Senior Superstar

  Chapter 718 The old man stopped being a man a long time ago! (Two more, ask for subscription, ask for monthly pass!)

  Fighting hands.

  With "Just, Love! 》The third act video freezes at the last second, and the release notice text is presented on the screen, and the comment area of ​​the video is silent.

  Like all of Li Shixin’s previous works, the plot of "Just Love" in the first three acts is bland and trivial for most of the time.

   expresses only bit by bit in the life of the character, expressing the ordinaryness of ordinary people, and... the extraordinary in ordinary life!

  It is this kind of contrast that makes the beat of the work suddenly full of conflicts and is presented in front of everyone, the audience... messy.

  "Brothers, I don’t know how you are doing. Seeing this unprepared up-shift preview, I suddenly felt like I was being fucked."

  "Shut up, don't talk. I'm already applying Ma Yinglong chrysanthemum cream."

   "Really don't poke, this is out of chapter, really don't poke."

  "Try to keep a smile. The smile gradually collapses. It reveals a demonic distortion, go to the third act! What the **** is this unexpected wave of commercials at the end?"

   "This ghost means that this series will not be updated until the National Day is on the file."

   "In other words, in the previous week or so, this fairy chased a thirty-minute trailer on the old man's Weibo and Dou hands?"

  "What to do, brothers, I really miss the plot behind Kang."

"I want to know Kang, I really want to know that the great intelligence can't find Ding Ding, I want to know if he can **** Ding Ding back, so I know... can their lives go back to the past! But on the other hand, I want to do it now. Go buy a ton of rhino blades, and then bit by bit cut this old immortal dice into 0.001 mm slices, dip horseradish to feed the dog!"

   "I may not be a human, but @华旗艺人李世信, you are a real dog! This is really forcing the white prostitutes to go to the cinema!"

"Dog Ri, it's too vicious! After so many years of running the Internet, even those **** dog authors at the starting point dare not be so out of context! Such out of context, the Tibetan mastiff, accustomed to aphrodisiac, will be pressed on the ground and bred fiercely. !"

  "If you shed the bitter juice of leeks, I am not afraid that the dog author will break the chapter, but I am afraid that the dog author will do it well and break it."

   "It's too deadly. As a white prostitute party, I have intuition... This time, I am going to break the golden body of a million-year-old white prostitute. Think about the movie ticket for more than forty yuan, and it suddenly hurts."

   "No, I can't bear this grievance. Which brother bird will edit the video? Hurry up and edit the first three scenes together, so I want to forward it!"

   "Must have, every time I let this old man use out of context to make me want to die. Today this fairy will let others fool you too! (Fan Wei face.jpg

  Drops!

  Received negative cheers, 321921 points!

  Looking at the wailing of sand sculpture netizens in the video comment area of ​​the third act, and then heard a system cheering reminder that the value of the account came from the ear, Li Shixin smiled.

   glanced at the comments cursing his own dog, and he raised his sword eyebrows.

  You guys smashed Xiaoguliang, you scold, scold as much as you like.

  For the sake of the box office, to support the edge, the old man...has already decided not to be a man!

   Thinking, he picked up the phone again and turned on the camera.

  ……

  Half an hour later, a duplex villa in a community on the Third Ring Road in Beijing.

  In the bathroom, moist toilet papers were scattered all over the floor.

  A figure, holding a piece of white toilet paper in his forehand, holding on to the toilet, twitching constantly.

   "Little cuties, this is the end of today's story. I wish you good dreams and good night."

   "If you hadn't rushed into my life suddenly, how could I let the loneliness that I was holding on to my life amiss..."

  On the phone, the recordings of Sister Shenxian are constantly circulating.

  Listening to the gentle and sweet voice, the figure changed the fingers in his hand to a red, swollen and peeling protuberance on his body-that is, his nose.

   "Serve~!"

  With the sound of snotty, the figure took a few breaths quickly, and tears once again flowed down.

  It was at this time, his mobile phone sent a reminder to update the fighting hand.

  Seeing the latest update video of Li Shixin displayed on the screen of the phone, 10,000 tons of anger suddenly appeared on his face!

   "Can't you be quieter?!"

  Heavy, the phone was dropped to the ground by him.

   But I didn’t think about it. I didn’t know what happened, and the video was played.

"Hello everyone, I am your cute fairy sister. Unexpectedly, we met again so soon? This National Day, we will see you in the cinema. Let's call for Li Shixin's new film "Just Love", together... for love! "

  Hearing the gentle and pleasant voice, the figure, who was lying on the toilet and fainted several times after crying, collapsed.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

  He immediately picked up another cell phone and dialed a number.

  "Hello?! Help me contact the best advertising company in Beijing. I want to advertise!"

   "What to rent a house? Not a house! Lao Tzu's house is still used to advertise for rent?"

  "To my dream girl...No, to promote a movie!"

the other side.

  Somewhere in Henan.

  In an office of the provincial star enterprise Muye Breeding Company.

  It's late at night, but the office is still brightly lit.

  A burly figure, sitting on the soft leather sofa, with a withered face.

  In his arms, there is a little pig that seems to have not been born long, tender, tender and clean.

  Little Pig’s cute and beloved winter melon face was held tightly by a pair of big hands at this time.

  The pig's nose with mucus is just sticking to the tip of the man's nose.

  "Your voice is so good, you know what, I can dream of you every night during this period of time."

  “I didn’t believe in love anymore. It was your appearance that made me regain the hope of love and marriage.”

"huh huh huh huh……"

  I didn't know what the human being in front of me was doing, and he let out a groan.

"Yeah, you're right, I'm a fool. But in this society where people are indifferent and women are full of money, shouldn't I be allowed to have a clean paradise in my heart?! Why? , Why is it that there are so many people in the vast sea of ​​people, it's just you! The person I like, it's just you who faked it!?"

   "Oh! Humhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

  Dididi,

  At the moment when Xiaozhu was so scared that he was about to faint, the cell phone beside the man's buttocks made a warning sound.

  Looking at the display above, the man opened the video silently.

  "...Unexpectedly we met again so soon? See you in the cinema on this National Day, I will be with you cute, in the cinema to call the new film "Just Love" by Li Shixin, together... for love!"

  Listening to the gentle and sweet voice, the man was stunned.

  For a long time, he called out the name of his assistant to the door.

  Immediately, a bigger man pushed in.

   "Second Uncle, Yun is still there, right?"

  Looking at the incoming person, the man waved his hand calmly and passed the piglet he was holding in his hand.

   "I haven't eaten anything for a day, I baked it."

   "Hey! I'll let the kitchen bake right away."

"and many more."

   "Second Uncle, what's your order?"

   "Go, spend money, find the best painter, paint me the most beautiful girl, and hang it in my bedroom."

"Ugh!"

"and many more!"

  "My mother, what else do you have to do, Second Uncle?"

  "Find me the best advertising company and let their leaders come to see me."

   "Why? Do you still want to do advertising? Didn't we just take the CCTV standard last year? Why do you still do advertising?"

   "Let me go and go!"

   "Hey, hey, middle!"

  Watching the assistant leave with the howling piglet, the man took a deep breath and sat back on the sofa.

  "...Unexpectedly we met again so soon? See you in the cinema on this National Day, I will be with you cute, in the cinema to call the new film "Just Love" by Li Shixin, together... for love!"

  "...Sister fairy."

  Holding the phone, the man put his face on his face with snot and tears.

  (End of this chapter)