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"With so many sweets, my old mother will definitely be happy."

Zhou Ruotong bought six cups of milk tea, and then went to the cake shop next door to buy a bunch of small cakes and other desserts. Not to mention eating them, his blood sugar would spike rapidly just by looking at them.

She sat in the passenger seat and said:

"We can't repay you with anything else, we can only satisfy your empress's appetite."

The two drove to Qianqiutan, a scenic spot. As soon as they opened the door and got out of the car, Li Yu heard his old mother's voice in his mind:

"I came just in time, there is a good show to watch."

Good show?

Li Yu asked hesitantly in his heart:

"You're not going to take me to peek into Guiying's boudoir again, are you?"

Just when I thought of this, I got hit on the head:

"How dare you think that in front of Tongtong, you brat is in need of a cleanup!"

Li Yu: "..."

What's your logic?

Is it okay to think about it without being in front of her?

But when it comes to Queen Mu's boudoir, Li Yu's mind unconsciously flashes to those white and tender feet painted with red nail polish...

"You still want to, right?"

The old mother was stunned again, and then she talked about the so-called good show:

"As soon as Zhang Liao arrived in the grassland, he happened to encounter a group of Huns who were preparing to go south to plunder. At this time, they were leading their troops to outflank them."

Damn, he is indeed Zhang Babai. He has a fighter plane as soon as he arrives in the north.

Li Yu and Zhou Ruotong came to sit down in front of the statue and opened all the milk tea and desserts. After tasting them one by one, the empress shared the live footage of the Three Kingdoms world with their son and daughter-in-law.

On the vast grassland as far as the eye can see, thousands of Huns dressed as foreigners rode horses and headed straight to the Han residential areas in the south, preparing to burn, kill and loot.

The grasslands are barren and resources are scarce. If these foreign races want to survive, they have to keep going south. The rulers of the Central Plains need to constantly defend against the nomads moving south.

Suddenly, a drone was seen flying from high altitude, and Zhang Liao's scouts were dispatched.

Without drones, it would be very difficult to track the Huns in the vast grasslands. But with drones, this aspect is much simpler.

The drone can rise hundreds of meters, using altitude and telephoto lenses to lock on to its target.

As long as traces can be found, these aliens who caused trouble to the Han people will not be able to escape.

The drone conducted some reconnaissance, and soon the scout's report came from Zhang Liao's walkie-talkie:

"Report to the general, it is a Huns force, about 3,000 men, heading towards Jiuyuan County, and seems to be preparing to plunder."

Jiuyuan?

Upon hearing that his hometown was about to be plundered, Zhang Liao picked up the walkie-talkie, tuned it to the public channel, and issued the order:

"According to the training formation, surround this group of Huns and annihilate them all... Remember, no prisoners will be taken in this battle!"

The responses from the officers of each team soon came over the intercom.

Nowadays, the food pressure in the Guanzhong Plain is high, and the entire capital has been transformed into a large-pot restaurant model, and almost all the people have invested in the work-for-relief model.

One more prisoner means one more mouth. It is better to eliminate them directly in exchange for military merit.

Cheng Yu agreed:

"Now that food is not abundant, it is true that we cannot raise captives. However, when the food harvest is good next year, we can capture these foreigners to build bridges and roads...especially the highways that the Hussars General said. Cheng was fascinated by what he heard. He really wanted to Go and experience the real world.”

Based on the intelligence reported by the scouts, Zhang Liao said while making tactical arrangements:

"When Mr. Zhongde goes back this time, he can first talk to brother Facai. He comes from the real world and is more familiar with it... Cao Xing and others inquired about the various ecstasy projects in Langtaosha whenever they had time. Mr. Zhongde also Can you find out more about it?"

Through Sun Facai, almost all these young officers knew about the existence of Langtaosha and heard about the many projects.

Ice and fire, chest pushing, oral sex, tropical style, jelly roaming, Bobo milk bath, etc. opened the door to a new world for Cao Xing and others. Sun Facai almost became the spiritual mentor of these young officers.

Cheng Yu said helplessly:

"Mr. Cheng also wants to make friends with Sun Xiandi, but he always dodges when he sees me, and keeps emphasizing that his meat is not delicious... He can't shake off his hat as the man-eating devil."

When Li Yu saw this, he quietly asked in his heart:

"Mom, does this guy have a hobby of cannibalism?"

"No, but it is indeed immoral to use human flesh as military rations. If he dares to do this again, I can't spare him!"

As long as the military rations are sufficient, Cheng Yu will most likely not use his brain.

Zhang Liao's men quickly completed the encirclement. The Huns were obviously panicked, clamoring for counterattack and planning a breakout.

But under the surveillance of drones, their movements were clearly observed.

Li Yugang wanted to watch the ancient cavalry battle scene up close. The old mother in charge of the live broadcast suddenly pulled the camera up to the sky and did not stop until it was above the clouds.

"I'm enjoying watching it. Mom, what are you doing?"

As soon as Li Yu finished speaking, the picture in his mind turned. On the clouds in the distance stood a huge shadow whose face could not be seen clearly. He was dressed in eye-catching alien attire.

The empress’s voice sounded in my mind:

"This is the projection of the Changsheng Heaven. An evil spirit has been worshiped as a god by the grassland people."

In my day, the other party didn't respect martial ethics and actually sent out gods.

Is this preparation to intervene in the war on the ground?

"Where are the gods here? Where did they die? Why don't they show up?"

Li Yuzheng was puzzled, and the screen turned 180 degrees. A bearded man wearing a gorgeous Taoist robe stood quietly on the clouds, facing the shadow of Changshengtian.

The empress introduced:

"He is Zhang Daoling. He was meditating in the cave just now. He noticed the actions of Changshengtian and hurriedly descended to the earth."

The Han Dynasty was divided, and the artifacts were covered with dust, which gave the alien gods the idea of ​​​​getting involved in the Central Plains. However, as soon as they took action, the Heavenly Master Zhang Daoling appeared magnificently.

Even though Lao Zhang is only responsible for doing odd jobs in the empress's cave, he is a heavenly master who came out of the human race after all, and he is more than enough to deal with the Changshengtian.

Li Yu originally wanted to watch the cavalry fight, but he didn't expect that there were gods confronting him in the sky above this small siege.

He picked up the milk tea that he had given to his old mother and took a big sip:

"If gods fight, will it affect the human world?"

"No, your people just need to mess around in the grassland. I will take care of the matters at the level of gods."

As soon as the empress finished speaking, a bald monk with golden light all over his body suddenly appeared next to Zhang Daoling:

"Brother Dao, do you need help?"

"No need, it's just a shadow... A large number of souls will enter the underworld in the future. Is there no problem with you there?"

"Don't worry, Taoist brother, no matter how many souls you have, they can be purified and transcended."

Listening to the conversation between the two, Li Yu asked doubtfully:

"Who is this monk?"

"Duobao's disciple, Ksitigarbha! He was squeezed out by Cihang Puxian Ran Deng and others, so he took the initiative to help Houtu guard the underworld and get close to the human race, so there are many Ksitigarbha temples in the world."

Holy shit, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva!

Unexpectedly, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, who is so popular in the temple, is actually a handsome bald man in white monk robes. If the photo is released, won't there be a large number of female believers?

After Ksitigarbha appeared, the shadow of Changshengtian flashed and disappeared.

Zhang Tianshi waved his whisk, and from the endless sky, a huge stone tablet suddenly fell, with eight complicated characters carved on it, but for some reason, Li Yu could actually read it:

"In China ahead, evil spirits are forbidden!"

Well, the Chinese gods are gods, and the foreign gods are evil spirits. Yes, this is very characteristic of the Chinese nation.

The stone tablet landed firmly on the place where Changshengtian had just stood.

Jizo floated over, raised his hand and touched the stone tablet, and the big characters immediately turned into gold.

The empress said:

"In the future, every time your troops on the ground move forward, this monument will automatically move forward. How much territory can be occupied depends on the efforts of the people."

Good guy, can this still happen?

After Ksitigarbha added gold to the words on the stone tablet, he raised his head and saluted:

"Greetings to the empress, Empress Houtu asked the monk to say hello to you. If you need help from the underworld in the future, please ask the empress to give you orders. Everyone in the underworld will obey the orders!"

Soon, a yellow clay doll fell from the sky:

"This thing can allow Hou Tu to leave the underworld for a short time. It must be handed over to her."

Ksitigarbha took it with both hands and saluted again:

"Young monk obeys the order!"

The majestic Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is actually just a junior monk to my old mother. There are indeed benefits to being senior and older... Hey, it hurts, it hurts, don't hit, don't hit!

Ksitigarbha did not stay long and disappeared into the clouds holding the yellow clay doll.

Zhang Daoling lowered his head and glanced at the fighting Han cavalry, and couldn't help but admired:

"This general is young, and tens of thousands of cavalry are in his hands like arms. The late Han Dynasty is really an era when generals are born in large numbers... Go down the path to have a look, and ask for your grace."

"Go ahead, your grandson has done a good job. After a hundred years, he can enter the Lishan Laomu Temple and enjoy the incense."

When Zhang Daoling heard this, he quickly bowed and saluted:

"Thank you, ma'am!"

Being able to enjoy the incense with Old Mother Lishan is a pure merit, without any cause and effect disaster, and it is more joyful than obtaining the status of a god.

After Zhang Daoling's figure disappeared, the screen flashed. The Huns cavalry had been cut and surrounded, and now only the stubborn resistance was left.

Taking this opportunity, Li Yu asked:

"Isn't the underworld in charge of the ten palaces of Yama? Why is Empress Houtu also here?"

"The system is different. The underworld has always been Hou Tu's territory, but later the Six Paths of Reincarnation and the Ten Palaces of Yama were added to share her work. However, Hou Tu is still the sole and exclusive master of the underworld."

After being surrounded and divided, some of the Hun soldiers surrendered, some begged for mercy, and some tried to exchange their lives for their lives. However, Zhang Liao, the master of Duan Shui, treated them all equally and killed them all without leaving a single one.

After the battle, start cleaning up the battlefield.

The Xiongnu swords, horses, armor, rations, etc. were all collected.

After counting, nearly 3,000 war horses were harvested, and Zhang Liao directly added them to the army. Some of the light cavalry responsible for quick attacks became a configuration of one man and two horses.

While the army was resting, the energetic Cheng Yu led a team of men and began to play with the Jingguan.

The old mother was worried about scaring her precious son and her gentle and considerate daughter-in-law, so she immediately canceled the broadcast.

Li Yu took another sip of milk tea:

"If they go deep into the hinterland of the grassland, will they be targeted by Changshengtian?"

"As long as the alien gods dare to take action against mortals, they will destroy themselves."

After chatting for a while, the young couple said goodbye to their old mother and drove back to the B\u0026B.

As soon as he arrived in the study, Zhou Ruotong sat in front of the computer and looked up information about Ksitigarbha, while Li Yu went to the kitchen and made two cups of watermelon juice, adding some crushed ice.

He carried it to the study room, saw what Zhou Ruotong was checking, and said with a smile:

"These settings on the Internet may be somewhat different from the real mythology. How about I ask Lu Zhishen to compile a copy?"

They said they asked Master Lu to sort it out, but in fact they asked Elder Zhizhen for a copy. After all, as an Earth Immortal, Elder Zhizhen should be very familiar with these materials.

Zhou Ruotong said:

"I read that there is a saying on the Internet that Tathagata originally planned to appoint Ksitigarbha as his successor, but was resisted, and Ksitigarbha also hid in the underworld, claiming that hell would not be empty and he would not become a Buddha, so he survived by chance, and I don’t know if it’s true or not.”

It’s hard to say this. After all, the Tathagata will be ignored, and it’s normal for Ksitigarbha to hide in the underworld.

However, although Ksitigarbha is only a Bodhisattva, his strength is not inferior to that of any real Buddha. Therefore, if he really wants to go crazy, there are not many Buddhists who can suppress him.

While they were chatting, Lu Bu came to the study room loudly:

"My dear brother, just now Zhang Lu said there was a great victory in the grassland. Is this true?"

Li Yu told the broadcast he just saw:

"They killed more than 3,000 people and captured nearly 3,000 horses. It is estimated that after resting, they will go deep into the grassland to find the gathering points of the herdsmen."

Upon hearing this, Lu Bu was overjoyed:

"I was still worried that they would miss out. Who would have thought that we would achieve such great results just after we entered the grassland? It's gratifying... I didn't expect that my master would be able to broadcast those scenes. In the future, if there are people who pretend to be rewarded, I can let my master make the final decision. "

Eh? This is really a solution.

In the past, when calculating military exploits, one had to either escort prisoners or accumulate heads. Neither was a good idea for cavalry traveling long distances.

Especially prisoners, taking them with you will not only increase the food burden, but also reduce mobility.

If someone is paying attention, it will be clear at a glance who has killed more people and who has killed less people. If someone overreports, just go back in time and check.

In the future, the old mother can be more involved in this kind of thing, which should be beneficial to seizing the power of war.

Even when declaring meritorious deeds and giving rewards, you can also bring out the statue of the empress, which can not only serve as a witness, but also deepen the cause and effect of the war on the empress.

After talking about the grand occasion at Zhang Liao's side, Li Yu talked about the confrontation at the level of gods.

When Lu Bu heard this, he said with enlightenment:

"No wonder this old boy Zhang Lu was eating hot pot with us, and suddenly he fell asleep on the table. When he woke up, he was very excited. He also spent his own money to build the Lishan Mother's Palace. No one can stop him."

Suddenly being entrusted by his grandfather in a dream, he was praised by his empress, and promised to enter the Lao Mu Temple in Lishan to enjoy the incense in a hundred years. Zhang Lu was not so excited that he took off his clothes and ran wild, he was already restrained.

After Lu Bu said this, he mentioned the installation progress of the hydropower station:

"The bottom facilities have been paved, and Sister Cai Yan has a clearer understanding of construction. She also asked Brother Wei to copy some construction videos to consolidate her knowledge."

This is no problem. There just happen to be a lot of popular science videos in the construction industry, so you can download more.

While the two were chatting, Zhou Ruotong came to room 201 and dragged two suitcases, one large and one small:

"Give the small one to Cai Yan. It contains some underwear and sun protection products, suitable for her to use outdoors...The big one is for your family."

When Lu Bu heard this, he quickly stood up and saluted:

"Thank you, sister-in-law!"

As expected, the master's wife is very open-minded and always buys things, and always uses a big box. She is so polite.

After Lu Bu thanked him, he talked about his daughter:

"Since the last time she wore a dragon robe, she has fallen in love with men's clothing. She also secretly tied up her hair and went out to play dressed as a man. She is getting more and more naughty."

In the past, he was always worried about his daughter being introverted, but now that her daughter is extroverted, he is even more worried.

Li Yu thought for a while and said:

"Isn't Matthew working as a reading companion for Liu Xie in the palace? Let my eldest niece go too. Maybe she can learn some strategies for governing the country from her."

In ancient times, there was a love story between Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai. I wonder if Lu Lingqi’s little friend, who disguised herself as a man, could develop into a couple with little Liu Xie.

Just don't reproduce Empress Lu's style, which almost caused the whole Han Dynasty to be in turmoil.

Upon hearing this suggestion, Lu Bu scratched his head:

"You can give it a try, but you have to discuss it with your sister-in-law first, so that she won't be sad and cry again, and I have to rack my brains to make her happy for my brother."

Li Yu asked:

"How is Sun Facai doing now?"

"It's very good. When the inflatable swimming pool you bought last time arrived, we immediately took everyone to have a swimming trunks party. We also made a lot of beer. Even the little emperor splashed in swimming trunks for a long time."

Good guy, I thought this guy wanted the inflatable swimming pool just to flirt with Cai Yan, but unexpectedly, he immediately pulled the brothers into a water fight, and even Liu Xie was pulled into the water.

If he continues to mess around like this, Liu Chan's reputation as Lord Anle will fall on Sun Facai.

But that's fine. People who are greedy for pleasure don't have great ambitions and usually have a happy ending. On the contrary, those career enthusiasts who work hard to succeed are often very miserable in their later years.

After saying this, Lu Bu talked about the movements of the courtiers:

"Zhu Jun is uprooting more and more Wubao, and the aristocratic families are starting to talk about it. It is estimated that the policy of exchanging land for Wubao will be introduced soon."

Li Yu explained:

"Pay close attention to the private contacts between courtiers and don't let them make any big moves."

"Don't worry, dear brother, Fengxiao is worried about it. Almost every official with a thousand dan's family has servants arranged by him to enter. This guy is born to do this. While inviting people to dinner and drinking wine, he sneaks into other people's homes. The family is stuffed with people, and if it is announced, the courtiers will tear him to pieces."

In the original work, Guo Jia's school affairs office specializes in intelligence, but now it is just combined with real-world intelligence work and deepened.

He should know exactly what to do.

"How is Xun Yu doing lately?"

"He made many fruitful suggestions on domestic affairs, and also dismissed some officials who were in office but did not seek political responsibilities. Several members of the Xun family are very powerful. Xun Chen has rushed to Wuguan to prepare for a good relationship with Xu Huang. Prepare to capture Wancheng."

Xun You was plotting Hedong, and Xun Chen was plotting Wancheng and pointing his sword at Jingzhou. When he turned back and freed his hands, it was time to use Hanzhong as a springboard to slowly plot Yizhou.

First occupy these territories, and then stabilize the situation in Xiliang. After a few years of rest and recuperation, the people of the Central Plains will automatically run to Guanzhong without attacking the Central Plains.

While they were chatting, Mu Guiying walked into the study humming "Mu Guiying Takes Command" and announced as soon as he entered the door:

"The fourth prince left Muke Village today and returned to Xixia to seize power... You guys said that when he led Xixia to surrender to Muke Village, should I wear a black dragon robe or a yellow dragon robe? It's so embarrassing!"

Li Yu: "..."

Shouldn't you be worried that he will break his promise and run away after leaving Muke Village?

Is it too early to consider surrender now?