Siheyuan: I turned into a fool and fucked the animal courtyard

"Silly Zhu, do you have a conscience?"

"We've all become like this, and you're still in the ground."

"Anyway, we're neighbors, so many years. The three mothers angrily scolded He Yuzhu.

"Three mothers, you don't pay attention to what you said.

"Why didn't you say it when you fixed me at the beginning?"

"Don't think I don't know, when my wife and I didn't have a wedding, you brought the head of the security section to catch the adulterer, what do you mean."

"It's not like you're trying to send me to prison. He Yuzhu said with a slight frown.

The three mothers were scolded and had nothing to say.

The third master, Yan Bugui, held his TV set with a bitter expression.

I completely think that the stupid pillar at this moment is a personal vendetta of the communiqué.

The earthquake came, and everyone in the courtyard was hungry one by one.

Just you stupid pillar, eating steamed buns and meat, drinking pimple soup.

There's no humanity at all.

"Silly pillar, you're wrong.

"That incident was not provoked by us at all, but Xu Damao said that he would rectify you.

"We're just going to get involved. The third master, Yan Bugui, saw that there was no Xu Damao in this courtyard, so he put the pot on Xu Damao's head.

"Three masters, what you said is light.

"If I hadn't looked at the previous part, I wouldn't even call the three masters.

"Pretend to be good every day, be calculating, and one day you will suffer under your calculations." He Yuzhu was too lazy to look at Yan Bugui, the third master, and continued to eat his own meat buns and drink his own pimple soup.

Beautiful.

Yi Zhonghai, an uncle, swallowed his mouth, very greedy.

The stomach of the third master Yan Bugui was even more growling.

Yu Li looked at the stupid pillar, the past few years have gotten better and better.

I regret it a little in my heart.

If you don't marry Yan Xie earlier, if you had been a stupid pillar's wife.

Now I eat and drink spicy food.

Yan Jiecheng looked at his wife's expression, and there was a little vinegar in his heart.

Yan Jiecheng came to his wife and said comfortingly: "My wife can't wait for you to eat, so it's a big deal that I rushed into the room and took out the food."

"There are other young people who want you." The third master, Yan Bugui, said very unhappily, after all, it is his own son, what if he is injured, what if he is stoned to death.

Is it like an uncle, there is no one to provide for him?

Yan Jiecheng was also very afraid in his heart, and let himself rush into the room and there would be another earthquake, so he would hang up.

"You're such a piece of shit. Yu Li pointed to her husband's head, hating that iron could not become steel.

Yu Li complained very much in her heart.

"Silly Zhu, you can't patronize yourself, now that the neighbors of the courtyard have suffered disasters, you should take out the food for everyone to spend together, and then make up for you how much you will eat at the end. Yi Zhonghai, an uncle, said righteously, standing at the highest point of morality.

The neighbors in the courtyard looked at He Yuzhu with blank eyes, hoping that Silly Zhu could take out the steamed bun and meat to relieve their hunger.

"Why? "

What

do I eat?" "What do I eat?" What does my wife eat? What does the deaf old lady eat. He Yuzhu asked three times in a row.

"Silly pillar!"

"Look at the hungry neighbors for so many years.

"Look at the children next to them, they are hungry and weak, but they just want you to take out a little food, and they don't want you anything. Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle, looked at the stupid pillar and said.

Everyone was desperate for Silly Zhu to agree.

Among them, there are those who have passed the stupid pillar, if it weren't for the stupid pillar's strong force, they would dare to rob it.

"Uncle I, this is what you said. "

I don't want your money, and I don't want your food stamps and meat stamps. "

I can give you the meat in my hand and give it to you." He Yuzhu said with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

Everyone became excited when they heard it, and it turned out that the bun was called Meat Sandwich Bun.

Sure enough, it's a good name.

There was greed in their eyes, after all, Silly Zhu is a cook, and the things he makes must be delicious.

"Silly Zhu, that's right. Yi Zhonghai said happily.

"I have one condition, though. "

Uncle Yi Zhonghai heard that the stupid pillar still had conditions.

It is no longer the time when the first uncle, the second uncle, and the third master are in power.

At that time, if you say a word yourself, who dares to resist.

Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle, endured it and said, "You can say what conditions."

"I don't have a TV at home, my wife always wants to watch TV, my daughter wants to watch it too, and I want to watch it too. "

Since you asked me to take out the food, I want a TV, it's not too much,"

"And in the past few years, I want to buy a bicycle, and I feel that the bicycle of the three masters is not bad." He Yuzhu just finished speaking.

The third master, Yan Bugui, took a few steps back in horror and hugged his TV set.

"

You bastard, I'm starving, I won't eat your food, and I won't give you my bicycle or TV unless you want my life." "The three great masters Yan Bugui are like misers who want money and don't want their lives.

The three mothers also scolded: "Silly Zhu, are you waiting for this day to take revenge on us." As

soon as the three mothers finished speaking, their stomachs were gurgling, and they were very hungry.

Yu Li, Yan Jiecheng, and the neighbors they brought with them all growled in their stomachs.

"Father-in-law, just give him the TV.

"You really want to starve us to death. Yu Li stepped forward to snatch the TV in her father-in-law's arms.

The third master, Yan Bugui, roared angrily: "Yan Jiecheng, don't care about your losers.

Yan Jiecheng hugged his wife's waist and said pleadingly: "The TV is not our father's life, and he will not die for the stupid pillar."

"Yan Jiecheng, when is it, the person is dead, and there is nothing. Yu Li desperately tried to break free from her man's arms.

Yu Li feels more and more that her man is a soft-footed shrimp.

You can't be hard at any time.

"That's enough, it's all about no more. Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle, looked at the messy situation, and his heart felt very tired.

"Yan Bugui, we are quite crowded here, there is nothing to eat, Xu Damao's shed is quite big, you can go there.

"I don't want to care about your. Uncle Yi Zhonghai turned his head and sat under his tent and stopped talking.

The people inside the tent were also silent, enduring hunger.

"As long as you are a saint and I am a villain, okay. He Yuzhu had just finished eating the meat bun, turned around and was about to go back to his tent, and they all kidnapped themselves morally, really thinking of themselves as the stupid pillars before.

On the other side, Qin Huairu, Mrs. Jia, and Wei Laosan, looking at the stupid pillar who has no sympathy at all, are simply ruthless.

Qin Huairu didn't know Silly Zhu at all.

Mrs. Jia also felt that she didn't know Silly Zhu, could she react so much after marrying her wife.

Become such a selfish person.