears on its head, only three sunken black holes, which are eyes and mouth.

"It's back, Grass."

Seeing Shi Li appearing in the yard, it beckoned.

Then he picked up the milk tea and took a sip.

"Well, I'm back."

Shili didn't chat with it, opened the door and walked into the house.

"This damn straw man, I'm really mad at you!"

"Every day! Another clogged toilet!"

"Mushroom!"

As soon as he entered the house, he heard an emotional voice.

After a while, a mushroom man covered in water came out of the bathroom angrily.

It has short hands and feet, and a short stature, only a little higher than Shili's waist.

This guy's name is Mushroom, and he is another roommate of his.

"Huh? Why are you back?"

"Didn't enter the copy? Or did the mission fail?"

Seeing Shi Li, Mushroom was surprised.

You must know that the task of the rookie dungeon is extremely simple, as long as you have hands.

It is very difficult to fail the mission unless you die.

"What are you talking about?"

Shi Li smiled and shook the player's identity card.

"Huh? So fast?!"

"This is a happy event, I will cook to celebrate tonight!"

Mushrooms showed joy.

"Uh...no need."

Shili leaned back tactically, with a look of embarrassment on his face.

This guy's cooking skills can't be said to be bad, it's just...

"It's nothing! No trouble! It's just a few dishes! Mushrooms!"

Mushroom turned around and went into the kitchen.

In the end, under its help, one person, one grass and one mushroom sat around the dining table not long after.

"I've been waiting for a long time, three dishes and one soup."

"Come, come, try my mushroom soup, pan-fried mushrooms, braised mushrooms and stewed big mushrooms with small mushrooms."

Mushrooms handed over the bowls and chopsticks.

"well."

Shi Li sighed.

Mushroom Man's favorite food is actually mushrooms, which surprised him at first.

However, according to Mushrooms, it is a human being, not a mushroom, so why can't it eat mushrooms.

What's more, mushrooms are the most suitable for its taste.

"Eat it, grass!"

Caoren's dinner is a big pot of special mushroom bubble tea.

As a grass, it only needs to drink liquid to survive.

What you drink is milk, and what you squeeze out is grass.

It's this guy, otherwise the toilet wouldn't be clogged every day.

I saw it holding up the basin and gulping a big gulp, seeming to enjoy it very much.

"Bah, bah, shit!"

At the end, he spit out all the little pearl mushrooms that had entered his mouth with the milk tea.

"Don't waste mushrooms!"

Seeing this, Mushroom immediately became violent.

"Take care of it, idiot!"

The straw man made a face at it.

"The fourth tone! Did you just say the fourth tone!"

"It really pissed me off! Mushroom!"

When Mushrooms get excited, they like to talk about Gushrooms.

"..."

Standing by the side from time to time, eating on his own.

For this kind of daily life, he has long been familiar with it.

"By the way, can we start preparing for departure?"

After Mushroom strongly condemned the straw man, he finally calmed down and turned to him.

In fact, it was only ten or so days earlier than when Shi Li traveled over here, and it had just become a poker player not long ago.

The straw man has awakened a long time ago, but it has never been very interested in playing cards and making dungeons.

Its ambition is to marry a daughter-in-law and give birth to many straw people.

Therefore, all the mushrooms and grass are LV1 players, and they have only participated in rookie dungeons.

The three of them made an appointment a long time ago, and after they all become players, they will go to the dungeon together.

"I think it's ok, take a break tonight and start tomorrow morning."

Shi Li actually had this intention.

"Then ask for a leave of absence from the card shop first."

Mushroom picked up the phone on the table.

One person, one grass and one mushroom have different positions in the card hall, and the supervisors who need to ask for leave are also different.

The grass man is a handyman, responsible for all kinds of trivial work.

Mosaigu relied on the harmless appearance of humans and animals to act as the front desk.

So the three of them each called their respective supervisors.

After Mushroom explained clearly to his supervisor, he was granted leave.

On the contrary, Shi Li's request for leave encountered a little obstacle.

Because he is not only good in skills but also handsome, he is one of the red cards in the card hall.

But to put it bluntly, his supervisor also approved the leave.

The most awesome one was the idiot, who just said "I'm asking for leave, idiot" and hung up the phone.

It is estimated that its supervisor is wondering if he has been scolded on the other end of the phone.

After eating and tidying up, Shi immediately returned to his room.

"Next, it's time to try shuffling cards."

He rubbed his hands excitedly, but he couldn't wait.

The fusion of cards is produced, commonly known as rubbing cards.

It is the most common and direct way for cards to become stronger.

Calling up the card making panel to suspend it in front of him, he got a clue.

Presented in front of you is a plate similar to a circuit diagram. There is a groove at the top of the panel for placing the main card.

Below the groove of the main body are two trapezoidal connecting lines.

Connected by a line is another similar card-shaped groove, which reads: [card].

The other line is also connected to a groove, but it says: [Material].

The function of the card making panel is to integrate with the original main card by adding other cards or rare material cards.

There is no randomness in the success rate, there are only two possibilities: 0% or 100%.

That is to say, if the formula is right, the fusion can be completed.

This sounds simple, but in fact it is precisely the real difficulty of card making.

Because of the failure of card making, not everyone is willing to bear it.

At least it's okay to live in peace, at most it's just a loss of a fusion fee.

If it is too heavy, the material card or material will be lost, and even the main card may be scrapped.

But for Shi Li, this is not a problem, because he has [absolute brand sense].

Another function of [Absolute Card Sense] is to be able to preview the result of card rubbing.

Whether the integration can be successful can be seen at a glance.

He got a total of 5 cards in this newcomer dungeon, which are:

【Kung Fu Tailor】【Big Sheep】【Iron Rod】x2【Wild Fat Cat】

"Let me see if there is any play."

He first chose the main card for this fusion.

That was the C-level card that helped him win 100 cubic coins in the afternoon, [Kung Fu Tailor].

[Ah Zha~! 】

As soon as it was put into the groove, the projection of the woman with the body rhythm and kung fu rhythm jumped out.

【Kung Fu Tailor】

Breakthrough, 35 points, C

Attack 35, 100/100, 0/3

[Agility - Passive]: When the kung fu tailor receives a direct attack, damage -5

[Double strike - 3 energy]: Kung Fu Tailor hits a target twice with 20 damage

This is the strongest card in his hand at present, with survival and output.

The disadvantage is that the energy required by the skill is too high. After the card is revealed, it needs to be warmed up for 3 general attacks before it can be released.

But once the skills are released, the battery life will be stronger.

[Double Strike] can accumulate 2 points of energy in the round of release, that is, every round after releasing the skill, she can release [Double Strike] again.

"I don't know if the recovery energy of the listening wind system can be shared with the breaking force system."

The first material card that Shi Li thought of was naturally the [Wild Fat Cat] that could speed up energy recovery.

This card has no actual combat value, it was chosen as a material.

[chatter! 】

But the preview turned out to be disappointing, and the panel sounded a ban.

It means that these two cards cannot be fused.

If the fusion is forced, it will directly fail.

"Try another one."

So he unloaded the [Wild Fat Cat] and put on the [Iron Rod].

This time, it showed that it could be successful.

The preview projection of the fusion of the two cards turned the kung fu tailor into a woman holding a toothpick and an iron rod.

【Protection fee, have you paid yet】

The original upright kung fu and decent posture disappeared, and instead he became a fool.

【Kung Fu Villain】

Breakthrough, 35 points, C

Attack 40, 100/100, 0/3

[Weapon-Passive]: Kung Fu villain's attack power +5

[Double Combo - 3 Energy]: Kung Fu Villain hits a target twice with 20 damage

"Well, this change is too big."

Shi Li was a little unresponsive.

However, if you compare carefully, you will find that this card is not really enhanced.

First of all, the [Shenfa] that improved the survivability was gone, and the sacrifice of survivability was to increase the attack power by 5 points.

"There are advantages and disadvantages, but at present, the only one that is more suitable for me to be the trump card is this one."

"The ability to survive still needs to be preserved, so I feel that the [iron rod] is not very suitable."

After thinking about it, Shi Li still gave up.

"If this one doesn't work, then there is no way."

After removing the [Iron Rod], he replaced it with a [Big Sheep].

[Baa Zha~! 】

Unexpectedly, the compatibility of these two cards is also very good, and they can be successfully integrated.

I saw that the female projection on the main card was replaced with a white Kung Fu cheongsam, which outlined the curves of the figure more beautifully.

The resolute eyes of the martial arts practitioner, set off by the beautiful face and the two snail-shaped sheep horns, add a bit of cuteness.

"Good card."

Shi Li's eyes suddenly lit up.

Of course, it's not because of the change in the projection's appearance.

Well, not quite.

Mainly, the card panel has been practically enhanced.

【Kung Fu Sheep】

Breakthrough, 35 points, C

Attack 35, 100/100, 0/3

[Agility - Passive]: When Kung Fu Sheep is directly attacked, damage -5

[Er Lian Jue-3 Energy]: Kung Fu Yang Niang hits a target twice with damage of 20 and makes it [stunned]

On the basis of the original skills, a hard control effect has been added.

"It has become a superb card."

Based on his understanding of cube cards, this [Kung Fu Sheep] can be said to be the best of the C-level.

So put in cubic coins without hesitation, and click the fusion confirmation button.

hum!

The light flashed, declaring that the card shuffling was successful.

"This wave of big profits."

Immediately felt flattered.

Next, he tried to use [Kung Fu Sheep] and [Iron Rod] to fuse again, but the effect was still the same as before.

And because [Kung Fu Yangniang] is already a product of the second fusion, if you use it as the main body to rub it again, the cost will be as high as hundreds of cubic coins, which is quite worthless.

After thinking about it, he put down this card and continued to preview the fusion of other cards.

On the contrary, the two [Iron Rods] have a good compatibility and can be blended together.

But Shi Li didn't merge immediately, because he felt that it was necessary to ensure that the number of cards in his hand was not less than 4.

Being able to produce a piece of [Kung Fu Sheep] today is already a full harvest.

So after washing, he went to bed early and waited for tomorrow.

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