Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Scud gives away 15

“Sir, what are you doing?” The clerk panicked, and the bones under the skirt squirmed from side to side, twisting and turning.

“Are you blind? It’s robbery.”

The clerk said aggrievedly: “Then you go to the counter. I don’t have any money.”

“wipe.”

“You open the door.”

There is a wall between the cash counter and the customers, with several holes cut out of glass. If you want to get in touch with the real teller, you need to open the door and go into the inner room.

Xu Ye came to several tellers and put the chainsaw on one of them’s neck again: “Pay.”

The teller shouted: “You… I have professional ethics, how can I give you money so easily.”

“No money? Then I’ll chop you into pieces unless your supervisor comes out…”

Xu Ye thought very well. His current action was to make a fuss. The bigger the fuss, the better. It was best to “make a fuss” about the person in charge behind this bank.

It’s just that he seemed to have overestimated the difficulty of this robbery.

I saw the teller in front of me, looking at the camera above my head, saying “I would rather die than surrender, I have dignity” while trying his best to put money in Xu Ye’s hand.

That speed was faster than if he actually grabbed it.

Xu Ye: “…”

Barrage: “Hahahaha, you must be careless.”

“I’m just a little teller, what does the company’s money have to do with me?”

“Looking at the teller’s proficiency in loading money, it seems this is not the first time.”

Fortunately, although the teller was quick to load money, Xu Ye was slow to “collect money”: “Hey, be careful, don’t load fake money for me.”

“If it’s fake, I’ll blow your head off.”

Teller: “Don’t worry, you must believe in our professionalism. There will be no fake money in our hands.”

Half an hour later, before Xu Ye had finished loading the money, a man in a suit with “Bank Manager” written on his chest appeared at the door.

[Trigger the second talent:

Position: General Manager of Tiandi Bank Branch

Level: Advanced Weird

Talent: Danger Prediction

…] Wait for a bunch of information.

“Stop!” the man shouted.

But when Xu Ye turned around and saw the electric saw in the other person’s hand, the bank manager’s pupils shrank.

Next, he took off the badge very decisively: “One second ago, I just resigned…”

Next to them, several tellers looked desperate.

“return.”

Xu Ye was speechless. How could such a big company have such an attitude?

Xu Ye caught the “manager” and asked some questions. Finally, he learned that the headquarters of Tiandi Bank was still far away from here and it was difficult to get through easily.

But every year, at the end of the year, the head of the branch must go to the headquarters to report on his work.

With that said, the manager took out a card and handed it to Xu Ye. With this thing in hand, someone would naturally come to pick it up near the end of the year.

Xu Ye accepted it happily.

After understanding everything, he didn’t forget to take all the money when he left, and Shi Shiran went back.

Xu Ye stayed in the copy of Ghost Story for a few more days. During this period, he kept running errands and received the second order from before, that of a kidnapped little girl.

The little girl’s name is Zhaodi.

“Brother, I see that you have a hard time taking orders every day, so I placed the order and gave you a five-star review.” Brother Zhao shook his phone and said thoughtfully.

Xu Ye saw that she was in good condition: “You look much better than before.”

“Yes, daddy wants to have a babyThere is a child in the mother’s belly, but the stepmother is gone. I became the only child in the family now. ”

Brother Zhao sighed: “Unfortunately, dad is looking for a new wife recently. He called me a loser and wanted to have a son to inherit the family property.”

“Tell me, if dad has a new wife, will he become the same as before?”

“I don’t want dad to change back.” Zhaodi said, with a dangerous light flashing in his eyes: “Those shameless women like to do one thing in front of you and another behind your back. They don’t love dad at all, just because of money, I They must be punished…”

Xu Ye interrupted his chatter and asked strangely: “Are they important?”

“Without them, your father would still find a different woman.”

Recruiting brother: “…”

“I understand, Brother Xu Ye is still the best.”

“I have been hesitant before, but now I am determined.”

Looking at the girl’s leaving figure, Xu Ye scratched the back of his head, confused: “What are you talking about? What did I teach you? Please explain clearly.”

A few days later, Zhaodi drove a luxury car and found Xu Ye, covered in jewels and jewels: “I am my father’s only child now, and I will be in the future.”

Xu Ye realized what the other party had done: “…”

A big “囧” appeared on his face.

In order to thank him, Zhaodi gave his car to Xu Ye, saying that riding an electric car every day was really hard.

Xu Ye drove the car and visited every corner of the city. He found that it was no more scary or interesting than the ghost stories he had been to before. He turned on his phone and chose to leave his job and return to the real world.

…

On the other side, Saudi Arabia’s chosen one, Arab, was not so lucky.

He pretended to be a relative of his second client, and after staying there for a week, the servant discovered the clues.

Arab relied on his talent in martial arts to get out of trouble, and has been wandering in the world of ghost stories ever since.

One day, he met a man under a bridge who said he needed company.

Arab does not dislike the man’s abnormality, and the two become partners and live in the world of ghost stories.

The moment Xu Ye’s copy ended, Arab’s live broadcast room also fell into darkness.

[Ding, congratulations to the Chosen One of Saudi Arabia for staying in the world of Kaitan forever. The completion of the copy failed, and Kaitan is about to come. 】

…

Xu Ye returned to the real world and felt empty for a moment.

He had almost climbed the mountains in the real world, and now the van that suddenly broke out was helpless to him.

Even the ghost story world I just experienced was a little less…exciting.

His threshold for thrill-seeking was getting higher again.

Take a day off and be on the road|･ω･｀)