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"What a dangerous place!"

Water Margin tells the story of Yue World. Outside Mengzhou City, on a gentle slope where two official roads intersect, there is a huge strange willow tree. Under the tree is a restaurant with a flag holding the word "Cross Slope" written on it.

Shi Xiu took a telescope and took a closer look. He felt that the place was shrouded in gloom and it was not a good place at first glance.

After completing the observation, he handed the telescope to Shi Qian aside, wiped the knife, and said to Zhang San and Li Si:

"Go in later, don't eat the food inside, drink the water inside, everything depends on my eyes!"

"Don't worry, Brother Shi, we are measured."

"That's right, Brother Shi is the main one in everything."

Beside the forest behind the three of them, Yan Qing and Yue Fei Shi En were resting. Shi Xiu made a gesture to them to prepare for departure, then untied his clothes and rubbed some dirt on his shoes, pretending to be dusty.

Zhang San and Li Si also started busy in the same way, trying to dress themselves as down-to-earth as possible.

The two of them were originally run-down residents of Tokyo, but they became gangsters out of necessity. They didn't even have to dress up, and they just looked like they were down and out.

They strode towards the cross slope, while Shi Qian followed the bushes and woods nearby and approached the cross slope in a roundabout way. If possible, it would be best to lurk in the huge willow tree.

In order to provide support, Shi Qian not only held a steel crossbow in his hand, but also carried one behind his back, all of which were already cocked.

Once something goes wrong, he will just go on a rampage and kill someone.

Shi Xiu and the other three walked very fast, and soon arrived outside the cross slope. Before they could go in, an extremely strong woman with a thick layer of rouge on her face came out to greet them.

She looks ferocious, with a waist thicker than a water tank, like a sumo wrestling master.

"Damn it, TV dramas are too beautified, right?"

On a tree two miles away, Yan Qing held up a telescope and carefully observed the situation on the cross slope. She regretted watching the "Water Margin" TV series that Li Yu had downloaded.

The Sun Erniang on TV is very charming, and he also specially designed the plot for Zhang, San and Li to strike up a conversation with each other. Unexpectedly, the real Sun Erniang is so ugly that she needs to wash her eyes just by looking at her.

Yue Fei on the side carefully observed the situation around the cross slope. Suddenly he found a middle-aged man carrying a pole quietly walking around in the grass behind Shi Xiu and the others.

Obviously, this is Zhang Qing.

One of the couple is responsible for attracting firepower from the front, and the other is responsible for ambushing. Those who can be beaten will be killed on the spot, and those who cannot be beaten will run out and beg for mercy... Anyway, they will not suffer!

But this time he had to kick the iron plate, because Shi Qian had already climbed onto the big willow tree.

If I guessed correctly, the steel crossbow that was strung up was aimed directly at Zhang Qing.

At the door of Cross Slope Store, Sun Erniang looked Shi Xiu up and down. Seeing that he was strong and strong, she quickly took out a dirty handkerchief and made it look like a little girl:

"Please come in, sir, where did this dusty guy come from? We have all kinds of good wine and meat in the store, and we also have thin-skinned meat buns with big fillings that can be eaten open!"

She is very different from the beautiful woman in her imagination...Zhang San endured his nausea, followed the original plan, and said with a mean smile:

"You just have two meat buns, and you can't even share them. How can you eat them open?"

Sun Erniang chuckled, and the powder puff on her face fell down. She puffed up her chest and didn't care about Zhang San's teasing:

"I'm big enough, let alone the three of you, I can feed the three of you again!"

Ugh... Shi Qian felt nauseated on the big willow tree. He wanted to shoot Sun Erniang immediately, but he couldn't figure out the situation inside at the moment. He didn't know how many clerks were in the store, so he had to observe further.

In the original work, there are five or six clerks in Sun Erniang's shop, who are responsible for cutting up corpses and processing human flesh. In order to prevent an expert, it is better to be careful first.

In addition, Zhang Qing's minions don't know if they are nearby, so we can't act too hastily. It's best to recruit them and catch them all to avoid harming others later.

Shi Xiu saluted respectfully:

"May I ask if this is the store of Zhang Qingsun and his wife?"

Sun Erniang put away her smile, looked at Shi Xiu and asked:

"Do you know who we are?"

Shi Xiu had respect and admiration on her face:

"The big tree crosses the slope. Who dares to pass there? The fat ones are cut into steamed bun fillings, while the thin ones are thrown into the river... My younger brother, a native of Jinling, lost his capital doing business in Tokyo, so he came here to join us!"

In the original work, Shi Xiu was reduced to selling firewood in Jizhou because he lost his capital by doing business in Daliao.

Now playing the role of a down-and-out businessman, it's easy to get the job done and show the true character.

After that, he introduced Zhang San and Li Si:

"These two are the guys I hired in Tokyo. They heard about Shizipo's deeds and wanted to follow them. I don't know where my elder brother Zhang Qing is. My younger brother has long admired his name and wants to pay a visit. I also asked my wife to introduce me."

People in the dark are the hardest to guard against, so if you want to find a way to lure out the hidden Zhang Qing, as long as you fight one-on-one in the open, no one in the intelligence department will be afraid.

Unexpectedly, Shi Xiu came to seek refuge. Sun Erniang said with a smile on her face:

"What a coincidence. My brother is carrying a load to sell wine and meat in a nearby village. Why don't some brothers come in and sit down. First, eat a few bowls of wine to quench their thirst and try our family's food. After eating and drinking, we can wait for my brother. return."

When Shi Qian, who was sitting on the big willow tree, heard this, he looked at Zhang Qing who was lying in the grass outside the door, and pressed the intercom twice.

Yan Qing received the signal in the distance and jumped down from the tree lightly:

"Shi Qian asked us to go over. We should have discovered something. Remember the principles of this operation. Don't eat anything or drink anything when you go in."

Yue Fei raised his Liquan Divine Spear and said:

"Don't worry, brother, I understand!"

Shi En also accepted the order:

"I won't mess around!"

The three of them strode towards the cross slope pretending to be merchants. Except for the dazzling spear in Yue Fei's hand, the other aspects were very much in line with the characteristics of traveling merchants.

In particular, Yan Qing still has a pair of bulging robes hanging on his shoulders, which is simply the standard equipment of a traveling businessman.

Soon, the three of them approached the cross slope along the gentle slope. At this time, Sun Erniang had already prepared a table of wine and food for Shi Xiu and the others.

There was turbid local wine, a few dishes with no visible ingredients, and two plates of steamed meat buns that were noisy and soft.

"Brothers, don't be polite, feel free to eat. These buns are made of fine beef, and we will eat them ourselves."

When he heard the word yellow beef, the corner of Li Si's mouth twitched.

Anyone who has watched "Water Margin" knows that strong-looking people are sold as yellow beef by Zhang Qingsun and Erniang, while skinny people are sold as buffalo meat.

In Cross Slope, beef and human meat can be directly equated.

Shi Xiu had a way, he raised his hands and saluted:

"If Brother Zhang doesn't come, how can we dare to use our chopsticks? My brother will be waiting here today. When will he come back, when will I wait to eat and drink again!"

He can show his loyalty and avoid eating and drinking, what a desperate man... Shi Qian outside the store shouted "Hello", holding a steel crossbow in both hands, quietly monitoring the people in the grass with the attitude of a mantis stalking a cicada and an oriole behind. Zhang Qing.

At this time, he finally understood that Zhang Qing, the nickname of the vegetable garden, did not refer to the vegetables that had been grown, but that he was like a poisonous snake crouching in the vegetable field, hiding in the dark, always ready to hurt those who could not restrain the chicken. people.

There are all kinds of raptors and beasts in the jungle, and venomous snakes can kill you if you are not careful.

But there are no wild beasts or natural enemies in the vegetable field, only unsuspecting vegetable farmers. It is much easier to attack by surprise.

The cross slope is the vegetable field where Zhang Qing crouched, and the people passing by are the innocent vegetable farmers who were framed by him.

Zhang Qing heard Shi Xiu's words clearly. Just as he was about to show up, Yan Qing and the others came over talking and laughing. Zhang Qing had to lie down in the grass again, motionless.

"What a big tree, I don't know how many years it has been growing."

When they came to the cross slope, Yan Qing looked like he had never seen the world before, walked directly to the big tree, and patted the trunk of the tree with his hand.

Soon, a branch in the southwest direction of the tree swayed slightly.

Yan Qing twisted her face and glanced at Zhi Ya, who was facing the grass, and understood Zhang Qing's hidden position.

He said to Shi En:

"They say towering trees can turn into spirits. I wonder if they can harm people."

"In broad daylight, the world is bright and clear, I think it shouldn't be possible."

The two of them walked into the Cross Slope Hotel while chatting about something:

"Shop, please bring us some good wine and meat, we are eager to enter Mengzhou City to do business!"

"Hey, that's good. The guest is really discerning. He chose our restaurant as a top choice for dinner. We are famous for our wine and delicious meat. I guarantee that you will want to eat it again."

Sun Erniang greeted her warmly, feeling that business was surprisingly good today.

First three fat sheep came, and then three more came, climbing up the pole to give money and meat... The young boy was pretty and handsome, so he kept it instead of killing it. I heard that the master in the city liked male sex, so he might be able to sell it. What a price!

The dominatrix instantly figured out how to deal with these people. Seeing that Shi Xiu and the others were standing here, it was not easy to do anything, so she waved her hand and said:

"The three brothers can go to the back to help first. When my wife comes, I will drink three hundred cups with you!"

After saying that, she shouted inside:

"There are a few new brothers here. Please familiarize yourself with them first... Don't hold weapons for this big brother. We are all serious businessmen. Don't scare the guys behind."

"I know, boss lady!"

Shi Xiu didn't expect that Sun Erniang would arrange it like this. He winked at Zhang San and Li Si, and had no choice but to put down the simple knife in his hand and walked into the kitchen.

Seeing that Shi Xiu and the others were pushed away, Yan Qingyue Fei Si En sat down and whispered about his plans to enter the city later. However, his ears were very vigilant and he would rush over to provide support if there was any movement in the kitchen.

Sun Erniang enthusiastically served tea and water, and even deliberately rubbed herself next to Yue Fei. The smell of rouge and body odor mixed with her body made Yue Fei almost vomit.

Yan Qing talked to Sun Erniang with a normal expression:

"Shop owner, do you know Happy Forest?"

"I know, I heard that the boss changed a while ago, and the new boss is from the Dujian Mansion. The last time it reopened, Mr. Dujian came to celebrate in person, which was very lively."

Lord Governor?

Is Zhang Dujian not pretending?

Yan Qing and Shi En looked at each other, planning to settle things here and go over there to take a look.

If we can kill Zhang Doujian and Zhang Tuanlian outside the city, it will be much easier than inside the city. We can simply kill Jiang Menshen on the spot without having to resort to sneak assassination.

After pouring tea for everyone, Sun Erniang quickly brought two plates of cooked meat, two plates of steamed buns, and a jar of wine.

Yan Qing took out a delicate metal box from her arms, opened it, took out a silver needle, and began to test the food and wine on the table in front of Sun Erniang.

Sun Erniang's face suddenly became confused:

"If the guests doubt our food, why should they come in?"

Yan Qing looked at the discolored silver needle with a smile and said:

"I don't know what the store means by poisoning the food?"

He originally wanted to wander around for a while to get other information, but when he saw Shi Xiu and the others going to the kitchen empty-handed, he was worried about danger and was ready to take action.

This silver needle was made with the help of Gongsun Sheng. It will change color as long as it touches a place with high temperature. It has no function of detecting poison at all.

But when you encounter a guilty shop owner, you will always cheat and be accurate.

Naturally, Sun Erniang was also fooled. When she saw the silver needle change color, she panicked, picked up the wine jar next to it and threw it at Yan Qing, preparing to deal with the three people by force.

Yan Qing and Shi En were both typical little guys, and Yue Fei looked like he was underage at first glance. She felt that with her ability, it would not be a problem to win over these three people.

The moment the wine jar was smashed out, Yue Fei grabbed the spear that was lying next to him and swept across the army. The tip of the spear hit the wine jar and the whole jar of wine hit the wall next to it.

"Clang!"

The wine jar was torn apart and the wine was spilled everywhere.

Seeing that the landlady missed, the waiter swung the tray in his hand and threw it at her. Yan Qing slipped on the bench to avoid the blow, and then pushed down hard. The other end of the bench tilted up, just in the way. That guy.

Shi En grabbed the small wine jar on the table and hit the guy on the head hard. Then the helpful guy tilted his body and fell into a sweet dream.

Seeing this formation, the dominatrix took off her coat, and without saying a word, she became fierce and rushed towards Yan Qing like a mad cow.

She claims to be very powerful in martial arts and wants to hold down Yan Qing, who is the leader.

But as soon as she got close, Yan Qing showed the essence of the little stooge's strength, grabbed her arm with her backhand, raised her foot and kicked her on the knee. With the help of inertia, Yan Qing gave her a hard throw, and the dominatrix was thrown out of the door. , causing a burst of smoke and dust to rise from the ground at the door.

Yan Qing might have been timid in other fights, but this kind of wrestling type of fighting was the strength for which he was famous, and it was effortless to deal with Sun Erniang.

"Shi En goes in to deliver knives to support Shi Xiu, and Peng Ju goes outside to plunder the formation for me!"

After Yan Qing finished speaking, he strode outside.

Fighting under a big tree and keeping an eye on him from time to time can also prevent Zhang Qing from sneak attacks.

As for letting Shi En deliver the knife to Shi Xiu instead of Yue Fei, who was more skilled in martial arts, the main reason was that he was worried that a room full of human flesh would frighten the group favorite.

After all, he was only thirteen or fourteen years old, so he just had to gain experience by running around in the arena.

It’s better not to experience those bloody and perverted scenes, so as not to blame your husband.

Shi En took out his embroidered spring knife, and held Shi Xiu's simple knife in the other hand, and followed him to the back hall. Sure enough, there was a cave inside. As soon as he entered, he saw a dozen human legs hanging in front of him. On the chopping board not far away, There was also most of a bloody human torso.

There was a large bamboo basket in the corner, which was filled with all kinds of clothes stripped from the corpses. It seemed that they were going to be collected and sold.

Shi Xiu grabbed the army spurs, and together with Zhang San and Li Si who carried the high-voltage electric baton, they forced the six or seven waiters in the kitchen into the corner.

This bunch of bastards still don't know how powerful their opponent is, and they are struggling with all kinds of weapons.

Shi En walked over and handed the simple knife to Shi Xiu and Ding Sanlang without any further delay. After receiving it, he chopped up these guys like melons and vegetables.

He is not a murderous person, but these guys have been stained with the blood of many people, and they deserve to die. If they are released, they will definitely bring disaster to the world, so they just chop them all.

After finishing the matter, Shi Xiu led Zhang San and Li Si to search for the Toutuo costumes and skull beads that Li Yu had given them. Shi En, who was in high spirits, came outside with a high-voltage electric baton and saw Yan Qing beating Sun Erniang unilaterally.

At this time, most of the powder on Sun Erniang's face had fallen off, various headdresses were scattered messily on the ground, her body was covered with dust, her clothes were disheveled, and she was very embarrassed.

Yue Fei held the spear and watched this scene quietly, feeling that it was simpler than he imagined.

Finally, Sun Erniang couldn't stand it anymore and shouted into the grass next to her:

"Master, please help me!"

Zhang Qing, who was dormant in the grass, saw that he kicked the iron plate and encountered a strong man today. He quickly threw away the long knife in his hand and ran out with a flattering smile on his face:

"Hero, spare your life, hero..."

He thought that by saying some words that he could not recognize, he could turn a conflict into friendship, and maybe he could even develop an unbeatable master into one of his own.

However, before he finished speaking, a steel arrow shot out from the big willow tree and accurately nailed his temple. His body fell heavily to the ground, and after a few twitches, he died completely.

Caiyuanzi Zhang Qing was removed from China!

With one successful blow, Shi Qian spread its wings and fell from the tree like a roc.

When he landed, he had already hung the empty steel crossbow behind him, and in his hand was another loaded steel crossbow.

In terms of personal combat effectiveness, the members of the Kirin Village Intelligence Department cannot compare with the Liangshan Five Tigers, so everyone is always alert and will not make any stupid mistakes.

Sun Erniang watched helplessly as her husband died in front of her, and she suddenly panicked:

"Master, please don't die. Master...who are you? Why do you want to put people to death and harm us and our husbands?"

Yan Qing straightened her clothes and said seriously:

"When you and your wife opened a black shop and harmed people, you should have expected this day!"

When he took it, he pointed the steel crossbow at Sun Erniang's head:

"Uncle Huang advocates putting people first, but you... are not worthy of being human!"

After saying that, he pulled the trigger, and the cold steel arrow shot into the eyes of the dominatrix. The arrow came out from the back of the head, and she fell to the ground lying on her back, lifeless.

Mother Yaksha Sun Erniang is expelled from China!

Handing the steel crossbow to Shi Qian, Yan Qing walked into the store and asked Shi En:

"Have you found the Toutuo equipment that Mr. asked for?"

"Looking through... what to do with these corpses?"

"Pack up the gold and silver, drag the body in, pour wine on it, and burn this evil hotel... Find a place to stay in front of us, and go to Happy Forest in the afternoon."

Shi Qian and Shi En dragged the bodies of Sun Erniang and Zhang Qing into the shop. Yue Fei took off the flags from the cross slope and threw them on top of the bodies.

After Zhang San, Li Si, Shi Xiu and others found what Li Yu needed, they packed up the gold and silver in the store and took them away.

Only then did the group of six people pour out all the wine, and Shi Xiu threw the lit torch into the store.

The cannibal den that had been entrenched outside Mengzhou City for many years was destroyed in a sea of ​​fire.

Seeing the blazing flames, Shi En became more energetic:

"After killing Jiang Menshen, I plan to burn down Happy Forest... What will happen to those minions that Zhang Qing keeps on the periphery? They haven't been found out yet."

Yan Qing already had countermeasures:

"Tonight we pretend to be passing traders and stay in a ruined temple for the night. They will definitely not miss this good opportunity to rob. Then we will kill them again."

After arranging everything, all members of the Intelligence Department quickly left Cross Slope and headed for Mengzhou City, preparing to meet the champion of Mount Tai for three years and the leader of the Happy Forest, Jiang Menshen!