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Vol 4 Chapter 163: "Your Surname, My Name" Part 1

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"My name is Gou Dan and I must not laugh."

"Yes, yes, dogs with dog legs, protein eggs."

"Yes, yes, my surname is a dog, and my single name is an egg."

"Do you know how valuable my name is?"

"The value is 50 million, and there is no inflation."

"I'm not inflated, I'm genuine."

"Want to change the name of the child in the future? The lowest price in the country is only 70,000 yuan."

"Don't go, what's wrong with the surname dog? Better than your surname Li?"

"Asshole, you come back to me. You try again, who is the dog?"

. . . . . .

On November 10, 2015, the State Council Information Office held a press conference on adhering to the basic national policy on family planning and implementing a comprehensive two-child policy.

On January 1, 2016, which is the day of New Year's Day, the two-child policy was opened.

This is the source of all evil.

The opening of the two-child policy led to the first result of an increase in the birth rate.

Almost all the first children and boys in a family follow the father ’s surname, which is a more ancient truth.

If there is a second child, the girl has the opportunity to follow the mother ’s surname.

But if the second is also a boy, the probability of Ken following the mother's surname is only 10%.

This is the result after research, but if you see a reporter asking about this on a news program.

The answer would be 100% ironic, and of course the men would like the second child ’s name and the mother ’s surname.

But I really want to be forced by the elders or other pressure, but the concept of the father's surname has never changed.

This result led to the collapse of the surname.

But when people discovered this fact, it was already too late.

It was thirty years late, and the earth-shaking changes had taken place in these thirty years.

From January 1, 2016 to January 1, 2020, China's total population increased by 8% in four years.

The five most surnames in China are Li, Wang, Zhang, Liu, and Chen.

The ratio of these five surnames:

1. Li surname-14.94% of the total population of China = 185.3 million people.

2. Wang's surname-14.41% of the total population of China = 168.9 million people.

3. Zhang surname-14.07% of the total population of China = 164.8 million people.

4. Liu surname-10.38% of the total population of China = 124.6 million people.

5. The surname of Chen-8.53% of the total population of China = 104.4 million people.

Yes, the total of the five surnames together accounted for 60% of the total surnames.

The remaining surnames divided up the remaining 40%.

Later generations called this the time when the first surname war broke out.

This time there was only one result of the surname war, and the surname disappeared from Chinese history in 2022.

Yes, those are: the surnames of Zhuge, Ouyang, Sima and Murong all disappeared.

Of course, this is just the beginning. There were news reports at the time but no one really cared.

Five years passed and time came to 2025.

During these five years, the five surnames began to invade the remaining surnames.

The top five surnames accounted for 80%, while the remaining surnames totaled only 20%.

At first, some media reported on this matter, but no one really imagined how it would evolve in the future.

The government thought of a solution, a policy of mandatory mother surname for two children.

The opening of this policy has played a deferred role.

But the delay can only be a delay, it is impossible to correct.

A decade later, it came to 2035.

Later, the second name war broke out, and as the first surname, Li gradually accounted for 63% of the population.

That is, the surname Li became the real national surname.

This means that if you go to the street and grab two people and ask for your name, one of them will be Li.

Of course, this is not the end of the surname war, just the beginning.

In 2035, the surnames of the hundred families really became the surnames of the hundred families.

Before 2016, China had 504 surnames, but by 2035 there were only 106 left.

At this time, the top five surnames became the top three.

Li, Wang, Zhang.

The two surnames Liu and Chen also fell into its category.

Experts are predicting that in another ten years, China may have only two surnames.

Just grab a person, either surnamed Li or Wang.

Obviously, the experts are wrong. There is only one big surname left in China in 2045.

Surnamed Li-99.94% of the total population of China = 1,700,629,418.

1.7 billion people surnamed Li, while the other surnames accounted for only 0.06%

There are only more than 10 million surnames among the 1.7 billion people, which seem to be many but scattered like scattered sights across China.

At this moment, everyone discovered the concept of surname collapse.

Twenty years ago, ethnic minorities became history.

The whole of China has become the Han nationality.

Today, other names have become minority surnames.

The concept of its surname is also well-known to everyone, and its rarity is like seeing the ethnic minorities of the year.

Wanting to find a surname seriously in the sea of ​​people has become an extravagant hope.

The collapse of surnames also began to affect people's lives, and police stations, airports, railway stations, banks and other places began to suffer miserably.

Use the police station as an example.

If a robber appears in a city, 99.9% of the robber is Li.

But no matter what his name is, even Li Yi.

There are thousands of people called Li Yi in the whole city.

It is completely indistinguishable, and it is very difficult to catch.

Under pressure from many parties, the country can only come up with new policies.

The government invented a new law, which will be implemented in 2046.

On January 1, 2046, the law of non-repudiation was promulgated.

All newborns are forced not to have the same name.

As soon as this bill came out, the name instantly became the most important thing for everyone.

Because naming has become more difficult, of course, there are two ways to name a newborn.

Optional, and computer random programming.

The name can bring numbers and letters. Letters are also case sensitive.

And the name can not exceed six characters, letters and numbers are half a character.

Yes, there are only two endings.

Either you choose it, check the dictionary for a long time to find a few words that are extremely difficult to write.

For example: Li Yunfu.

Of course, even 80% of them will show that the name has been registered.

Either you choose by machine, and you keep randomizing until you see what you like.

For example: Li Chen G6d3.

However, numbers and garbled characters can like to go there.

But even so, names like Li 6666666666 are worth 10 million.

Of course, only you can't think of it, such names as Li stool, Li Zhijian. If you don't add numbers and letters in the back, you will have been robbed.

Since then, the name has become a luxury.

A new profession began to appear in the market, the name reseller.

Of course, the name can only follow people, and reselling is not easy.

Grab a good name by yourself, and then exchange the name with the person you want to buy and sell at the price.

Then go buy other names, buy low and sell high.

The name has become more and more expensive, do you want to change the name?

A good name requires hundreds of thousands of formalities.

There are even hundreds of thousands, even millions and tens of millions.

Last year, the last owner of the name Bruce Lee died.

The auction house auctioned the name to a high price of 140 million, and it has become the most expensive name in Chinese history.

Of course, only the name change is mentioned here, because the surname cannot be changed.

But the newborn's name is special.

A special occupation in the black market also came into being.

Called the surname teacher.

As the name suggests, a couple is married.

After the wife became pregnant, it was too difficult to get the name because both parties were surnamed Li.

Helpless to find the surname teacher in the black market.

The surname teacher is one of the few other surnames in China.

They are not surnamed Li, but the names of other hundred surnames.

Of course, the prices here are also varied, from cheap to expensive.

But the cheapest is more than a hundred thousand, and the expensive is tens of millions.

Choose the name you want to change, for example, surname Wang.

Then the woman divorced her husband during the eighth month of pregnancy.

Then marry the person whose surname is the same, that is, choose the name of the surnamed teacher to marry.

Until the child was born, the first name was changed to the surname of the teacher.

Then the woman divorced the teacher who changed her surname, and then married the child's biological father.

In this way, even if your husband and wife are both surnamed Li, you can get a son or daughter surnamed Wang.

This is the job of changing the surname teacher, and signing a few contracts in two months can make a lot of money.

Of course, the surname change teacher must be its surname, and the government also knows the existence of such a black market surname change teacher.

The government strictly forbids the existence of such a surname teacher, but the huge profits in it make it become the existence of fake certificates.

Small advertisements on the black market, lamp posts or walls, and small pop-up windows on computer web pages appear in the corners of life.

The government stipulates that a person whose surname is married and divorced more than five times a year will be investigated.

If you change your surname, you will be held criminally responsible.

Because these violated the law, the surname teacher still exists.

This is the status quo.

There is no way to change or to admit it.

Doesn't everyone ask to eat again when they meet? It gradually became what you called.

Do you want to know if a person has money? It doesn't matter if you look dressed. If the person shaking your hand says, "Hello, my name is Bruce Lee."

Then his worth is 140 million.

. . . . . .

In 2063, my name is Gou Dan.

My identity is a surname teacher.

Almost all others whose surnames are changed are surname teachers.

Of course my surname is a bit ugly, my surname is dog.

Yes yes, dogs with dog legs.

Because of this surname, I can't sell it at a high price.

But my name identification is indeed worth 50 million.

But as a surname changer, I was almost starved to death.

"Brother and sister, do you want your children to change their names and surnames? From now on, they marry Bai Fumei and go to the top of life. As long as 70,000 yuan, this is the lowest price in the country." I shouted in the black market with my ID card.

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