Shock! My group members are actually

Chapter 004

A crunching, a little grinding of teeth sounded the door opening, and a middle-aged woman with typical eye wrinkles walked in with laziness: “Son, today Sunday, you have to go out and exercise more…”

Someday in June 2040.

Sunny today.

In the afternoon, I planned to come in and urge my son to exercise more, but as soon as I opened the door, I saw a pair of pure white shorts covering my son’s head, which seemed to be girls’ safety pants or something.

Well? He was the only one on the scene!

Such a strange hobby, should I, a mother, pretend not to see it or educate him well?

Zhao Fangmin lowered her eyes to look at her son, and she wondered if the other party was deranged.

“Son, how long have you been sick?”

“…”Jiang Feng.

Zhao Fangmin walked over with a regretful face, she didn’t seem to see the floating system in front of her, and her hand gently took down the safety pants on the other party’s head: “You have to be cured for this disease.” ”

Mom can’t see my system? Jiang Feng immediately appeared a few black lines on his forehead, the point came, was he misunderstood something?

And how can this pure white safety pants become more and more familiar the more you look at it, isn’t this girl in Mikoto Misaka’s box?

“I… It’s not…” Jiang Feng waved his hand.

“You are.” Zhao Fangmin looked at the safety pants in his hand, “There is also a special fragrance for girls on it, and the smell of sweat on my son’s body is obviously different, this is not yours!” Did you steal it from the community? ”

“I don’t…” Jiang Feng looked at his mother’s expression and knew that things were moving towards a misunderstanding more and more.

Explain clearly?

But is the system in front of you even useful if it explains it? It is definitely useless, the mother can’t see this system, then there may be a high probability of being pulled to the hospital for examination, and this system is too weird, not that he does not trust his father and mother, sometimes people drink and brag or accidentally say that it is bad.

How to explain the safety pants in front of you? His brain just turned, and for a moment, only one flickering remained:

“That’s my girlfriend’s.”

“Huh? Son, can you also find a girlfriend with this request? Are the girls in college so blind? Zhao Fangmin was surprised.

“！！！” Jiang Feng, he said weakly: “Mom, are you sure I really didn’t pay for the call?” ”

“It’s not.” Zhao Fangmin dragged his chin with his right hand and added very affirmatively: “Anyone who sends a call fee should be better.” ”

“！！！” Jiang Feng, what else can I say? This is definitely a mother.

“Is it really a girlfriend?”

Spit and complain, Zhao Fangmin still has to ask clearly, but between her girlfriend and bad problems, she is still very inclined to the latter.

The son in front of him wants money and no money, but there is no money in modern society.

“Really.” Jiang Feng could only go one way to the dark.

“Then why is it in your room?”

Well? Why is it there?

How do I know, Jiang Feng complained in his heart, his brain was spinning at an unprecedented speed, what was this reason to find?

Looking at her son’s eyes drifting, Zhao Fangmin squinted her eyes as if she remembered something, it seems that she and her husband went to work yesterday, should it be that time?

“Get out and exercise! Come back for dinner before the evening! Zhao Fangmin threw the safety pants into his arms, and she turned and walked towards the door after looking around.

Ha?

Spare yourself? Jiang Feng was a little confused, how did he know that his mother’s misunderstanding was too deep, which led to other misunderstandings, and finally left just to worry about his thin skin when nothing happened.

As for going to the community to steal is even more impossible, Zhao Fangmin knows that all the communities are equipped with protective fences, and it is impossible to steal only such a thing.

Touching the back of his head, looking at the group projection in front of him, he was a little overwhelmed, this should be so closed.

He just had a flash of thought, and the system disappeared in front of him in an instant.

“Huh? It’s really useful! Jiang Feng looked at the safety pants in his hand, and he remembered that the newbie gift bag just now had a package.

The thought flashed again, and a package with ten compartments appeared on the right side of the system, and safety pants had appeared in the first column.

“You’re not going to !!! yet” Zhao Fangmin’s loud shouting sounded outside the door.

“Just went.” Jiang Feng hurriedly walked to the door, and as soon as he opened the door, a middle-aged man with a newspaper sat on the sofa in the living room of more than twenty square meters.

Jiang Yu looked at his son with a strange face, and then pouted on the table: “There are two hundred pocket money, take it and use it.” ”

“Huh? Dad, didn’t I give it yesterday. Jiang Feng was surprised.

“Ahem, your mother gave it separately.” Jiang Yu slowly pulled up the newspaper: “Come back early for dinner.” ”

Jiang Feng frowned and didn’t understand a little, the old mother actually became so kind and gave two hundred more, usually it is not a month to be more than five hundred.

If you don’t think about it, you don’t have to think about it, of course, it is best to increase your pocket money.

Seeing his son walking out the door happily with money, Jiang Yu shook his head and smiled bitterly, it was really a miracle that there were girls who liked their sons.

……

In a park near the complex.

Jiang Feng, who was carrying two hundred yuan, was charging down a secluded path, and when he came out of the house just now, he slowly noticed a huge change in his body.

Now every cell in the body is jumping happily, and every step is sprinting with the heartbeat.

The distance of about 100 meters took less than ten seconds, you must know that as an otaku, he may take about eighteen seconds in the past, and even after running, he will squat in place panting for a few minutes.

The weak body is in stark contrast to the strong body now!

Whew, he stopped and took a deep breath, now he felt as if he was a healthy normal person, you can imagine how weak his body was before.

Glancing back at Xiaodao, he felt that if he tried harder, he should be able to go faster, obviously he didn’t burst out of his full potential just now.

Yes!

Clenched his fists, he was very excited, his spring is coming!

Tick, a prompt sounded in the back of my mind.

Jiang Feng glanced left and right suspiciously, and found that he was the only one in himself, and he didn’t bring anything with his mobile phone.

Could it be?

He immediately turned on the system and saw a series of messages sent by Kuroko Shirai in the group.

Kuroko Shirai:

Group master, you give me out!

Did you steal your sister’s safety pants?

I was tortured by her.

You quickly get out of here, I just told you to investigate, you actually stole her favorite one, I promise not to kill you.

(ˉ’ˉ), but if you give it to me, I will be merciful and let you go.