Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Yinquan High School 9

“What’s going on?”

“Can not remember–”

Hoffman put his head in his hands, his body shaking, and he beat his head like crazy.

“ah–”

He had just seen the colors of the national flag. As a soldier who had just joined the army yesterday, the scene of the oath seemed to have appeared in front of him again. He and his comrades swore under the national flag: “For everyone’s happy life! Sacrifice ourselves! Yes!” worth it!”

Hoffman read this sentence.

His eyes temporarily regained some clarity and he ran towards the outside of the teaching building:

“Yes, to the fountain.”

After walking a few steps, his eyes were filled with blood again. Hoffman’s steps became frivolous, and his body began to bump and bump, frequently bumping into surrounding objects.

Hoffman gritted his teeth and told himself not to give up, as there were still people waiting for him.

At this time, the people of Beer Country in front of the screen had tears in their eyes.

“Hoffman will be our hero regardless of whether he passes or not.”

His spirit is touching and his belief lasts forever. This is what a soldier is!

Finally, with his last bit of obsession, Hoffman came to the fountain and plunged into it.

The effect was immediate, and within seconds, Hoffman was back to normal.

He came out of the fountain, holding on to the stones beside the pool and gasping for air.

The man’s frightened face was reflected in the water. The face was very young, with a hint of childishness, giving it the feeling of a young boy.

Hoffman glanced at it in confusion: “Strange, the spring water seems to have turned a little darker?”

“Is it my imagination?”

…

In the Bald Eagle Empire, Fred, as a killer carefully trained by the special department, is physically strong, coupled with his talent of “infinite strength”.

As a result, Fred was almost the first one among all the students to squeeze into the cafeteria. There were many kinds of dishes in front of him to choose from.

Fred: “Give me some rat head.”

The aunt in the cafeteria argued: “You are wrong, that is spicy duck neck.”

Fred didn’t say anything, and returned to his seat silently holding the rat’s head.

The dark little head became a little dry after being fried in the oil pan, and the little eyes could still be seen. Fred took one bite at a time and put it into his mouth, making sizzling sounds from time to time.

Eat with relish.

The classmates who saw that the surroundings had become strange, relied on instinct to stay away.

“What’s going on? Fred is contaminated?”

“It doesn’t look like it. He is thinking normally and remains rational.”

“Then why do we eat rat heads? Is it possible that compared to sauerkraut, rat heads are just a bit uglier in appearance, but they are actually a safer food.”

“You want to eat shit, how is that possible? When have you ever seen edible meat in Rules and Monsters?”

“Eh, it’s so disgusting. It’s obviously a rat head, but this guy Fred really feels like a duck’s neck. If it weren’t for the bad timing, I’d probably have to pair it with a bottle of beer.”

We were also discussing the same doubts in the Dragon Kingdom Monster Talk Bureau, but after arguing for a long time, we couldn’t find a solution.

Chen Yue: “Let’s just ask if there is a possibility.”

“If a person is originally pure black, and at this time, a pot of black water, but compared with pure black, is not particularly black, is poured on him, then this person will not be affected.”

“You mean, Fred’s core is black, darker than weird?”

“How is this possible? If it is true, is he still a normal person?”

Chen Yue: “IIt’s just a guess. I saw someone say it before on a certain forum, but it hasn’t been confirmed. ”

Lin Guobiao: “Your guess is not impossible. Judging from the information collected by the intelligence officer, this guy named Fred is not actually a bald eagle. In the past twenty years, he has hardly been exposed to the outside world. noodle.”

There are only two possibilities for a person with this trait: “Spy, or engage in shady work.”

…

Bald Eagle Empire, Presidential Palace.

Several capitalists gathered around the table and looked at the screen worriedly: “It’s better to send a message to mention it. Sooner or later, you will become weird yourself.”

“Need not.”

Bai Deng waved his hand and said firmly.

Hey, this is a secret weapon he cultivated in private, specifically used to assassinate politicians who don’t deal with him. He glanced vaguely at a few people on the table, his eyes lingering on them for a moment…

The man suddenly felt a cold chill and straightened his back: “What’s going on? Someone wants to harm me…”

Bai Deng withdrew his eyes: “Fred has been under deep hypnosis since he was a child and will not be easily contaminated.”

…

Strange talk about the world,

After coming out of the cafeteria, Xu Ye walked around the school again.

Different from the hurry in the morning, this time he walked very carefully.

A large dark iron door with a dark lock on it isolates all students from the outside world.

There is a transparent glass pavilion next to the gate, and two people in security uniforms stay inside, brewing wolfberry and drinking it.

Xu Ye walked over and knocked on the glass: “Can I go out?”

The security guard put down the thermos cup in his hand: “School regulations prohibit leaving the campus during non-holidays.”

“Oh, okay.” Xu Ye asked casually. If you can get out so easily, it shouldn’t be called a strange talk about rules.

He lifted his feet and walked towards the campus.

“Hey, wait.”

Xu Ye turned around.

The uncle raised his eyelids and said: “Classmate, why don’t you follow the path?”

“Take the road?” Xu Ye didn’t know why. What road? The railway track?

Oops, Xu Ye suddenly remembered that he had not yet lied down on the railroad tracks and enjoyed the feeling of being shattered to pieces. Hopefully the next weird story will be on a train.

Another younger security guard touched the top of his ear, stretched out two fingers and put them together in a “holding something” gesture.