Siheyuan: You want to buy my ancestral house for five yuan?

"Little bastard!"

Jia Zhang only felt an extremely stinking smell, which went straight into her nasal cavity. Moreover, it was summer, and the stick stems were not worn much.

Under the action of the spray talisman, the chrysanthemums on the stick stems loosened, and a A powerful spurt directly broke through the shackles of the pants, splashing Jia Zhang in the face

"Oops, yuck!"

Jia Zhang's eyes blurred, and then there was something sticky in her mouth, which made her vomit on the spot. At this scene, Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu were stunned.

Who could have imagined that in such a short time , so many things happened.

Jia Dongxu’s anus tightened even more, and he couldn’t help but think of the time when he sprayed the whole room some time ago.

"Hurry up, block it with BangGeng!"

Jia Dongxu shouted quickly, rushed to the kitchen, and brought a stick of corn.

Although Jia Dongxu didn't know why he became like this after the last incident, he knew in his heart that this matter, It's not an easy solution.

But in just a moment, the stick has sprayed all over the ground in a large area.

"Qin Huairu, why are you still standing there? Banggeng's pants were taken off!"

Jia Dongxu held the corn cob in his hand, but he didn't dare to step forward at all.

He was afraid of getting a little bit of feces and urine on his butt!

Although Qin Huairu also felt nauseous, he was his son after all, so he could only reach forward and press the stalk of the corn cob. Jia Dongxu took off his pants.

Jia Dongxu watched as the spray of the stick stopped, and the corn cob went straight in.

The stick didn't even hum, but there was a strange look on his face.

"Oh my god, what the hell did you do? Pulled so much!"

Jia Zhang touched her face with disgust and kept vomiting.

Here, the stick was squirting, and on the other side, Jia Zhang was also squirting!

"Mom, go wash up quickly!"

Jia Dongxu covered his nose with his hand and said with a look of disgust.

"BangGeng is already blocked. Just take him to the hospital for a checkup and he will be fine!"

Jia Zhang nodded quickly, stretched out her hand, opened the door and walked into the courtyard.

It was okay not to go out. As soon as she opened the door, a stench suddenly filled the courtyard.

"Ouch, who is so wicked? They boiled shit, it smells so bad!"

"That's right, how many days has it been left here, and the house has become a toilet?"

Everyone had a look of disgust on their faces, and they held their noses and walked out of the house to curse.

But as soon as they went out, everyone was almost knocked down, and they saw Mrs. Jia Zhang standing under the faucet in the courtyard and cleaning.、

"I said to Mr. Jia and Zhang, your family eats shit, it smells so bad!"

Xu Damao asked looking at Jia Zhang's disgusted face.

Jia Zhang glared at Xu Damao hatefully and cursed

"Xu Damao, you bastard, stop talking nonsense!"

"We have diarrhea, otherwise, it would be like this?"

Xu Damao was so disgusted that he hurriedly hid further away, looked at Jia Zhang and said

"Oops, the dick must have been pulled by sitting on your face. It looks like you ate a lot!"

As soon as she heard this, Mrs. Jia Zhang became very angry. She was angry when she was sprayed in the face by a stick, but now after hearing Xu Damao's words, she was even more angry and reached out for a basin of water and poured it directly on Xu Damao.

Xu Damao couldn't avoid it and was directly doused by Dou Tou.

"Jia Zhang, you bastard!"

Xu Damao was so disgusted that he never thought that Jia Zhang could do such a thing.

It was not just that he was disgusted, but he also made people in the courtyard feel sick.

Jia Zhang snorted with a look of disdain on his face. Looking at Xu Damao,

"What's going on, if you dare to talk nonsense again, I'll put shit in your fucking mouth!"

Seeing Mrs. Jia Zhang's look like a shrew, Xu Damao didn't dare to say anything. He could only think that he was unlucky and went back to clean up.

Yi Zhonghai looked at Mrs. Jia Zhang's appearance and felt disgusted in his heart, but as a big man , and you can only go forward.

"Old sister-in-law, did your Bangge just come back? There is no oil or water in her stomach, and she has diarrhea after eating meat!"

"Otherwise, take him to the hospital as soon as possible!"

After hearing his words, Mrs. Jia Zhang snorted, looked at Yi Zhonghai and said

"Yi Zhonghai, you still have the nerve to say that the fact that our family’s idol has become like this is directly related to you!"

"As a big man, even our awesome friends can’t protect you!"

"I don’t think you’re going to do much good, you’re such an old man!"

When Yi Zhonghai heard this, his expression suddenly changed.

But how can someone like Jia Zhang make sense?

"Okay, you wash up first, I'll go take a look at the stick!"

After hearing Yi Zhonghai's words, everyone nodded and followed Yi Zhonghai, swarming to the door of Jia's house.

In the room at this moment, Banggeng also turned around and sat on the chair, but his face was full of laughter. He was so red from holding it in.

Seeing Banggan's appearance, Yi Zhonghai quickly opened his mouth and looked at Jia Dongxu and said

"Dongxu, what's going on?"

"Didn't you say you had diarrhea? Why is your face so red from holding back?"

Jia Dongxu is sitting aside at the moment, watching Qin Huairu clean up the room, drinking wine by himself.

Although the room is very smelly, Jia Dongxu can drink it in

"Master, this is not a case of diarrhea caused by eating meat. Look, this room is a mess!"

Hearing this, Yi Zhonghai nodded, looked at Banggeng and said

"BangGeng has been in there for so long, there must be no oil or water in his stomach!"

"You guys, this is too careless!"

When Jia Dongxu heard this, he curled his lips with disdain.

Who said that this meat is just for Banggian? Their family has been eating meat recently!

As he spoke, Yi Zhonghai looked at Banggian. He frowned and said

"That's not right, Dongxu, Banggeng has diarrhea, why is his face so red from holding it in?"

Jia Dongxu smiled and said

"Hi, uncle, isn't this to prevent the dick from continuing to squirt?"

"This is the corn that I blocked up for him!"

As soon as he heard this, Yi Zhonghai's eyes suddenly widened and he looked at Jia Dongxu in disbelief.

Is this fucking stick stalk his own son? He can actually stop diarrhea with corn cobs. This is Jia Dongxu's brain circuit. , indeed different from normal people

"No, Dongxu, Banggeng has diarrhea, how can he use corn cobs to stop it? Isn’t this making Banggeng suffer!"

As soon as Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, Banggeng also shouted quickly and said with a red face.

"Dad, my stomach is so tight that I can’t bear it!"

"I want to shit, I want to shit!"

After hearing Bangge's words, Jia Dongxu reacted and nodded quickly.

"That’s right, awesome guy, go to the toilet outside immediately when you poop!"

Yi Zhonghai looked at Jia Dongxu and said

"You just let him out while taking a shit, but the corn cob is still stuck!"

Jia Dongxu nodded quickly, looked at Banggeng and said. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"BangGeng, why are you standing there? Take off your pants quickly and take out the corn cobs!"

Hearing what Jia Dongxu said, Banggeng nodded hurriedly, but it was uncomfortable in his stomach, where he could easily take off his pants.

Seeing Banggeng working hard, Yi Zhonghai couldn't help but sigh..

Jia Dongxu is still sitting aside drinking until now, looking like he doesn't care at all.

How did he know that since the last time Yi Zhonghai told the whole hospital that he had something to do with Qin Huairu?[]

In his heart, Jia Dongxu was a little suspicious of Banggeng.

This time Bangge came back, the more he looked at him, the more he felt that Bangge was not his son.

But there is no evidence these days, so we can only leave it aside for now.

Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai couldn't help but shook his head, stepped forward and stretched out his hand to help Bang Gong take off his pants.

Originally, the corn cob was sitting on a chair just now. Although I was desperately trying to ejaculate, there was a corn cob blocking it and I was sitting on a chair, so I couldn't ejaculate at all.

Now after I get up, I can't hold it anymore in my stomach.

"Dongxu, this corn cob is almost stuffed in! Find a way quickly……"

Just when Yi Zhonghai looked at the corn cob and started to speak, the pressure in Bang Ge's stomach reached its peak, and he couldn't hold it back.

As soon as the chrysanthemum loosens, the stem of the stick snaps with force.

I saw corn cobs like cannonballs being fired from the barrel, spraying out crazily from the chrysanthemums on the stalks, heading straight for Yi Zhonghai.

With a shocked look on Yi Zhonghai's face, the corn cob was accurately stuffed into Yi Zhonghai's mouth.

Well!

Yi Zhonghai felt a stench filling his entire mouth, and even his teeth seemed to have been knocked loose!

"Cool!"

Just when Yi Zhonghai was about to reach out and take out the corn cob, the stalk squirted again.

Yi Zhonghai sadly realized that he had made a mistake by coming to Jia's house.

But in a moment, Yi Zhonghai's whole body was completely numb. A good place

"Let me choke you, uncle, what are you doing?"

Jia Dongxu was immediately disgusted and shouted loudly

"Look, it’s all because of you, this newly mopped floor!"

Yi Zhonghai was also extremely disgusted. He could not have imagined that stick stalks could be so powerful!

When the neighbors at the door saw what happened in Jia's house, they all couldn't help laughing.

This is simply what happened before. Something that has never been seen or heard of.

There was Jia Zhang in front of him, and Yi Zhonghai in the back. And seeing the sight of Yi Zhonghai stuffed with corn in his mouth, he couldn't help it.

Yang Yu outside the door saw this situation and was even more excited. He burst out laughing

"Oh, Yi Zhonghai, you actually still have this kind of hobby!"

"How about it? The stick stems taste good with corn, right?"

Yi Zhonghai's face turned red with anger, and he rushed out of the room in a hurry and went to the courtyard to wash himself.

On the other side, Qin Huairu also quickly took Banggeng to the toilet outside.

However, along the way, Banggeng also spilled countless Mark of

"Ouch, you have made everything in this courtyard look ugly!"

"No, the Jia family has to be responsible for the hygiene in this hospital!"

"It's so disgusting, I can't stand it!"

Everyone covered their noses and turned back home in disgust, closing all the doors and windows of the house tightly.

Seeing how unlucky Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang were, Yang Yu was overjoyed.

You beasts still want to do something to me. , this time, let you suffer some hardships first.

However, this is not over yet.

Yang Yu has already given orders to the mutated bees, and Banggan came to the toilet, but he was about to encounter danger.

On the other side, Qin Huai Ru brought the stick to the toilet, squatted on the pit, and felt a burst of relief.

Although it was said to be squirting, it was not a stomachache after all. It just felt like the inventory in the stomach was emptied instantly.

But the sticky feeling on the body was really Feeling uncomfortable, Banggeng quickly took off his clothes and ran out of the toilet naked.

Qin Huairu outside saw this and suddenly looked confused. She quickly put her coat on Banggeng and took him back home in a hurry to think. I need to wash it.

Just when the two people came to the yard and wanted to wash it, Banggeng looked up and saw a palm-sized hive on the tree in the yard.

Honey is rare these days. Many children like Bangge and the others go back to the wild to look for beehives.

After they are opened, the honey inside is really good.

Here, Bangge stared at the beehive with his eyes tightly, looking at it for a long time, just looking at it. When three or four bees came in and out,

Banggeng couldn't help but licked his lips. He hadn't eaten honey for a long time. There were just a few bees. Even if they were knocked down by themselves, there would definitely be no problem.

Thinking of this, Banggeng turned his head and said He saw a bamboo pole placed under the tree.

This thing was usually used to dry clothes in the courtyard. Banggeng took advantage of Qin Huairu to finish washing him and went back to get the clothes. He directly picked up the bamboo pole and stabbed it hard at the beehive.

The beehive fell to the ground with a snap.

Banggan rushed over in a few steps. At this moment, there was a whirring sound and a bunch of bees flew out of the hive.

Banggeng was immediately confused.

He never imagined that there would be so many bees in such a palm-sized hive.

And these bees were much bigger than what he had seen before.

In just a moment of confusion, he felt a sharp pain in the little mushroom and suddenly screamed.

Hearing Banggeng's cry, Qin Huairu, who had just left the room, ran over quickly and saw the bees surrounding Banggeng and attacking frantically.

"Great meme!"

Qin Huairu rushed over waving her clothes, but these bees were not ordinary bees.

After being raised on Yang Yu's farm, they were all ferocious and abnormal, and they were all under Yang Yu's command and could know how to advance and retreat. Even if It was Qin Huairu who waved his clothes, but there was no way he could block so many bees.

Banggan only felt that his little mushroom was completely stinging and numb!

Even if he tried desperately to block it with his hands, he couldn't block it.

Even Banggian felt regretful in his heart. Why did he poke the beehive when he had nothing to do?

And did these bees have a grudge against him? They didn't sting elsewhere but aimed at his little mushroom.

"BangGeng, run quickly!"

Qin Huairu waved her clothes desperately, turned to look at the stick and shouted.

As soon as she finished speaking, these bees turned around and rushed towards Qin Huairu...