Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Scud Quick Delivery 12

The house is large, with unique decoration from the Republic of China era, and the deserted environment makes it feel eerie.

It seems like there will be ghosts coming out at any time.

Who lives alone and doesn’t have enough time to organize such a big house? He doesn’t even have enough time to clean it.

Xu Ye searched several rooms in a row but didn’t see anyone.

Until I got to the third floor, I saw a colorful glass arch with red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple colors on it.

The door was ajar, and there was faint singing coming from inside.

Xu Ye opened the crack in the middle door and pushed it open.

What came into view was a graceful woman wearing a cheongsam sitting in front of the dressing table. After hearing the movement, she slowly looked back.

She has an exquisite appearance, with raised lines at the corners of her eyes, giving her a Jiangnan flavor.

Xu Ye saw three words on the other person’s head: “Transgender”

Change! sex! By!

So the tall, curvy young lady in front of me is a man.

“Excuse me…” The “woman” in the cheongsam was about to speak, but Xu Ye interrupted him: “Wait a minute, let me smooth it out first.”

His mind was racing, recalling the three customers he met today, a “wooer”, a “curio hunter” and now a “transsexual”.

The suitor pursues the curiosity seeker crazily, but the characteristic of the curiosity seeker is that he only likesIf love is not available, she is destined not to fall in love with the first suitor. Even the more the other person pays, the less results she will get.

Novelty seekers like transgender people and hope to impress transgender people through their own efforts.

But a transgender person does not consider himself a man from the bottom of his heart. He is biologically destined to never like Xiaowen, a curiosity seeker.

It’s really amazing. With such a combination, it would be a pity for the three of them not to play Ran Dong.

Complaints are complaints, Xu Ye remained calm as he took out the “kissed” letter: “Hello, I am an employee of Scud Company, here to deliver a letter to Mr. Zhou.”

“Mr. Zhou…” Zhou Yu repeated this sentence, raising the corners of his eyes downwards, showing an unhappy look.

“I know, he’s not here. I just looked for you, and you are the only woman here.” Xu Ye vowed: “When he comes back, you can help me forward the letter to him.”

After hearing the argument of “a woman”, Zhou Yu’s mood obviously improved and he became more talkative: “It’s easy to say, I will definitely pass it on to you.”

“Bang~”

He reached out to receive the envelope, but due to the excessive movement, an orange jumped out of his chest and rolled around on the ground twice.

The shirt is empty.

Audience: “Huh?”

“Why are your breasts flat?”

“You’re stupid, it must be a man. Which woman can be about the same height as Xu Ye?”

The air became quiet for a moment, and a crow flew past the window and called twice in embarrassment.

Xu Ye picked up the oranges on the ground and said slowly: “Let me introduce you to someone…”

“He likes men?”

“I don’t like it, but he can treat you as a woman.”

“As a token, you kiss the orange and I’ll take it back to him.”

Zhou Yu didn’t stop doing anything, so he took out another orange and asked, “Is one enough?”

Xu Ye: “No, you are too deliberate.”

…

On the way back, Xu Ye sang with the wind at his feet, feeling that he had done a great thing.

Sure enough, the man in the plaid shirt heard that someone admired him, and after getting together, he was able to live in a small bungalow instead of sleeping in a bridge, and he didn’t care about the other person’s gender at all.

[Sadly, he spent his life savings and was not favored by anyone. The women just played with him, hanging him like a dog, and never gnawed any bones until he died. 】

【why? Am I not worthy of true love? 】

[It’s so desolate. If there is a next life, I really want to find someone to spend my life with, no matter whether the other person is a man or a woman, a human or a ghost…]

[Congratulations, runner, for completing the order and receiving a five-star rating. 】

After Xu Ye delivered the last order, he quickly received a call from Xiaowen. She was crying: “Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuah, Zhou Yu actually said that he doesn’t like women. I have been courting him all day, and all my efforts have been in vain. I finally Hate sissy men.”

“I declare that from today on, you are the only man who makes my heart beat.”

Xu Ye hung up the phone silently, and the cell phone alert sounded:

[The love letter given to the boss was placed in the drawer and was accidentally discovered by the husband. The two had a fierce quarrel. The husband stabbed himself in the chest with a knife and then drove away. 】

[She has no regrets and would do it again if she had to do it again. But when she was dying, a cold voice came from the other side: Get lost. 】

[Damn it, even the curse words coming out of the other person’s mouth can be so charming. 】

[Congratulations, errand boy, you have received five-star praise for two consecutive orders. The achievement is unlocked. The second talent “Analysis” is unlocked at the intermediate level. 】

“Analysis?” Xu Ye thought about what happened in the past two days, and every time he could give a hint at the critical moment.

“The name is quite appropriate.”

Xu Ye commented that he was very satisfied with this type of auxiliary talent. He already had a [Flesh and Blood Rebirth Plus], and there was nothing to say about protecting himself.

Xu Ye felt that the reason why his original talent was not strengthened again was because he was afraid of imbalance due to strange rules.

He already has unlimited recovery power. If his combat power could be inversely proportional to his fear… he would probably be invincible and just walk sideways in the world of ghost stories.

Just like in a game, someone opened a cheat for unlimited gold coins, which destroyed the balance.

…

In Romantic Country, Pierre completed two tasks in a row and returned to the company depressed.

That woman was very strange, as if she had some serious illness. The harder he scolded her, the happier she became. Before leaving, he also left a five-star review for himself, telling him to contact him more often.

Pierre hates such people, no matter men or women, they have no respect for feelings.

Lao Yang rushed over in a hurry.

“Are you okay? Are you nice? Are you missing any arms or legs?”

Pierre shook his head expressionlessly and walked towards the dormitory.Place the prepared meals.

The food in Rules and Ghost Stories is always weird, a green, slimy porridge that looks disgusting and unappetizing.

There are several large pieces of meat in the meal.

I don’t know if it’s intentional or not, but there’s nothing thin about it, it’s just big white pieces of meat that are extremely greasy.

Pierre took a bite, and the fat flowed directly from the corner of his mouth to the ground.

Lao Yang sat on the bed opposite and looked at him: “How is it? How does it taste?”

“It’s okay.” Pierre showed no expression.

“Is it okay?” Lao Yang jumped up from the ground, “You call this okay?”

“I deliberately brought you the worst food in the entire cafeteria. It tasted terrible, but you just said it was okay.” He stretched out his wrist:

“You said that our emotions are bound together. Why didn’t I feel that you were eating such unpalatable food? I didn’t feel uncomfortable at all.”

“Are you deceiving me?” Lao Yang stared at Pierre, his eyes burning.