Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Warm Home 5

Xu Ye was furious. What was the difference between this and staying in the real world?

It’s a naked fraud.

“Let me tell you, your appearance is one of the best among humans. Not to mention scary, I wouldn’t even look at it for free.”

“Are you scaring people? Dressed like this, do you have any self-awareness?”

Xu Ye was very, very angry and started to curse.

After waiting for a long time, you show me this? Insult to the eyes.

The female ghost was stunned by the scolding. She pushed her hair away with one hand and looked at Xu Ye with her big red eyes.

This was the first time she met such a human being. To say that she was not scary as a ghost was simply insulting. No, it was insulting and weird.

But at the same time, he became interested in the more terrifying shapes he said.

She pointed at herself and opened her mouth: “Aba, Aba, Aba——”

Xu Ye: “What do you mean, you want to transform yourself?”

Sadako nodded.

Xu Ye coughed and said, “I didn’t expect you to be quite studious and know how to improve yourself.”

It’s rare to encounter such a studious weirdo, and he doesn’t mind teaching him.

“First of all, turn around.”

“Neck, rotate towards me, 360 degrees.”

Sadako obeyed and turned her neck in a circle. The sound of bones breaking could be heard in the air. Blood flowed out from the seam of her neck and fell on the bright red clothes, blending together.

Xu Ye nodded with satisfaction: “You have that taste. The way you are now, you are already qualified to enter a human haunted house.”

Sadako chuckled and fiddled with her head, feeling proud.

Xu Ye’s face suddenly became serious: “Why are you laughing? You are satisfied just by entering a haunted house. Are you still motivated?”

He grabbed Sadako’s face with one hand,

An enlarged picture of a woman’s face appeared in the live broadcast room.

Not to mention, judging from her appearance alone, Sadako is quite pretty.

It’s a pity that I ran into Xu Ye:

“Your makeup is really not good.”

“How can any female ghost have such tender and smooth skin?”

“Find something sharp and scratch it.”

Female ghost: “Abba – Abba – Abba~”

Xu Ye: “What sharp objects are you asking me about? Scissors, hammers, anything.”

“What, I don’t have scissors here.”

“You don’t even have scissors, are you too poor?”

Xu Ye let go of the ghost in disgust.

Being bullied again, the female ghost looked at Xu Ye with an aggrieved look and crawled towards the TV.

“I-go back-to the scissors.”

She’s not poor, she’s just too lazy to crawl back and waste energy.

There is nothing she can do now, she has to go into the TV to look for scissors.

When he found it, he asked Xu Ye for advice, until he successfully scared the ignorant human being in front of him to death.

Sadako thought about it secretly, and the last tip of her butt entered the TV.

It’s not that she can’t speak, she can only say certain words, such as “go back, eat you” and so on.

At this moment, outside the live broadcast room, there was a blank space, and time seemed to have stopped.

They really didn’t know what to say and were severely shocked.

Xu Ye actually stuffed the weirdness back into the TV with just one mouth. Is this something a normal person can do?

“Xu Ye is not normal, he looks more and more like a pervert.”

“Mentally ill?”

“Definitely not. Mental patients can only play shit, but they are still scared when they see ghosts. Boss Xu Ye, you are not afraid of anything. He is extremely courageous and commendable. He has made a great contribution to the recovery of the Dragon Kingdom.”

Unknowingly, his title has changed, from “Crippled” to Xu Ye, and now to “Big Brother Xu Ye”.

During the Dragon Kingdom Strange Talk, Mr. Bai was sitting at the top, also shocked and confused.

Xu Ye’s operation,

After all, he said this deliberately to deceive others.

Or do you really start from your heart? The thoughts in your heart are exactly the same as the actions on your hands.

For a moment, Bai Lao also hesitated and couldn’t make up his mind. Instruct those on standby below:

“Go check Xu Ye’s life and see if there are any records of mental illness hospitalization.”

The person below said: “I checked, and it’s not found.”

Bai Lao: “Check again, check carefully, don’t let go of all hospitalization records.”

Strange talk about the world,Xu Ye sat on the sofa and continued watching TV.

Pink Pig No. 2: “Why did you bring me to the beach? Where are the national football players?”

Pink Pig No. 1: “Look carefully, they are in the sea, catching sea cucumbers to eat.”

Xu Ye: “…”

Damn it!

After cleaning up, my mother came out of the kitchen and wiped the water stains on her hands on her apron.

She frowned slightly: “Have you finished your homework? You are still watching TV. You will have to check it later in the evening.”

After Xu Ye listened, he turned on the TV and entered the room obediently.

Sadako, who had just taken out the scissors and was about to take them out: “?”

In the bedroom, on the far left side of the desk, there was a pile of textbooks. Xu Ye looked through them and found a set of mathematics test papers.

The character he plays should be in high school, and they are all exercises for the sophomore year.

Xu Ye started to answer questions, make choices, fill in the blanks…

When it came to the last big question, he wrote an explanation and put down his pen.

I really can’t write…

I couldn’t write in high school, and after going to college, Xu Ye still didn’t learn how to write.

Dragon Kingdom’s Weird Talk Bureau,

The operator asked cautiously: “Forest Bureau, regarding the answer to the last big question, should we send it to Xu Ye?”

Compared to other countries, they have not used any of their three reminder opportunities, and the remaining amount is quite sufficient.

The old man in green military uniform sat there and thought for a while. He changed his previous decadence, and his face had regained some energy. There were faint signs of improvement: “Forget it, it’s just a question, no need for now.”

There was a smile on his lips: “A character who is so thoughtful that he can talk away the weirdness in just a few words, how can he not even be able to solve a big math question?”

The operator suddenly realized: “You mean – Xu Ye didn’t do it on purpose. He had his own considerations.”

Forest Bureau nodded.

At the same time, several other countries.

In addition to Xu Ye staying in the living room and watching TV, even William, the most courageous bald eagle player in the past, also chose to go back to the bedroom to rest after eating.

Therefore, after receiving the news that their mother would check their homework later, each country had no choice but to use an opportunity to remind their chosen ones to do their homework.

[Rule 7: Mother is very strict in educating her children and has absolute control over the behavior and habits of her two sons. Be a good child and don’t try to disobey her. 】

They guessed that the writing assignment corresponded to this rule.

In the Empire where the sun never sets, Rumor sat at his desk, facing the math test paper in his hand, with an evil smile on his face.

As a mathematics professor, high school students’ difficult questions are a piece of cake for him.

“Dragon Kingdom Xu Ye, you have stolen the limelight before. This time, you can’t beat me.”

He quickly answered the questions on the test paper, and it only took about ten minutes to finish them all.

In order to make my mother more satisfied, I also wrote down several different ways to do it, and the exercise paper was densely packed with notes.

After Rumer finished answering, he looked at the test paper again and again, showing a satisfied smile.

He sat obediently on the chair,

After a while, the woman pushed in the door and began to check the homework, with a confused expression on her face from time to time.

“Mom, how are you?” Rumer asked eagerly.

“Yes, everything was done correctly, and it deserves praise.”

Sure enough, Rumor boldly asked: “Is there any reward?”

Oh, who doesn’t like children who study well. He must be the first person in this copy to get the reward.

When the character’s favorability increases, there is a chance that some dungeon props will drop, which can bring out the world of ghost stories.

“Yes, I have.”

Mom’s smile gradually turned weird, and the corners of her mouth split behind her ears: “You will die as a reward.”

A dark ghost hand stretched out, grabbed the man’s neck, and lifted him into the air.

“Why, why?”

Mom: “You are not my child. He will never do the last big question.”

“And you used five solutions.”

After saying the last words, Rumor closed his eyes and suffocated to death.

He regretted that he only wanted to show off his professional achievements and wanted to be better than Xu Ye. However, it ignores the child’s true problem-solving ability at this age, so that flaws are exposed.

[The chosen one, Rumor, who never sets, is swallowed by strangeness. The world of strange stories is about to come, and the time counts down to 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5…]