Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Zoo 2

“You don’t know, our monkey and cat get along very harmoniously. They have been living together for more than ten years and they are very happy.”

“Oh~”

Xu Ye looked stunned and threw the green-eyed sneaky cat in.

There were chaotic calls from behind. Sometimes it sounded like a monkey meowing like a cat, and sometimes it sounded like a group fight.

Not to mention, most of the people who come to the zoo, like Xu Ye, are traveling with children or couples.

Not long after, at noon, Xu Ye saw nearby tourists rushing in the same direction and quickly followed them.

I saw several large iron buckets over one meter high placed at the entrance of the convenience store.

A bucket of vegetable salad, a bucket of meat cubes, a big bucket of rice and a bucket of soup. Several people in white clothes and chef hats were packing lunches.

“Don’t be in a hurry, take your time, everyone will line up and we’ll all have them.”

At the same time, Xu Ye’s stomach rumbled, and he felt extremely hungry.

It’s the kind of burning feeling in your stomach, as if you’re going to eat something if you don’t eat it the next second.

Even if animal feed is placed in front of him, he will eat it without hesitation…

[Ding, Sakura Country, Beer Country… and other 16 chosen ones were devoured by ghost stories. 】

The audience was startled when they heard the announcement. After checking, they found that someone was really hungry and couldn’t wait to queue up, so they ran to various museums to compete with the animals for food.

“Bagaya Road, a small impatience will ruin a big plan. If you can’t even stand this temptation, you are probably a useless person in reality.”

“Smith Marseille, that’s right. In order to stay in shape, he only eats one banana a day.”

“Banana, what shape is it? Is it what I think it is?”

“Sorry, it’s too banana-colored. I’ve reported it.”

However, there are only a few people who compete with the zoo for a bite to eat, and most people still endure it until they pack a packed lunch before eating.

This kind of hunger caused by force majeure in ghost stories often makes people unable to refuse to eat.

…

romantic country,

Pierre crossed the large queue of people at the door and squeezed into the convenience store.

The moment he entered the store, several shop assistants raised their heads and saw that the first reaction of the young man in front of them was one word: “mourning”.

Yes, dejected.

The man in front of me looks very good. He is also young and strong… But at such an age and with such an appearance, his body is like a bright flower losing its moisture, without a trace of the vitality and appearance that a person of his age should have.

The clerk was shocked at first, and then he was infected by the atmosphere, curled his lips and started to cry.

There were some common packaged foods on the shelves, and Pierre took two packages of biscuits with the other party’s consent.

After taking a few steps and planning to leave, he suddenly turned around and asked:

“By the way, those people at the door…”

“We don’t know each other.”

The clerk explained while wiping away tears: “I don’t know why, when I saw you, I thought of my husband… He was cut up by his lover and rushed into the sewer. Before he died, he saw his lover confessing to me.”

“I think at that moment, his mood must be exactly the same as mine now.”

…

In the Bald Eagle Empire, Adam exuded a divine aura. People who were queuing got out of the way, and he successfully got the first box lunch.

After eating the meal, a strange feeling gradually surged in my stomach.

Adam began to recite the scriptures skillfully, the cross flashed on his forehead, and the uncomfortable feeling disappeared from his body.

He touched his forehead in annoyance. His faith value had accumulated to more than 9,000. It was almost full. Various accidents would always happen and some of his faith power would be consumed.

For example, the detoxification just now.

…

In Ice Bear Country, Ivan walked into the convenience store and took two pieces of bread to eat.

“Well, Rule 3 is indeed correct. Food in convenience stores is safe.”

What does food safety in the store have to do with the bento boxes at the convenience store entrance? The entrance of a convenience store belongs to the outside of the store.

Barrage: “Damn it, the rules are weird and don’t talk about martial ethics, but they are just playing word games.”

“Actually, even if you don’t see the trap in the text, you just need to take a few more steps and go into a convenience store for consultation.You can find out the situation by asking, but the problem is that many people are temporarily blinded by hunger and lose their judgment. ”

“What happened to the chosen ones who ate the bento food? Have they been eliminated?”

“Not yet, seems a little crazy.”

“Look, there is a chosen one who is imitating the braying of a cow and hiding in the cowshed to drink milk.”

…

In the Dragon Kingdom, Xu Ye ate a bucket of instant noodles. After coming out of the convenience store, two pets, a cat and a dog, also finished eating.

At the door, two “chefs” in white hats pointed at Xu Ye, trembling all over, but because they were too scared to say anything, their faces swelled the color of pig liver.

Xu Ye bent over slightly, put his palms on his chest, and said like a gentleman: “I’m sorry, the child at home can eat some, I’m sorry.”

The chef was speechless. He was most unaccustomed to such hypocritical people. His legs trembled and he protested: “Zoo, we don’t provide pet meals. You are violating the rules.”

“Who said that?” Xu Ye opened his eyes wide and opened the tickets in front of the two pets’ necks: “I am a child and I bought a children’s ticket.”

Several chefs stamped their feet and left angrily.

I don’t understand who is responsible for selling children’s tickets to him. I had to complain to the director when I got back.

The cat and dog generals, who were left with their belly round after eating, happily licked Xu Ye’s hand.

“Meow/Woof~”

(I haven’t felt so full after eating meat/vegetables for a long time)

Vegetarian dogs and ragdoll cats usually eat food from the real world, but those things don’t quite suit their tastes and taste too bland.

Or the things in Rules and Ghost Stories are more delicious.

Thanks to the zoo, I had a rare meal today.

As for the pollution caused by food… To be precise, these two little guys are a source of pollution themselves, and the impact of food on them is minimal.

…

Xu Ye walked to a sheepfold, where several alpacas were having fun, looking cute and cute.

Seeing someone approaching, a mouthful of saliva came to meet him.

“Meow~”

The figure of the green-eyed cunning cat instantly grew larger, baring its teeth at the animals inside.

The alpaca shrank back in fright.

Xu Ye discovered that the eye of the spitting one was scarlet.