Shipborne Special Forces

The monk Wu looked at the smiling secretary, who was the same as the monkey, with a speechless expression.

这 At this time, the chief secretary zoomed in, and smiled strangely: "Come here, take off your pants, let me see what a chrysanthemum tear looks like!"

"Secretary, you don't need to do this! As a veteran, do you think it is appropriate to do this?" The monk said in pain.

I didn't expect the secretary to laugh with a big mouth and said, "It's suitable, it's very suitable. This time I feel happy, ha ha ha ha ha, I'll see you tomorrow! By the way, I plan to give you tonight A surprise, wait for it! "

After saying that, the secretary went away with a smile.

The monk stunned, staring at the back of the secretary.

"Well, does anyone come to ask for the shadow area in my heart? Wait online, it's urgent!"

However, when the monk thought that the secretary should be okay when he left, Grandpa Bi came in from the door.

呦 "Oh, chrysanthemums are torn, hahaha, this isn't considered retribution!" Grandpa Bi said with a smile.

The monk Li smiled, don't ask, his shadow area is less than 2,000 square meters.

Uh ...

The surprise monk said by the secretary-general, the monk didn't care. He looked like this. What else could the secretary-general do?

When Wang Aiguo helped him bring rice tonight, the monk was shocked to find that the dinner was actually Sichuan cuisine.

"Sour and spicy is not right, it should be called super spicy potato shreds, spicy sesame chips, green pepper stir-fried meat." The monk looked at the dishes in the bowl, his face was speechless.

At this moment he understood, this is the surprise said by the secretary!

Hemorrhoids burst and chrysanthemums bleed, and they actually want to eat super spicy Sichuan cuisine. This is either he is crazy or the society is crazy.

King Patriotic also saw the embarrassment of the monk, but he could only bite his teeth and said, "Well, what do you have to say, today's food is still very good, or should you try to eat two?"

"I think it's all right, if I eat this, I might die!" Said the monk, looking at the dishes in the bowl, with a tangled expression.

"Okay, then you just eat buns."

"As far as the relationship between the two of us is concerned, you just give me 8 steamed buns and don't give me any food. Do you think it is appropriate?"

When the monk said this, Wang Aiguo also felt a little embarrassed, and had to slowly say, "In fact, after I saw this situation, I bought you two packs of mustard. But when I arrived at the kiosk, the aunt of the kiosk told me the secretary to take them All the mustard was bought, only one was left. "

"Any kind is better, it is better than nothing." The monk said immediately.

"Well, I hope you are satisfied with your food." After finishing, Wang Aiguo pulled out two packs of mustard from behind.

Spicy kelp-super spicy version.

Monk: "..."

"Secretary, are you happy for me?"

Uh ...

The monk lay down for three days, the chief secretary smiled at him for three days, and incidentally made Sichuan dishes for three days.

I have to say that the army still likes to eat spicy, usually not dripping vegetables, now add a lot of peppers, so that everyone's appetite is open. The only problem is that constipation is worse.

However, starting the next day, the secretary finally left him a way of life. There are four dishes in total, three Sichuan dishes and one vegetable.

King Wang Aiguo and others were very knowledgeable and left that non-spicy vegetable to the monk.

When the monk saw the rice bowls brought by everyone, there were actually a lot of non-spicy vegetables, and the monk shouted in excitement at the time: "Thank you, uncles."

"Oh, wait for you, don't say we take advantage of you." Everyone thought secretly.

Uh ...

However, although the monk fell, he gave a lesson to Wang Aiguo and others.

There is a saying called ten men and nine hemorrhoids. When I saw other dormitories, there were many young people with hemorrhoids. Wang Aiguo always felt that their dormitory was missing something.

However, the monk fell because of hemorrhoids, and it was super severe hemorrhoids. This fall finally made up for the shortage of Wang Aiguo's dormitory. He also gave Wang Aiguo the opportunity to study hemorrhoids.

In addition to surgery, hemorrhoids also have medications left. Wang Aiguo has basically not heard of any oral medications for hemorrhoids. Of course, Niuhuang Jiedu tablets and the like can still be eaten. Hemorrhoids represent **** Not too hard.

After the monk went to the toilet at night, he walked back like a baby and walked back, and returned to the bed as soon as he returned.

Seeing the appearance of a monk, the doctor suddenly said, "Did you hear a story about hemorrhoids?"

"What is it?" Everyone asked in unison.

The miraculous doctor said earnestly: "This story I heard from the senior. It said that a senior had a hemorrhoid attack in school before. After that, it may be because of short hands. He couldn't take medicine by himself. A senior in the same dormitory helped him to take medicine. "

"However, this matter is too much, and it is not easy to say. So the two can only avoid others, and each time they wait until the dormitory is empty. God. Soon it was when the senior went to the hospital for a review. On the day of the review, the senior wanted to avoid the trouble of having his classmates go back to the medicine, so he asked the doctor to help him. The senior Xue Yao was startled. "

"What happened?" Huang Gang stood up and said with interest.

The miracle doctor looked at Huang Gang, and Ling Ran said: "When the doctor helped him to take the medicine, he was shocked to find out. The doctor applied the medicine by holding one hand on his shoulder and the other hand helping him. His classmates have two hands holding his shoulders! "

"So the question is coming, what did his classmates do to give him medicine?" The divine doctor smiled and looked at the monk.

Wang Aiguo and others also thoughtfully looked at the monk, and his eyes were full of 'care'.

The monk, sweating, holding the hemorrhoid cream on his hand, said in horror: "I, I, I can apply it myself! Without your help!"

"Hahaha, rest assured, your **** is too dirty, we can't get it off." Everyone laughed.

That night, the monk who had covered the blanket and overcoat decided to cover the quilt at night and wrap himself into a 'spring roll'. After all, everything will happen in this dormitory!

…… ..

After three days, although the monk's hemorrhoids were still not good, they no longer bleed. As soon as he did not bleed, the monk could not write a false note, and immediately resumed training.

Of course, in order not to worsen the injury, Grandpa Bi took care of the monk, so that he should not at least not participate in physical training.

In this regard, the monk knelt down and called his father excitedly.

However, the monk immediately regretted the queue training at the beginning. At this moment, he just wanted to get back the excitement just now.