Shipborne Special Forces

It was another clear morning. After Wang Aiguo was dragged out by four leaders for 10 kilometers, he lay on the floor of the workshop like a dead pig, and he didn't want to move.

At this time, Dadong and others also finished the queue exercises. As soon as they returned, they saw the magical shape of Wang Aiguo as soon as they opened the door of the workshop.

"Fat, I didn't say anything to you, but I think you still have to pay attention, this is a public place after all. Do you think that the first thing you should do after running is to take a bath instead of lying here?"

"I really want to take a shower. The problem is that I can't even move a finger now. What can I do?" Wang Aiguo still lay on the ground, closed his eyes, and his voice came from his throat, and his lips didn't move.

Dadong looked at Wang Aiguo like a mud on the ground with a bitter smile. After a few seconds, he showed a helpless expression: "However, this is not a problem for you. You lie to this every day, and after a while you stand up, I will When you see a human-shaped water stain on the ground, it is the same as the murder scene. "

"Well, if you take 10,000 steps back, this water stain is all right. The key is that you have this water stain and it smells, so that I have to wait for you to walk and mop the floor, and in recent days, I found that The floor still smells. It seems that your sweat has penetrated into our floor skin, so I trouble you to pay attention to it a little bit. Everyone has to work here. You make the smoke here, how do we live? How does it work? "

Wang Aiguo was unhappy when he heard this. He was so hard. Dadong was still concerned about the taste of the water stain.

This is a contempt for the fat man Chiguo!

However, Dadong said so, and Wang Aiguo was very helpless, and he could not help but climb up and walked to the bathroom.

In the morning, everyone in the bathroom was washing. Only Wang Aiguo was taking a bath in the morning. In the face of sweaty fat people, everyone consciously left three meters away.

Not afraid of getting water, but this fat man likes to fart while taking a bath. The water spray resembles a special high pressure water gun ...

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Maybe many people think that exercise is to lose weight. For Wang Aiguo, exercise is impossible to lose weight, because the more exercise he will get fatter, why is this happening like this? The main reason is that Wang Aiguo was hungry as soon as he moved.

When eating noodles in the morning, most people eat one bowl and two bowls, but Wang Aiguo is very good. I want to buy a washbasin for this product.

It is said that the braised noodles made by Donghejian cooking class are really delicious. This morning, Wang Aiguo ate a small pot of braised pork. By the way, the army ’s pot is similar to a bathtub.

Some people may ask why Wang Aiguo consumes so much braised noodles.

Here we have to say that ordinary people eat braised noodles, that is, they are mixed with braised noodles, but Wang Aiguo is very good. He eats braised noodles and eats hot pot. He noodles in the braised noodles and stuffs them into his mouth.

Because the shape of the noodles was so terrible, the cooking squad leader rushed to the first officer with all the classmates, and then asked the leader to stop Wang Aiguo's crazy behavior.

After that day, the leader of the ship passed a meeting and decided not to make glutinous noodles in the future, and often made glutinous noodles, and the food costs were easy to exceed the standard!

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After eating breakfast, Wang Aiguo touched his round belly and was about to return to the workplace, only to find a group of people around the corridor outside the conference room.

Wang Aiguo was also curious to step forward and found out that it was a notice.

There is also a pile of application forms next to the notice, which reads-Application for Team Fun Games.

Wang Aiguo froze. At this time, he found that the Ningcheng frigate brigade was not enough.

Do you have fun games that you ca n’t think of, and let everyone fill in them? Is this appropriate?

Wang Aiguo paused for a while, and found that everyone was watching the excitement, and no one filled in the project at all, so he returned to the workplace with confidence.

Imagine carefully, who will do nothing to fill in these items? After filling it out, you have to sign up yourself, isn't this nonsense? Is the bed uncomfortable or is it not tasty? Good day everyone, but what fun sport do you have to do?

As a result, when Wang Aiguo held his leg in the workshop with such a mood, the door of the workshop opened, and then Wang Aiguo saw the big face and the monk rushed into the workshop.

Seeing two people rushing in, Wang Aiguo said aggressively to the two, "Two, look at how happy you are. Why? Is there any good thing?"

"There is nothing good about it, but I think today's event is quite interesting. Do you see the application form for any interesting sports meeting at the doorway of the conference room corridor?" Said the monk with excitement.

Wang Aiguo nodded and said, "Of course I saw it, but what's so happy about this? This kind of registration is also a formal thing, who would actually go up to register?"

"Yes, there are people who signed up. I saw a person sign up for 'Triathlon' just now."

After the monk said, Wang Aiguo was aggressive. Who is so special? Report a name for a triathlon? This is going crazy.

Upon hearing this, Wang Aiguo sneered and said disdainfully, "Who signed up for this thing must be crazy, triathlon, why don't you sign up for a free fall at a height of three kilometers? Then again, what is the name of the shabby newspaper?"

"It's you……"

After Wang Aiguo spoke, the monk and Dalian pointed at him together.

Wang Aiguo looked at the fingers of the two men with aggression on their faces, and the next moment he understood. There was no doubt that although he did not sign up, it was definitely these two **** who helped him sign up. .

"you guys……"

Wang Aiguo looked at the monk and my face with a myocardial infarction ~ www.readwn.com ~ Your sluts, Mad, I'm going to get the registration form back quickly. Wang Aiguo said that he was about to rush out of the workshop, but he hasn't come to the door yet, and the monk said sloppy back: "The fat man is late, we have given your registration form to the deputy captain He said that he still praised you, that you are worthy of the title of the facade of the base, and it really played an exemplary role, with the body of two hundred pounds to sign up for such a difficult project. "

At this moment, Wang Aiguo really felt like he was about to have cerebral hemorrhage. He had seen cheap, but he had never seen such cheap.

"You, you have something special, you wait ..." Wang Aiguo looked at the monk fiercely, and then rushed out of the work room.

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That night, the captain felt that the situation was a bit serious, so he had to convene a ship-wide work conference.

When everyone gathered in the back dining room, the captain looked helpless at the registration form for the fun games in his hand.

Isn't this what two monks and big faces did?