Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Scud gives away 10

“Suitor.”

Xu Ye took the food, feeling a little resentful about being woken up so early in the morning: “Ang, then your girlfriend got up quite early.”

This was originally meant to be a complaint, but unexpectedly the man in a plaid shirt with an unshaven beard instantly lit up his eyes after hearing this:

“Yes, Xiaowen is only at home this time, and the rest of the time she works hard.”

“Her family is not good, her mother is seriously ill, her father’s leg was broken in a car accident last year, and she also has a younger brother who is studying…”

“Even so, she didn’t give up hope in life. Xiaowen is a good girl, and the whole family depends on her.”

The more the man talked, his eyes closed, a gentle smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he was immersed in his own world., as if isolated from the surrounding world.

Barrage: “Oh my god, why do these words sound so familiar? I can’t remember where…”

“Uuuuuuuuah, Xiaowen is so miserable. She is not at fault. She also wants to live a good life. It’s all because of her unfair fate.”

“I remember, the girl selling tea on WeChat told me the same thing last time…”

“No, we obviously met in Hong Romantic.”

“If I guess correctly, she will need to borrow money for medical treatment next.”

…

Strange talk about the world,

After hearing this, Xu Ye criticized him: “Then why don’t you help her? What’s the use of giving these flashy things?”

The last time he was watching short videos, he met a blogger who said something very philosophical: “To see whether a person treats you well or not, don’t look at what he said, but rather what he did.”

So in order to prove the friendship between the two, he decided to find a bank later and pay Bai Xun money.

Well, just recently a big guy bought three pieces of contract paper and paid a lot of money.

“I helped. In order to treat her mother, I sold my ancestral house, and now I sleep in a nearby bridge every day.”

The man in the plaid shirt pointed to a dark hole not far away. There was a layer of quilts inside. It was dirty and messy, and there was air leakage on both sides.

Xu Ye: “…”

“By the way, when you see Xiaowen later, can you ask her to give me a love letter with a lip seal?”

The man in plaid clothes explained coquettishly: “She is too shy. The two of us had agreed that on the day she agreed to be my girlfriend, we would express our agreement in this way.”

“If you do it, I will definitely give you a five-star rating.”

“All right……”

Xu Ye didn’t know what to say, so he agreed dryly.

He is just an errand boy anyway. He cannot understand other people’s emotional lives and cannot interfere with them.

…

On the other side, the chosen ones from other countries also encountered the same situation. No matter what they say, even a simple “hmm” will immediately unlock the next long paragraph of the other person’s words.

Ivan from the Ice Bear Country stared at the green patch on the man’s head in confusion.

What’s going on with this newly unlocked talent? What do the different colors mean?

Combined with the man’s dog-licking speech just now, Ivan had a new understanding.

Could it be that this green is what I understand as the green with thousands of horses galloping above my head?

Ivan coughed and asked tentatively: “What if she betrays you?”

“How…betrayal?”

“For example, she has made many boyfriends.” Ivan gave an example.

“You’re talking nonsense. Xiaowen would never do such a thing. You’re a dirty man. You’re not allowed to think about him with such dirty thoughts.” The man in the plaid shirt’s breathing became rapid, and his chest kept rising and falling. He stared at Ivan with hateful eyes, as if he had done something heinous.

But Ivan still insisted on asking: “What if it is true? What will you do?”

“It’s impossible, Xiaowen is so beautiful and kind.”

The man in the plaid shirt raised his hand and covered his chest. Just thinking about this kind of thing made him feel suffocated.

After a while,

“I gave her everything I had, and there was nothing left. If that were the case, me, then I wouldn’t be alive.”

As he spoke, he fell to the ground, looking like he was about to die.

Ivan quickly helped the person up: “No, no… we were just thinking about it.”

…

He rode his bicycle to Xiaowen’s residence according to the address. He knocked on the door a few times and heard a burst of laughter coming from inside, and he suddenly had a bad premonition.

“Who?”

The person who opened the door was a man whose upper body was completely naked and only wore a pair of large underpants. Ivan was holding the flower and was frozen in place.

He will be beaten, right?

Sending flowers to my girlfriend so nakedly.

The man took the bun and shouted inside: “Hey, wife, that fool is here to bring food again. It’s quite rich.”

“It’s so funny. I asked him to buy two cups of soy milk. There is no doubt at all. He deserves to be a dog licker.”

“Oh, someone told him. I haven’t had a good appetite lately and I want to try everything.” A delicate voice came out. As the man entered the room to eat, a woman in a black dress came out.

The woman’s appearance – you can’t tell, her face is covered with a thick layer of white powder.

The hip-hugging skirt outlines your curvy figure and looks amazing.

She walked over step by step while holding on to the wall. As she got closer, a strong smell of alcohol instantly surrounded her.

Ivan opened his mouth wide: “Is that your husband just now?”

“right.”

Barrage: “I’m going to go, it’s going to really explode.”

“Yes, what Grid Man said is right. This family depends entirely on Xiaowen, and even breakfast is made by Xiaowen.”Wen’s suitors provide. ”

“Brother, I advise you to put it down, lick the dog, lick the dog, until there is nothing left.”

Strange talk about the world,

The veins on Ivan’s forehead throbbed, and he felt that things were very outrageous.

He took a few deep breaths and kept saying to himself that he needed to calm down. This is the world of ghost stories. He is just a small errand boy. Don’t meddle in other people’s business. The most important thing is to complete the five-star review and upgrade your talent.

Just as he was about to speak, he saw the woman secretly take out a fragrant envelope from the chest of her dress.

“mua~”

He kissed the white cover, leaving a big lipstick mark, and handed it to Ivan.

The door was quickly closed.

Ivan was a little confused: “Is it that simple?”

His mission was accomplished.

As long as he takes the envelope back, he can get a five-star review? It all went incredibly well.

The mobile phone buzzer on my waist sounded,

“Ding, there is a new Scud order, please complete it as soon as possible.”

Click on the screen:

origin:***

destination:***

The starting point turned out to be exactly where Ivan was now, and the destination was another community that Ivan didn’t recognize, but it wasn’t a bridge anyway.

Ivan: “…”

He understood that it was the woman named Xiaowen who had just placed the order for him to deliver the love letter to another place.

What to do now?

The goal of the man in plaid is to get a love letter. Xiaowen wrote a love letter, but not to the man in plaid.

The most important thing is that Xiaowen is very smart.

Ivan’s original intention was that if Xiaowen didn’t give her a love letter, he might use some violent methods. Now that Xiaowen herself has become a customer, this trick cannot be used…

As for the husband who beat Xiaowen violently, she even had sex, would she still care about her husband being beaten?