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Chapter 168 Lu Bu: Be an exquisite pig boy! 【Ask for monthly ticket】

"Xun Wenruo has led the entire Xun family and moved his family to Jizhou."

Since obtaining the list of talents in the late Han Dynasty, Lu Bu and Jia Xu began to sort out the important talents in the early Three Kingdoms period, among which the Xun family of Yingchuan was the main target of attention.

Xun Yu once served as the palace guard in Luoyang. He was a minor official under the Shaofu who was in charge of paper, pen, ink, sealing and other items.

After Dong Zhuo came to power, he was keenly aware of the turmoil in the DPRK, so he hurriedly left Luoyang and led the entire Yingchuan Xun family to Hebei for refuge.

Fortunately, he left early, otherwise the drama of Lu Bu riding his horse to snatch Jia Xu would most likely happen again.

In "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Xun Yu appeared very late. He only appeared in Yanzhou before Cao Cao was preparing to massacre the city in Xuzhou, and defected to Cao Cao with his nephew Xun You.

If you can ask him to come out in advance now, it will be much easier than poaching later.

However, this simplicity is also relative. Xun Yu ran away like a frightened rabbit when Dong Zhuo took power. It should be very difficult to get him to come back and plan to kill Dong Zhuo.

I have to discuss it with Jia Xu first to see if he has any good suggestions.

Lu Bu looked like he was possessed by Song Gongming and asked:

"My dear brother, why don't we follow Liang Shan's example and come up with a conspiracy to win over Xun Wenruo and make plans together!"

Li Yu: "..."

Let me just say that you shouldn't be allowed to watch "Water Margin".

The good-looking Lu Wenhou gradually turned into the shape of Song Sanlang.

If you use Liangshan's tricks to make money, do you believe that this guy can hide directly in Lake Baikal?

He said to Lu Bu:

"We are not bandits. There is no need to use those dirty tricks. We should listen to Mr. Wenhe's idea. He should have a way."

In fact, there is another strategy, which is to use the young emperor Liu Xie to get a batch of blank edicts, and Jia Xu will fill in the names of the talents he likes, which will most likely deceive people.

But doing so can easily make it difficult for Liu Xie to protect himself.

Now the little guy is surrounded by not only people arranged by Jia Xu, but also people from Dong Zhuo, people from the gentry, people from the princes, and even double agents, triple agents, etc.

In this case, it would be better for Liu Xie to maintain the image of a child who is harmless to humans and animals.

After the Bingzhou Army arrives in Chang'an and takes over the palace guard work, it will not be too late to consider pushing the little guy to the stage.

Thinking of this, Li Yu went back to the room and took the men's perfume that came with the facial cleanser he bought last time:

"I heard that Xun Yu likes to make himself smell good. He probably likes men's perfume. You can try this aspect."

Men's Fragrance?

It matches my noble temperament at first glance... Lu Bu quickly pulled a wet wipe from the table, quickly wiped the grease off his hands, and held the perfume with both hands.

He first pulled off the bottle cap, lowered his head and smelled it, with excitement on his face:

"Brother, how should I use this thing?"

Damn, I forgot that this guy is a delicate pig boy. Last time I saw a facial mask, I couldn’t wait to apply it on my face. This time I encountered perfume, I will definitely not let it go.

Li Yu took the bottle, took two steps back, and sprayed it on his body twice quickly:

"You can't have too much perfume, just a little bit of flavor, so that it smells elegant. If it's strong and pungent, it's too much."

Lu Bu stared at Li Yu intently and asked his own question:

"Spray from the left armpit to the right armpit? Is that okay? Wouldn't it look too stingy?"

Do you think it's toilet water?

Eh? You can get some toilet water later. This is not only cheap, but it can also repel mosquitoes. It is durable and much better than expensive men's perfumes that are less abundant.

I just don’t know if handsome guy Xun will collapse when he finds out that the expensive perfume he wears only costs a few dollars a bottle.

Lu Bu tried it on himself, then lowered his head and smelled:

"The fragrance is indeed not that strong, it's quite comfortable. Do you still have any, dear brother? If so, I'd like a bottle for my brother. I don't have perfume when I go into battle to kill enemies. I always feel like something is missing..."

Aren't you afraid that Chitu Ma won't be able to stand the taste?

Li Yu took out his mobile phone and bought several bottles of cologne online:

"You can use this bottle first, and you can try it again in a few days when the new one arrives."

Now the Bingzhou Army is acting as a defeated general who has withdrawn from a defeated battle to repair. Even if he wants to recruit Xun Yu, he can't be too showy recently. At least he has to wait until Dong Zhuo leaves Hulao Pass.

Except for Xun Yu, other counselors should be looking for it.

The information given by Zhou Ruotong and her uncle is quite comprehensive in the analysis of counselors. I hope Jia Xu can use it flexibly to catch all the talents of the Three Kingdoms as soon as possible.

After Lu Bu studied the perfume, he shamelessly took all Li Yu's facial cleanser, toner and other toiletries as his own, and packed them into his bag as if they were treasures, as if he wanted to lead the new fashion trend of the Three Kingdoms.

"It's a pity that you can't cut your hair. Otherwise, if you change your hair style and stand on the battlefield, you should be more eye-catching."

Then why not dye your hair, debut in the Three Kingdoms with a killer look, bring a bag of cement with you to the war, and directly kill all the hostile forces... Li Yu silently complained, and thought of something serious:

"Have you paid homage to Mother Lishan?"

"Goodbye. Mr. Wen He also urged me to bathe and change clothes, and pray sincerely, but there was no response at all after working for a long time... Is it possible that I really want to be sisters with Guiying?"

Don't go to extremes, you guy.

What if we become sisters but the empress still hasn't shown her spirit? It will be in vain.

Li Yu planned to ask Mu Guiying. Although this crazy girl has been out of shape all day, she was brought up by the empress after all, so she should know the ropes in this area.

It's a pity that Marshal Mu's plot can't end in a short time, otherwise when she becomes a god, we will have our own people in heaven.

Even if it doesn't affect the real world, it can at least intervene in other worlds and provide other administrators with the help they can.

Not long after, Zhang Guoan delivered the roast chickens, packed in more than a dozen cartons, about three to four hundred.

"I said I had to finish everything, but the store owner thought I was just looking for trouble."

This kind of time-honored store has a lot of repeat customers, and the quantity it makes every day is almost the same. Now Zhang Guoan directly buys out all the roast chicken that others have made, which is really surprising.

Seeing the roasted chicken, Lu Bu picked one up without saying a word, unscrewed the chicken thigh and took a bite:

"Oh, this tastes really different, it's just delicious."

Nonsense. In those days, the Beijing-Shanghai Line had Dezhou Braised Chicken and the Beijing-Guangzhou Line had Daokou Roast Chicken. They were both famous. Whenever a train stopped in Yinzhou, the vendors on the platform would start selling the roast chicken along the train windows. .

Passengers who are not short of money can buy one and the whole carriage will be filled with fragrance.

Zhang Guoan unloaded the roasted chicken and drove away. Lu Bu showed off half of the roasted chicken, took his perfume, facial cleanser and other items, and hurried back to the world of the Three Kingdoms.

Within two minutes, I came back with the electric fifth wheel to cook the roast chicken.

"When Wei Xu heard that there was still roast chicken, he was so happy that he couldn't sleep. He is sitting at the gate of the camp eating the remaining half of the chicken."

When Chang'an City settles down in the future, Sun Facai can open a Daokou roast chicken restaurant, which will not only comfort his homesickness, but also improve the lives of the soldiers from time to time.

I just don’t know if the roast chicken produced in the Three Kingdoms World is as delicious as here without all the ingredients.

After seeing Lu Bu off, Li Yu returned to the study, pulled out "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" from the bookshelf, and read it carefully.

In 192, Dong Zhuo wanted to depose the emperor and proclaim himself emperor in Chang'an, but was dissuaded by Cai Yong and continued to serve as grand master.

At this time, the leader of the noble clan was always Cai Yong. He relied on Dong Zhuo's worship to protect many courtiers. At the same time, Wang Yun was intensively planning a beauty trap.

It stands to reason that both of them are leaders of the noble clan and should work together.

However, no matter how Wang Yun knelt and licked him, or how much he deliberately tried to please him, Dong Zhuo still liked Cai Yong more, even though Cai Yong usually didn't give him a good look.

It's true that "the one who can't get it is in commotion, and the one who is favored is confident"... This plot gave Li Yu the feeling of reading a romance novel.

The second female lead tries her best to please the boss, but the boss prefers the cold goddess.

It fully proves the emotional law of "people who treat you like a dog licker will also be a dog licker in front of others".

After Dong Zhuo's death, the aloof goddess Cai Yong remembered her past friendship and cried sadly. Wang Yun seized the opportunity and was imprisoned, and killed two nobles who interceded for Cai Yong.

Okay, it’s time to turn to the heroine’s revenge scene again... Li Yu was just thinking about the female protagonist’s plot when Diao Chan brought over a box of snacks:

"Sir, sir, Sister Zhou just hired an errand to deliver snacks. She said they were freshly baked. I secretly tasted one. It tasted super good..."

Li Yu raised his head and saw that the box contained snacks such as Mi San Dao, and he was a little curious:

"Why did you suddenly think of sending food?"

If you hire someone to deliver it from the city, you can buy dozens of boxes for the errand fee, right?

Oh, what a wasteful bitch who can't live a good life.

Diao Chan puffed up her cheeks and whispered:

"I just forwarded the recipe for traditional Chinese New Year snacks in my circle of friends and said I wanted to try them. Then Sister Zhou spent money to buy them for me... Sir, you should try them too, they are delicious."

The girl picked up a piece of honey and put it into Li Yu's mouth. She also picked up a glutinous rice stick with sugar on the surface and tasted it:

"Yeah, this is delicious, but it's a pity that you can't eat more, or you will gain weight."

Li Yu chewed the honey sandao in his mouth. Except that the sugar juice inside was too sweet, everything else was good.

He ate one piece and stopped eating, but continued to watch "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

Diao Chan sat down, picked up a piece of mung bean cake and took a bite:

"Sir, are you ready to stir up trouble in the Three Kingdoms?"

Li Yu originally wanted to hide it from her, but he felt that as a member of the B\u0026B, Diao Chan should have the right to know:

"Xiao Chan, if one day they kill Wang Yun, I hope you won't blame everyone. I have been trying my best to avoid conflicts with Wang Situ, but the Wang family is so domineering, sooner or later they will be dealt with."

Among our own troops, although Cai Yong and his daughter have a high status, they have always been honest and have never been domineering.

As a modern man, Sun Facai was a bit profligate, but he never bullied anyone.

Lu Bu has always abided by the rules. In the original work, after he killed Dong Zhuo, his prestige in the army was at its peak, and he was actually able to compete with Wang Yun.

However, he always believed that he should not take matters into his own hands. He suggested several times that Wang Yun pardon the Xiliang army. Wang Yun refused to listen, and Lu Bu stopped insisting.

As for Jia Xu, not to mention domineering, he usually walks close to the wall for fear of being noticed.

When such a group of people get together and meet the domineering Wang Yun, it will definitely be a fight between fire and water.

After Diao Chan listened to Li Yu's words, she was silent for a long time and then said:

"Diao Chan in the Three Kingdoms world is dead, and now there is only Xiao Chan who is attached to your husband... No matter what your husband decides, I will not object to it."

After saying this, the girl thought of something and quickly made a patch:

"But you can't drive me away!"

Li Yu pinched a piece of honey and fed it to the girl's mouth:

"Don't worry about gains and losses. I will support you for the rest of your life and do what you say... Go and write a composition of no less than 500 words on the topic of going to the market. You can choose your own title."

I feel that my husband's words are sweeter than Mi San Dao... Although she was assigned homework, the little girl had a happy face and went to write the essay happily.

Li Yu continued to study "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". Although our intelligence is not as good as the counselors in the book, we still need to think about it.

In the evening, Diao Chan got full marks for her essay as expected, and Li Yu also finished reading the plot of the assassination of Dong Zhuo.

After arriving in Chang'an, Dong Zhuo was actually very careful. Even when he went to court, he brought troops with him. Every time he went out, the army cleared the way. It was not easy to assassinate him.

While others were still thinking about using knives and guns, Wang Yun figured out an advanced strategy to dismantle the fortress from within.

However, the little girl has been abducted into the real world, so the honey trap cannot be carried out.

Li Yu planned to remind Lu Bu next time to pull Li Su into his own camp first. In the original work, it was Li Su's help that led to the success of the assassination. If he wanted to kill Dong Zhuo this time, he would naturally have to drag him along to increase his chances of winning in metaphysics.

The next day, Wang Chunxi led the construction team over.

After surveying and mapping, the road was leveled and the location of the cable bridge was selected.

According to Wang Chunxi's idea, the rope bridge can be pulled directly from the observation deck to the opposite side.

But considering that the vault is under the observation deck and the B\u0026B is not suitable for bustling tourists, Li Yu settled on the open space on the right side of the gate.

This location is close to the B\u0026B, but not next to it. Tourists can come in and visit, or follow the plank road at the door to Longwang Village, which has a relatively high degree of freedom.

Moreover, the business of the B\u0026B will not be affected during the construction process, so it can serve multiple purposes with one stone.

In the open space next to the B\u0026B, the construction of the warehouse is also in progress.

The ground trench is dug, the tamping machine starts hammering repeatedly, then the steel bars are tied, and the concrete is poured. By dark, the foundation of the entire warehouse has been laid, and the next step can be taken after it is completely solidified.

It's the end of the year and the workers are very motivated.

Everyone wants to make more money so that they can prepare more New Year goods and buy a new set of clothes for their children.

When it was dark, the ground trough was poured, and Li Yu strolled over to estimate the maximum capacity of the warehouse.

Having such a large warehouse will not only facilitate the supply of materials to the world in the book, but also facilitate the exchange of supplies between various worlds.

From now on, B\u0026Bs will be positioned as transit stations, providing some help as they can. It is impossible to dump the supplies of modern society there.

There must be a limit so as not to disrupt prices and resource supply and demand in the real world.

While he was watching, he saw a figure flash at the back door of the B\u0026B, and Mu Guiying's toned figure quietly appeared.

But this crazy girl was different from usual. She didn't go to the restaurant to eat, nor did she go to the study. Instead, she picked up the shovel and dug in the yard furtively.

Um?

What is this for?

Are you ready to dig a hole for me to fall?

Li Yu put his hands in his pockets and walked over slowly, preparing to wait until Mu Guiying dug it bigger before letting her fill it in, so as to consume her strong energy and avoid constantly thinking about causing damage.

When he was approaching the back door, he saw that Mu Guiying had dug a hole half a meter deep.

If you step on the air and fall like this, your legs may break.

Li Yu was worried that the girl was digging harder and harder, so he couldn't help coughing:

"Guiying, what are you doing?"

The crazy girl who was doing something bad suddenly turned around with three flying knives in her hand.

Just as she was about to throw her back, she saw clearly that it was Li Yu:

"Sir? You really have a clever idea. Did you teleport directly from the study?"

Li Yu: "..."

Just don't add settings to me. I won't be able to do anything else, and I will die socially.

He walked to the pit at the door and looked inside:

"It's a good road, why do we have to dig a hole?"

As soon as he mentioned this, Mu Guiying's eyes flickered:

"This... this is just for me to practice my hand. I feel itchy and want to dig it out for a while... I will fill it in immediately, so it won't hinder Mr.'s walking."

This is obviously not telling the truth.

Li Yu thought of his last reply to Nuwa Empress, and suddenly thought of a possibility:

"Did I ask you to dig this soil?"

Mu Guiying's eyes widened and she looked stunned:

"I didn't say anything, but you actually guessed it... Master is curious about the mud here and wants me to take some back. She is so old and still likes to play with mud. You don't know how tired I am usually."

The empress will hang you up and beat you sooner or later... Li Yu looked at the pit:

"Just dig the soil, why are you digging so deep?"

"Master doesn't like the ordinary soil on the surface when playing with clay. She said clay is best, but I don't know what it is..."

If you want to find pottery clay, you have to go to Jingdezhen. The soil there is good... Li Yu thought that there were Pangu in the B\u0026B now and the soil in the yard might have been sterilized, so he said:

"You fill the hole first, and I will take you to dig outside later."

There is not much clay here, but you can find some red clay. This kind of clay is very sticky and highly plastic. It is not much different from clay.

Upon hearing this, Mu Guiying quickly filled up the pit and even jumped on it and stepped on it.

After finishing their work, she carried the shovel and Li Yu took a woven bag to a small slope outside the B\u0026B. The two of them opened their arms and dug hard. Soon, layers of red clay were dug out.

"How much do you need, sir?"

"I don't know. Let's prepare a bag first. Yesterday, she asked me for a bag of cement. She was so mysterious all day long. If she hadn't often snatched my food, I would have suspected that she had turned into a god."

My old mother is so mysterious, not just for you.

After packing a bag of clay, Mu Guiying quickly tied it up and excitedly carried it on his shoulders before going back.

Li Yu asked:

"Has the water flow rate been measured?"

"The measurement is complete and the topographic map has been taken. When will Sir buy equipment for Muke Village? I'm still waiting to use the induction cooker to eat hot pot."

Can you think of something else?

There is no girl in the family who loves beauty as much as a rough guy like Lu Bu.

Mu Guiying hurriedly disappeared at the door of the backyard carrying the soil, intending to satisfy her mother's request first and then come back to discuss the hydropower station.

After she left, Li Yu muttered silently:

"I hope that the soil of the real world will allow Empress Nuwa to create little people who disrupt the secrets of heaven, so that we don't have to worry about the employees of the B\u0026B being kidnapped by the crazy girl, and Empress Nuwa won't be angry with me... right?"

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