Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

K Park 1

A very thin red light, as thin as a hair, penetrated the monster’s shoulder.

The principal looked at the man who reappeared in front of him,

“What’s going on? You promised to let me go…”

“You swore, you swore by the rules, don’t you want to abide by them?”

“You will be punished accordingly.”

It roared, with a look of disbelief and a hint of… confusion on its face.

Taking a deep breath, the monster spoke calmly:

“Tell me, do you have anything unfinished that you need me to help you with?”

From its perspective, the red light on its body was extremely thin. Although it was constantly devouring its body, it was doing so slowly and was not life-threatening for the time being.

The other party probably wanted to use this as a threat to force him to do something.

“have.”

Xu Ye lowered his head, turned his back to the audience in the live broadcast room, and moved his lips: “I thought of a more advanced method of killing.”

His voice was very low, even a little unclear, but it was like a thunder that exploded in the principal’s ears.

The principal stopped talking and stared at Xu Ye, filled with resentment.

He finally understood that from beginning to end, the narrow look in this man’s eyes that never disappeared meant what was going on.

Three times in total,

For the first time, Xu Ye finished using the fountain water. When he thought he had won a great victory, he took out the collar, and his body began to burn.

Just when it thought it was destined to die, the red light burned halfway to its body and stopped.

It was in a state of great joy, great sadness, and then great joy. This extraordinary range of emotional ups and downs made it especially cherish the life it had regained.

The second time, Xu Ye made a condition to it, saying that it would survive if it answered the question. After it finished everything with an anxious mood, Xu Ye left, and he watched it go with his own eyes.

But two minutes later, Xu Ye came back again.

This time its mood ranged from uncertainty to ecstasy, and finally despair.

The third time, it found a clue in despair. The light Xu Ye put on it was very thin, and it didn’t look like it was going to be solved quickly. This made it guess that Xu Ye might not want to kill it, but had something to ask it for help.

After all, it saw Xu Ye swear the oath with its own eyes, and the other party should not want to break the oath.

But it was wrong again. Xu Ye told it that it was not to prevent it from dying, but to kill it in a more advanced way.

In just one hour, the principal experienced more than ten kinds of emotional changes, from great joy to great sadness to great joy…and so on.

I have to say that Xu Ye succeeded.

If for the first time, facing the feeling of death, the principal just felt that it was over, and his old life would be fully explained here today.

But now, after experiencing three disasters, its mentality has completely changed, with a strong sense of unwillingness.

Life is precious, death is too terrible, and it definitely doesn’t want to die.

Why, after going through so many hardships, it will still die in the end.

So what do those previous efforts count?

Was it because Xu Ye was treating it like a monkey and appreciating its extreme emotional performance?

This feeling of constantly giving people hope, then disappointment, and finally despair is more painful than any physical humiliation.

“You are a pervert, you are so heartless, you will not die a good death!”

At the last moment, red light burned to his head, and the principal disappeared completely.

“I will come backYes, as long as there are still people in this world who risk everything to study, I will not die…”

[Ding, congratulations to Xu Ye, the chosen one from the Dragon Kingdom, for successfully clearing the copy of Yinquan High School. Rating for clearance: five stars. Rating analysis: one star for surviving, three stars for uncovering the truth, and one star for killing the principal. 】

[The overall life span of the people of the Dragon Kingdom has increased by 10 years. This time I am immune to the intrusion of strange stories. 】

In an instant, similar exclamations erupted across the country.

“I feel that my health has improved. My waist no longer hurts and my legs are no longer sore. All the old problems I had before are gone. No, I have to go to the hospital for a check-up now.”

“My grandpa started to tell his last words while lying on the bed, but then he sat up again. It has been confirmed that it is not a flashback, and his life span has really increased.”

“It’s such a pity that my grandma didn’t survive until today…”

“I have fewer wrinkles on my face, which is better than any beauty product.”

[Ding, congratulations to Fred, the Chosen One of the Bald Eagle Empire, for successfully clearing the copy of Yinquan High School. Completion rating: two stars. Rating analysis: one star for surviving, one star for killing the weird ones. 】

[The arithmetic ability of Bald Eagle people increases by 2%. This time I am immune to the intrusion of strange stories. 】

“Hey, did Fred survive too?”

“The students downstairs rebelled. Fred followed the students, killed two giant monsters, and escaped…”

“That’s right. Xu Ye’s live broadcast room was so exciting that I didn’t bother to watch anything else just now. Thank you for sharing.”

“That’s great. I’m studying abroad at Bald Eagle now. After receiving this reward, my deskmate can finally recite the multiplication table.”

“Family, who knows? I’m in college, and my deskmate didn’t know how to memorize multiplication tables before.”

On the ground floor of the White House, Fred was kneeling on the ground.

“Trash, you have failed my cultivation, and you have failed even more God’s expectations.” Bai Deng looked at the tough guy in front of him who only got two stars, and was furious:

“Do you know how much pressure I endured in order to kill the last chosen one? Now Gant Daily is still secretly tracking this matter every day, trying to catch a pigtail of the president.”

Fred: “I know I was wrong and I am willing to be punished.”

“Um.”

Bai Deng shook the red wine in his hand and was very satisfied with Fred’s obedient attitude.

“There’s no need to accept the punishment. We have a press conference later.” He pulled out a white paper from the table and threw it in front of Fred.

“The most important thing in our country is democracy and freedom. You know what I will say later, right?”

“I see.”

…

In the Dragon Kingdom, Xu Ye came out of the strange talk about rules and still maintained his lazy posture lying on the sofa.

Two creatures, a cat and a dog, appeared in front of them.

Xu Ye first touched the cat’s head and said, “You performed well this time. I will reward you with 100 cans.”

The green-eyed cat meowed excitedly, holding its tail and spinning around.

Xu Ye touched the dog’s head on the left again: “Weigh before fighting to judge the enemy’s strength. Don’t be so impulsive next time.”

The rookie lay on the ground, sticking out his tongue and waving it, with a sad expression after making a mistake.

But at this moment, the green-eyed cat jumped down from the table and happened to jump on the dish dog…

[Ding, congratulations to the chosen one for passing the level with five stars. Personal rewards will be awarded below:

[Obtained the halo “Liu Jiayin’s approval”: a simple blessing, from the love of a young girl in Huaichun. In the days to come, when you pour water on a woman’s weird head, you will have the opportunity to increase her favorability. 】

[Pitch black spring water: Take a drop and put it on your arm. You will temporarily get a strange and similar aura, which can blind other people’s eyes. Drinking a bottle into the stomach can completely evolve into weirdness. (This seems to be a kind of medicine?)]

[The Principal’s Curse: Because of your last actions, the Principal suffered inhuman torture. Before it dies, it will spend its entire life to curse you. Get bad luck: +50]

Xu Ye didn’t care about bad luck. He wished he could encounter more dangers next time.

As for the first one, halo, what the hell? Xu Ye felt quite dizzy.

“It’s a joke. How could I, the mighty hero of the Dragon Kingdom and the light of humanity, attack a woman?”

“Impossible, absolutely impossible. I’ll just pretend I didn’t see this blessing.”

Xu Ye put away the glass bottles on the table and planned to go back to the bedroom to sleep.

The moment the bedroom door opens,

Cat and dog hair were flying all over the floor.

The dish dog had a few scars on his face, and the green-eyed cat had a piece of hair missing from its tail.

When the two weirdos saw their master approaching, they both made aggrieved sounds:

“Meow meow meow~ (I hurt so much)”

“Woof! (It’s all its fault)”

Taking advantage of the time when the two pounced on him, Xu Ye decisively closed the door: “You continue, I will go to sleep in another room.”…

Three days later, it rained heavily.

[The countries randomly selected to participate in the challenge this time include Dragon Country, Romance Country, Myanmar Country, Bald Eagle Empire, Beer Country… a total of 52 countries. 】

Xu Ye opened his eyes and found that he was in the sky.

The blue sky and white clouds drifted by the window.

He was sitting in the farthest seat of the plane, wearing a leather seat belt. The seat next to him was a young, slightly greasy fat man.

His eyes continued to look around,

Shamate with colorful hair and shaking his legs crazily while sitting.

The vest turned white and faded after being washed, and he was an honest and humble migrant worker.

A neatly dressed middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes.

There is also – a little girl who is sixteen or seventeen years old, obviously has not graduated, and is still studying.

A trace of surprise flashed across Xu Ye’s face. He really didn’t understand, under what circumstances, a small plane could bring these people together at the same time?

At this time, he felt something tingling on his body. He touched his breast pocket and took out two pieces of fruit candies and a card.

There are no rules on the card, only a general introduction to the copy.

[Copy of Ghost Stories: K Park]

[Welcome to northern Myanmar, where I grew up. 】

[Welcome to my world, my delicate little prince. 】

[Your name is Wang Dong, and you live in Wangjiatun Village, Gaoyang District, Xishan City. When you were five years old, your parents died in a car accident, leaving you in the care of your unmarried aunt.

In order to raise you smoothly, my aunt has refused to get married these years, regardless of the strange looks of others. She has worked hard by herself, doing all kinds of dirty work and dragging you along.

But just some time ago, my aunt fell ill due to overwork and needed to spend money for surgery. Surgery is expensive…

Now you are 18 years old and you are old enough to make money.

So I decided to go out to work. The ordinary monthly salary was less than 5,000 yuan, which was far from enough to pay for my aunt’s medical expenses.

It just so happened that at this time, when you passed by the telephone pole, you saw a high-tech recruitment job: a monthly salary of 30,000, no limit on age, no limit on education, no limit on social experience… The only thing that is not perfect is that you need to work abroad.

You gritted your teeth, accepted the job, and went to northern Myanmar with the intermediary…】

[Note: This is a multiplayer challenge]

…

Xu Ye:……

This recruitment condition was so familiar that it reminded him of the last time he saw an advertisement in the same place where a rich woman spent a lot of money looking for a child.

As a result, after the person left, he had to pay a 500 yuan physical examination fee.

Then pay a sincerity fee of 800 yuan. After all, the rich woman doesn’t want to waste her time and meet you casually…

The live broadcast room has exploded:

“Damn it, isn’t this a complete scam? Why would anyone want to go?”

“Boss Xu Ye, when you get off the plane, run away and join them. We don’t know where we will be taken.”

“There are so many people on the plane, it’s so funny. If there really is such a pie-in-the-sky job, is it your turn?”

Xu Ye stuffed the card into his pocket, and at this time, the fat man next to him also held up a card and stared at it intently.

Xu Ye thought he had met the same chosen one as himself. After all, it was not like he had never experienced multiplayer dungeons before.

He said hello: “Hello, this card…”

“Do you think she’s pretty?”

The fat man interrupted him and carefully held up the card.

Above is a photo of a woman, young and beautiful, with fair complexion and a pair of long, delicate legs.

“This is my girlfriend…”

“Girlfriend?” Xu Ye looked at the fat man from head to toe, with his fat body, hair that hadn’t been washed for several days, and dirty shoes.

He opened his mouth to praise: “Haha, then you are quite rich.”

“No, I don’t have any money.”

Xu Ye: “Then why does she want to fall in love with you? Because you are old and because you don’t wash your feet?”

“Shut up and don’t insult my little Tiantian. She is not that kind of materialistic woman.”

“She-likes my soul!”

“We have a good connection, so I plan to fly thousands of miles to see her in her country and have an online relationship. From now on, I will live in Myanmar.”

With that said, the fat man held up the photo and kissed it hard several times. A performance of “seeing things and thinking about people” was performed on the spot.