Run a B&B and receive Wu Song at the beginning

"Is this naked kid me?"

Li Yu was shocked. He didn't expect that he would have the opportunity to show his face in the book world, but this look completely ruined my image as a handsome man in Yushu Linfeng.

"Boom!"

Just as she was thinking about it, the empress gave her a slap in the face:

"You don't appreciate it if I share some merit with you, do you?"

Li Yu rubbed his head and said quickly:

"No, no, it's this image... Don't fight, don't fight. This image is very good. The red bellyband matches your clothes very well. Mom, can you stop fighting?"

The empress was annoyed and hit her a few more times:

"Xiao Luo and Zhang Daoling worked hard for a few days and finally clarified the doctrine and listed you as the Holy Son. You are so picky as a child. Believe it or not, I will ask them to replace the baby on the statue with a new one now. Little piggy?"

"No, no, no, no. It's troublesome. Calm down. I'll make your favorite cold wrap later and ask Guiying to give you a few more. What do you think?"

The empress was furious at the moment:

"I don't eat cold wrappers!"

"But your daughter-in-law likes to eat. She ordered this to be eaten in the afternoon."

"Okay, put more chili oil for me."

Good guy, your son doesn’t listen to a word he says, and he immediately loses his temper when he mentions his daughter-in-law, right?

Mom, if you can’t quarrel with Professor Zhou in the future, what can you do if you target me all the time?

His parents, who wanted to work in the provincial capital, also liked Professor Zhou very much. On the contrary, his grown-up son became the object of dislike by both parties.

If we were all like you, no one would write jokes about the quarrels between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law anymore!

In the picture, Master Luo talked about a lot of teachings and rules, and after Xie Yingdeng agreed one by one, he officially accepted him as his second disciple.

After Xie Yingdeng completed the apprenticeship ceremony, he also met with his elder brother Gongsun Sheng.

Then the three masters and disciples paid homage to Nuwa.

Just after he finished praying, a golden light descended from the sky, and the white jade whisk in Xie Yingden's hand was dotted with several golden threads.

Obviously, the empress had strengthened him.

"Thank you Yingdeng from the small road. Thank you to the empress. Thank you to Li Xianchang."

After doing this, Xie Yingdeng's apprenticeship ceremony officially ended. He followed Zhenren Luo and Gongsun Sheng outside the hall. Lao Luo looked up at the sky, and then said to the two apprentices:

"In the future, you two will follow Xuande and make great achievements. There are some things you need to know."

After saying that, he flicked his fly whisk and flew to the high sky with his two apprentices, then flew southwest for a while, and did not stop until he reached the sky above Qilin Village.

Just as Xie Yingden was about to ask questions, a huge stone tablet fell from the sky and hovered steadily next to several people.

Then, Zhang Daoling, who can't eat spicy food, appeared gorgeously.

Master Luo hurriedly greeted him:

"Greetings to the Heavenly Master, these are two bad disciples."

Gongsun Sheng and Xie Yingdeng recognized Zhang Daoling's identity and hurried to greet him.

Lao Zhang returned the gift:

"You're welcome, real person. The two high disciples have a strong connection with each other and will surely be among the immortals one day."

Xie Yingdeng looked up at the words on the inscription and read it softly:

"Ahead of us in China, evil spirits are prohibited... May I ask the Heavenly Master, what does this mean?"

"This is the boundary monument that the empress asked Pindao to make. From now on, the territory you will establish in the human world will be bounded by this monument. The larger the area, the more prosperous the human race will be."

As soon as Zhang Tianshi finished speaking, an old monk with a white beard came from a distance and saluted everyone from a distance:

"I pay homage to Zhang Tianshi, I pay homage to fellow Taoist Luo, and I pay homage to these two Taoist talents. Poor monk Zhi is really polite."

After everyone greeted each other, Elder Zhizhen walked to the stone tablet, pressed the stone tablet with one hand, and put the other hand on his chest to chant silently.

Soon, the words on the stone tablet began to slowly shine, and eventually turned completely golden.

Seeing this, Li Yu raised his little hands:

"Remember last time Ksitigarbha lit up with just a touch of his hand? Why was Zhizhen so slow? Is the gap between the two so big?"

The empress patiently explained:

"Their status in Buddhism is different, and the power of Buddhism they can mobilize is also different. It is already rare for people to have the realm of Ronaldinho and Zhizhen in the world."

After the stone tablet was lit, Master Luo smiled and invited:

"It's the first time that Master Zhang came to Water Margin to talk about the world of Yue. He also asked Elder Zhizhen to sit with him and talk about it in his humble abode. We happened to have some fairy tea as a gift from the empress. Let's taste it together."

After saying that, he waved his whisk, and Gongsun Sheng and Xie Yingden, who were curious about the fairy tea, fell from the clouds and fell straight towards Qilin Village.

Damn it, this trick to deceive the apprentice, why did I suddenly think of Xiao Guiying who was thrown into the sky since she was a child?

Li Yugang was about to make a joke, but thinking that the empress could sense all thoughts, he quickly calmed down and sang "Only Mom is Good in the World" in his heart.

Zhang Tianshi is still very enthusiastic towards his own people:

"Excuse me then. I just ate some spicy wings in Muke Village. I really need to drink some tea to relax... I will go to the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties later. These stone tablets will be installed, and Xiaodao can go back and rest for a while. .”

Good guy, Village Leader Mu tricked Lao Zhang into eating spicy food again?

However, the great Heavenly Master dare not eat spicy food. Lao Zhang needs to exercise more. Look at your good grandson Zhang Lu, who is not afraid of spicy food at all when he cooks spicy butter hotpot all day long.

After the three of them walked away, the empress transferred the scene to Qilin Village. Gongsun Sheng and Xie Yingdeng had arrived safely on the ground and were chatting with Qiao Daoqing, who was in charge of building the magic array.

The opportunity for Lao Qiao to become a disciple has not come yet, but he is already a registered disciple of Zhenren Luo, and he needs to be informed of some necessary rules.

After chatting about the rules emphasized by the master, Qiao Daoqing chatted with Xie Yingden about the skills of controlling objects through the air, and also shared the illusion skills he had mastered.

Gongsun Sheng, on behalf of Zhenren Luo, shared the Five Thunder Tiangang Zhengfa with the two.

By the time we got here, the broadcast was over.

The empress reminded:

"In the afternoon, I made some cold wraps without adding chili pepper. Guiying enjoyed bullying Zhang Daoling all day long. The whole Dongfu was restless, and you didn't say anything about it."

I care?

As soon as she threw the knife, she had to kneel down and beg me not to die. Do I dare to care?

Li Yu said:

"Guiying is just playful, not as unbearable as you said. Besides, with you as her backer, she has already made up her mind. If it were me, the Seven Fairies and Yaochi Fairies, etc., would all have to line up to rub me. Shoulders and legs.”

"Boom!"

The empress rewarded this guy so much that he lost his mind:

"Come on, let's go. If you don't let me worry about you, Tongtong and Xiaochan are the only ones in your family who are well-behaved and sensible."

Okay, okay, they are so good, Guiying and I are so bad... Li Yu sat up from the steps and asked in his heart:

"What else should I eat besides cold skin wraps? How about some red bean soup?"

"Okay, remember to put some tangerine peel. I like the taste. Give me two watermelons by the way... I really want to go to the real world and have a lively meal as a family. Unfortunately, I probably won't have this opportunity." "

"Don't be so depressed. Everything is possible. Maybe in two years, you can chase me around the world with a broomstick."

"Okay, Mom, wait for this day to come soon!"

Back at the B\u0026B, Mu Guiying had already put on hot pants and was looking at clothes online with her long white legs crossed. Li Yu said to her:

"Don't let Zhang Daoling eat spicy food from now on. He is also a sage of the human race after all. Give him some face."

"He complained in front of Master?"

"What do you think can be hidden from an all-knowing and all-powerful saint?"

Mu Guiying sat up straight with some embarrassment:

"That was a joke. I won't do that next time... Lao Zhang is the same way. If you don't like it, just don't eat it. Who can do anything to him? I guess he was bullied in heaven before, so he is so scared. of."

Bullying in the workplace is a no-no... Li Yu saw Zhou Ruotong sitting on the sofa, holding an order for wholesale supplies from the purchasing website with his mobile phone in hand, so he didn't bother him and strolled to the kitchen to make cold skin.

In the evening, Mu Guiying first sent back a basket of cold wrappers and a pot of tangerine peel and red bean soup, then sat in the dining room and had dinner with everyone.

After the meal, Li Yu took two glasses of watermelon juice with ice and sat on the observation deck with the two beauties to enjoy the breeze. He was worried that the little girl would not live well, so he said:

"It's been hot lately. Do you need to give Xiaochan a blanket?"

Zhou Ruotong bit the straw and said:

"Send it to her. There is no problem with her grades now. As long as she performs normally, she should be able to get good scores in this entrance exam."

Then she can stay in Yinzhou to go to high school... Li Yu thought of the hard journey of three years of high school, and was a little reluctant to let the little girl endure this hardship, but she had to do so.

The gentler the person, the more stubborn he will be. It would be great if he could be like Guiying.

When it came to school, Mu Guiying asked:

"This year, the schools in Shanzhai are basically on the right track. They are going to be fully liberalized next semester. As long as they are school-age children, both boys and girls will be admitted. Isn't this too radical?"

Zhou Ruotong said:

"No, it should be like this. Get rid of the feudal ethics. Anyway, women are in charge of your Muke Village. We will try our best to promote equality between men and women in the future."

"Yeah, don't worry, Sister Zhou, we will let every girl go to school."

The next few days were relatively peaceful at the B\u0026B, but the world in the book was quite exciting.

Zhang Liao, Cheng Yu and others encountered another group of Huns who were preparing to go south to clear grass in the valley. It was getting dark, so they fired a volley of fireworks without saying a word, disrupting the opponent's formation.

Then the heavy cavalry charged, and this group of foreign cavalry became overwhelmed.

After the siege, they counted the horses and found that more than 2,000 horses were seized. Zhang Liao calculated the amount of feed he had brought. If all horses were equipped with two horses, the feed would not be enough.

At this time, Lu Bu drove over, built a gate on the spot, and led the extra horses into the real world in groups of ten, and then let Mu Guiying transport them away.

The two of them spent the whole day moving back and forth, transferring 3,500 high-quality grassland horses to Muke Village.

In order to express her gratitude, Mu Guiying specially brought several corn tortillas made in the car village. They can be used as dry food, or they can be roasted and eaten. If conditions permit, they can even be put into a pot to make porridge.

Li Yu also sent hundreds of kilograms of barbecued meat and a large cart of high-protein feed, as well as probiotics and other medicines suitable for horses.

Since the larger the area, the more the stone monument will move forward, so don't stretch it, go straight into the hinterland of the grassland, and do the feat of sealing the wolf to Xu again.

During the late Han Dynasty, although the Central Plains was fragmented, it still had an overwhelming advantage over foreign races.

Especially the Xiongnu. The Han Dynasty was crippled countless times in four hundred years. Although they were not exterminated, they were no longer the same as they were in the early Han Dynasty.

Zhang Liao and others are fully equipped, and with the empress watching over them, Lu Bu can drive over at any time if there is a problem.

What supplies are needed can be directly transferred from the real world. In this case, Zhang Babai and Cheng Yu, who is eager to make achievements, are naturally full of confidence. Not only do they want to seal the wolf as a Xu, they even want to directly slaughter the entire Xiongnu royal family.

"General Wenyuan, when the Huns go south, will they let the civilians go?"

After a day's rest, Cheng Yu, who came to the border for the first time, ate crispy baked corn cakes, drank strong tea with milk, and asked about the border.

Zhang Liao recalled the scenes he had experienced since childhood, with a wry smile on his face:

"How is that possible? Usually the women are kidnapped and the men are killed. Children who are taller than the wheels are also killed."

“Why limit it to wheels?”

"The children who are higher than the wheel are already sensible and can hold grudges, so they have to be killed; while the children who are lower than the wheel have no memory and can be taken back as slaves or even trained as undercover Han soldiers."

Upon hearing this, Cheng Yu took a deep breath:

"In this case, even if the empress blames the common tribes we met this time, Cheng will pay a visit and use practical actions to tell the grassland aliens that it is rude to come and not reciprocate!"

Zhang Liao had been accustomed to witnessing the wrath of foreign tribes since he was a child, so he smiled and said:

"Don't worry, Mr. Zhongde, Liao will act with you. If there is any blame, I will bear it with you!"

Zhang Wenyuan is only in his twenties now, which is the age when he is in full swing. Since he wants to retaliate against the alien race with tooth for tooth and eye for eye, then we must help him out.

Of course, the most important thing is to find the Huns' settlements so that the explosives can be used.

Otherwise, keep it with you so that it doesn't happen one day.

After resting, the group got on their horses, and based on the information they got from the Huns yesterday, they headed straight to a settlement in the distance. It was said that there were countless cattle and sheep there, which was just the right time for the troops to rest and use the barbecue ingredients they had brought. Now, let everyone try the roasted whole lamb on the grassland!

After understanding the trends in the Three Kingdoms world, Li Yu poured Lu Bu a cup of Cantonese herbal tea:

"How do you know that Zhang Liao and the others won the battle?"

"Master gave me a dream and asked me to go to the grassland quickly. He also gave me a place. I hurried and hurried slowly. Finally, I didn't delay anything... Isn't this herbal tea too bitter? Can it really cure the fire?"

Li Yu smiled and said:

"Bitterness is right. After drinking it, the dampness will be removed and you will be full of energy."

Lu Bu took another sip of doubt and talked about the developments in the court:

"The imperial court has sent people to Jingzhou with the imperial edict. Once Zhuge and his family are picked up, they will quickly come to Chang'an. Zhuge Xuan will probably be appointed as one of the Nine Qings, or the prefect of a nearby state, and Zhuge Liang will stay in the Beigong as his companion. read."

First, let Liu Xie get close to Brother Liang. Not to mention kowtow, at least they must have a good relationship.

When Sima Hui arrived, teaching officially began.

"Have other talents also issued edicts?"

"Fat, Zhou Yu, Lu Su, Zhang Ren, Tai Shi Ci, Liu Ye, Tian Yu, Mi Zhu, Jian Yong, Xu Chu, Chen Deng, Yan Liang, Wen Chou, Zi Long, Chen Qun, Zhang Zhao, Huang Zhong, Gan Ning, Yan Yan, Ling Tong, Xu Shu, Pang Tong... Anyway, we are like scumbags, casting a wide net, whether serving as officials or not, even those under ten years old, we all issued edicts."

Hey guys, isn't this a common way of expressing love through group messages?

Li Yu thought of Kong Rong and Kong Wenju who had helped rescue Guo Jia in front of Hulao Pass, and asked Lu Bu:

"Didn't you invite Kong Rong?"

"Invited, but he is now surrounded by the Yellow Turban Army. Even if he receives the edict, he may not be able to break out of the siege... Without Xuande to rescue him this time, I don't know how he will escape the siege of the Yellow Turban Army in Beihai."

It's a pity that it's too far away, otherwise we could rescue him and reproduce Xuande's demeanor of keeping his word!

Li Yu took a sip of the bitter herbal tea and said:

"Looking back, the flow of time in your Three Kingdoms world may speed up, so be mentally prepared."

"Thank you, dear brother, we will not be held back at last... Brother Facai has been thinking about the cement made in Muke Village for the past two days. He felt that it could not be done to this extent under normal circumstances. He even sighed repeatedly and said, 'If it weren't for our army, we wouldn't be able to do it. Try hard, but there is a feeling of being like a god on the other side."

With the blessings of the gods, everything is easy.

For example, the hydropower station, Muke Village has been clearly managed after three times, five times, and two times, and has already entered the power generation process. However, in the Three Kingdoms World, it has just figured out the knowledge of construction mechanics.

Li Yu said:

"Don't put too much pressure on Sun Facai, and use his intelligence more."

"Don't worry brother, we will do it."

"How is the clearing of Wubao?"

"It is proceeding steadily, almost every day or two, and time is wasted on the road. Several ministers in the court have written letters, making insinuations saying that it will harm the country, and urging the young emperor to think twice before acting."

This is a preparation for exerting force, which is good. We cannot use all military power to remove Wubao. We must increase military reclamation efforts, conquer Hedong, and re-incorporate the Yongliang area, which has gradually escaped from the control of the imperial court, into the imperial court's territory.

Now that Zhu Jun is doing well, he may as well go to Xiliang when the time comes. The two veterans will cooperate, one is in charge of internal affairs and the other is in charge of military affairs. Maybe they can open up the western region channel and connect the Silk Road in one fell swoop.

While the two were chatting, Qin Qiong, who had not seen each other for many days, walked into the study:

"I have arrived at Tongguan and have just met my uncle Qiu Rui. Next, I will go to Chang'an with my two wise brothers Qi Biao and Li Bao, and then I will go to look for Xiong Kuohai and others, and find all the heroes who will celebrate the Lantern Festival in advance."

The Lantern Festival is a big drama, and it is also a microcosm of Qin Qiong's Jianghu road.

However, now that Uncle Wang is missing and Xie Yingdeng is missing, and there is no master Shan Xiongxin in Green Forest, Qin Qiong only has a handful of tokens for Green Forest West Road in the world, and he doesn't know if it will work.

"Congratulations to Brother Qin, come on, come on, have a sip of tea to quench your thirst."

Lu Bu poured Qin Qiong a large cup of herbal tea with ill intentions and asked with a smile:

"There is a surplus of talents in the world during the Sui and Tang Dynasties. The second brother can bring out a few people, such as Xiong Kuohai, and ask him to help Xuande and change his fate of being crushed into a puddle of mud by a thousand-jin gate in Yangzhou."

Qin Qiong said:

"Don't worry brother Yu, brother Yu will pay attention to it, but whether it will work or not depends on his own wishes and cannot be forced."

You really can't force it. If you drag the family with you, that's not breaking up the family.

After saying that, Qin Qiong was holding the tea cup and was about to drink it when she saw Lu Bu with a smirk on his face. Just then Li Shimin walked in from outside and handed the herbal tea to Xiao Taizong:

"Common people, come and try this tea. Marquis Wen said it is very rare to relieve summer heat and quench thirst."

Li Shimin took it and took a bite, with surprise on his face:

"It tastes good. Brother Qin, you haven't tried it yet, right? It's so sweet and enjoyable."

When Qin Qiong heard this, he immediately poured himself a glass, drank it all in one gulp, and then realized that he had been fooled... This thing was so painful that his stomach trembled!

"Hahahaha, Brother Qin, you have been fooled!"

Lu Bu watched this scene happily, thinking that this pair of monarchs and ministers was really interesting. It was a pity that the little emperor was not here, otherwise it would be fun to tease them like this.

Thinking of this, he asked Li Yu:

"Brother, can you make the little emperor an administrator now? I think it's time for him to get close to Shimin Pengju."

Oh, right, Brother Dao upgraded this time, and I haven’t asked him about setting up an administrator yet.

Let’s interrogate Gouzi carefully later, and try to let the eldest disciple come to the real world to see it!

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