Siheyuan: I turned into a fool and fucked the animal courtyard

The home of a deaf old lady.

"Silly pillar. "

Try the stove, and then try the shoes." The deaf old lady walked into the room step by step, with a crutch and a cloth shoe in her other hand.

He Yuzhu was laying the coals with a kettle on top.

"Where did these shoes come from? He Yuzhu asked curiously.

The deaf old lady threw her shoes on the floor and sat down on crutches to the side of her bed.

"Deaf old lady, I said you don't have any money, where did you get your shoes?" He Yuzhu asked more curiously.

"Silly Zhu, you look down on my old lady. The deaf old lady stared at He Yuzhu and said.

"I don't dare, old lady.

"I didn't mean that.

He Yuzhu took off his shoes and directly put on the new shoes that the deaf old lady gave him.

It's quite comfortable to stomp your feet.

"Old lady, I haven't seen you make shoes for me. He Yuzhu looked at the deaf old lady with a smile.

"If you want to wear it, you will wear it, how can there be so much nonsense. The deaf old lady took a crutch and pointed to the shoes on He Yuzhu's feet.

"You're rambling every day. The deaf old lady said a little unhappily.

Silly pillar, what a thing.

"Don't say it, old lady, these shoes really fit well, as if they were tailor-made. He Yuzhu sat on a chair and touched his newly put shoes and said.

"You're really my own grandmother, better than my own grandmother.

"Back then, the brave soldiers of our country wore the shoes you made and climbed the snowy mountains and crossed the meadows. Other comrades, fighters, also wear the shoes you made and fight those invaders.

"I didn't think of it, now it's my turn to wear the shoes you made.

"In the future, I will be your own grandson, you can beat and scold as you want."

"I'll have to carry you on my back from now on. When

the deaf old lady heard Silly Zhu's words, she laughed from ear to ear.

He Yuzhu looked at the deaf old lady and laughed so happily.

"My grandmother, this year's Spring Festival, let's make a good meal of dumplings, and it is a dumpling with a lot of meat, it tastes really fragrant.

"I'll go back and I'm cooking a delicious meal for you, grandma, you can tell me what you want to eat." He Yuzhu patted his chest and said.

"Sun Tzu, what you said is true. The deaf old lady showed excited eyes, stared at He Yuzhu and said softly.

"Grandma, what I said is true. He Yuzhu looked at the deaf old lady and said firmly.

"It's just a meal.

"Grandma, do you know I'm a cook?

"Cooking is not just playing.

"Look at how much fun it makes you like a child. He Yuzhu rolled his eyes and said with a smile.

"Grandma, I'm going to show my specialty dishes a few good dishes for you to eat and drink.

"When the time comes, you won't give me one if you're so excited." He Yuzhu couldn't help laughing when he said this.

"What do you say?" asked the deaf old lady, pretending not to understand.

"I said that I was going to kowtow to you during the New Year, grandma, you have to prepare your wallet.

He Yuzhu said loudly.

"Grandma didn't put money on you. The deaf old lady looked at the stupid pillar and said.

"I don't want you to pay for the New Year, I'm satisfied with this new pair of shoes, it's more important than money. He Yuzhu came to the deaf old lady and sat down, took the deaf old lady's hand and said.

............

Day 2 morning.

He Yuzhu was carrying a deaf old lady on his back and standing next to a tree.

An old woman said, "This is 62 pounds, count it." The

deaf old lady was on He Yuzhu's back and said to the old woman: "My 62 catties are a lot of pounds, you should give me 12 yuan and 4 cents."

"Okay, okay. The old woman carefully took out the money and handed it to the deaf old lady.

"No, there are four that don't sound good. "

You should give me 12 pieces and 5 cents. The deaf old lady said suddenly.

The old woman was stunned and said directly: "It's 12 pieces and 4 cents."

"I won't give any more.

He Yuzhu looked at the old woman and snatched the money and said: "Just that dime, you are embarrassed, grandma doesn't like four, only five, you can take it." "

"Okay, okay, okay. The old woman was very helpless, took the food stamps, and left quickly.

After all, this is speculation, and it is punishable to catch it.

The old woman turned and ran away quickly.

"Let's go, my grandmother, you're scared to death. "

Do you know what you call this behavior?"

"You call it speculation." He Yuzhu walked step by step with the deaf old lady on his back and said.

"You stupid pillar, one more dime is one dime, what do you know?" said the deaf old lady with a smile.

"It's really the first time I've seen an old lady exchange food stamps.

"Be careful, don't get caught by the police station."

"Otherwise, it's going to be a big deal." He Yuzhu shook his head speechlessly and said.

"What do you say?" said the deaf old lady again, pretending not to hear.

"Grandma, you're really amazing, you're too good. He Yuzhu said with a smile.

"You, you, they all say you're stupid, but grandma I know, you're smarter than anyone else.

"Others look at the outside, but you look inside. The deaf old lady suddenly said shrewdly.

He Yuzhu did not interject.

Keep walking.

"Silly Zhu, you must be smart when you should be smart, and you must be confused when you should be confused, otherwise, you will never be able to marry a daughter-in-law for the rest of your life. The deaf old lady said happily.

"The common people are as good as you, and the common people are about to become prisoners, and when the time comes, the cells will be broken. He Yuzhu said.

"I can't hear what you're saying. The deaf old lady said.

"I said you're a great person, a good person like no other. He Yuzhu shouted loudly, for fear that the old lady would not be able to hear clearly.

"You want to scare me to death, screaming so loudly, I'm not deaf. The deaf old lady hugged He Yuzhu's neck tightly.

The deaf old lady and He Yuzhu, talking and laughing, walked quickly towards the courtyard.

At this time, Lou Xiao'e walked forward with a bag.

Suddenly I saw the stupid pillar, the pair of cloth shoes on my feet, the more I looked at it, the more familiar it felt.

"Silly Zhu, what's the matter with these shoes on your feet?" Lou Xiao'e walked over and asked.

"I can't hear anymore, I can't hear anything. The deaf old lady suddenly said when she saw Lou Xiao'e coming over.

"You pretended to be stupid, you said that I would help you buy a pair of shoes, and you said that you would give them to your relatives in other places, but I didn't ask you for money, why are you wearing it on a stupid pillar now?" Lou Xiao'e looked at the old lady and said.

"Wouldn't it?"

"You bought these shoes?" He Yuzhu frowned and looked at Lou Xiao'e.

Suddenly I thought of the plot on TV.

These shoes were really bought by Lou Xiao'e herself.

For the sake of giving birth to a child in the future, I don't care about it.

The shoes themselves have been worn.

Lou Xiao'e will also be her own woman in the future.

He Yuzhu looked at Lou Xiao'e with complicated eyes.

But suddenly I thought of my sister and gave myself Teacher Jieran.

Teacher Ran is also very good, when he watches TV series, he likes it very much, he shouldn't be a scumbag.

How do you feel like seeing one and loving another?

He Yuzhu couldn't figure it out, so he stopped thinking about it.

"I didn't buy it, did you buy it?" Lou Xiao'e said a little angrily.

"Even if you buy it, what can I do, I've already worn it, it's mine. He Yuzhu said with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

The deaf old lady was secretly laughing.