Siheyuan: Crazy old Jia, never take the usual path

“Pull the bike out,” Silly Pillar almost begged.

With such a thick seat tube, he… I’ve never pulled such thick in my life.

He screamed in pain.

Lao Jia said unhurriedly: “Okay, then you endure.” ”

Silly Zhu said, “Hurry up.” ”

Lao Jia suddenly had an evil idea, grabbed the back seat of the bicycle and deliberately sent it to the front.

“Ahhh… Ah…” Stupid Zhu’s pupils shrank suddenly, almost sending him away, and roared: “Lao Jia, do you want to kill me?” I’ll let you pull it out, hurry up!” ”

The corners of Lao Jia’s mouth raised and gently replied, “Oh! Sorry, I made a mistake. ”

Then he slowly pulled out the seat tube.

The sore silly pillar covered his ass and wailed on the ground.

“Ahhh… I hurt. ”

Poof!

The stupid column sphincter couldn’t control it at all, and the defense was incontinent and pulled to the ground.

Even the seat tube is contaminated with a defense, retaining the original taste of the large intestine.

Lao Jia covered his nose and endured the stench: “Silly Zhu, are you okay?” How did the seat tube tie your ass. ”

The stupid pillar turned into a dead fish eye and roared: “Old Jia, you don’t have eyes, did you mean it?” ”

Lao Jia slapped the stench in front of him and said with a look of disgust: “Don’t spew blood, I just care about you.” ”

The stupid pillar was lying on the ground, and the blood on his butt had begun at this time, and he was scared to look pale, he wouldn’t bleed like a woman giving birth to a child and died, right?

“Lao Jia, go back and call my dad, take me to the hospital, I’m bleeding, I’m going to die.” Silly Pillar begged.

Lao Jia said, “Okay, you wait.” ”

Just as he was about to turn around and return to the courtyard, Yi Zhonghai and He Daqing just happened to go out of the gate, and at a glance they saw a stupid pillar lying on the ground wailing not far away.

He Daqing’s eyes were black and he almost fainted, and exclaimed: “Silly Zhu, my son, what’s wrong with you?” ”

Yi Zhonghai was also surprised: “Silly pillar…”

The two hurriedly ran forward, their brows furrowed.

A foul smell came to his face, and the stupid pillar’s butt was still covered with blood.

Unable to care so much, He Daqing squatted down and said, “Silly pillar, who got it for you.” ”

After he finished speaking, he looked up at the old Jia who was watching the play and said viciously: “Did you do it?” I’m going to call the police, you’re dead. ”

Lao Jia pointed to the seat tube and said coldly: “Are you blind?” Your son has tied his ass himself, take care of my ass. ”

Silly Zhu endured the severe pain and nodded, “Dad, this has nothing to do with Lao Jia.” ”

He Daqing did not apologize, so he said: “You endure, I will send you to the hospital with Uncle.” ”

The good show was also watched.

Lao Jia was very satisfied with his masterpiece, got on his bicycle and leisurely began to go to work.

When he arrived at the rolling mill and made a routine tour of the workshop, he had nothing to do, and after a break, he was ready to start his second project.

Letting the fool suffer is only the first step.

The second step is to start first.

Didn’t the silly pillar want to report him?

That’s okay! Why can’t I report the stupid pillar first?

His theft of kitchen stuff is a well-known thing in the courtyard.

Old Jia Huang came to the factory office building, ready to find Deputy Director Li to report the stupid pillar.

Deputy Director Li is in charge of the security section, and looking for him will definitely succeed.

Came to the door of the office, and was about to knock, Lao Jia heard the coquettish voice of a woman inside.

Well?

Deputy Director Li, this person, a typical villain, is also lecherous.

I almost pulled Qin Huairu to the warehouse in the kitchen.

If it weren’t for the stupid pillar to save him, he would have been poisoned by Deputy Director Li long ago.

There is also Liu Lan in the kitchen who is the lover of Deputy Director Li.

“Could it be Liu Lan inside?”

At this time period, there should be no one else except her.

The guts are really fat, flirting in the office during work hours.

Is it natural to wait for the depths of the affection to be hi and crazy in the office?

Lao Jia was instantly interested, looked around at the aisle, and no one in the aisle, so he leaned on the door and put his ear up.

“Don’t move, let me touch it…”

“Oh no, this is in the office!”

“Afraid of what? This is my turf, and this will not come. ”

“You’re so bad…”

“Or here…”

“Don’t want it!”

Lao Jia heard it clearly.

Gee!

Really step on the horse and don’t want Bi Lian.

Ahem!

After listening for a while, the two of them did not move substantively.

Lao Jia was a little disappointed, Deputy Director Li was a from the outside and inside, if he was replaced by him, it would make Liu Lan break the sky.

But I still didn’t see Liu Lan’s posture, and I couldn’t wait all the time.

Lao Jia walked to the top of the stairs, then deliberately aggravated his pace, and coughed twice.

Coming to the door of Deputy Director Li’s office again, Liu Lan walked out from inside with a panicked look.

Lao Jia pretended to be surprised: “Liu Lan, why are you here?” The kitchen is not busy? ”

“I came to Deputy Director Li to talk about work, why are you here?” Liu Lan’s eyes dodged.

Lao Jia smiled and said, “I also have something to do with Deputy Director Li.” ”

“Oh! Then you are busy! “Liu Lan fled.

Old Jia grinned and knocked on the office door.

“Come in.”

“Deputy Director Li didn’t bother you, did he?” Lao Jia said with a smile.

Deputy Director Li was still calm and said: “Not busy, just now Liu Lan talked about cooking for the leader tonight, what are you doing?” ”

Lao Jia said bluntly: “Deputy Director Li, then I won’t talk nonsense, I want to report to you that someone has stolen the materials in the factory.” ”

“Oh?” Deputy Director Li said with a solemn expression: “Lao Jia, you sit down, say slowly, this is a big matter, you must tell me carefully.” ”

Lao Jia sat down and said seriously: “Deputy Director Li is so right, stealing the materials in the factory is stealing the country’s materials, and this kind of thing must be severely punished.” ”

Deputy Director Li said, “Tell me, who stole something from the factory?” ”

Lao Jia said: “I want to report Silly Zhu, he will bring the lunch box back every day after work, saying that it is the canteen to eat the leftover meals, in fact, all the new dishes were secretly brought back by him, I have a courtyard with him, and I only recently learned that he takes it every day.” ”

Deputy Director Li slapped his palm on the desk and said sharply: “Okay! The stupid pillar is really fat, the things in the kitchen are also materials in the factory, he is just a cook, he dares to steal materials, he must be severely punished. ”

Lao Jia stood up and said solemnly: “Therefore, Deputy Director Li, you must let the security department catch the stupid pillar and strictly investigate it.” ”

Deputy Director Li nodded and said, “Don’t worry about this, I will let the guard Kocha today.” ”

Lao Jia gave a thumbs up and said, “The leader is wise, but I don’t know if the stupid pillar will come to the factory today.” ”

Deputy Director Li said in amazement: “You mean he wants to run?” ”

Lao Jia said, “Silly Zhu was injured a little in the morning, and it is estimated that he is still in the hospital.” ”

“Like this?” Deputy Director Li stood up and thought about it with his hands behind his back: “This does not affect, as long as he comes to the factory, I will let the security department investigate at any time.” ”

Lao Jia gave a thumbs up and said, “The leader is wise.” ”

Deputy Director Li was very pleased with the compliment, and waved his hand: “This is all thanks to your report, the factory will remember, if it’s okay, you should go and get busy first!” ”

(Because the original title of the book was illegal and could not be signed, the name was changed, and now it is changed to Siheyuan: Crazy Old Jia, Never Take an Unusual Road).