Run a B&B and receive Wu Song at the beginning

"I'm going now, and you can take these boxes of Swiss rolls away."

Li Yu pointed at the newly bought Swiss roll, packed some snacks, and prepared to go to the scenic spot to find his empress.

Mu Guiying moved the carton, looked at it, and asked in a low voice:

"Sir, Sister Zhou said that this kind of delicacy is very high in calories and I will gain weight. I won't be the most beautiful woman in the B\u0026B, right?"

Your worries are a bit unnecessary... Li Yu packed the snacks and grabbed some individually packaged instant glutinous rice balls and stuffed them into the bag:

"Swiss rolls are for my wife. If you want to eat them, you can leave a box."

"Okay sir, I guarantee it will be delivered."

After Mu Guiying carried the Swiss away, Li Yu wandered to the scenic spot with questions in his head, wondering what happened to Liu Bei.

If Jiutian Xuannv is really up to something, then we will completely break up with her.

Arriving within the scope of the statue, the empress spoke:

"There is something wrong with Liu Bei's schedule, so I asked Guiying to come to you to discuss it."

situation? discuss?

It doesn't seem to be anything important.

Li Yu came to the steps of the statue and sat down, tore open a ready-to-eat glutinous rice ball and said:

"What's up?"

"They happened to be looking for a bride, and the hydrangea flew into Xuande's arms. Now that family wants Liu Bei to stay and get married, and they will stay for the first half of the year to inherit the family business."

Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

The last time the blue-eyed boy planned to use a beauty trick on the emperor's uncle, he lost his wife and lost his army. Why is he still using this outdated strategy now?

You don't need to ask to know that this Nine Heavens Mysterious Girl did this deliberately to stop Liu Bei's progress.

It seems that she is also afraid of being questioned face to face by the emperor of the world. Now that she knows, why is she still obsessed with it and has to go all the way to the dark side?

"This stuff is quite delicious. Buy me a box next time."

Like a foodie, I can't resist all kinds of desserts.

This also shows that sugar was a scarce commodity in ancient times, and it was also rare among the gods.

Li Yu said:

"It tastes better if you chill it and eat it... What are your plans? Can't Xuande just walk away?"

"Forcibly splitting it apart will damage Xuande's marriage, but if we don't split it, it will definitely delay the trip, so I want to ask you what you think."

My idea is to directly scold Xuannv and I will be your ancestor!

What the hell, the goddess in charge of war, not to mention opening up territories and conquering cities, doing these messy tricks every day, China is really unlucky to have gods like you.

Li Yu cursed a few words angrily in his heart, and then said:

"Let's just tear it down. A majestic emperor can marry whoever he wants. What do you think of Xuande? It doesn't matter if you compromise your marriage. The worst thing you can do is find Xuande a wife from another world. He is an emperor, so why worry about marriage?"

The empress smiled:

"Don't get excited. I have my own position. I'm just impatient... Besides, this is not a bad thing for Xuande. The more you experience it, the more you can temper your mind."

So you didn't stop it, right?

Li Yuzheng muttered, and suddenly a picture appeared in his mind, and it was Liu Guanzhang who appeared in it.

"I will share the picture of that world with you. If Xuande shows signs of losing his mind, I will stop him. If not, I will see how he handles it first."

Wow, isn’t this a live broadcast across time and space?

Unfortunately, it can only be shared directly into the mind within a range of 500 meters around the statue. It would be perfect if it could be shared on a monitor or screen. Everyone can watch the live TV broadcast of the world in the book every day.

Then pull a network cable and play it online, and you can make a lot of money!

Just as she was thinking about it, the empress suddenly lost her mind:

"I expended my divine power to share the picture with you, brat, you actually want to make money?"

Ahem, that's what I thought... Li Yu put his thoughts away and watched the pictures in his mind.

The three brothers Liu, Guan, and Zhang were standing at the door of a magnificent mansion, surrounded by people eating melons. Xuande held the hydrangea in his hand and was saluting a man dressed as a butler:

"Please forgive me, this man. I was just passing by. I didn't know that your house was throwing hydrangeas to attract brides, and I didn't expect that the hydrangeas would fly into your arms... I have something important to do and need to leave immediately. Please forgive me."

Liu Bei's mind is now occupied with confronting the Nine Heavens Mysterious Lady, and the whole of China is waiting for his rescue, but he has no intention of recruiting a bride.

Zhang Fei crossed his arms with a smirk on his face, looking like he was watching the fun, while Guan Yu frowned, probably thinking about why such a coincidence happened.

Liu Bei thought he could leave after explaining clearly. Unexpectedly, the housekeeper said indifferently:

"If you take the hydrangea, you have to marry our young lady. If you don't marry, it will be an insult to the Chen family. I will not let you go."

Liu Bei cupped his hands and said politely:

"I really can't accept your kindness. I have to rush on the road now. Please forgive me."

He was too lazy to negotiate anymore and planned to leave quickly, lest more and more people watch the fun and he would be unable to leave even if he wanted to.

But the more Liu Bei gave in, the more unwilling the steward became:

"No matter what you say today, you must be the son-in-law of our Chen family, otherwise you won't be able to bear the consequences... Let me tell you, our master has a bad temper. If you offend him, you three will be worse than dead."

Upon hearing this, Mr. Guan raised his eyebrows:

"How can life be worse than death? Don't your Chen family have any royal laws to teach?"

The housekeeper did not answer, but grabbed Liu Bei's arm and dragged him through the door, ready to drag him in before talking. But as soon as he made a move, Lao Guan's temper rose. He raised his big hand like a cattail leaf fan and slapped him.

The housekeeper immediately flew out and fell heavily to the ground. Before he could open his mouth and remember to speak, he spit out a large mouthful of blood. There were several teeth in the blood.

After the beating, Guan Yu stepped on the butler's chest again, then looked up at the sky, and gradually put more force on his feet.

He had already guessed that this might be the work of gods, so he took action directly to see how the gods behind the scenes would react.

Zhang Fei stopped watching the excitement now and squatted aside, patting the butler's face with interest:

"Are you still forcing us to get married?"

"Heroes, spare their lives, heroes, spare their lives!"

The housekeeper begged for mercy vaguely, but Zhang Fei refused to let him have his wish:

"Ask you, are you still forcing us to get married?"

"It can't be done. Please spare my life, hero!"

Li Yu blinked. Unexpectedly, Guan Yu solved the problem that troubled Liu Bei. He asked curiously:

"Is this really the arrangement of the Nine Heavens Profound Girl?"

"No, I just deduced that it is a god named Chen Tuan who is causing trouble... The Mr. Chen the butler is talking about should be Chen Tuan."

Good guy, isn't this the immortal who saved the lives of Yue Fei and his son in the biography of Yue Quan? I didn't expect that he would also end up.

Now Water Margin says that the world of Yue is really getting more and more chaotic.

The empress made another deduction:

"The marriage has been broken. It seems that someone noticed my deduction and stopped immediately. I don't know whether it was Zhunti or Ran Deng... Instead of laying out the world of the gods, I came here to cause trouble. I'm looking for death!"

Li Yu asked:

"What to do next?"

"Yue Lao randomly picked up the thread, and I have punished him to shut up and think about his past for a thousand years."

Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Isn’t it from Ran Deng or Zhunti? What does Penalty Lao do?

"The purpose of punishing him is to prevent others from interfering with the world in the book through Yue Lao. Yue Lao can also take a break and no longer has to deal with these human relations all day long. By the way, he can use this incident to hit the gods in heaven to prevent them from continuing to end up. Interfering in the human world.”

In the picture, the three brothers were holding the horses and were about to leave when the door opened and an old man on crutches came out:

"Why do you have to go against nature?"

Liu Bei had already reacted at this time:

"I just want to protect the human race. If you are an immortal who grew up in the human world, please don't continue to be a lackey in the heaven. If you are not an immortal in the human world, you will go back wherever you came from. You are not welcome in the human world!"

After saying that, he turned over gracefully and rode on the white horse sent by Chai Jin, and flew away with Guan Yu, leaving the old man with a stunned look on his face.

When they left, the splendid courtyard was gone, the housekeeper lying on the ground wailing was no longer there, and even the melon-eating people who had watched before were nowhere to be found.

Only the old man stood there with a cane, and finally bowed his hands respectfully to the sky:

"Thank you very much for not killing me. I just want to repay the favor. This matter is over. I will punish you by being shut up for thousands of years. Please forgive me."

After saying that, the old man disappeared.

The empress cut off the video screen and laughed:

"This Chen Tuan is very smart. He knew it was not easy to get involved, so he ran away quickly."

Li Yu also laughed, but quickly reacted:

"Mom, were you really ready to kill him just now?"

"If he dares to stop him again, the name Chen Tuan will be removed from the Three Realms... Xuande is now my disciple and he is the emperor of the world. It is normal for me to protect him."

When Chen Tuan came out, he obviously held back his ultimate move, but after being scolded by Liu Bei, he actually turned off the engine. It turned out that he noticed that the empress had turned on the fire control radar...

It is estimated that if the entanglement continues, the wonders of the Tianmen Formation will be staged again.

Li Yu ate an instant glutinous rice ball to calm down his shock. He felt that a world with gods was really troublesome, and the real world was better without all the dirty things that gods were talking about.

After finishing the business, the empress tasted all the snacks and continued to watch dramas. Li Yu returned to the B\u0026B and sent a message to Zhou Ruotong:

"I almost saw my empress destroying the gods just now. I need a kiss to calm my mood."

Professor Zhou immediately made a voice call:

"what's the situation?"

Li Yu briefly told what happened just now, and then sighed:

"I didn't expect the fight between gods to be so simple and crude. Wife, are you home?"

"When we got home, Xiaochan finished her rice noodles and invited her classmates from the cram school to drink milk tea. They established an initial friendship, which was great. I was afraid that she would resist this society and not dare to take this step."

The little girl was a master at executing serial schemes back then. She had two businesses online, so it was no problem to become friends.

But she can take the initiative to make friends, which is a good thing and the first step to integrate into society.

Li Yu said:

"It's all because of Tong Baobao's good teachings. He is the backbone of our family, the head of the family, and the real helmsman of the B\u0026B."

"Stop hating me. I just bought a copy of "The Encyclopedia of Torture through the Ages" today. You can look forward to it."

Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Good guy, are you really planning to take the path of military unification?

Thinking of Professor Zhou wearing high-heeled patent leather clothes and holding a whip, Li Yu shuddered. In order to prevent Professor Zhou from really focusing on this aspect, he hurriedly said:

"Daughter-in-law, the prisoner Guo Jia is worried about punishment methods. Can you give me this book? I can give it to Guo Jia so that he will not only worry about smoking, drinking and visiting brothels."

When Zhou Ruotong heard that it was serious business, he had no objection:

"Okay, I'll take it to the work tomorrow, so you can take it with you when you come to the meeting."

After hanging up the phone, Li Yu sent another message and chatted with Diao Chan for a while.

"It feels amazing to be with peers. Everyone chats and complains about math problems and English listening. It's so fun."

After receiving the news from Li Yu, the little girl excitedly shared her feelings today.

Li Yu said:

"It's good to meet some classmates and friends. Just now your sister Zhou praised you for being brave enough to take the first step."

Diao Chan stuck out her tongue and replied:

"I'd like to trouble Sister Zhou to make a special trip to pick her up. I'm going through a lot of stress."

"It's okay. She's worried about you too. You can continue studying and I'll play games for a while."

"Okay sir, I'm going to study."

After finishing the chat, Li Yu turned on the computer and did not click on the game. Instead, he looked at Liu Guanzhang's itinerary, and by the way looked at the representatives of the Water Margin.

According to the current plot, Song Jiang has been sentenced to death because of his anti-poetry and because Huang Wenbing saw through the fake letters forged by Xiao Rang and Jin Dajian.

Next is the famous scene of Jiangzhou Tribulation Court.

Unfortunately, Qilin Village is too far away from Jiangzhou, and our own forces cannot intervene. Otherwise, we would send a group of people to Jiangzhou to complete the unfinished business for the government, kill Song Jiang, and give Jiutian Xuannv a little surprise.

However, there will be many opportunities in the future. As long as Liangshan continues to follow the plot, there will be many surprises, many gifts, and promotions such as getting one for every ten.

Well, every time you kill ten Liangshan thieves, you will kill one more to help Xuannv fill up your performance!

The next morning, Li Yu drove a Maxa Rayta Yue to the archaeological team and walked into Professor Zhou's office holding a thermos cup:

"This is a hot drink made from chestnuts. Try it and see if you like it."

The stinky guy is really becoming more and more considerate... Zhou Ruotong took it, unscrewed the lid and smelled:

"It smells great, thank you."

"You're welcome, just pinch me twice less next time."

Li Yu lifted up her clothes to let Professor Zhou admire her masterpiece, and then talked about the scene relayed by the empress:

"I never thought I could play like this. Saint is really extraordinary."

Zhou Ruotong took a sip of the hot drink with some longing:

"I don't know if I'll have a chance to see it. It feels so magical."

"You are the daughter-in-law appointed by the empress. This small request is nothing. I will tell the empress when I get back later and let you see Guiying dominating in Muke Village, or during the Yin and Shang Dynasties. social scene.”

When Zhou Ruotong heard this, he stood up and kissed Li Yu on the face:

"Thank you bad guy!"

You actually kissed me without permission. You can't suffer a loss... As soon as Li Yu was about to kiss me back, Pang Donghai walked in with a document:

"Hey, Xiao Li is here too... Ruotong, your Oracle paper has passed the preliminary review. It's hard to say whether it will pass the subsequent review."

He put down the document, complained about Oracle's review standards, and left.

Li Yu was still waiting to make money by translating oracle bone inscriptions. Hearing what Pang Donghai meant, he seemed a bit pessimistic and couldn't help but mutter:

"Damn, these experts are so indifferent. They are obviously right, but they have to find fault with the eggs."

Zhou Ruotong was very calm:

"This type of paper is inherently troublesome. Anyway, I have already mastered the meaning of all the oracle bones. I can take my time and don't rush."

The two chatted for a while, and when it was almost time, they went to the conference room together.

At noon, Li Yu drove Zhou Ruotong and Diao Chan to meet up, had a hot pot meal together, then bought a cup of milk tea and returned to the scenic spot, where he chatted with the empress about his request to watch the world in the book live:

"This is the first time your daughter-in-law has made a request. You won't refuse, right?"

The empress said:

"Xiao Zhou just comes to me if you want to see her. Even if I reject you, I won't reject her."

Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Did you pick it up with me?

After finalizing the matter, Li Yu returned to the B\u0026B with a piece of gold. According to Professor Zhou's instructions, he went to Jin Mantang to exchange it for some money.

"Brother, why don't you come here often recently?"

"Change your career, wash your hands in a golden basin after selling out."

Jin Mantang looked at the luxury car at the door and asked curiously:

"Have you earned enough?"

"That's not true. I just found a more profitable way."

Lao Jin became interested as soon as he heard this:

"What kind of connection? Introduce it to my brother, and we can make money together."

"If your conditions are not good enough, you can't make this money."

"What kind of business is so mysterious and you still choose people?"

Li Yu pointed to the car at the door:

"I have been with a rich woman recently. This is a gift I bought for me. Lao Jin, do you think you can eat this bowl of rice?"

Jin Mantang: "..."

Damn it, you said opening a company and running a business are not so irritating!

After bidding farewell to Lao Jin, Li Yu did not go back directly. Instead, he ran to Longqi Mountain and chatted with Lin Hongqi about the management of the scenic spot. He also took the cable car to the top of the mountain and worshiped the good luck cat to increase his good luck again.

After coming out of the small temple on the top of the mountain, Li Yu was about to go down the mountain when he saw Brother Dao sneaking out of the grass. One person and one dog looked like a couple who caught each other cheating. They were stunned on the spot and looked at each other speechlessly.

Li Yu was still thick-skinned. He walked over with a smile and rubbed Brother Dao's head:

"What a coincidence. It's not easy to come all the way here. How about taking a car back together later?"

Brother Dao nuzzled him, walked into the small temple, and squatted down in front of the cat statue. He neither whined nor barked, which made Li Yu, who was watching the excitement, a little confused. clue.

Damn, I thought this meeting between a dog and a cat would be lively, but I didn’t expect it to be so quiet.

A vendor selling couple locks and incense supplies at the top of the mountain said:

"Do you know this dog? He comes here often and likes to ride on cable cars. He is very well-behaved and does not bite. He also knows how to pose for photos with tourists. He is very popular."

Oh, are you the pet of Fengming Valley or the mascot of Longqishan?

Gouzi, it’s not good for you to betray the revolution like this!

Li Yu planned to have a good chat with this guy at night to let him figure out his position. Just as he was thinking about it, he saw Brother Dao walking out of the small temple, obviously not very interested.

"What's wrong with this? Haven't you ever scolded it?"

Li Yu put his arms around Brother Dao's neck and asked. Unexpectedly, Brother Dao got directly into his arms and let out a sad whimper, like a child asking for comfort.

"what's the situation?"

Thinking that dogs and cats are often used on the Internet to distinguish dogs from cats, Li Yu asked casually:

"Did something happen to the dog?"

He was just joking casually to make Gouzi happy. Unexpectedly, Brother Dao really nodded when he heard this.

Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

My God, are you really a dog?

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Sorry, brothers, this is the first update today. From New Year's Eve to now, there have been non-stop fireworks and firecrackers here. The neighbors all want to spend the New Year in poverty. As a result, I don't get enough sleep and I keep typing during the day. I'm sleepy...I'll update one chapter today to make adjustments, and resume two updates tomorrow. I'm really sorry, so I bow and apologize!