Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Yinquan High School 7

Xu Ye explained: “You misunderstood, I don’t have any thoughts about you…”

“Yes, yes, I misunderstood.” Liu Jiayin blinked mischievously: “I can understand your difficulties, they are all for my own good.”

No, you don’t understand at all.

What are his difficulties? How come he doesn’t even know what his difficulties are? Xu Ye resisted the urge to lift the table and turned his back.

But Liu Jiayin came up again and said happily: “Let me give you some tutoring lessons during this time.”

…

Barrage: “I’ll go, you guys, the person who can make boss Xu Ye feel defeated, she has appeared!”

“I’m probably too embarrassed to take out a kitchen knife on a girl.”

“I don’t know if you have noticed that every time Mr. Xu Ye comes to a dungeon, he seems to be strangely liked by the women in it.”

“Don’t say women are weird, even a young girl likes me. Boss Xu Ye, Kang Kang, I will give birth to a monkey for you!”

“She can do it, and so can I. Boss Xu Ye, don’t worry about gender and age.”

At this moment, Xu Ye was sitting on a stool in the classroom. I have no idea what kind of gossip was stirred up in the barrage.

At twelve o’clock at noon, the get out of class bell rang, and a group of students stood up instantly like locusts and headed towards the bee pupae outside the classroom.

They chanted: “The rice cook is the soul of the rice cook, and the rice cook is the master of people.”

“If you are not active in your work, there is something wrong with your brain.”

“Heroes don’t care where they come from, beauties don’t care how much they weigh.”

Xu Ye followed the flow of people to the corridor. It was very crowded here. Several students accidentally fell to the ground during the pushing. The students behind him stepped on his body and continued to move forward.

For a moment, the smell of blood and noise in the corridor blended into one.

Xu Ye casually helped the person next to him.

Liu Jiayin’s eyes were filled with tears: “Thank you, I know you are the best to me.”

Xu Ye: “…”

I accidentally moved my hands too fast, and the arm I was holding was very hot.

…

The entire cafeteria has only one floor and is very large, but it cannot accommodate too many students and is still packed with people.

These people acted in a hurry. After finishing their meal, they trotted to the table. They also ate quickly and wolfed down their food.

Xu Ye chose a line at random and queued up, but because the line was too long, he could only see the heads and not other things in front of him, including the dishes in the cafeteria.

Audience in the live broadcast room: “Look at those students who have cooked well. They are all vegetarian.”

“It looks normal.”

“Thank God, I can finally eat the food in Rules and Ghost Stories with confidence. I don’t dare to touch the meat I cooked before…”

“Now the chosen ones are lucky, they don’t have to go hungry anymore.”

After waiting for a few minutes, Xu Ye moved to the front of the queue and finally got a clear look at the meal window.

Facing the students at the front, there is a row of aunties serving food. Each of these aunts was wearing white uniforms and looked normal.

There is an open space behind the aunt, where there are many giant ceramic jars.

Several aunts stepped on it with bare feet.

It’s full of sauerkraut.

An aunt in white uniform saw that the dishes in the pot were sold out, so she turned around and took another big piece from the jar.

Xu Ye: “Damn it, no wonder Rule 13 says that cafeteria ladies don’t wear shoes, so that’s what it means.”

Xu Ye was going to vomit, so he might as well put on shoes.

He means, cooking with your shoes on.

Sometimes, certain human behaviors can always refresh his perverted outlook.

Classmates who are cooking:

“How can you…how can you cook with your feet?”

“Oh, I don’t know. It’s made by stepping on your feet, so it tastes authentic.”

Then he couldn’t help but scoop out a big spoonful and put it on the dinner plate. The classmate showed an angry expression and seemed to jump up to resist. In the end, he didn’t know what he thought of and walked away angrily with the dish.

Next classmate:

“Auntie, don’t shake your hands.”

I saw the aunt who had just finished sauerkraut put a large iron spoon into the potatoes and celery next to her, shaking and shaking like an epileptic patient. In the end, she only pulled out two pieces of potatoes and a stick of celery.

“Auntie’s hands are not shaking. She is old and suffers from arthritis.”

The student was confused: “Really? Auntie, how come you didn’t suffer from arthritis when you made sauerkraut just now?”

It’s Xu Ye’s turn:

“I don’t want sauerkraut.”

The aunt’s face became serious: “Classmate, you can’t be picky about food. Everyone must have balanced nutrition.”

Xu Ye didn’t talk nonsense to her, took out a kitchen knife and slashed at her aunt’s hand.

He finally saw that these people were talking so much nonsense just to feed the students sauerkraut.

There were so many other dishes on the side, almost untouched, and no one knew who ended up in the stomach.

To put it bluntly, I am just lazy. Sauerkraut is the best and cheapest to make, so I made a large portion.

In this case, it’s better to cut off the aunt’s hand and let him prepare the food himself.

With a bang, a lady’s palm with a ring on it fell into the sauerkraut pot. The incision connected to the wrist is smooth and smooth, like a piece of art stained with blood.

The aunts who were stepping on the pickled vegetables all turned around and looked in this direction.

“Blood, the smell of blood.”

They roared, came out of the vegetable garden, and put on the shoes next to them.

Soon, the aunt in white clothes was surrounded by people. Along the bleeding place, you and I chewed the person clean, not even the bones were left.

Everyone who had finally eaten blood seemed to still be unsatisfied and continued to look in the direction of the students.

Xu Ye raised the kitchen knife: “It seems that you all want to taste the knife in my hand.”

The ladies in the cafeteria were stunned for a few seconds. After confirming that the person in front of them was not easy to mess with, they turned around and rushed towards each other and started to eat each other.

The entire kitchen was in chaos.

Xu Ye took this opportunity and quickly dug out a large plate full of celery and potatoes on his own plate.

He didn’t dare to use the spoon that had been filled with sauerkraut. It wasn’t very clean.

Holding the prepared dishes, he sat down and ignored the screams coming from the meal window. Xu Ye finished his meal slowly and walked out of the cafeteria.

“Meow~”

The green-eyed cunning cat appeared at his feet.

“What’s going on? I obviously didn’t eat those pickled vegetables…”

Xu Ye knew that the Ragdoll Cat’s abilities were related to illusions, that is, human mental power.

“Are you saying that I was affected from the moment the other person talked to me during lunch?”

“Then you helped me undo those mental effects.”

The green-eyed cat meowed and rubbed Xu Ye’s trousers a few times, as if begging for praise.

Xu Ye bent down, picked up the cat, and rubbed its head vigorously.

“Meow~”

The master feels so comfortable~