Sand Sculpture Demon King, Online Farming

01.

After "Iron Man" was released, some businessmen really planned to hire some black dwarves, and more people were interested in the Iron Man armor. Some people even guessed that the Devil Mall would put a castrated version of the Iron armor on the shelves.

There are too many questions of this kind, and Hill responded in "Makai Magazine", saying that most of the magic weapons in it are fantasy and do not exist in reality, of course, the steel armor is also. One of Hill's reasons for doing this is to prevent humans from panicking against the demons. If the demons really have those powerful magic weapons, many people will feel uneasy.

Hill really hoped that after watching this movie, the church would study the weapons in it, and then it would be a waste of money.

But Hill is really studying magic weapons in the demons.

In fact, some conventional weapons smashed with magic spar are not very useful for the improvement of the demons, because many demons are strong enough to fight alone. For example, give a werewolf a magic glove on his paw. Can tear humans, but he can tear most humans without gloves...

So Hill just continued to research and manufacture those magical equipment symbolically. In addition, he did some unconventional things, such as equipping each banshee in the Wailing Banshee with a magic loudspeaker, which was a bit ruthless.

Hill also hated the situation where everyone rushed to slash each other when there was a war, and the general's role was to slash more people than the soldiers... what is this? So he began to popularize long-range and short-range command methods to the commanders under his hands-humans are much better than demons in this regard.

Some time later, a fallen angel commander submitted his plan:

Before the enemy army is approaching, let the Lich Legion cast spells collectively and carry out long-range attacks, and then freeze the ground, delaying the speed of their killing. When they are approaching, the succubus Legion directly lifted their clothes and exposed their thighs, giving them Make further downsizing. After the survivors came over, the succubus legion retreated, and the howling banshee legion picked up the megaphone and yelled at them.

The rest is estimated to be the strongest of the human race, and they can be strangulated in teams, or trump cards against trump cards.

Hill stared at the "Succubus Legion straight forward and lifted his clothes to show his thighs" for a long time, and finally concentrated his head: "You have a good plan. Others should learn from him, design their own plans, and pay attention to the combination of arms. "

So the next plan was confused.

Oh, there is also a great **** who wrote the tactics of making the high demons become popes and striptease in front of the opposing army.

This made Hill gasp.

In the demons...there are also many talents.

However, he likes it!

In addition to magic equipment, Hill also asked the Research Department to study gunpowder weapons. Although the devil world is not poor now, Hill still reluctant to use the magic spar. There are all kinds of gunpowder formulas on the Internet, but the raw materials are very difficult to find. Hill became the shopkeeper, and after setting up the task, he went to do other things.

Speaking of it, gunpowder is a by-product of ancient Chinese alchemy, and another by-product of alchemy is tofu.

"Huainan's dansha was accidentally turned into tofu. The fragrant and fragrant blue musk, white as milk..." Yes, the tofu was accidentally made by the king of Huainan when he was refining alchemy. Hill almost sprayed water after hearing this for the first time.

This is a bit powerful.

02.

Hill opened a fan letter under the light.

"This is a great movie! I'm not a great film critic like Mrs. Helen and others, so I can't analyze the truth, but I just think he is great! I sit down, start watching the movie, and it's over in a blink of an eye. , I feel that this movie is too short, but one and a half hours have passed since I asked, it’s really amazing. I love the feeling inside, and I also want peace between the demons and humans, We can work together. It can be done, can’t it? In addition, I would like to ask, is there a sequel to "Iron Man"?"

This letter is very typical, and it also represents the thinking of a large number of ordinary viewers.

It's going to rain, dense black cumulonimbus clouds and gloomy sky.

The night sky is darker than before.

The wind blew in and the candlelight flickered.

The quill rustled on the paper.

"Iron Man has a sequel, and it's not just a sequel...

As Iron Man said, this is a bad world, but there is only one world after all.

This world needs heroes, someone needs to come out to do something, and someone needs to guide everyone in the direction of progress.

So next, there will be a series of superhero movies. There are humans, there are demons, and more importantly, they will be in a world. This means that in addition to the "Iron Man" sequel, you can also see him in other superhero movies~

What I can guarantee is that every movie is very exciting. Of course, I don’t need to guarantee this anymore, you all have seen it, have you? "

The second and third parts of "Pirates of the Caribbean" have been filmed, and Hill plans to release them in sequence next month and next month, and then complete the Marvel movies in sequence.

Speaking of Thor's decision as the son of the Demon King, would Loki be the son of the Pope (...).

Hill was lost in thought. Would you like Theresa to ask the Pope?

Keke this idea should be pinched temporarily, it is impossible to think about it.

But the thought got deeper and deeper, and Hill couldn't help but let out a quack of laughter.

How about it... the son of the previous pope. Then circumvent it in the plot so as not to cause a backlash from the church.

There was a knock on the door, and after Hill said "enter", Spike Eriktra came in with a large bouquet of flowers. He knelt on one knee first, "Master Devil."

"The flower you gave me makes me very at a loss. It doesn't conform to the style of the demons." Hill said casually.

Spike replied: "It was sent by the Pope. He said that Margusta's violets were just blooming, so he picked a bunch of them."

Hill immediately changed his words, "Well... the smell of flower corpses is all over the room, which fits the Mozu style very much."

The corners of Spike's mouth twitched, and he said without conscience: "Ah, yes."

"Oh, in fact, it can be said that the whole room is full of pollen, which is the smell of flower genitals... It would be too explicit if Monroe gave me this." Hill continued.

Spike's mouth twitched a second time. …It’s the Demon Lord, you're too playful, right? He said in his heart.

"Leave the flowers, where is Monroe?" Hill asked.

"Master Pope went to Master Goldnia." Spike said.

"It's rare to go back to the Demon Realm to find other men," Hill waved his hand, "I see, you go."

"Yes." Spike saluted, then left.

Hill's gaze fell on the bunch of violets, and his gaze moved.

Violet. "Violet Evergarden."

In addition to the love expressed by itself, this is an anime with a clear anti-war meaning.

Compared with a simple animation, "Violet Evergarden" is more like a work of art. It takes a very common theme to a new height, details, feelings, shots, and pictures, just like exquisite and warm prose. Poems are the same. This anime is actually more suitable for older people to watch. If you calm your mind, you can really harvest an unprecedented tranquility and...depression.

Well, this is actually a series of Depression + Healing.

The first time Hill watched the show, it seemed that the plot was not very interesting. Later, I accidentally watched it again, only to find that every story, every character, and every line in it was just right.

Hill has always felt that, generally speaking, there are two forms of works. The first is that everyone takes things for granted and does things for granted; the second is that people say unexpected things and do unexpected things. matter.

The former is more difficult than the latter, and the latter itself can cover up a lot of things by relying on ‘unexpected’. "Violet Evergarden" belongs to the former.

In an anime circle full of subversion, passion, flipping, fighting... all kinds of themes, "Violet Evergarden" stands quietly, with a unique gentle rationality.

This is a work that can withstand the precipitation of time.

Okay, Hill made a decision, and that's it.

03.

In the early morning of the next day, Hill felt like he was so sleepy.

Because last night he tried to make the light and shadow effects of "Violet Evergarden", and then spent a lot of energy. Hill really felt the feeling of "Ah, this light. Ah, this water".

Waking up the next day, the feeling of splitting headache was a mental exhaustion. It is estimated that this animation will take a while.

Hill thought, if you switch to traditional male radio novels, making animations and special effects for movies by yourself is equivalent to practicing...but it is true that his mental power is much better now than he has just crossed over, and Hill has never actually played. , But he has an estimate of how good he is.

The mental power is much stronger, but the physical power has not improved much.

Although Hill has also exercised, the body of the Demon Lord himself is strong enough, so he has not made much progress in this regard.

He opened his eyes and looked at the ceiling for a while, thinking of some possibility, so he got up to go to the morning exercise.

There was a faint fog in the morning, and Hill was walking by the ice lake, and he saw Monroe standing there.

"It seems that I didn't get up early in vain today." Hill smiled and drew out his sword, holding a sword flower, and said.

"Your words seem to tell me the fact that you are usually lazy." Monroe shook his hand in the air, and the black mist condensed into his long sword.

"Why, do you want to punish me if it's true?" Hill was ready to move immediately.

"The hook is too straight, the fish doesn't want to go up." Monroe said.

"The hook will interact with each other." Hill said as he raised his sword and rushed over, out of nowhere: "Wow, yeah, eat my sword!"

"You swordsmanship, if I were your teacher, I would apologize." Monroe said while holding his attack.

"Teachers should use all kinds of methods to entice students to study, right?" Hill still attacked out of order, but the speed was getting faster and faster.

Monroe picked up his sword and searched for flaws and directly knocked his back with the back of the sword, "Physical punishment, how?"

There was pain in the back. If the ordinary man Monroe would be able to knock off the opponent's spine this time... Hill continued to attack while deflating, and he finally began to take it seriously: "Although I know what you said is not what you mean, I still Can't help getting excited." He raised the sword in his hand to draw a stream of bright blue energy.

"I always feel like you are no longer excited in front of me all the time."

The death knight's long sword dragged the black mist across the air, splitting the bright blue energy flow, turning it into hundreds of floating points of light. The black mist on his sword also dissipated, showing the appearance of a Paladin's custom-made long sword. Asking for the glory of the Holy Spirit, the sacred carvings shone in the blue light, if scattered with a bit of white moon.

"Ha. I would be shy to be said so bluntly by you."

Hill said so, but the dark tide surged in his eyes. The red pupil was bitter.

"Then should I say that I will be shy if you are so warmly entertained?"

The dark blade suddenly appeared in the sunlight, and the pure darkness pierced through the sunlight. The dark fire on the sword surface stretched upward and spiraled all the way up. Monroe's eyes seemed to be lit, and his other hand appeared. The blazing golden glow, like a sacred fire, burned to form a circular shield in an instant.

Hill said, "You are not shy."

When the bright blue rim collided with the holy light shield, there were bursts of rapid and sharp explosions like a torrential rain.

"You can actually use the Holy Light Shield of the Paladin. Is the **** blind, or are you still pious?" Amid the endless explosions, Hill returned the sword to its sheath and said casually.

The last light ridge struck the Shield of Holy Light, and Monroe took a step forward, as if the whole night had taken a step towards Hill. His proud back has been re-supported, straight and sharp, like his knight sword. The turbulent wind blew his black hair, and his eyebrows were sharp and cold. "Probably because my lord took care of me too much." Monroe said.

"So?" Hill asked.

"I should give everything to serve him." Monroe dissipated all his strength, walked to Hill, knelt on one knee, and kissed the back of his hand, "My lord. Hill."

There was a scorching heat in his cold tone.

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