Siheyuan: I turned into a fool and fucked the animal courtyard

"I never thought that I would become a stupid pillar. "

I just retired from the special forces for half a year, after watching the courtyard, the plot was half dead, go out for a walk, and meet the runaway bus, in an emergency, with the ability of his special forces, quickly rushed into the runaway bus, but found that an old lady actually dragged the bus driver's steering wheel, which caused the bus to lose control. "

The bus quickly crashed into the edge of the Century Bridge and fell directly into the water.

In order to save the 24 passengers on the bus, he desperately picked up the small hammer on the bus and smashed the glass.

The 23 passengers had just been rescued, and I never thought that the old lady who was sitting on the steering wheel of the bus driver would hold herself to the death, struggle desperately in the water, and let herself drown from exhaustion.

Unexpectedly, he came to the plot of the courtyard in the 60s, and he became a stupid pillar.

This is God giving me another chance to be born again.

You have to grasp it well and change the tragic fate of the stupid pillar.

"Not good, I cooked the chicken. Sun Chi, who had become a stupid pillar, quickly ran to the chicken pot he cooked, and almost pasted the pot.

At this moment, Xu Damao outside was looking for his lost chicken, and suddenly smelled a smell of stewed chicken.

Xu Damao looked fiercely at the smell of chicken soup coming from the stupid room.

Xu Damao rushed into the room where the fool lived violently, and watched the fool stir the chicken soup with a spoon.

"It's almost mushy, my chicken soup. He Yuzhu was not afraid of the hot chicken pot, so he picked it up and put it on his table.

Xu Damao's eyes stared at the chicken pot soup in He Yuzhu's hand.

He Yuzhu naturally knew who was coming, after all, he had watched the plot before he became He Yuzhu.

It must be the desperate one, Xu Damao, the chicken who came to find him is here, and this time he is not used to him.

He Yuzhu didn't see it, picked up the chopsticks next to him, and began to eat the chicken he cooked.

"Let me ask you, silly pillar, where did you get this chicken?" Xu Damao pointed to the chicken soup on He Yuzhu's table and said in an unkind tone.

"Fuck off. He Yuzhu's fierce eyes stared at Xu Damao.

Xu Damao was startled by He Yuzhu's fierce eyes.

But when I thought of my chicken, I was stewed and eaten by this stupid pig.

Xu Damao was furious when he thought about it.

I can't bear it.

"How do you talk?"

"You stole my chicken, and you were so arrogant. Xu Damao was about to die of anger.

"Your chicken, do you call it yes?" He Yuzhu rolled his eyes and said speechlessly, continuing to eat the chicken.

"You're just being vexatious. Xu Damao looked at the stupid pillar in his eyes, and didn't take himself seriously at all.

actually stole his own chicken, and was so arrogant that he ate it in front of himself.

It's simply unforgivable.

"I'm vexatious, let me ask you, do you have chickens at home?" He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao and said questioningly.

"Silly Zhu, don't pretend to be stupid for me, the two chickens I got back in the first two days have been raised in our chicken coop for two days.

"Anyway, it's gone. Xu Damao said indignantly.

"Does it have anything to do with Lao Tzu?"

"Lao Tzu's chicken was bought by himself, and then casually broke into my house, be careful that I break your dog's head." He Yuzhu changed his usual and said very domineeringly.

"I don't believe it yet. Xu Damao rolled up his sleeves, and wanted to go through two moves with He Yuzhu to relieve his anger.

Beat up the stupid pillar.

At the critical moment, Lou Xiao'e also came to Silly Zhu's house, smelled the smell of chicken, and saw the chicken bones on the table.

Lou Xiao'e looked at her husband Xu Damao and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Ezi, look at it, this is our chicken, which was secretly taken away and stewed by a stupid pillar, and eaten."

"And they ate it in front of me." Xu Damao almost jumped like thunder and said to his wife.

Lou Xiao'e looked at He Yuzhu slightly angrily, and she was also very unhappy in her heart.

"Silly Zhu, you're too greedy, no matter how greedy you are, you can't steal our chickens to eat.

"We didn't want to eat this chicken, and we still want to keep it for eggs." "

How can you give us food like this?" Lou Xiao'e looked complaining.

"You two were kicked in the head by a donkey, and I stewed and ate the chicken I bought myself, but you said that I stole your chicken to eat, do you have any evidence?"

"I can't pull, blame the earth for not gravitationing, it's really right." He Yuzhu took another sip of chicken soup, not afraid of Xu Damao and his wife.

"You're insulting my personality, aren't you?" Xu Damao pointed at the stupid pillar's nose and wanted to rush up and beat the stupid pillar.

He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao and dared to point to his nose.

He Yuzhu put down the chicken soup pot and kicked directly on one of Xu Damao's chests.

Boom.

Xu Damao was directly kicked out and hit the wall.

"Da Mao, are you okay?" Lou Xiao'e was frightened, and then quickly ran to her husband and helped him up.

"Silly Zhu! you are too much, how can you beat him?" Lou Xiao'e's eyes were full of tears, and she looked at her husband distressedly, and then said to Silly Zhu.

"Pointing at my nose later, I'll break your dog's legs. He Yuzhu said fiercely to Xu Damao.

Xu Damao died of pain, the muscles on his face were twisted together, like a bitter melon, and the sweat was dripping down one by one, and he stood up with difficulty holding his chest.

"You stinky, why are you still stunned if you don't call someone?"

"Today I'm going to let the stupid pillar go around without eating." "

How dare you hit me?" Xu Damao endured the severe pain on his body and roared frantically.

When Lou Xiao'e saw her husband's appearance, she knew that something was going wrong.

"Hurry up and call me the first uncle, the second uncle and the third uncle, stupid pillar, dare to beat Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will never let him go, stealing chickens and eating them is reasonable. Xu Damao shouted loudly.

"You dog, Lao Tzu said he didn't steal your chickens to eat. He Yuzhu rolled up his sleeves and walked towards Xu Damao.

Xu Damao stepped back again and again, picked up the basin next to him, and blocked it on his chest.

He Yuzhu punched out, and the basin in front of Xu Damao's chest snorted.

was punched by He Yuzhu and punched a big hole.

Xu Damao collapsed to the ground in fright, and said in fear: "Don't do it." "

Silly pillar.

"Hurry up and stop, do you want to kill him?" Qin Huairu hurriedly came to the side of the stupid pillar and stopped the stupid pillar from beating Xu Damao.

"You don't have to worry about me. He Yuzhu looked at Qin Huairu, who was stopping him, and was very irritable in his heart.

Qin Huairu, this woman, is the woman who almost made the stupid pillar in the plot and the last woman.

If it weren't for Lou Xiao'e, who gave birth to a son to Silly Zhu in the future, then He Yuzhu would really be the last.

For the sake of Lou Xiao'e's face in giving birth to a son in the future.

For the time being, let go of Xu Damao, a bastard.

Xu Damao was really frightened by the stupid pillar, how can a person's fist smash the washbasin with one blow.

Has this stupid pillar ever been practiced?