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Chapter 17 Lu Bu really...can't carry him! 【Ask for monthly ticket】

"Isn't this guy Lu Bu going to sleep?"

Li Yu muttered and sat up and rubbed his eyes, realizing that it was only six o'clock in the morning and it was not yet bright outside.

Just give him a key to the door tomorrow. Otherwise, if this continues, the newly installed large wooden door will probably fall apart soon.

After getting out of bed and getting dressed, Li Yu came outside and saw Brother Dao sleeping with his arms around a stuffed dolphin, yawning again and again, and was obviously woken up.

"You go on sleeping, I'll go down and take a look."

After saying that, he went down the stairs, walked through the living room and walked to the courtyard. Just as he was about to open the door, a head wearing a golden crown suddenly poked out from the wall not far away:

"Ha, my good brother finally woke up from his sleep, so I won't climb over the wall."

Opening the door, Lu Bu walked in with a smile on his face and seemed to be in a good mood.

Li Yu asked curiously:

"Brother, is there any happy event for coming here so early in the morning?"

Lu Bu waved his hand:

"We can't talk about happy things. We just found Jia Xu. The little old man didn't want to come to our military camp, so he was carried by my brother through the streets and alleys and thrown into the military camp."

Li Yu was still a little awake at first, but when he heard these words, he suddenly became excited.

Brother, you are really an old man who hanged yourself - you don't want to live anymore.

Who is Jia Xu?

He was a famous poisonous person in the history of the Three Kingdoms and even China. Especially when it came to his own life, he had no bottom line.

For example, after Dong Zhuo's death, Wang Yun refused to pardon the Xiliang army, and the soldiers planned to separate their luggage and flee for their lives.

Jia Xu stood up and in a few words gathered the Xiliang defeated soldiers and attacked Chang'an.

Not only did they capture Chang'an, they also forced Wang Yun to death, forced Lu Bu away, and took control of the court. The entire land of Sanqin was almost depopulated by this group of people.

The reason why Jia Xu made plans to gather the defeated troops was just because he was worried that his own safety would be affected after the Xiliang army was disbanded.

For his own safety, the land of Sanqin has been disturbed. How dare you drag such a person through the streets and alleys, and then come over to show off...

I have a pen and paper, why don't you write a last message first?

At this time, Li Yu deeply understood Chen Gong's difficulties. If he had the opportunity to get to know him later, he would have a few toasts.

This guy Lu Bu... is really difficult to lead.

"Why does my dear brother look like this?"

Lu Bu had doubts on his face, and his bright eyes shone with wisdom.

Li Yu sighed:

"You go back and quickly confess your mistake to Jia Xu. His title of poisonous warrior is not an exaggeration, but a fact... Maybe he is planning how to kill you now."

Lu Bu looked unbelieving:

"Can it be so mysterious?"

Li Yu pinched his eyebrows and briefly told him about Jia Xu's highlight moments.

In addition to planning the Xiliang Army rebellion, Jia Xu also assisted Zhang Xiu in fighting Cao Cao. In one battle, he killed Cao Cao's carefully trained successor, causing his biggest loss since his debut and indirectly creating conditions for the Sima family to ascend to power.

It can be said that in this battle, Jia Xu directly changed the historical process of the entire Three Kingdoms.

In addition, Jia Xu effortlessly alienated Ma Chao and Han Sui's Xiliang coalition forces, and with a single word, Cao Cao was transferred to Cao Pi.

Who dares to offend such a person?

Lu Bu frowned when he heard this. Just when Li Yu thought he had heard it, the guy suddenly said:

"You said Cao Ah Man failed because he was greedy for the Zou family's beauty? Drinking and sex is indeed the hero's grave... My dear brother advises me like this. I can't repay my brother. If I meet that Zou family again, I will kidnap him and offer him to my dear brother!"

Okay, okay... No, if I say so much, you will remember Zou, right?

Li Yu turned on the faucet in the yard and washed his face with cold water to calm down.

While wiping his face, he asked thoughtfully:

"How old is Jia Xu now?"

Lu Bu was studying the vermicelli delivered yesterday. He took out one, put it in his mouth and chewed:

"More than forty years old, dark and thin, more than ten years older than my brother... It was indeed rude to invite him to the military camp before. What should I do, dear brother?"

Li Yu thought for a while and said:

"You can worship him as your teacher, be more sincere, ask for more advice, and let him think favorably of you. If you can do this, you won't make the same mistakes again."

The reason why Lu Bu has a bad reputation is not only because he is impulsive and brainless, but also because he died early.

If he survives the princes of the same period, his reputation will definitely change a lot, and he will not become the background of those generals.

Before Lu Bu died, the generals only dared to fight in groups when they saw him.

And after Lu Bu died, these generals always boasted about their courage.

Even Mr. Guan only saw everyone after Lu Bu's death as a traitor and didn't take anyone seriously.

"If Jia Xu is really talented, it wouldn't be a bad idea to take him as a disciple as a brother, but how can we show sincerity?"

Lu Bu didn't mind the cold either, so he sat down on the stone bench in the yard, his face full of distress.

Li Yu has no clue about this matter. It is an old routine to plead guilty, and Jia Xu may not like it. Self-harm behavior such as writing a blood letter is probably a demerit for Jia Xu.

While he was thinking, Li Yu saw the vermicelli piled next to him and suddenly had an idea:

"You can make him something to eat with your own hands, such as making hot and sour noodles with vermicelli. Maybe it will really impress him."

"Hot and sour noodles? What is that?"

"It's easy to learn how to eat something."

Now that I can't go upstairs to sleep anymore, I might as well prepare breakfast and teach Lu Bu how to make hot and sour noodles. When he goes back and makes a bowl himself, maybe he can really impress Lao Jia.

Well, Jia Xu is from Wuwei, so he should be interested in spicy and sour food.

Even if he is not interested, he can still ask Lu Bu to show him modern technology. The smarter the person, the more curious he will be. I don't believe he will be indifferent to drones and tablet computers.

When he came to the kitchen, he took out a package of wholesale Baiji bun cakes from the freezer.

It’s not easy to feel full if you eat hot and sour noodles alone, so it’s best to pair it with other staple foods.

I was anxious to teach Lu Bu today, but I didn't have time to make sesame seed cakes, so I had to make do with Bai Ji bun cake base first.

The cake base is frozen and cannot be eaten directly. It must be baked in the oven first so that it can be crispy on the outside and soft on the inside and have a chewy texture.

Li Yu originally thought that baking two pancakes would be enough, but when he turned around and saw Lu Bu's iron tower-like body, he simply placed the entire package in the oven.

There is a big eater here, and there won’t be enough food without it.

"Brother, what are these...?"

Lu Bu was like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, interested in everything in the kitchen.

"This is a steaming and grilling machine, this is a gas stove, this is a range hood, this is a faucet, this is a stainless steel sink, this is a gas tank..."

Li Yu briefly introduced the kitchen, then brought some vermicelli and soaked it in warm water.

Before cooking the vermicelli, it is best to soak it first. This will not only wash away the dust on the surface, but also prevent the vermicelli from forming a hard core.

He explained as he worked.

But Lu Bu still couldn't listen and was only interested in the equipment in the kitchen:

"How can a mere cooking place be so magical?"

The preparation of hot and sour noodles is relatively simple. It is nothing more than boiling the noodles and putting them in a bowl, adding some of the original soup for cooking the noodles.

Then according to personal taste, just add some chili oil, lard, salt, MSG, balsamic vinegar, pepper, peanuts, coriander segments, minced chives, minced garlic and other ingredients. It is easier to get started.

It's a pity that I don't have pork bone stock at home, otherwise the hot and sour noodles would be more delicious.

While Li Yu was teaching Lu Bu, he was thinking about buying some pork tube bones and boiling them a little, which would be more convenient when using them.

Worried that the noodles would not be enough to eat, he directly cooked a small pot of vermicelli for Lu Bu.

"How can this thing be so sour and tempting?"

Lu Bu held the stainless steel basin, not afraid of the heat, and took a sip of the soup along the edge of the basin. The sour and spicy taste instantly ignited the appetite of the God of War of the Three Kingdoms.

Soon the white buns were baked. Li Yu fried a few eggs and put them into the cakes, and he and Lu Bu had breakfast in the restaurant.

“It’s so sour, spicy and smooth, it won my heart!”

Lu Bu was yelling after eating, and Li Yu took the opportunity to teach him some tips on cooking hot and sour noodles.

"It's a pity that there is no pot at my brother's place. It is not easy to boil water in the big cauldron used in the military camp. It is not easy to cook rice noodles."

Upon hearing this, Li Yu pointed in the direction of the kitchen:

"Then take my pot away. The vermicelli outside is also prepared for you. You can carry a bag over later and deal with Jia Xu first. With his help, you can gain a foothold in the late Han Dynasty."

"Okay, brother, I will listen to you!"

After sucking up the full bowl of vermicelli, Lu Bu wiped the sweat off his face, picked up the bowl again, drank tons of the hot and sour soup in one gulp, and then patted his belly to show that he was satisfied.

He didn't stay too long, and returned to the world of the Three Kingdoms happily with a double-eared iron pot and a large bag of condiments needed to make hot and sour noodles in one hand, and a large bag of vermicelli in the other.

Li Yu watched the figure of the God of War of the Three Kingdoms disappear into the air. Thinking of buying various utensils and equipment, he couldn't help but sigh:

"Why did my nice B\u0026B become the Three Kingdoms Office?"

He made some food for Brother Dao, tidied up the kitchen, and was just about to check out his phone for a while when he realized that Zhou Ruotong had actually promoted the B\u0026B in his circle of friends.

"Ha, I just said that micro-business is contagious, right?"

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Asking for a monthly ticket!