Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Celebrity Wax Museum 5

When he mentioned this, the chef became energetic again.

“Of course. I have been working here for more than thirty years, and there is an endless stream of customers coming every day.”

His tone was full of pride, as if he was as proud as a wax museum.

Xu Ye glanced at him in surprise,

The chef’s performance was really different from what he imagined.

In his impression, the greater the number of guests, the busier the employees will be, especially the chefs responsible for sharing meals.

According to correct logic, as the workload increases, the chef should be complaining, not like he is now, praising everyone about how great his company is.

Don’t talk to him about the corporate culture of loving the company and selfless dedication, except that the boss really cares about the benefits of his company. As any of the grassroots workers below, what you think about every day is the seemingly vulgar but very practical issues of working more and less, whether you are tired or not, and how much money you earn.

Xu Ye asked casually:

“Oh, then how long are our business hours?”

Chef: “Seven a.m. to nine p.m.”

“Why are you asking this? Do you think you get sleepy easily at night and want to be transferred to the day shift?”

“I’m telling you, don’t think so. The salary at night is not much different from that during the day, but the workload is much easier than during the day.”

“If it weren’t for the fact that the museum was full of human-shaped wax figures, which made me look a little nervous at night, it wouldn’t have been so easy for you to apply for this job.”

“is that so?”

After hearing this, Xu Ye was unsure again, “Is it possible that the reason why this chef looks happy is because, like me, there are no customers at night and he is not tired from work?”

But he always felt that something was wrong.

After coming out of the cafeteria, Xu Ye started walking around on the first floor to eat.

It is indeed the most popular wax museum. The decoration inside is gorgeous and the floor is white. I don’t know if the material is porcelain or marble. In short, it is cleaned spotlessly.

Xu Ye pulled out a few hairs and scattered them in various corners of the museum.

…

His eyes came to Chen Yue,

After checking all the wax name tags, turn around and check the temperature.

“Fifteen degrees, no questions asked…”

Sand, sand, sand.

It was the sound of someone walking, absolutely.

But the last rule clearly stated that he was the only staff member tonight.

Chen Yue had a bad intuition in his heart.

He lowered his head and turned around,

Suddenly he saw a pair of bare female feet approaching him.

Not to mention, the soles of the feet are quite pretty, small and exquisite. The nails are dyed bright red, and the surrounding skin is whiter and more delicate, like a good piece of tender tofu.

If some perverted foot controllers from Sakura Country saw this, they would still drool.

No, now is not the time to think about this.

Chen Yue was very surprised. He knew that in such a scary place with rules and monsters, he was in danger of losing his life at any time. I actually still get distracted and think about things I shouldn’t think about.

He slapped himself hard on the right cheek.

Boss Xu Ye once said that when you feel that your spirit is out of control, letting yourself feel pain is the only solution.

Facing the soles of his feet that were getting closer and closer, Chen Yue knew that he had to respond immediately.

“Rule 5 mentioned: If you find that the wax figure has moved, it is an illusion. Please stand still, close your eyes, and recite silently from one to ten.”

“This rule is patently wrong and devoid of any logic.”

“The prerequisite for illusion is that the mind is polluted, so the most important next step is to eliminate mental pollution. From one thought to ten, such an outrageous statement has nothing to do with eliminating pollution.”

He remembered that his last dungeon was in the training room, and he also encountered the problem of mental pollution. At that time, he was still allowed toBoss Ye slapped him awake.

“Besides, someone is chasing me. Regardless of whether it’s an illusion or not, he can obviously run away. Why should I just stand there and close my eyes waiting for her to come over.”

After thinking about this clearly, Chen Yue quickened his pace and ran out.

The remarks he analyzed were not recited silently in his mind, but actually spoken with his mouth. The audience in the live broadcast room heard clearly:

“Yes, from one thought to ten, there is no such simple way to eliminate hallucinations. It’s too unreliable.”

“The chosen one from Asan Kingdom before was just stupid. He couldn’t even analyze whether such a simple rule was right or wrong.”

“As long as you use your brain a little bit, you won’t be killed.”

…

As Chen Yue ran away, he took out the pistol in his pocket. This was the reward he got in the last copy.

[Brother Wang’s pistol: The weapon of the boss behind K Park. It is suitable for melee attacks and has the ability to cause some strange damage. 】

Fortunately, when he escaped to the first floor, his white and tender feet stopped.

He stood at the top of the stairs anxiously, pacing back and forth.

She seems to have some concerns and cannot come to the first floor.

Chen Yue breathed a sigh of relief. There were only three bullets in his gun, one less each time he used it. Unless it was an emergency, he didn’t want to waste any bullets.

“The wax figure just now was different from the weird ones I encountered before, and its movements were a bit stiff.”

Chen Yue knew that with his own speed, no matter how hard he tried, he could not outrun a creature from a ghost story.

“It should be related to Rule 4. Looking directly into the eyes of the wax figure will make the other person ‘alive’. When I looked in the mirror, I was half looking directly into the eyes of the wax figure. So the wax figure moved, but not completely. ”

Chen Yue patted his chest with lingering fear. Fortunately, his first reaction just now was to run. If he had listened to Rule 5, he would have closed his eyes.

I’m afraid it’s getting cold now.

After resting for a while, he walked into the cafeteria.

Similar to Xu Ye’s choice, when the chef offered to exchange his security badge for meals, Chen Yue immediately took out his pistol and held it against the other’s head.

“The rules in the security room were that the food in the cafeteria is free. I was stupid to give him the badge.”

There was no other way. The chef was forced by force and had no choice but to deliver the food to the table.

[Rule 2: There is no cooked food in the canteen. If you see heated food, please pour it into the trash can next to it immediately. 】

[Rule 3: Dragon fruit is a good food to satisfy your hunger. 】

Chen Yue made a judgment that Rule 2 should be wrong. Raw foods and vegetables were enough. If it was meat, it would be a very dangerous thing.

In the real world, it is still possible to encounter such things as parasites, not to mention weird rules.

As for rule three, I can’t judge whether it is right or wrong. To be on the safe side, I can only stop eating dragon fruit for the time being.

Thinking of this, Chen Yue ate other foods besides dragon fruit.

Salad, tomatoes, lettuce.

These foods are too monotonous and not enough to fill your stomach quickly.

He picked up the staple food on the table, a rolled spring pancake.

After hesitating for a few seconds, he finally couldn’t resist his growling stomach and bit down hard.

“yue~”

Chen Yue vomited, ran to a nearby trash can, and held on to the wall to vomit.

What the hell?

The dough looks cooked, but the meat inside is raw.

He felt something terrible moving in his throat, and he stuck two fingers into his mouth and pulled them out.

He must not let this thing enter his stomach, otherwise, he will be finished.

“Sir, would you like a glass of water?” At this time, the chef’s gentle voice sounded next to him.