Siheyuan: I turned into a fool and fucked the animal courtyard

Inside the courtyard.

The first uncle, the second uncle, and the third uncle gathered around the table to discuss the affairs in the courtyard.

"Let's get straight to the point. The second uncle fanned his bangs, took a sip of tea, looked at the first uncle Yi Zhonghai, and the third uncle Yan Bugui, and said with a slightly serious expression.

Xu Damao stood next to the second uncle like a bodyguard, looking at everything in front of him.

The master in the courtyard is about to be the master Yi Zhonghai.

There has been a change of dynasty.

"Lao Yi, I'm with Lao Yan. "

We talked about it together. The second uncle looked at the first uncle, Yi Zhonghai said slowly.

What else does the second uncle want to say?

The third uncle, Yan Bugui, immediately stood in line and supported the work of the second uncle.

"Lao Yi.

"As a member of the working class, as an old comrade with the qualifications of an eighth-level fitter, I think your political consciousness is really a bit too low.

"Your political consciousness should be further improved. "

The guidance in the yard should be handed over to someone else, and you should be promoted. The third master, Yan Bugui, said righteously.

The first uncle, Yi Zhonghai, looked at the third grandfather Yan Bugui coldly, and talked about it.

It's just a dog's leg.

"Lao Yi, it's not me talking about you.

"You can't keep up with the times anymore, I think, you should lift your spirits and lead us, forget it, you better don't bring it, your consciousness is too low." The third master, Yan Bugui, said suddenly.

The first uncle, Yi Zhonghai's face changed slightly, and he did not argue with the third uncle, Yan Bugui.

Uncle Yi Zhonghai already understood what it meant.

"Since you've all said that, it seems that I'm really not suitable to be an uncle.

"I give way. Uncle Yi Zhonghai got up and said.

The second uncle bangs, the third uncle Yan Bugui, and Xu Damao, were taken aback.

Uncle Yi Zhonghai abdicated so happily.

Since the first uncle, Yi Zhonghai, is willing to abdicate and let Xian, then the matter will be easy to do, so I won't take him under the knife.

Xu Damao's expression became a little angry, and he finally forced back the first uncle, Yi Zhonghai.

"My culture is too low, my political consciousness has always been insufficient, and I can no longer lead, and everyone in the courtyard has kept up with the times. Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle, felt that after he let go of power, the pressure on his body disappeared in an instant.

It's a lot easier.

"You don't need to say anything, I am willing to abdicate, and from now on, you don't need to consult me about anything in this compound, I am an old man in the courtyard. Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle, said to everyone.

Yi Zhonghai, an uncle, picked up his teacup and left.

The second uncle bangs, the third uncle Yan Bugui, and Xu Damao, all smiled when they looked at the back of the first uncle Yi Zhonghai leaving.

I thought that Yi Zhonghai, an uncle, was unwilling to give up his rights to quarrel with them.

It turned out that things were going so well.

Xu Damao was very good at looking at it, and bent down respectfully like the eunuchs beside the ancient emperor, and asked the second uncle to sit in the position where the first uncle Yi Zhonghai was just sitting.

The second uncle is an official fan in the bangs.

Now that I am in power in the courtyard, look at Xu Damao's appearance as a dog, it really makes me like it.

The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, just got up and thought of something, looked at the third uncle, Yan Bugui, and asked, "Third master, what do you mean?"

"Ah, from now on, you are the first uncle, and I am the second master in the courtyard." The third master, Yan Bugui, said with a smile, lowering his posture a little.

The second uncle Liu Haizhong heard the words of the third uncle Yan Bugui and smiled.

Sitting in the position of Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle, he was in a comfortable mood, with a smug look on his face, and he didn't say a word.

Yan Bugui, the third master, looked at Xu Damao, who was like a dog's leg, and said at the same time: "Damao is a young cadre who has been newly combined, and the old, middle and young are combined. The third master, Yan Bugui, said with a smile.

Xu Damao pretended to sit down and clapped his hands.

"Well, I'm on board, too. Xu Damao smiled from ear to ear and said.

"Two uncles, the first thing we have to do now is to rectify the stupid pillar, the stupid pillar is wasting national resources, wasting food stamps, meat stamps, and collecting those garbage bottles and cans, at first glance, I want to go capitalism.

"We must cut off this capitalist tail in advance.

"You know, silly pillar, if we don't treat him well and behave properly, then all the chickens and dogs in the courtyard will jump. "

Rectify him and make an example of the monkey, so as to maintain the majesty of the second master who has just come to power." Xu Damao immediately said.

"Great, that's my idea, too. "The third master Yan Bugui remembered, stupid Zhu, he was scared a lot that day, and he also sent the stick terrier and Mrs. Jia to prison.

If you don't rectify the stupid pillar, the stupid pillar will do something to the three uncles.

"Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive. The third master, Yan Bugui, looked coldly at the stupid pillar and walked in with a wooden box.

"Silly pillar, stop for Lao Tzu. "

What are you doing sneakily moving a broken box?" Xu Damao said stiffly.

He Yuzhu carried the box, stopped, and looked at Xu Damao suspiciously, it seems that he has changed today, and he is angry.

He Yuzhu didn't want to deal with Xu Damao and continued to move forward.

"Stop me. Xu Damao shouted fiercely.

The second uncle is in the sea of bangs, and the third uncle Yan Bugui is expensive, and he looks at the stupid pillar at the same time.

"Silly Zhu, let me tell you, when you see me respectfully in the future, you will pay attention to what you say. Xu Damao stood up and pointed to the bridge of He Yuzhu's nose and said.

He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao, who was finding fault, and really wanted to kick him to death.

"I'll tell you, silly pillar, Yi Zhonghai has stepped down, I have been combined by the old, middle and young, and my buddy is now the leader of this hospital. Xu Damao said angrily.

"You little deflated three still have a leader, you lead a bullshit, you lead.

"Do you know that Lao Tzu is still not a dick?"

"If you provoke me again, I will screw off your dog's head." He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao with deathly eyes.

Xu Damao was immediately so frightened that he didn't dare to come out.

Xu Damao's legs were shaking.

This look is terrifying.

The second uncle knew that he must suppress the stupid pillar at this moment.

The second uncle raised the table sharply in his bangs and shouted loudly: "Silly Zhu, you are lawless, you don't know how to abide by a little rule, are you talking to the leader like this?"

"Even if you are the leader and I haven't done anything, why do you talk to me in such a tone, the interrogator?" He Yuzhu said without fear at all.

"Silly Zhu, are you still reasonable?"

"You are personally wasting the country's resources, food stamps, and meat stamps, to exchange those garbage bottles and cans, and some people still can't eat enough, I think you want to go to capitalism." The

second uncle said with anger in his bangs.

He Yuzhu understood when he heard this.

The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, has just come to power, and he must make an example of him in order to maintain his majesty.

Sure enough, the new official took office with three fires, and it burned himself, and it was still the first fire.

"It's my hobby to collect those things, and I didn't sell them, can't I collect them personally?" He Yuzhu retorted.

"Silly Zhu, I don't care about others, you actually live in the courtyard, you have to be obedient, quickly pull all the rags you collected into the courtyard and burn them on fire.

"If you go to collect the garbage again, I will expel you from the courtyard." The second uncle said unceremoniously in his bangs.

The rest of the courtyard had just come back from their work and saw this situation.

The stupid pillar was rectified by the leaders of the courtyard again.

The only happiest person in the courtyard was Qin Huairu.

I can't wait to tear up the stupid pillar.