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Chapter 700: Mentally handicapped childcare (see monthly pass at the beginning of the month!)

  Chapter 700 Mentally handicapped childcare (seeking a monthly pass at the beginning of the month!)

When the first part of "Just Love" was released on Weibo, Li Shixin had actually made it clear to netizens that this movie is different from his previous work-it is not serialized on the Internet as in the past, but is going to the movie theater. On the screen.

  In fact, don’t look at a group of sand sculpture netizens in the comment area. They urge Li Shixin in a fancy way. Arguing for Li Shixin to update the follow-up content, but in fact, most people have become a habit of urging changes, which is purely funny.

  According to research by authoritative organizations, it is actually addictive to urge changes. The interest is roughly the same as going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. One aspect is whether you are cheap or not, but there is definitely nothing wrong with cutting prices.

  What if the boss (zuozhe) gives a discount (jiageng)?

  No discount is the norm, but in case of discount, isn’t that a surprise?

  The same is true.

  Most netizens in the comment area understand this truth and know that Li Shixin’s new work is being filmed and will be released soon. Waiting is also waiting, not as good as water and water.

  But no one really thought that Li Shixin could continue to release the follow-up part of "Just Love".

  So when Li Shixin attached a video to Weibo, the netizens who were selling cute and fancy reminders in the comment area, bombed!

   "Fuck! Didn't it mean going to theaters? The part that was released before, plus this part, is often more than 20 minutes! This is so small that half of the movie will be released!"

   "Xin Ye is awesome~ (broken sound)!"

   "Why don't you want to serialize all the content before the movie is released? Lord Xin, why don't you stop the box office?"

"Puff! I'm just habitually reminding you. You see, I got up in the morning and spent a whole day under the covers. I'm fine when I'm idle. My teeth haven't been brushed yet... You are so bald. Panic! Isn't it because you always think that the movie is released and you are on the street and then give up on yourself?"

"Before, do you see that this is human talk? In the spirit of not being self-interested, but specializing in benefiting others, Lord Xin releases the movies he has worked so hard to make for us to see. Why do you still talk cold words? ! His heart is terrible! Whispered BB: I also think that the box office of drama movies like "Just Love" will not be very good."

"I wiped a group of sand sculptures, and I urged them for several days. Whether it is because of trembling hands or Alzheimer’s, I sent out a follow-up video, but you still have the mind to push it? No matter what you group of sand sculptures, let’s download. Let’s do it first!"

   "The sand sculptures are still pressing, smart people have already clicked on the video."

  In the comment area, the first batch of smart people have entered the second scene of "Just Love";

  According to the plot of Li Dazhi adopting an abandoned baby in the first act, the story in the second act mainly talks about the plot of Dazhi raising a child.

  A person with only a seven-year-old child's intelligence is not an easy task even to live. It will cause 10,000 tons of trouble for others around him, let alone raising a child.

  Li Dazhi took the baby away, although it did not meet the regulations, but in the face of real problems, the community neighborhood committee and the people around him also acquiesced to this fact.

  After buying a lot of milk powder and baby products with the salary that Brother Fei just paid him, Li Dazhi returned home.

  It is next to the dilapidated orphanage, an illegal building located between several tube buildings.

  It is so small and obtrusive, just like Li Dazhi who shouldn't exist in this society.

In the squeaky room, four people with low intelligence looked at the baby who ate the milk powder and went to sleep peacefully, with a trace of obsession in their eyes.

   "She, she is so young..."

   "Well, there is no Ding Ding, and the aunt in the orphanage did not have Ding Ding. I said she did not have Ding Ding, and she beat me angrily."

   "She, she may think you have her or not, so, so be very annoyed."

"You, two mentally retarded. Men only have tints, but women don't. Compared to this, I, let's name her, we all have names. My name is Xiao Cong, your name is Changsheng, and your name is Defu. ...We all have names."

   "Yes, she is so pitiful, she doesn't even have Ding Ding, so she must have a name, not even a name."

"what is it call?"

  When four people surrounded the baby and racked their brains thinking about the name, there was a talent show variety show on the old-fashioned TV.

"Hello everyone, I’m Liu Yuxiang. I’m from.... The reason why I stand on this stage is because I had a musical dream since I was a child. But my parents died early. It was my blind grandma who brought me up. Great, she’s already very difficult just raising me, and she doesn’t have the ability to let me learn to sing..."

  "Good player No. 13, we already know your miserable life. Please start your performance."

   "Thank you, the judges, the name of the song I will sing for you next is "Xing Qing". Wandering in the wind by the blue sky..."

  In the sound of the baby's even and weak breathing, the melody of that song caused Li Dazhi to close their mouths.

   "Let’s call Xingqing. I heard that all children have the same surname as their father. So, I’ll call him Xingqing."

  Looking at the audition show on the TV, Li Dazhi held the baby's tiny fingers and set her name.

  Weibo.

  Comment area.

   Seeing Li Dazhi use popular songs to name his children, a group of netizens have already become a piece.

   "Fucking pop songs named Dafa is really a game! Dazhi, I would like to name you a ghost!"

   "Mom, this name is inexplicable and a bit nice?"

   "I heard the stupid and miserable singer say that the song is called Xingqing, and Lao Jue is very relieved. If Nima comes to a draft song "My Skate Shoes", the child will be sad!"

   "Puff, are you the devil upstairs? God Nima Li sneakers!"

   "Hahaha, my scalp feels numb when I see this section. I am really worried that the sand sculpture singer will open up a passage of "Jiangnan Tannery Closed"."

   "The one that Li closed, you are going to **** Lao Tzu!"

  "A bunch of second-hands, didn’t you find out that this song is better than the name?! Why didn’t I find it? Guiqiu can give a link to the full version!"

   "Sand sculptures, the soundtrack in the Xinye movie, what do you ask the netizens? Ask Xinye!"

  Amidst an episode of Guiqiu in the comment area, the plot of "Just Love" continues;

  Li Dazhi would not have thought that naming is the easiest thing for him in the process of raising children.

  Raising a child is really complicated for him.

  After the friends left, the child started crying.

  In the face of the painful, bruised baby with a small face, Li Dazhi panicked.

  The bursts of crying like a magic sound quickly tortured him to madness. He grabbed his hair and stared at his bloodshot eyes. His eyes were clearly sleepy and had lost focus, but he had to go around the baby in circles.

  It's late at night, but the baby's crying still doesn't stop.

  Crys in the middle of the night woke all the neighbors around.

   "Canna! Dazhi, what are you gonna do!"

   "It's big night, let people not sleep?"

   "Fuck like this again, Alap will pour your swill tomorrow morning!"

   tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk.

  Amid the scolding of neighbors, Dazhi's door was knocked.

   Standing at the door was an old man with a thin face and a vicious face.

  He is wearing a neat shirt and an old-fashioned wool vest, and thick glasses on the bridge of his nose make his two decree lines look very profound.

"Teacher Zhou."

  Seeing the man standing at the door, Dazhi's eyes are red, and his face is full of wilt.

   "She keeps crying, I don't know what to do."

"Humph."

   Facing Dazhi's helplessness, the man grunted heavily and walked into the room.

  Looking at the little baby who was kicking on the bed, he walked up and lifted the baby's diaper.

  There is a chocolate color inside.

  "She pulled it. Get her clean and change to a clean diaper."

"Oh!"

  Under the guidance of Teacher Zhou, Li Dazhi clumsily changed diapers for the child with big dark circles.

  Looking at his unfamiliar and clumsy movements, Teacher Zhou sighed for a long time.

  "Dazhi, feeding a child is not so easy, you need to do a lot of things. Send her back."

   Teacher Zhou’s persuasion did not move Dazhi.

   "She, her parents don't want her anymore..."

  Listening to Dazhi's simple thoughts, Teacher Zhou was taken aback.

   Then he shook his head.

   "Since you are not willing to give away, you must do your best. Great wisdom, great wisdom!"

  Holding Li Dazhi, who was changing his diaper, Mr. Zhou stared at him and patted his arm vigorously before pulling him back from the state where he was about to fall asleep.

   "When will she wake up?"

   "She is always awake, she doesn't sleep..."

  Dazhi is already very sleepy.

  Even if he is determined to be a dad, psychologically, he is just a child.

  At this time, in the courtyard outside the window, there was a rattling of the tricycle chain.

  That was the voice of Lao Liu, who delivered the courier home.

  So every night, never absent.

"Dazhi! Listen, starting from today, when Lao Liu comes back, you feed her milk powder. Then when Xiao Sun comes back to fight with his wife after playing the cards, you feed her milk again. Wait until tomorrow morning Da Zhao will go downstairs to walk the dog. You feed her again. Before each feeding, check her diaper. If it gets dirty, change it quickly and wash it out immediately. Remember?"

  Listening to what happened on time every day in these small alleys, Dazhi smiled idiotically.

"Hehehe goose goose goose, remember. Xiaosun always loses playing cards and always quarrels with his wife. Da Zhao always walks the dog and pee under the window of Xu Ma's house...hehehe goose goose, I remember. ."

  Looking at the video, Mr. Zhou’s simple and rude timing method, and the environment full of life, the comment area is a hahahaha.

  This novel way of raising babies makes some netizens who have become parents laugh.

  (End of this chapter)

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