Siheyuan: Poisoning Stick At The Start

Chapter 60 The stick is going to steal the chicken

Lin Han sat on the back seat of the bicycle, wrapping his arms forward around a certain Onee-san’s waist.

He Yuyu immediately blushed and stopped in the driveway: “Little boy, get your hands away! It’s not good to be seen!”

“But if I don’t hold you, what should I do if I fall? Besides, others might think we are siblings, it’s fine.” Lin Han said brazenly.

Hearing this, although He Yuyu was still a little ashamed, he did not let Lin Han take his hand away.

One big and one small rode a bicycle like this, rushing to the food processing factory where He Yuhui went to work.

On the way, Lin Han saw a shop selling donkey meat for fire, and said to He Yuhui, “Wife, stop for breakfast first?”

“Eating breakfast? I’m almost late.” He Yuyu was a little helpless.

“It’s okay, buy it first, you can take it to the factory and eat it soon.” Lin Han said, and jumped out of the car to buy two donkey meat to burn.

The fragrant and crispy donkey meat is burnt, not to mention how appetizing it is.

After He Yuyu took one, he couldn’t help feeling distressed for Lin Han.

“Little brat, this donkey meat is expensive, right? Can’t you just buy some fried dough sticks or vegetable buns?”

“It’s not expensive, only a dime each.”

“A cent is not too expensive? Fried dough sticks are only three cents a piece!”

“Hey, wife, you really know how to live. I like you more and more. Let my husband kiss you.”

“Kiss! Don’t call my wife outside, what if others hear me?”

“Yes, yes, rain sister~”

“Wow, that’s disgusting.”

“…”

The two quarreled like this, and before they knew it, they soon arrived at the food processing factory where He Yuyu worked.

He Yuyu was a little reluctant to bear Lin Han, and decided to eat the donkey meat and burn it before entering the factory gate.

And Lin Han’s donkey meat was on fire, and it was already eaten on the back seat of the bicycle.

“How is it? Is it delicious?”

Seeing He Yuyu eating with relish, Lin Han said with a smile.

“good to eat.”

He Yu nodded.

In the past, when she ate breakfast, she either cooked porridge at home, or bought fritters or vegetable buns on the way to work.

But since falling in love with Lin Han and his brother, not only can you eat extravagant donkey meat for breakfast.

Even the ingredients for every night are all kinds of meat.

Thinking of this, while He Yuyu felt happy in his heart, he couldn’t help but worry about Lin Han’s wallet.

“Little brat, you’re spending too much money.”

“If your hunting livelihood is no longer available, how will you survive in the future?”

Hearing this, although Lin Han felt that his income was enough to cover these expenses, he still smiled and said, “Then when I’m out of money, will you support me?”

He Yuyu blushed suddenly, and said angrily: “You are useless, let a woman take care of you, can you say such a thing?”

“What’s so embarrassing about this? I’m your husband, not an outsider.” Lin Han said righteously.

“So what? We’re not married yet.” He Yuyu snorted.

“I’m also your husband if I’m not married. It’s only natural for my husband to eat his wife’s soft rice!” After speaking, Lin Han patted He Yuyu’s skin drum.

“Ah, I’m going to kill you!” He Yuyu was so angry that he immediately gave Lin Han a shudder.

After the two quarreled for a while…

He Yuyu suddenly stopped, looked at Lin Han and said seriously: “Little boy, if you really have no money, you must remember to tell me that although my salary is not much, but saving some money, I can still support the two of us. .

“Well, I see.” Lin Han nodded solemnly, without any intention of pretending to be big.

After all, He Yuyu can say these words, which means that she doesn’t care whether she is poor or rich.

In the same way, Lin Han also likes He Yuyu, the virtuous and gentle Onee-san wife more and more.

Thinking that He Yuyu chose the way of giving in the rear Guzigou last night, Lin Han couldn’t help but look forward to it: “Wife, don’t forget the choice you made last night.”

Hearing this, He Yuhui suddenly blushed and glared at Lin Han angrily before walking towards the gate of the factory.

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After sending He Yuhui to work, Lin Han went hunting in the suburbs as usual.

At the same time, inside the courtyard.

After the poisoning incident, the stick has gradually recovered from the sequelae of gastric lavage.

He moved his body, looked at Jia Zhang and asked, “Grandma, is Lin Han at home?”

Jia Zhang is holding the soles of his shoes at the moment.

After hearing Bang Terri’s question, she was stunned and said, “Grandson, why do you care if that little bastard Lin Han is at home?”

“I want to get revenge on him!” Bang Terri said directly.

He and Jia Zhang have similar tastes.

In addition, the mother-in-law Qin Huairu has already gone to work, and Xiaodang and Huaihua have also gone to school, so Bangjie is not worried that his revenge plan will be leaked.

“Retaliation? How to retaliate?”

Hearing that his grandson wanted to take revenge on Lin Han, Jia Zhang immediately became interested.

She also hated Lin Han.

Ever since she asked Lin Han for fifty dollars in compensation and was slapped by Lin Han at the general meeting of the hospital, she has been holding back this fire in her heart.

“Grandma, my revenge plan is like this…”

The stick said.

After Jia Zhang heard it, he was a little speechless.

What do you mean by sneaking into someone’s house and pooping and urinating?

“Grandson, your move is not cruel enough. Grandma suddenly thought of a move.”

Jia Zhangshi smiled slyly and talked about his plan.

“Xu Damao’s family recently brought back two old hens.”

“In this way, you go and steal one, and the two of us will eat the chicken.”

“Then throw the chicken bones at the door of Lin Han’s house and put the blame on him!”

Hearing the word chicken, Bang Terri immediately thought that the reason why he was poisoned was because Lin Han put rat poison in the rest of the chicken.

For a while, Bang Terrier was a little resistant to eating chicken, with an expression like: “Grandma, I don’t want to eat chicken.”

“Oh, what’s so bad about chicken? Grandma made it for you herself. I promise not to poison the chicken like that little bastard Lin Han.” Jia Zhang urged.

Hearing this, he was originally a foodie, but suddenly became interested in chicken again. He nodded and said, “Okay, I’ll steal it now.”*