Scum Male’s Whitewashing Manual

[Wild Survival] Just started the first day on the topic list, with a comparison chart, netizens with subtitles.

Two pictures, the first one is the Goddess team wrapped in a blanket, shivering around, the expression of the song is full of confidence, "Don't be afraid, the film team must be worse than us!"

In the second picture, Wei Mingyan and Song Qi are also surrounded by blankets. The storm is squatting in their own small blankets. They rely on two people. In the warm fire, the two people around the blanket are laughing. Eat grilled fish and look relaxed.

There is also a video clip of Pippi shrimp users, first of all the warm eating of the movie team, bgm: Today is a good day.

After singing happily for a long time, the painting style turned and went to the song **** team. Several people got together and shivered.

[Snow fluttering, the north wind is sorrowful~ The heavens and the earth are in the sky~]

This strong contrast is simply to laugh at the audience, the key is because the two teams are far away, the song team insists that the film team is as bad as them, and may even be even worse.

On the second day, the Goshen team finally pitifully came out from the blanket, because there was no fire and no tent, and the three had to be surrounded by a group.

In the morning, the three men stood up and prepared to start their journey of survival. Before leaving, the martial arts brother said: "Brother, you sing a song, which is in line with our current mood!"

The audience watched the confident appearance of the martial arts brother and knew that he was ready to do a big job. At the crucial moment, the song **** opened the curtain.

"Hands hold the wolf head..."

【puff! ! ! ! 】

[Ha ha ha ha I am eating, do you want to be so skin! ! 】

[Ha ha ha, you look at the expression of martial arts brother, a face can not be loved, hahaha! ! 】

I have to say that the song **** is really very variety of cells, it is estimated that after the end of this program, he can make a small fire.

Look at the perspective of the movie team.

The two men took the storm everywhere to observe the surrounding environment. Wei Mingyan’s face was contemplative and reached out in the air. Three seconds later, he spoke heavily in Song Qi’s inexplicable look. “It will rain this evening.”

Song Qi is really confused. "How do you see it?"

Why didn't she know that Wei Mingyan also had the function of measuring rain?

Wei Mingyan can see that after spending two nights in a tent last night, Song Qi’s attitude towards him was much better, and his speech became more and more like when the two were in love.

The man was a little happy because of this discovery. He was unpredictable and pointed to the dew on the tree next to it. "Look, water."

Pointing to the clear sky again, "About 8 o'clock tonight, there will be rain on this island, we have to be prepared soon."

Song Qi looked puzzled at the dew on the branch and looked at how the sky didn't look like it was going to rain. Asked in a skeptical tone, "Look at the dew, can you see that it doesn't rain?"

The audience watching the live broadcast also started their own guesses.

[I heard that experienced fishermen can judge when it rains according to the humidity of the air. Do you say that the brother just reached out and is judged? 】

[Do you still have this hand? It’s versatile! 】

[Don't be too happy, if he guessed it wrong]

Just as the barrage is getting more and more, on the screen, the man smiles confidently and smiles, revealing a handsome smile on the sky. "I saw the weather forecast before I came."

Song Qi: "..."

Audience: "..."

Wei Mingyan turned to Song Qi's proud smile. "Let's go, let's move!"

His expression is very complicated and looks like he wants to express his restraint, but his expression is emitting a message: praise me, praise me!

Song Qi saw that the man looked like this and wanted to laugh. His expression was getting more and more relaxed. Some of them said with a smile, "What do you do just like that?"

"Isn't I just finished the role of the National Teacher? It was like this when he asked for the rain."

Said, Wei Mingyan reached out, stunned the air, and blinked slightly, calmly said, "The emperor is flustered, there is rain tonight."

I have to say that the acting of the Emperor is really good. Although he is wearing modern clothes and holding a knife in his hand, the temperament of the national teacher is still coming out. Song Qi can't help but laugh, and slaps his shoulder, "National division, You are fine."

The man turned and reached out to make a standard request, "Huang Sang, move home!"

[233333 said that good Wenrun as jade! Who is this teasing! 】

[Look at the look of the young lady who looked at the neuropathy hahahaha! 】

[I, I can't do it. I watched this live broadcast three times in a meal. It won't work.]

[Do you really not notice the statement of the speech of the brother? He said that I did not play a national teacher? When did the brother play a national teacher? 】

[New shot? But his tone, as if Miss Song Qi should know the same, can't it be two people? 】

[All in one circle, sure to know? 】

Song Qi did know the role of this national teacher in Wei Ming's speech. In order to try this figure, the two men still had a line at home. During that time, the two were still in a period of love, and the nicknames became the emperor.

I did not expect that after breaking up, I could still call each other like this.

The film team confirmed that it would rain at night and began to move. Wei Mingyan carried a large bag and held their stone pot in his hand. The fire was not so good, so he had to carefully select the dry wood.

Song Qi carrying a relatively small bag, holding a few bamboo poles in his hand, the storm followed the two masters behind him, holding a small parcel in his mouth, shaking his tail and being very happy.

The song **** team started hunting. There are pheasants on this island, but if they really let them catch starvation, the program group will randomly put the domestic chickens everywhere. Of course, the place is so big, if you want to eat Chicken, I must have caught it myself.

They are now catching chickens, and the gods in the hands of the gods hold the wood on the road, lurking behind the trees, eager to try the big **** that is squatting on the ground.

This is the tenth time they have failed. If the sun fails, the sun will fall. In the face of tired teammates, the song **** chooses to encourage them.

"When you catch this chicken, let's eat it! Explain that they may not even have chickens."

The little girl wiped the sweat on her head. "But brother, they have dogs."

The song **** is very sure, "There is no use of the dog! The dog is not a hound. My dog ​​is a dog. When his dog looks older, he will definitely not use anything. There is Kiki, that is a small one. Girl, you let her cook in the kitchen, she is still okay, and there is cleanliness in the kitchen. I have to wash the apple three times. After I finish it, I peel it and catch the chicken. I must catch the monkey year!"

"Brother, I am also a little girl."

Song God: "...month month, I am from here, you are from there, behind your Wu Ge, we grab together, do braised chicken, okay!"

The little girl clenched the stick in her hand and looked at it with a strong heart. "Good!"

Song God, martial arts brother, little girl of the moon, three formed a triangle to begin to cover.

Close, near, closer...

"Hey!" The sound of the sudden bursting into the air, the big **** was frightened, and ran away, not waiting for them to react, a shadow flashed, and the screaming panicked for the next second, then, three A look of arrogant look at the big yellow dog slamming his wings and still struggling with the big **** slowly coming out.

Its pace is very elegant, the tail is very calm and shaking, passing through the trio did not look at them, not squinting, noble and glamorous to the man who came out of the grass.

Under the stunned sight of the three people, the legendary, old, can not come in handy, nor the hound dog of the hound bowed his head, put the half-dead big **** at the man's feet, and shook his tail and opened his heart. The heart is yelling at the man, "Wang!"

"The storm is awesome!" Wei Mingyan did not praise, and gently stroked the old dog's head to give praise, and sure enough, its tail was shaken even more, happy to straighten the man's slender hand.

"Brother, it’s so smart, are you catching chickens?"

Wei Mingyan brought up the chicken on the ground and handed it to Song Qi who came over behind him. She saw her take it, and smiled and said hello to the three people.

"Ah, catch the chicken..." As the captain of the song, facing the "provocation", of course, the first one came out to negotiate.

If the loser does not lose, he will never let the opposite team of the Emperor see their embarrassing situation!

I only looked at the three people who had been stunned for a night. The man looked at the bad eyes and asked, "What chicken are you catching?"

The **** of songs fell into meditation, "ah... in that, in..."

He said that it is good at the base, or is it good to put it up?

The little girl saw the captain in the month and said that she was unclear. She volunteered to answer with a crisp voice. "In the hands of Kiki."

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I can't do it hahahahaha, this show is not letting me eat? Hahahaha! 】

[You look at the expression of the song god, life can not be described, can not describe, simply hahaha]

[Soundtrack: Snow fluttering north wind Xiaoxiao~]

The song **** has given up the face-lifting thing. His eyes quickly glanced at the opposite family and coughed. "Mingy, Kiki, have you slept last night?"

"It's good, the tent is windy, it's burning, and it's still eating fish. Brother, are you eating grilled fish? This fish tastes really good."

Song God: "...eat, eat, delicious, sweet!"

"That, brother, let's go first, yes, give you a free news, it will rain this evening, you should be ready soon."

Looking at the neatly dressed, clean-faced two people left, the little girl in the moon month looked up at the captain: "Brother, when are we going to eat fish?"

Wu Dao Ge also asked, "Let's also find a place to hide from the rain?"

The song **** suffered tremendous trauma, but still firmly grasped his fragile and careful liver, looked up at the weather, looked at the small eyes and found that things were not simple.

"This program group has never told the guests the weather, and you see that the sky is so sunny, the sun is so big, how could it rain?"

"I clearly understand this kid, chicken thief, he must be deliberately confused, I want to let us live a busy life, hey, my heart is unfathomable!"

The martial arts brother scratched his head. "But I see that the buddy is very good."

The month and month agree, and the face is not trusting. "You told me that the storm is useless before."

Unexpectedly, the two team members did not believe their judgment. The song **** had to stabilize the rear. "You believe me! It is absolutely impossible to rain this evening. This is absolutely a spoof!"

"Let me believe the last time, okay?"

"It’s raining tonight! I sing a little waist!"

at night

The trio sat under the banana leaves, and the pattering rain fell.

The moon was blocked by the two in the innermost part and there was no rain. She looked at the rain and screamed in the face, and looked at the singing **** outside, and the white face was full of curiosity.

"Brother, I haven't heard of a small waist, is it nice?"