Run a B&B and receive Wu Song at the beginning

Chapter 127 The most slutty guy in Hulao Pass [Please vote]

"Can't we go after dinner?"

Zhao Dahu always believes that eating is the most important thing in the world. Today, because he received a few tourists, he came ten minutes later than the scheduled dinner time.

He was about to go to the restaurant quickly and make up for the ten minutes at the table.

Unexpectedly, Lu Bu would not give Zhao Dahu this chance at all. He carried him with one hand and took him to the door of the B\u0026B in a few steps.

"Marquis Wen is so strong!"

Mu Guiying returned from unloading the car and charged the fifth wheel with the help of Wu Song. Just as he was going to the restaurant to eat, he was shocked when he saw Lu Bu carrying Zhao Dahu out with one hand.

Zhao Dahu is nearly 1.8 meters tall, has a strong body, and weighs at least 90 kilograms.

Such a big man was actually carried out like a little chicken, with no ability to resist at all. It was simply shocking.

Wu Song said with a smile:

"When he was shooting his halberd at the gate, Marquis Wen was carrying Yuan Shu's first general, Ji Ling, as if he were a child. It was probably the same scene."

Mu Guiying has been to the B\u0026B several times and knows something about the deeds of several heroes:

"Brother from the Wu family can do it, right?"

Wu Song can even throw a few hundred kilograms of stone piers ten meters high, and it is no problem to carry an adult:

"Yes, but I only have a lot of strength, unlike you and Marquis Wen, who can lead troops in war."

Although Lu Bu's reputation in history is not very good, he is still good at fighting.

For example, the use of cavalry to fly kites forced Zhang Yan's Montenegrin army into the deep mountains and forests, and they did not dare to show their faces. The occupation of Xuzhou, the sneak attack on Yanzhou, etc. were achieved by using lightning raid tactics.

Later, when Zhang Liao's formation killed Tadun and attacked Sun Quan, he actually used Lu Bu's tactics.

Concentrate superior forces to attack the Chinese army directly. As long as they can break through, the only thing the enemy can do is to escape.

Unfortunately, when in Xiaoyaojin, Zhang Liao was blocked by Chen Wu, which gave Sun Shiwan, the top brother on the list, a chance to escape.

If it weren't for Chen Wu, he might have wiped out the Sun family directly and pacified Jiangdong.

In addition to leading troops to fight, Lu Bu is also very good at recruiting troops.

When he escaped from Chang'an, he only had Zhang Liao, Cao Xing and a few dozen cavalry with him. However, he took Dong Zhuo's head to Yuan Shu's place and then went to Yuan Shao's place to work part-time. Unknowingly, he organized tens of thousands of soldiers. horse.

At the same time, Liu Bei didn't even have thousands of troops. If he wanted to go to Beihai to rescue Kong Rong, he had to go to Youzhou to borrow troops from Gongsun Zan first.

Sun Ce wanted to gain a foothold under Yuan Shu, so he took out the imperial seal, which he could exchange for 3,000 soldiers, giving him the possibility of occupying Jiangdong.

Compared with these two princes who worked hard to recruit troops and horses, Lu Bu's troops came easily and happily.

Outside the gate, Zhao Dahu reluctantly got on his F250:

"That's just you, big man. If it were someone else, even if the sky fell, I wouldn't be able to delay my meal... When will your old armor be delivered to me?"

Lu Bu pointed to the small building of the B\u0026B:

"It's just upstairs. If it's suitable later, I'll take you away directly."

"Okay, okay, let's go quickly."

Zhao Dahu started the car and went to Longwang Village in a hurry. He opened the courtyard door and walked into the exhibition hall next to it. There was a set of red armor that was obviously two times too big.

This set of armor uses piano paint technology. The fiery red color is shiny and dotted with flame patterns, which makes it look very domineering.

As for the shape, it is also extremely exaggerated, especially the position of the shoulder pads, with the addition of a huge and impractical golden animal head, which looks exaggerated and tacky.

But Lu Bu took a liking to this slut at first glance:

"Haha, my dear brother is really a design genius. This armor is my favorite!"

When Zhao Dahu heard this, he became excited:

"The overall armor is made of alloy steel, which is highly protective and lightweight. The breastplate and back armor adopt one-time casting technology, adding some edges and corners to prevent impact, making it look bright and beautiful. The shoulder armor and side skirts are made of The shiny fish scale armor is made of rivets one by one. It is not only sexy, but also top-notch protective."

Before Lu Bu could finish speaking, he took off his Feiyu suit and put the armor on his body.

Zhao Dahu moved a chair and stepped on it to help him fix it.

After the pieces of armor were fixed on his body, Lu Bu replaced the golden crown on his head with a new crown with two red pheasant feathers and the same piano lacquer effect as the armor.

"Holy shit, he's awesome, he's exactly the same as Lu Bu in my mind!"

Zhao Dahu looked at Lu Bu's domineering fiery red armor, coupled with Lu Bu's handsome face, and felt that it was more perfect than the image of Lu Bu in the game.

With a fiery temper and overt domineering attitude, is there any more awesome Marquis Wen?

Lu Bu looked at himself in the mirror and was overjoyed:

"My dear brother, he is able to design the armor so perfectly. He is truly a genius. Let's see who will say that I don't look like Lu Bu in the future!"

Zhao Dahu laughed:

"Compared with Lu Bu, you are mainly too handsome, and your appearance is secondary."

Lu Bu: "..."

Brothers can talk more, I don't have any other hobbies, I just like to hear this kind of talk.

After looking at the mirror for a while, Lu Bu thought that no one in the hotel had seen him yet, so he picked up the flying fish robe thrown aside and urged Zhao Dahu non-stop:

"Let's go, let's eat quickly. The world is so big and eating is the most important thing. How can we have the strength to strike iron if we don't eat?"

Zhao Dahu:? ? ? ? ? ? ?

If you hadn't kept urging me, I would have at least had a bowl of rice by now!

The two drove back to the B\u0026B. As soon as they entered the gate, Lu Bu saw Brother Dao looking at him and couldn't help but scream:

"What a good dog, do you think this armor is very domineering? From your eyes, I can see that you like this look very much. Well, you are a good dog with discernment."

Brother Dao raised his paws and put them on his ears, closed his eyes, and expressed his true thoughts with practical actions.

But this move is useless against Lu Bu. He will interpret it from another angle:

"Are you ashamed of yourself? Don't be afraid. When I'm not busy from now on, I'll ask Brother Zhao Xian to make you a red armor too, so that you can also feel the addiction of being Lu Bu."

Zhao Dahu walked in with the car keys. Seeing this guy showing off to Brother Dao, he couldn't help but complain:

"Animals hate the color red, so go and eat quickly. You are showing off every day, and you are always pretending to be Lu Bu. One day Lu Bu really comes to your door, and he might beat you to death."

Arriving at the restaurant, Zhao Dahu waved to everyone:

"I'll give you a minute to organize some complimentary words, the king of our bed and breakfast is coming."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Bu, dressed in fiery red armor, walked in. He was extremely tall, and he had two long blazing feathers on his head. When he entered, he even lowered his head.

Li Yu was eating tiger skin chicken feet. When he looked up and saw the fiery red feather duster shape, he couldn't help but say:

"Isn't this too eye-catching?"

Qin Qiong looked up and down, nodded and agreed:

"It is indeed a bit eye-catching. On the battlefield, the more eye-catching a person is, the easier it is to be besieged. It seems that Marquis Wen... seems to be ready to play Lu Bu."

He originally wanted to talk about making a splash at Hulao Pass, or defeating the eighteen princes, but when he thought that Xiuhe, Zhao Dahu and others were having dinner now, he turned the topic to playing Lu Bu.

Wu Song clinked the wine glass with Qin Qiong:

"It's in line with Brother Lu's flamboyant character. Congratulations to brother on winning the treasure armor. Come, come, drink this cup to the full!"

Lu Bu smiled coquettishly, and seeing everyone looking over, he even turned around so that everyone could appreciate the full-body effect of the armor from 360 degrees.

It's a pity that I didn't bring the Xishu Hundred Flowers Robe, otherwise paired with this armor, I would definitely attract a lot of envious looks.

When he came to the dining table, he saw a table of delicious food on the table. This guy took a chair and sat down. He first put a tiger skin chicken foot into his mouth and sucked it for two bites. Suddenly he thought of the armor on his body and asked quickly:

"Brother Dahu, if I sit down like this, there won't be any creases on the armor, right?"

Zhao Dahu took a bite of the golden-fried couple box between his fingers:

"No, apart from delaying your bragging, it won't delay anything else."

Lu Bu took two bites of food, but his focus was still on the armor on his body. He took out his mobile phone and took two selfies. Then without any explanation, he changed his WeChat nickname to:

【The No. 1 Saoke in the Three Kingdoms】

The sexy red armor cannot be described simply as handsome.

After changing the name and changing the avatar to a selfie of myself, I put down my phone and started eating.

After the meal, Lu Bu couldn't wait to go upstairs, handed the old armor he had replaced to Zhao Dahu, hung the sword named "Pink Lady" on his waist, and said to Li Yu:

"My dear brother, if there is nothing important here, I will go back first. The war is about to begin, so it is not appropriate to stay here for a long time."

Are you planning to go back and show off?

Li Yu didn't criticize him, but calculated the time it would take to buy books online:

"In three days' time, you'll come on the fifth wheel. Sun Facai has asked for a lot of books. I have to buy them all for him quickly. Then you can find a way to transport them to Luoyang."

"No problem. My brother has recently been ordered to inspect the grain road. It is very convenient to travel to and from Luoyang. There is no chance of losing any books."

He knew that the books Sun Facai wrote specifically to request must be very important, so he quickly made a guarantee and then said:

"I heard that my dear brother Fa Cai has a close relationship with Cai Yong's daughter. My dear brother, you can buy some more rice paper so that my dear brother Fa Cai can fall in love with him. If we can become a good couple between Qin and Jin, you and I can be considered to have made a good marriage."

Hey, Lu Bu's brain is really good.

Just when he was thinking about how to make Cai Yong treat Sun Facai better, this guy mentioned rice paper.

For Cai Daru, fame and wealth cannot seduce him, but if he comes up with rice paper made with modern technology, he will definitely not be able to resist the temptation.

Well, first buy him twenty or thirty dollars and let Lao Cai experience the feeling of writing freely.

Historically, it has been said that Cai Lun invented papermaking. However, in the late Eastern Han Dynasty and even the Three Kingdoms period, paper was always rough, and writing relied on materials such as bamboo slips and silk.

It was not until the Tang Dynasty that rice paper was officially introduced, which allowed calligraphy and painting to develop rapidly. Well-known calligraphers and painters became celebrities, and even the emperor himself participated in it and enjoyed it.

After drinking and eating, Lu Bu left in a hurry, and Mu Guiying also drove away on a tractor to teach the soldiers of Muke Village to plow the fields.

Li Yu took his mobile phone and bought textbooks for everyone from the first grade of elementary school to high school on the book website, and then bought some college textbooks for mainstream majors according to different majors.

For example, there are biochemical environmental materials, which are known as the four major sinkholes, as well as civil engineering, Chinese language, education, basic medicine, infectious medicine, etc.

It doesn’t mean that Cai Yan can understand them all, as long as she can expand her horizons.

After purchasing the textbooks, she also bought a large number of professional books and related materials according to the requirements, as well as a globe with a diameter of almost half a meter, which allowed her to intuitively understand the entire world.

"Brother Xian has been selecting books. Who are they for?"

Qin Qiong walked into the study and saw Li Yu shopping non-stop with his mobile phone, so he asked curiously.

Li Yu said:

"Cai Yan of the Three Kingdoms was interested in modern knowledge and requested many books by name."

Qin Qiong became interested as soon as she heard this:

"What kind of books are there? Can Brother Yu have a look at the categories?"

Li Yu logged into his online shopping account on the computer, opened the purchase record, and showed it to Qin Qiong:

"Second brother, you can take a look. If necessary, I can buy more."

Qin Qiong sat down, looked at the pages on the computer carefully, and selected some very basic textbooks, as well as teaching aids such as globes.

"Can you buy these for Brother Yu? I want to ask someone to send them to Taiyuan."

Are you betting on the Li family? Li Yu asked while buying:

"Which of the Li family do you prefer, second brother?"

Qin Qiong shook his head:

"If it were Li Tang in real history, Brother Yu would naturally wait and see what happens, but in "The Legend of Xing Tang", the rest of the Li family is not like the master, and Brother Yu has no choice but Li Er."

Not to mention Li Jiancheng, the culprit who killed Luo Cheng was Li Yuanji, who was nothing but a person with all kinds of bad ideas.

In the world of "Xing Tang Zhuan", the crybaby Li Shimin is the only choice.

After saying that, Qin Qiong sighed again:

"I hope these books and items can help Li Er become a wise king."

After Li Yu finished the purchase, he also bought an additional comparison table between traditional and simplified fonts, so that Li Shimin would not be blinded by the simplified characters.

After all the books were bought, Li Yu also bought a bunch of strange-looking handicrafts and various shiny accessories from wholesale websites.

I hope these things can help Sun Facai gain a foothold among the gentry.

In order to prevent this guy from looking too out of place, Li Yu even bought him several hair covers made of real hair to wear on important occasions, so that his short hair would not be regarded as an alien.

"Sir, Sister Zhou invites me to watch a movie tomorrow night."

While selecting handicrafts, Diao Chan walked in holding her mobile phone and showed Li Yu the chat history between her and Zhou Ruotong.

"I'll go if I ask you to."

Li Yu took the phone and looked at it. Zhou Ruotong only invited Diao Chan in the chat history, but there were three movie tickets shown.

Do I still have a share in this?

"Hehe, three movie tickets. Sir, do you want to go too?"

Li Yu didn't care. Zhou Dafu's wife had eaten hot pot several times. What's the point of watching a movie?

He said:

"Go and be a flower protector. Just in time to pack up some popcorn and Coke, let Guiying bring it to her master to experience the power of some fat house packages."

Don't Look Back Mu Guiying did not become a fat house, but the ancestor of mankind became a fat house.

When Diao Chan heard this, she quickly sent a message to Zhou Ruotong:

"Brother Yu is also clamoring to go, saying that he won't be able to eat well without seeing Sister Zhou. Sister, do you want him to come and see her too?"

Zhou Ruotong replied:

"I have prepared his movie tickets. I will meet Wanda at five o'clock tomorrow evening. Let's have a barbecue there first and then go to the movie after eating."

"Oh, that's great. You can eat delicious food with Sister Zhou!"

In Guanlan Mingshu Community, Zhou Ruotong played the Crayon Shin-chan that was hung on the desk again:

"When will you be as cute as your cousin?"

After playing Xiaoxin, she put down her phone, opened her laptop, and typed a few big words on the screen:

[Preliminary Exploration Plan of Shitouzhai Cave]

After finishing the Yangzhifang Tomb, the plan to explore the Shitou Zhai Cave was put back on the agenda. This was a project led by Zhou Ruotong, so she was more concerned about it.

"At that time, hire a few more people from the village and go to the cave to have a look. I hope we can gain something."

In the B\u0026B, after Li Yu purchased the necessary items, he downloaded the videos Cai Yan needed without stopping, such as documentaries such as "Traveling in China", "Aerial Photography of China", "Great Power Heavy Industry", and some introductions to popular videos in recent years. Meme short video.

Anyway, I downloaded all the videos on social sciences, history, culture, education, people's livelihood, etc., and also downloaded some classic movies by the way.

For example, "Crazy Stone" has countless golden sentences, "Crazy Race" is full of memes from beginning to end, and "Wulin Gaiden" is known as the pinnacle of sitcoms, etc.

He confidently prepared a bunch of data. When he copied it to the USB flash drive, he discovered that it actually exceeded 1 TB. He had to take out the newly purchased mobile hard disk and copy the data into it.

"With such a hodgepodge of ancient and modern cultures, I don't know what kind of genius it can produce."

After Li Yu finished copying, he was about to turn off the computer when he suddenly thought that he hadn't contacted Liu Xie for a long time and didn't know how this little guy was doing.

He picked up a multi-purpose USB flash drive that could be connected to a tablet computer and selectively stored some learning videos and documentaries in it, hoping to bring him new inspiration.

After finishing all these things, it was almost nine o'clock in the evening.

Li Yu stretched and was about to move his arms and legs when Diao Chan walked in with a plate of fruit:

"Are you tired, sir? I washed some fruits. You can try them."

"Okay, I'll eat it later."

Li Yu went to wash his hands and took a look at Wu Song's room. He saw that he and Qin Qiong were sitting in the room again and starting to drink. He didn't bother them and went back to the study to eat fruit and play games.

The next morning, several tractors and supporting machinery and equipment ordered were delivered. Not only did they include plows, rotary tillers, and seeders, but each vehicle even towed a dump truck bucket to facilitate the transportation of grain.

Li Yu checked it over and tried the dump function of each vehicle.

After confirming that there was no problem, he parked near the backyard gate.

When Mu Guiying comes back, ask her to transport the equipment back. Once the people there learn it, they can quickly plant potatoes to avoid missing out on moisture.

Just when I was thinking about this, the air at the backyard gate fluctuated, and Mu Guiying sneaked into the real world:

"Sir, my master is hungry for milk tea. Can you buy a few cups now? She said that if she delivers it in an hour, it can help me make some rain and let my crops grow strong."

Um?

You haven't started using snacks to guide you, but Feizhaiwa is already online?

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My computer suddenly broke down, and I couldn’t fix it after struggling all afternoon, so I simply bought a new one, which is still on the way. Fortunately, I still have some manuscripts saved today, otherwise I would be really confused. The coding has been slow in the past two days and may be updated once in a while. I hope you can forgive me and I will update it normally when the new computer arrives. Damn, this kind of thing happens when your career is on the rise~~~

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