Siheyuan: I turned into a fool and fucked the animal courtyard

"MCA. "

Do you know why others call you Mahua but not MCA?" He Yuzhu sat on a chair in the cafeteria, drank tea, and said to MCA next to him.

Ma Hua looked at He Yuzhu and shook his head incomprehensibly, a little confused.

"Just your brain, it's just going to fall into the swill bucket.

"You just don't use your brain.

"That's why everyone calls you a twist, and your brain is like a twist. "

It's dry.

He Yuzhu said this, which made MCA stunned again.

"No, what the hell is going on?" said Ma Hua a little flustered.

"I ask you. "

A girl from the countryside has come to the county seat.

"There's no going back today.

"It's a pity that the girl is not too bad-looking, that is, a rural hukou.

"I don't think that's a little bit of a point. He Yuzhu drank some tea and said lightly.

"Oh my gosh.

"What's wrong with the girl in the countryside? The girl in the countryside is sincere and kind.

"Master He, don't pick and choose, you're already 29, it's almost enough." MCA said persuasively.

"You're right.

"But when I saw Qin Huairu's cousin today, it was just a little bit, Xu Damao's kid ruined a good thing!"

"Xu Damao, this rabbit cub, I want to rectify him well." He Yuzhu thought that he had kicked Xu Damao, this guy hadn't learned a lesson, and he saw that he was still unruly.

It's just looking for rectification.

However, Qin Jingru is indeed a good tool.

Let Xu Damao feel bad first, it's best for Qin Huairu's cousin Qin Jingru to wear a hat for him before marrying Xu Damao.

It's definitely fun.

Didn't Xu Damao have no son?

He Yuzhu thought of this, and smiled at the corner of his mouth.

Ma Hua heard He Yuzhu's words and said with a smile: "Xu Damao, this guy is really not good for you to deal with him."

"The factory leaders are all here, and Xu Damao is definitely a good match for the factory leaders.

"Our lives are miserable, and we only have to listen and drink. MCA said with a sigh.

"It's because the leader is there that he can be cured. He Yuzhu was thinking about how to rectify Xu Damao.

"How to rectify Xu Damao?" asked Ma Hua curiously.

"This drinking is divided into three steps, the first step is to persuade the leader with good words, the second step is to persuade oneself with bold words, and the third step is to break the piece. "

This man, drink to the point of fragments, then it will be fine. He Yuzhu said with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

MCA instantly understood, come over.

Thumbs up.

Crazy praise for He Yuzhu.

It's too high.

At this time, in the private room in the factory, Xu Damao praised the leader, the sycophants were loud, and he drank a lot.

It's a complete fragment.

Drink.

Xu Damao was already drunk and lying on the table.

He Yuzhu secretly came to the room and saw that Xu Damao was already drunk.

He Yuzhu grabbed Xu Damao with a smile on the corner of his mouth and carried it on his body, after all, as a special soldier, he has recently recovered his ability according to the training methods of the troops.

Although it has not fully recovered, it is more than enough to deal with a few ordinary people.

Xu Damao didn't know if he was being carried.

He Yuzhu carried Xu Damao in the kitchen and tied it to the chair with a rope.

Take off his pants and squeak.

Even his disgusting underwear, He Yuzhu picked up a stick and pulled it down for him.

Thrown into the fire room and burned.

He Yuzhu lay on the chair next to him, waiting for Xu Damao to call his grandfather.

Time flies before you know it.

Xu Damao slowly woke up, but found that he was tied up.

Xu Damao felt his legs cold.

"Silly pillar, hurry up and untie me, let me go quickly.

"Otherwise, I'll go to the factory and sue you and let you enter the security department." "

Silly pillar, did you hear me? Don't pretend I don't hear. Xu Damao struggled desperately, but the rope was tied to death, and he couldn't struggle at all

He Yuzhu almost laughed when he heard Xu Damao's voice, but he couldn't bear it anymore.

"Who called me?" He Yuzhu slowly opened his eyes and saw Xu Damao on the other side closing his eyes again.

"Don't pretend to be asleep. Xu Damao shouted loudly.

"What are you arguing about?"

"If you drink some wine yourself, you won't know what you're doing."

Xu Damao was a little confused when he heard He Yuzhu's words, he drank the fragments, and he didn't know what he did yesterday.

"What did I do? What did I do yesterday?"

"Didn't I just drink something. Xu Damao said a little confused.

"I'm not tying you up, I'm really helping you, do you know what you did yesterday?"

"Hurry up and let go of me, I'm cold." Xu Damao said in a pleading tone.

"After you got drunk, you met a big girl outside the wall of our factory, you didn't say a word and hugged people, and you didn't let go.

"It's okay if you don't let go, you still take your pants off and want to do bad things."

"After a few sips of cat urine, you don't even know who you are.

"Do you know what crime you're committing? It's rape and you're going to be shot."

When Xu Damao heard Silly Zhu's words, he was really frightened and immediately relented.

"Brother Zhu, Brother Zhu, I really drank too much, and I don't know what happened yesterday. "

I know you're helping me, and I'm so grateful. Xu Damao couldn't remember what he did yesterday.

Not at all impressed.

"At this time, I know that I am grateful.

"It's a shame that you met me, and if you meet someone else, then you will be tried in the security section right now."

"I'm kind to the girl, don't let her sue you, who let the two of us be in the same yard." He Yuzhu saw that Xu Damao finally gave in to himself, and he was very happy in his heart.

"No way. "

I just drank a little bit of wine, and I was able to do this to a big girl.

"Definitely a false accusation. Xu Damao said in disbelief.

"Believe it or not. He Yuzhu said with a sneer.

"But I can't untie it for you just yet, wait a minute, when those old ladies come, it'll be fun." He Yuzhu picked up his teacup, just took a sip and spit it out, the tea was cool, took the teapot next to him, poured another cup and took a sip.

Xu Damao's dry eyes were very anxious.

Think about that group of old ladies who have to tear themselves apart when they see themselves like this.

"Brother Zhu, I was really wrong, you let me go quickly. Xu Damao said pleadingly.

"Call grandpa, I'm in a good mood and might let you go.

"Otherwise, when that group of old ladies walks in, I'll give you a touch of melons." "

You should know what it means to look at the melon and touch the melon." He Yuzhu gloated.

finally rectified Xu Damao's heart.

"It's good not to call grandpa, when the time comes, I will call that girl over and confront you face to face, and then the security department will arrest you and give you a peanut, you have not lived in vain in your life." He Yuzhu said with a sudden serious expression.

Xu Damao saw that Silly Zhu's expression was so serious and serious.

Maybe that thing is true.

I really drank too much last night and did something wrong.

"Silly Zhu, don't fool me, this matter is not a joke, I will really die. Xu Damao was so frightened that tears were about to flow out of his eyes, and he said.

"At this time, you are afraid, in case Lou Xiao'e knows, you should know how big things will be. He Yuzhu walked up to Xu Damao and patted the top of Xu Damao's head.

"I don't care about you, I'll go first, I still have something. He Yuzhu glanced at Xu Damao and prepared to walk away.

"Brother, brother, don't go, you can't leave me here. Xu Damao begged for mercy and said.

"What's your name?" He Yuzhu said pretentiously.

"What's it called? He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao and said.

Xu Damao's heart was about to explode, but he couldn't help but be convinced.

Xu Damao gritted his teeth and shouted, "Grandpa let me go."

"Well, that's right. He Yuzhu was very happy when he heard Xu Damao call him grandfather.

"My good boy, you told me to let you go earlier, look at this.

"If you hadn't met me, you would have been arrested and shot in the security department. He Yuzhu loosened the rope on Xu Damao's body.

As soon as Xu Damao broke free, he immediately became angry, pointed at He Yuzhu's nose and said fiercely: "Silly Zhu, you are a stupid pig, what about my pants?"

"You don't know the pants you took off yesterday, you want to do something bad, how do I know where your pants are?" He Yuzhu said speechlessly.

"Silly Zhu, you are a stupid pig, a dog, you wait for me. Xu Damao said ruthlessly.

He Yuzhu was a special soldier in his previous life after all, and he turned over and kicked out a tail flicker.

Smack.

Xu Damao's right cheek was kicked by He Yuzhu and flew out.

Bang.

Xu Damao was almost kicked out.

"Hey, hey. Xu Damao never thought that Silly Zhu's skills were so agile.

He Yuzhu walked in front of Xu Damao step by step, stretched out his right hand and grabbed Xu Damao's hair and pulled it up.

"Pain, pain, pain, ......" Xu Damao's scalp was very painful when he was scratched by He Yuzhu.

"Lao Tzu didn't beat you for three days, you went to the house to uncover the tiles, didn't you?"

"You blamed me for your own mistakes, if it weren't for me, you would have been shot a long time ago, don't you understand?"

"Kneel down and sing conquest for Lao Tzu." He Yuzhu roared angrily.

"Don't, don't, don't be a conquest. "Xu Damao doesn't know what to conquer at all, how to sing it?

He Yuzhu instantly remembered, there should be no conquest at this time.

"Grandson, when you see Lao Tzu in the future, try to hide as much as possible, or you will break your dog's leg again. He Yuzhu let go of Xu Damao.

Xu Damao fled as quickly as he saw a mouse and a cat.

I'm afraid that the stupid pillar is beating him.

I wanted to report it to the security department of the factory, but I didn't know if it was true or false that I was molesting the big girl, and if it was true, I wouldn't be shot.