Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Yinquan High School 16

“Stupid human, you are finally here.”

“I admit it’s a bit brave for you to find this place.”

“You are different from others.”

“But that’s the end of it.”

“Enjoy the gift I prepared for you.”

“Jiejiejiejiejiejiejie~”

The teacher, who was as big as a mountain of meat, rushed over.

Xu Yemeifeng asked: “Are you going to stop me with such a useless thing?”

…

Bald Eagle Empire, Fred stopped.

As a professional killer, his perception and eyesight are not comparable to those of ordinary people.

The former Fred received extraordinary training in a secret agency and achieved the ability of “night vision”.

After all, hiding in the dark, raising a gun secretly, and killing the target person remotely will make it easier to escape afterwards.

Therefore, when Xu Ye was still relying on cats for lighting, Fred didn’t need it at all. He could clearly see the appearance of the enemy in front of him.

“These eyes have helped me target many enemies in the past, and they will be no exception now.” Fred said to the cafeteria lady who suddenly appeared.

But today’s “enemy” is obviously not on the same level as before. It is more powerful and is not an individual.

The cafeteria aunt came over with a punch.

Fred punched and made a counterattack gesture.

His talent is “infinite strength”. He has nearly twenty times his own strength and sixty times the strength of ordinary people, so he cannot repel Weirdness.

At least, that’s what Fred thought.

“Bang” sound,

Two fists collide, big fist against small fist. The impact was so strong that the ground shook violently, and small metal sparks appeared from the friction between the skin.

The big fist did not move, and the person with the small fist stepped back more than ten meters.

Fred’s face was ashen, he seemed to have underestimated the opponent’s strength.

Ever since I entered the strange story about rules, I have only encountered people at my desk who are weird and weak like the security guards, so it is not difficult to solve them. It caused him to accidentally swell up.

At this moment, Fred’s expansion shattered into nothing.

However, he didn’t give up.

As an excellent assassin, in addition to brute force when facing enemies, his observation skills must also be top-notch.

I saw that when Weiwei attacked again, Fred leaned back. While avoiding the opponent’s fist, he made a “sliding shovel” and slid between the opponent’s legs.

He pulled hard and took off the high heels from the canteen aunt’s feet.

[Rule 13: Teachers wear high heels, security guards wear flat shoes, and cafeteria ladies don’t wear shoes. 】

[Red letter: When you find that they have switched sides, don’t hesitate to run away. ]

The barrage at the moment:

“Wonderful, Fred’s move. Why didn’t I think of that?”

“According to the rules, the cafeteria lady can only be aggressive when she is wearing shoes. If you take off your shoes now, the crisis will be resolved.”

“I didn’t expect that Fred was not only cruel, but his mind was also faster than the average person’s.”

“Hahaha, I, Bald Eagle, am not allowed to challenge my status as a powerful nation. That Xu Ye from the Dragon Kingdom will never come up with such a method. This one may be lost here. The Dragon Kingdom has returned to its previous appearance.”

“How about Dragon Kingdom? From now on, we will give up chip research and consider letting you go.” A brief announcement appeared, suspected to come from the Bald Eagle senior management.

The people of Dragon Kingdom were furious and immediately shouted back: “Don’t think about it. You bald eagles just see that Dragon Kingdom’s technology is becoming more and more advanced and are threatened. You want us to give up chip research. There is no way.”

“That’s right, Boss Xu Ye must have his own way to clear the dungeon.”

In the live broadcast room, after Fred took off his shoes, Weird, who was attacking, successfully stopped.

As if my brain was shut down, I stoodHe was stunned on the spot, with a puzzled expression on his face: “Why am I here?”

Fred shook his head, ignored it, and kept walking.

Let this big guy stay here.

Weiyi will not be killed easily. After the fusion, the health bar of the cafeteria aunt is too thick. Even if she has no attack power, she cannot easily move on her own.

Fred successfully opened the door of dormitory 505, and a new type of teacher was merging inside.

“Ah, the same routine.” He said disdainfully, repeated his old trick, stepped forward and took off the teacher’s shoes.

Fred was holding his shoes and standing between Weird’s legs.

But this time, it seemed that he had miscalculated.

The female Weiyi, who had lost her shoes, was stunned for just a few seconds, then raised her giant foot and stepped towards Fred.

Out of the sharp instincts trained by the killer for many years, Fred turned over and rolled out from under his feet.

“What’s going on? Why doesn’t taking off my shoes work?”

He couldn’t believe it, “Could it be that the rules are wrong? But obviously, the facts have been verified, and the other contents in red letters are all correct.”

“This is the only red letter that’s wrong?”

Fred still wanted to hesitate, but the door of the dormitory behind him suddenly opened, and he saw the giant cafeteria lady who had just been in the corridor coming over again.

She and the weird teacher on the other side formed a pincer attack, surrounding Fred.

An unprecedented sense of crisis surged into my heart, more terrifying than any previous mission.

In front of the bookshelf, the man sitting at the table laughed:

“Jiejiejiejiejiejiejie~”

“Stupid human being. Trying to harass the head of the school…”

…

Looking back to Xu Ye, after successfully dodging several attacks, the teacher had many wounds from kitchen knives on his body.

These wounds, placed on an ordinary weirdo’s body, would be enough to kill him ten times. But compared with the giant teacher in front of me, it’s still far behind…

Xu Ye had no choice but to take out a glass bottle from his pocket, which contained the “fountain water” before it was contaminated.

Part of it fell on the kitchen knife.

Xu Ye jumped up, and the invisible green-eyed Weiyi cat also jumped up. Xu Ye stepped on the cat’s back and jumped to the same height as Weiyi.

As the kitchen knife was inserted, a large plume of black smoke came out of Weird’s chest, and his flesh and blood melted instantly.

Xu Ye used force and rotated the handle of the knife. There was a loud sound, and the remaining flesh on the giant strange chest was eliminated, revealing a dark heart.

Right now, Xu Ye raised the half bottle of water left in his hand and poured it on.

The giant weird fell down, clutching his chest and struggling in pain.

“Being able to deal with weird things, besides kitchen knives, there is also fountain water.” Xu Ye turned his eyes to the corner, where the desk was.

The man hiding in the darkness sighed:

“I thought you were going to take off its shoes.”

Xu Ye: “You can indeed see the rules.”

“The color of the water in the fountain represents the degree of pollution of everyone. The darker the water, the stronger your power. So after the Chosen One came to the dormitory, you changed almost all the black font rules.”

“The purpose is to get rid of the aliens who have not been assimilated by you so far.”

Studio:

“Wait, I don’t understand why.”

“Boss Xu Ye just said that the principal only changed the black rules, which means that the rules in the red letter are indeed correct. But according to the rules, why was Fred still attacked after taking off his weird shoes?”

“Also, when did Mr. Xu Ye get the water? Why don’t I remember it at all?”

“Idiot, Mr. Xu Ye doesn’t need to go there in person. Cai Gou is here. I saw with my own eyes that Cai Gou gave Xu Ye something in his mouth during lunch.”

As if he heard the audience’s questions, Xu Ye in the live broadcast room opened his mouth to explain:

“Are you curious why I didn’t take off its shoes according to the rules?”