Senior Superstar

Chapter 623: Elderly group, detonate the audience!

  Chapter 623 The Elderly Heavenly Group, Detonated the Audience!

   Li Shixin’s super words.

  Looking at the photos just released by the netizen with the ID named "Masked Mercury Superman", the netizens who were waiting for Li Shixin's live photos were messed up.

   "I...my eyes! Ah! My 24K titanium alloy dog ​​eyes!"

   "The upstairs are all sand sculptures of the same style. Why can you send GIFs?"

   "Ha, ha ha ha... I must have gotten up this morning in the wrong posture, causing the whole person to be alive in the dream of last night. This is not true, this is not true. It is all an illusion. Yes, it must be an illusion!"

   "The things in this photo are so familiar. I seem to know each other, but they are completely different from what I remember. I, I feel I am blind."

   "The front, using things to describe the coser in the photo is too much. However, what is this so special? I fell! I am also blind!"

   "I'm the same, shit!"

brush!

  The post titled "Xin Ye Man Zhan Nian Ji Record Update Post" was blown up!

   Seeing the appearance of the elderly cos group, netizens collapsed!

  Compared to the netizens on the Chaohua side, the atmosphere on the scene was completely different.

  CP Pavilion.

  Before the “When your hero/wife gets old” themed booth, there were quite a lot of tourists and cameras.

  Compared with the crazy complaints of netizens in Li Shixin’s super talk, the atmosphere of the scene can be called weird!

  Looking at the booth, those old faces full of confidence and pride, the booth was quiet.

  I don’t know how long it took before a little girl with a prickly head came to Zhang Yaozhong, who was standing next to the booth.

  "Grandpa, what do you cos with?"

  Faced with the little girl’s question, Zhang Yaozhong, wearing a black tunic suit with three to seven points combed, and wearing black wide-rimmed glasses, stretched out his right hand with a brush, and gently pressed his wrinkled fingers on his forehead.

  A cold light flashed from his glasses against the ceiling spotlight.

  "What's the point in Shimosakamoto?"

  Pop through.

  Looking at Zhang Yaozhong's grayish 37 points, originally tall, but now slightly squatting, and seeing the wrinkles on his face extending to the neck, the little girl sat down on the ground.

  (_)

  (﹏)

  (/□\*)

   "Wow...wow! Husband, husband, did you have a swollen husband? Didn't you go to the U.S. to develop and engage in NASA? Why are you so old?"

  Sister, broke down.

  Beside her, a young man with a handsome double chin, with the sweat coming out of his forehead, slowly moved to the front of the old man Liu Feng.

   "Master, you..."

   Seeing that someone was interested in him, Liu Feng did not wait for the little fat man to ask a question, so Liu Feng buttoned the straw hat hanging next to the wheelchair to his head.

   Then lowered his head, curled up the corners of his mouth, and gave the little fat man a thumbs up.

   "Wa Daxi Monkey D Luffy! Pirate Kuoyi, Varewana Road!"

  Looking at the cool look of the old man Liu Feng, the little fat man swallowed fiercely and turned his gaze to Zhang Weiyu, who was also in a wheelchair.

   "Uncle, you... won't you be?"

   Silently, Lao Zhang drew out the three knives that had been inserted in the wheelchair, and drew a handle to his mouth.

  "Three swords style of profound meaning, lion song song!"

   "Oda, my grandma, you really want to kill us all!"

  Pop through.

  Following a section of Sauron's lines from Mr. Zhang Weiyu, the little fat man and several of his companions screamed to the sky and passed out one after another.

  Aside.

  Several otaku swallowed their saliva and walked slowly in front of Wu Ming and Qiao Hong.

   "Grandma, don't tell me..."

   "Who is your grandma?"

  Qiao Hong's eyes became muddy when he heard the young man's call up. Immediately, the two willow eyebrows stood upside down.

  "I’m only 16 years old this year, OK!"

   Seeing that Qiao Hong’s eyes once again forgot his age, and the memory returned to his youth, Wu Ming sighed quietly.

   "Yes, who is grandma called? She is Xiao Bui, and I am Miss Hui Ye. My old lady is your little cutie today!"

   "Ah!!!" "Ah!!!"

  With a scream enough to lift the ceiling, the otaku ran out of the exhibition hall while holding their heads and pulling their hair.

  Looking at a shoe in the aisle that I didn’t know who threw it off, Wu Ming narrowed his eyes and raised the corners of his mouth.

   "Yeah, yah, kawaii."

Watching Huiye’s classic lines in "Miss Huiye Impossible Confession" came out of Wu Ming's mouth full of pleated faces, even his expressions and actions were vivid, and all the audience present, including the photographer, finally praised it again. Can't help.

  They, kneel!

   "Grandpa and aunty, I beg you, let's get my magical powers!"

   "I'll knock one for all the gods, please go and dance the square dance!"

   "Go fast! Get away from me! I don't want to see, I don't want to see!!!"

   "Hehe, hehe, hehehe... What kind of show do I have a good show? Isn't it fragrant to eat potato chips at home to see my wife staying young? Why, why do you want me to see this?"

   "Who has a special idea to hold a comic exhibition? I have been in the second dimension, why should I break the wall and take this trip to the world! Three views! My three views~ Wow..."

  Drops!

  Received negative cheers value, 34211 points!

  Drops!

  Received additional cheers for [Desperate] [Suspected Life], 121,121 points!

  Looking at the small young man kneeling before the booth, Li Shixin raised his brows when he heard the system cheering value reminder from his ear.

  This income is surprisingly okay!

   Glancing at a group of young people who were kneeling on the ground in front of him, suffering from pain and suffering, Li Shixin put the long French fries in his hand into his mouth and smiled.

  (*灬)

  Cos or not is an old man’s business.

  If you don’t see it, you can’t help it!

children.

Nowadays……

  Please take a serious punch from the old man!

At this moment.

   "Who brought this group of grandparents?!"

   "Who teaches these birds to play chess and square dance players to play cosplay, shit! What a sin!"

   "Huh? I just saw those old men and old ladies who seem to be here with those little loli!"

   "Is it you?"

  Listening to the collapsed crowd around them starting to find the source of the evil, Chen Boshi, Chen Yiyi, and Su Sansan's three little loli's ponytails stood up with just one brush!

   "Uh hey, they are me, huh!"

   Just as An Xiaoxiao was about to speak, she was covered with sweat by Chen Boshi.

   "No, Mumeng definitely recognized the wrong person!"

   "I don't know, I don't know at all!"

   "If you don't know or don't know, who can know this?"

   "Hey! The hot eyes of these grandparents slipped away."

   Noting that the little girls who were holding their faces and preparing to run away, covering their faces with them, seemed ashamed to taste the wine with Mei, who was with him, Li Shixin chuckled.

  Into the old man’s bowl, still want to run?

   "Chen Boshi! Your grandparents are getting hot! The mass response is very strong! Hurry up and buy some cos suits! Let's take advantage of the most popular characters in recent years to give him all the characters!"

  As Li Shixin yelled, Chen Boshi, who had just raised his leg, only felt his back brush.

When    looked back again, he saw the angry gazes of the audience, gathered all over him.

  (`Д)!!

  What kind of hatred does the baby have with you?

  You want to cheat your baby like this!

  (〝▼vessel▼)(〝▼vessel▼)(〝▼vessel▼)

   Perceiving an angry face approaching him, Chen Boshi instantly aroused 1.2 million points of desire to survive!

   "Hey! I told Ni Meng, I'm not yet sixteen years old. I am the target of income from the Law on the Protection of Minors!"

  Faced with Chen Boshi’s warning, the crowd drew a big step forward.

  Σ(っ°Д°;) Ah!

  "Don’t come here! Brothers and sisters, believe it or not, today’s theme cos is completely painstaking for my grandparents and me!"

  "If you think about it, you will be old too! When you are in your sevens and eighties, what entertainment will you have?"

   "Do you guys dance square dance?"

  Following a question from Chen Bo's poem that touched the soul, the crowd stopped.

  Thinking for a moment, they shed tears.

  Square dance, too difficult!

  In the face of silence, Chen Boshi went one step further: "You guys, can sing yangko, can sing duo, can play erhu, can play go chess, can you play mahjong?!"

  Yangko...two-person turn...playing mahjong...

  Thinking of the recreational activities with a high degree of difficulty, all the fat houses cried.

   "Now!"

  Seeing his repeated soul questions played a role, Chen Boshi stood up straight and pointed a pair of little fingers to the theme booth.

   "So, when you are old, you will still play video games. So, what these grandparents look like today is what you will look like in the future!"

  ()()()

  After Chen Boshi's rebuttal, the crowds onlookers were stunned.

   "Yeah, this...this is how we look when we are old!"

   "Madan, unacceptable!"

   "The heartache is so bad that we can't breathe. When we are old, maybe even the PSP has become an antique, anime has become an old man's music, COSplay... is already a cultural and material cultural heritage!"

"The girl is right. At that time, maybe young people are playing COS at all, and they want to watch the comic show... They must all be old and old ladies in the same water. Isn't it the same as today's theme? Fuck! My heart hurts so much I can't breathe!"

  Looking at a group of young people sad in Spring and Autumn, Li Shixin smiled.

  Looking at Chen Boshi, he nodded slightly.

  Children can be taught.

  Thinking, he put a long French fries into his mouth and walked slowly to a group of absent-minded young people.

  The large central air conditioner turned on slightly blowing the white cloak behind him.

   "Although I'm almost 70 years old, I can still grab the most discounted products in the supermarket, and I can still do 200 push-ups. My body still has the blood of a hero."

   Aside, Zhang Yaozhong smiled slightly and straightened his slightly messy gray hair.

  "Ahhhhhhhh, at the age of seventy, I am still the coolest, cooler, and invincible one in the entire square."

  Aside, Liu Feng smiled and straightened the straw hat on his head.

  "The trend of the times, the dream of mankind, no one can stop it. Even at the age of a hundred, the old man will still swim with his partners on the great sea route. The breath is still there, One Pirate, Lao Tzu...it's set!"

  Aside again, Zhang Weiyu, the head of green algae, took three knives into his arms.

   closed one eye and grinned at all the young people present.

  As the group of elderly heroes stood by the booth, all the audience's eyes widened.

  One by one, young people clenched their fists silently.

   "As long as there is a dream in my heart, and the blood has not been burned out, what will happen to the years? This show is bursting!"

   "Niu Bian!"

   "What a blow!"

  With a burst of applause and cheers, the flashing lights are like fireworks, illuminating the entire booth and the elderly heroes on the booth!

  (End of this chapter)

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