Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

K Park 9

I understand, the first and second ones in the next few moments cannot stand.

The chosen ones warned themselves in their hearts.

In just a few minutes, two big pits appeared, and I almost stepped on them. But they didn’t notice anything, and they were beaten so hard that they couldn’t fight back.

Fuck, that person just now was so wise, he couldn’t be Boss Xu Ye.

Or Pierre from the Romantic Country?

…

At the same time, the announcement sounded:

[The Country of Water, the Country of Vietnam, the Country of Beer… there are 12 countries in total, and half of the chosen ones will be eliminated. 】

[In the Kingdom of Fire, all the chosen people of Tigan Kingdom are swallowed up by strangeness. The world of strange stories is about to come, and the time is counting down to 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5…]

There are always some chosen ones who, without discovering the extra rules on the door frame, accidentally stand in the wrong place after entering and are eliminated!

However, since each country has selected two chosen ones this time, unless they are all eliminated, the country will not be affected by the strange rumors for the time being.

Live broadcast room: “The Country of Fire and the Country of Tigan are so unlucky. From other countries, one person was eliminated. But they were lucky, both of them stepped on the thunder at the same time.”

“Sometimes, luck is also a kind of strength.”

“Don’t mention the theory of victim guilt. Let me tell you, it’s all the fault of these liars in Myanmar. @MyanmarGovernment, hey, stop pretending to be blind and come out and apologize.”

The silent Myanmar government: “…”

Myanmar is divided into the south and the north. The south is relatively safe, while the north is more chaotic. But this kind of chaos has always been allowed by them.

Because of a private agreement, the fraud organizations in the south will have to pay billions in protection fees to the local capital after making profits every year.

Of course, this secret information cannot be made public, otherwise it will probably be sprayed to death by people around the world.

The senior leaders of Myanmar are feeling a lot of pressure. Because of this weird talk about the rules, almost the whole world’s attention is focused on them. There is no hiding place for fraud.

Due to pressure, I could only come forward and make a weak statement, with two main points:

First, they have absolutely nothing to do with these crooks in the north. As senior leaders, they are also trying to find ways to destroy each other, but they are not strong enough and have not succeeded.

Second: After the failure of the first few copies, the northern part of Myanmar was gradually covered by strange rules. Faced with the current situation, there is nothing they can do.

But obviously, after this statement was sent out, no one believed it.

“Bah, if all the chosen ones die inside this time, just wait for me, I will launch a war tomorrow and destroy you all.”

“What nonsense, it has nothing to do with it. Everyone sitting here, who is not a high-level person in your own country, how can you let you talk nonsense.”

“You dare to play tricks on your ancestors in such a small place.”

Dragon Kingdom, Weird Talk Bureau.

A staff member at the table asked: “Myanmar is adjacent to many big countries, and its overall strength is average. But looking at thousands of years of history, why has no one occupied it?”

Lin Guobiao rolled his eyes and gave a one-word answer: “Poor.”

“It’s true that no one in history has led troops there, only to find out in the end that when they arrived at their destination, the little things they looted were far less than the cost of sending troops.”

“We are so poor, and there are still people who believe that they can make a lot of money…”

…

After reading the rules outside, Chen Yue followed the thug’s instructions and entered the auditorium with everyone.

The moment you cross the threshold,

“There are no losers in the industry, only quitters.” A huge red banner appeared in front of us.

“Damn, it’s so despicable, it’s so hard to guard against.”

[Rule 1: Please do not look directly at the banner on the wall. 】

Chen Yue kept this rule in mind, starting from the moment he entered the door. Don’t dare to look around.

But who the hell can tell him why the entire four walls here are covered with so many banners that it’s impossible not to see them.

Unless he’s blind…

“No wonder there are no conflicting rules this time. I thought the ghost stories had become simpler. It turns out that he is waiting here.”

Chen Yue quickly lowered his head and stared at the blank concrete floor, memorizing the first three rules in his heart.

[Rule 4: Always recite the first three rules silently in your heart. 】

By the time the silent memorization was completed, the formation had been completed.

A man and a woman appeared on the podium directly in front:

The woman started first: “Hello everyone, we are today’s lecturers. We are now giving you corporate culture training. Be sure to listen carefully.”

“yes.”

There was a fierce response at the scene.

Chen Yue was encouraged by the atmosphere and subconsciously wanted to raise his head, but he held it back.

No, there is a banner behind the podium, you can see it if you look up. That would violate the rules again.

Female lecturer continuesPerformance: “Okay, according to the old rules, let’s recite the content on the banner first.”

“Today I eat radish and pickles, and tomorrow I drive a Mercedes-Benz and a BMW.”

Chen Yue sneered in his heart, who would believe such nonsense and follow you and starve for nine meals in three days? Not to mention the Mercedes-Benz and BMW, I can’t even eat enough radish and pickles now.

“As long as your thinking doesn’t slip, there are always more solutions than difficulties.”

Chen Yue: Tsk, there is nothing you can do about it. Don’t always think about making things difficult for yourself.

Female lecturer: “If ten thousand people block it, I’m afraid I’ll surrender.”

Chen Yue: Thousands of people are blocking us, but you still want to do it. What kind of stubborn donkey is this?

Female lecturer: “I know how to endure hardship for a while, but I don’t know how to endure hardship for a lifetime.”

Chen Yue: Wrong, as long as you start to endure hardship, you will only have to endure hardship for the rest of your life.

Until the male lecturer said: “You know how Teacher Ma got his first pot of gold, young man?”

Chen Yue raised his head: “How did you get here?”

People who had been paying attention in the live broadcast room exclaimed: “Oops, something is wrong with Chen Yue.”

“He actually raised his head and thought seriously about the male lecturer’s words.”

“Rule 3 says, don’t remember what’s on the banner. But with so many people around here reciting it, the Chosen One is not a fool, so it will probably leave some impression in his mind.”

“At this time, if someone says something that he is particularly interested in, he will definitely be attracted instantly.”

“Don’t talk about Chen Yue, I also want to know the secret of Teacher Ma’s first pot of gold…”

“It’s difficult. It’s too difficult. If you’re not careful, you’ll step into a trap. This dungeon, I’d like to call it the most epic level of difficulty among all the monsters.”

…

The training lasted until ten o’clock in the evening, a full three hours. When Chen Yue came out, his mind was groggy. He touched the buttons on his chest and vaguely remembered that he seemed to have something unfinished and needed to continue to do it.

I just thought about it for a long time and didn’t even remember it.

Forget it, let’s go back and study how to make money.

“As long as your thinking doesn’t slip, there are always more solutions than difficulties.”

The sleeping area is bunk beds.

The small room was crowded with a total of 12 beds.

But it didn’t seem chaotic. Everyone lay on the bed by themselves, thinking about the speech just now.

Until, the dormitory door was kicked open.

A powerful man who claimed to be a supervisor stood at the door:

“Ward rounds!”