Sorry, I don't play poker on luck

Chapter 36 [Kung Fu Sheep] Upgrade Again

The person in charge next to the number lottery machine turned green.

All of this was ordered by her.

Because the game's 16 into 8 and 8 into 4 were finished on the same day in the morning and afternoon.

If Shi Li was eliminated when he was 16 to 8, it was definitely not what he wanted to see.

The popularity of the dungeon match was originally fueled by this guy, and the audience must want to see him go further and further in the match.

If they were eliminated in the morning, the attendance rate in the afternoon would definitely drop sharply.

Those who bought an all-day pass may have to go to the gate of the association to call for a refund.

That's why she signaled her subordinates to tamper with the numbered balls, but she didn't expect her subordinates to be so stupid and tampered with all four No. 12 balls.

"I forgot to explain the number drawing rules just now. For each vacant position, all 4 numbered balls need to be drawn to be confirmed."

"The first four people who draw all four numbers first are the four byes."

"Number 12, you're in luck."

As expected of the person in charge, the person in charge looked at the staff without changing his face: "What are you still doing, keep smoking."

The remaining 11 contestants all had "I suspect you are cheating, but there is no proof" expressions.

But no one stood up to object.

Because none of them were willing to provoke this lunatic who eliminated more than seventy people in the dungeon.

What's more, if it weren't for them, they are still in the top 32 now, and there is no chance of jumping directly to the top 16.

In this way, Shi Li inexplicably booked the top 8 seats.

In other words, he only needs to win 8 to 4, 4 to 2, 2 to 1, and he can win the championship in three games.

After completing the necessary procedures, Shili left the association and went home as soon as possible.

There was only one day of rest between the dungeon match and the 8-to-4. He had to rest and rub cards along the way.

As a result, when I got home and opened the door, I saw an unexpected guest.

There is a lump of green jelly, nestling on the sofa in the hall watching TV.

"Master, welcome home, Bobobo!"

"?"

"We will be roommates from now on, please take care of us!"

"???"

With just a few words, Shrem blinded Shi Li.

"It's back, Grass."

At this time, the straw man came out from the inside.

I saw it pulling a small trailer, on which there was a bucket of milk tea filled with pure water, one end of the straw was connected to the bucket, and the other end was sucked in its mouth.

"Someone explain to me what's going on here."

Immediately pointing to Slime.

"New roommate, shit!"

The straw man took a deep breath, and two streams of milk tea-colored liquid overflowed from the two dark eye sockets, like tears of happiness, the kind of tears of happiness.

At this time, its grass body is already in a saturated state, the kind that can make milk tea with just a pinch.

It was obvious that this guy had been bribed, and Shi Li couldn't figure out why.

"The mushroom man is out, where have you been?"

So he called Mushrooms.

"I'm helping Slime clean up the room, Mushroom!"

In the next room, Mushroom's voice could be heard.

When Shi Li heard it, he immediately expressed contempt for the straw man and the mushroom man. These two guys are really not firm.

How can you just let people move in?

Doesn't that mean that any cat or dog can be their roommate in the future?

This is not going to work, absolutely not.

As the last line of defense in the dormitory, he will never give in.

"But have you ever asked my opinion, thinking that you can move in if you buy them?"

"Do you know what a one-vote veto is?"

"Slime, you underestimated the human will."

These few words, Shi Li spoke righteously and awe-inspiringly.

"I paid a check-in fee of 2,000 cubic coins to each of them."

"Master's is here, and I secretly added 500, don't tell them, bobobo~"

Slime blinked her big watery eyes.

"Hehe, you actually want to buy me too."

Shi Li sneered, and walked into the room where Mushroom was.

"Go away and let me do it, you short-handed guy is too slow, you have neglected the nobleman!"

2500 yuan, really delicious!

2 votes + 10 votes passed, and Slime officially moved in.

As a new tenant, Slime offered to serve as the head chef and cooked dinner for everyone.

You can skip the mushroom dish, Shi Li said that you are very welcome.

But when he saw a table of slimy things, he fell silent.

"What is this?"

He picked up a piece of tofu with a spoon.

The tofu, which was already soft, seemed to be covered with a layer of green snot.

"That's a piece of my body, I accidentally fell into it while cooking, bobo~"

Slime didn't seem to think this was a problem.

"Is this... really okay?"

Shi Li hesitated.

"Don't worry, master, it will grow back after you sleep, the slime's body is endless."

"I'm not concerned about this, I'm asking if it's poisonous."

"Then I don't understand. You have to try it yourself to find out."

"???"

Shi Li looked at Mo Saigu in surprise, as if he had got the answer.

At this time, the guy was sitting on the chair with his head up, his mouth was wide open, and he remained motionless.

His eyes were out of focus, and there was a trail of green snot hanging from his mouth.

Even a race with such high poison resistance as mushroom people can't handle it, Shi Li believes that he is definitely not qualified to taste it as a mere human.

"What's the matter, Master, don't you want to eat?"

But at this time, Sreem cast an expectant gaze.

"By the way, why did you get eliminated so quickly in the copy match?"

Shi Li decided to change the subject.

In fact, he was quite curious about this matter, and he forgot to ask just now.

"What are you talking about, the super power I got is [Death Note]."

"Aren't you afraid of losing it after entering the dungeon, so the first thing to do is to write your name."

Shrem said so.

"It makes sense, grass."

"The more useless teammate is here, Gugu!"

"...I suddenly feel that you are really suitable to be friends with the two of them."

Shi Li was powerless to complain.

After dinner time, he returned to his room with a hot takeaway.

After dinner, I took a comfortable bath and lay on the bed ready to start playing cards.

Now I have 3,000 cubic coins in my hand, I will have a good meal tonight, and tomorrow I will take the new card to the specialty store to see if there is any material card that can be used.

"Start with these two."

Shi Li leaned on his arm and called up the card making panel.

The goal of his first wave of fusion is clear.

[Dog/Owl Captain]

Rampage, 35/25 points, D

Attack 35/25, 100/100

[Recruitment Gathering - 60 HP]: Captain Kobold and Captain Cat are launched, and a line of up to 3 cards will be summoned [Training Recruit]

To be honest, these two cards are actually quite useless.

First of all, if you want to be able to use skills, you have to draw both cards together.

Then they are both on the field and in the revealed state at the same time, and consume 60 life points at the same time to be able to summon 3 weak [trainee recruits].

The key point is that there is another shortcoming, that is, the blood volume of any captain is less than 60 points, and the skills cannot be activated.

But why did he choose these two cards? To put it bluntly, he was just to use them for shuffling.

"Sure enough, the degree of integration is very high."

When the preview result was presented in front of him, Shi Li's eyes lit up.

No matter which of these two cards is used as the main card, the result is the same.

"wanted!"

He holds a card in each hand, and shoots.

hum!

There was a flash of light between the two palms.

It's just that the color and richness of the light are still D-rank cards.

"Extreme grade D card."

But Shi Li was very satisfied with the result.

Spreading out the palm, a new card of the ship appeared.

[Woof woof! 】

【Meow meow meow! 】

A human-shaped projection wearing armor jumped out of the card, but it had two heads.

A dog's head and a cat's head.

【Two-headed captain】

Berserk, 30 points, D

Attack 30, 100/100

[Recruit collection - current 100% HP]: The two-headed captain summons a line of up to 3 [intern recruits]

Combining two sheets into one sheet directly removes almost all their disadvantages.

Before this card activates its skills, it can be used as an E-level card with attack and blood.

When the blood remains, activate the skill to summon [trainee recruit].

Putting away the new card, he took out the second card, 【Adjutant of the Guard】.

According to his judgment, the possible fusion objects of this card are [Kung Fu Sheep], [Rabbit Head Guard Officer], and [Fox Head Guard Officer].

Because they are all animal girl cards, the degree of integration should be good.

But in the end, he was wrong.

[Guardian Lieutenant] can be fused with these two cards, but it doesn't make much sense.

[Kung Fu Sheep] + [Guard Adjutant] = [Kung Fu Sheep]

[Rabbit Head Guard Officer] + [Guard Adjutant] = [Rabbit Head Guard Officer]

[Fox Head Guard Officer] + [Guard Adjutant] = [Fox Head Guard Officer]

After the fusion, the projection and the surface of the main card do not change in any way, which is called card swallowing in card shuffling.

Not only has no positive value, but it will also increase the number of fusions of the main card in vain.

The higher the number of fusions, the higher the cost, and the lower the fusion compatibility with other cards.

On the contrary, this card was fused with those beast cards, and there was no swallowing card.

[Beast Dog] + [Adjutant of the Guard] = [Ordinary Beast]

[Brother Guisang Beast] + [Guard Adjutant] = [Ordinary Sang Beast]

It's better to swallow the card.

"Since it doesn't work, let's let it go."

Then I took out [Fox Head Guard Officer], and the result was similar to that of [Guard Adjutant].

And it is even more powerful, the result of fusion is basically only it swallows others, and no one else swallows it.

In desperation, Shi Li continued to preview.

The target of this preview is 【Tiger Head Guard Officer】.

Regarding the fusion object of [Tiger Head Guard Officer], in fact, he already had the best answer in his heart.

That was the useless D-rank waste card that I drew in the rookie dungeon, [Wild Fat Cat].

Let’s preview it first with [Tiger Head Guard Officer] as the main body.

[Roar... Meow! 】

The new projection is still the costume of a monk, but the tiger-headed monk has suddenly become a tiger-headed fat monk.

The tiger's head swelled a lot and looked round.

The belly is also protruding, and the original abdominal muscles are gone.

【Fat Cat Guard】

Balanced, 35 points, C

Attack 35, 100/100

[Vigorous start-Passive]: The fat cat guardian can choose a target in the round when he reveals the card, making it fall into 2 rounds [Fear]

[Body Fat-Passive]: After 3 rounds of revealing the card, the attack power of the Fat Cat Guardian -15→-25

([Fear]: The target will be forced to perform [Defense] in the next round)

"This is too cheating."

Seeing that the cards were weakened, Shi Li couldn't help complaining.

So unwilling to give up, he switched the positions of the two cards again.

【Meow~】

As a result, this time, the projection did not change.

It was still the fat orange cat, sitting lazily on the wall.

"Swallowing cards again?"

"wrong."

But when he took a closer look, he found that the color of the few tufts of hair in the middle of the orange cat's forehead had changed slightly.

Vaguely, it looks like a "king" character.

Looking at the detailed panel again, he immediately became happy.

"Finally it's no longer a waste card."

【Wild Fat Cat】

Listening to the wind, 25 points, C

Attack 25, 100/100, 0/2

[Do not want to move - Passive]: Wild Fat Cat recovers an additional 1 point of energy every round

[King's Gaze-Passive]: Wild Fat Cat can choose a target in the round when it reveals its cards, making it fall into 2 rounds [Fear]

"You have written the word Wang on your head, so at least you should stop calling me Fat Cat."

The only thing that made him complain was the card name.

But don't worry about such small details.

A useless D-grade card and a negative C-grade card were combined into a good C-grade card, Shi Li was very satisfied.

"You're the only one left."

As he said that, he took out the last harvest of this dungeon again.

【Rabbit Head Guard Officer】

Breakthrough, 20 points, D

Attack 10, 50/50, 0/2

[Weakness - Passive]: The attack power/HP of the rabbit head guard is halved

Again, he didn't know how this guy became a guard.

There is actually another reason for choosing this card.

That is, he was very curious about whether this card would have any wonderful chemical reaction with [Wildfire Boy].

Positive so-called negative negative.

Maybe big waste cards + big waste cards = good cards.

You must know that shuffling cards is not simply transferring a skill to another card.

Sometimes it is also possible to combine the attributes, styles, and even the background of the two cards to create a new skill.

So let [Ghost Fire Boy] be the main body to preview.

It is still swallowing cards, without any change.

Taking [Rabbit Head Guard Officer] as the main body again, there was a change this time.

【Wuhu Lake~】

The projection that comes out is a female bunny head riding a ghost train + drag racing party costume, with half a thin carrot in her mouth like a cigarette.

Don't look at her cool appearance and posture, but she actually drives the tram crookedly and at a slow speed.

"It really has a new skill, and this has become a brand new card."

【Woman's Fire Novice Rabbit】

Chasing the wind, 30 points, D

Attack 30, 100/100, 0/3

[Novice on the Road - Passive]: The ghost fire novice rabbit can act once every 2 rounds

"But it's still not much different from before."

"Even moving once in two rounds seems worse than halving the attack power."

This card made him unable to complain.

"It's probably useless, I have an extra waste card in my hand."

Shaking his head, he took out another option without hope, 【Kung Fu Sheep】.

Let's preview with [Kung Fu Sheep] as the main body.