Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Scud Quick Delivery 8

“What is 2+2 equal to?”

Four barks.

“Yes, I’ll give you a difficult test. What is 4 times 2?” The robber took out another lollipop from his pocket.

The dish dog stared with wise eyes and barked six times.

“Okay, okay, you’re right. It’s you.”

The kidnapper was overjoyed. This is the real IQ of a dog. If it can even multiply,If he was right, he would wonder if the dog in front of him was something weird and was deliberately placed here to trap him.

After all, it was a bit too coincidental to show up just when he needed her.

But it’s okay now. With this dog’s IQ, no one would send such a stupid dog as an undercover agent.

“Be good.” The kidnapper touched the fur of the big yellow dog: “Did you see the man on the chair? Yes, he is the most handsome one.

Go get the package he has, and I’ll buy you some roast chicken later. ”

When he heard the word “roast chicken”, Cai Gou showed a disgusted expression.

But it was well hidden. When the kidnapper looked down, he was thinking about cabbage in his mind, leaving two strings of shiny saliva at the corner of his mouth.

The kidnapper didn’t doubt it. In his opinion, this was normal.

If a dog doesn’t like meat, what should he eat?

Judging from the size of this big yellow dog, he should be able to eat a lot in one meal.

In sight, the big yellow dog had already run away, biting the schoolbag strap with its mouth. The errand runner suddenly stood up from the chair, his face expressionless…

In Central Park, Xu Ye saw a vegetable dog coming to pick up his schoolbag. He used to touch the dog’s head, and when he reached halfway, he suddenly remembered the current situation and took it back.

Xu Ye was a little depressed, but he didn’t expect that the kidnapper was quite cunning.

His original plan was to stay put all afternoon and wait for the other party to come and withdraw money. Then he could follow the clues and successfully find the location of the hostages.

For this reason, he continued to play games, portraying himself as a lazy person who was lost in playing with things and could not be used for much purpose.

As a result, as a kidnapper, I am too timid. First, I smoked next to the trash can, and my lungs were almost black. I thought it was time to come over after smoking, but I didn’t expect that after lingering for a long time, I just moved under the tree. Go squat.

He could wait, and Xu Ye was a little impatient.

There is no other way but to find another way and ask your pet to take action.

Xu Ye was fascinated by this thought, his face getting darker and darker with his thoughts.

In the eyes of the kidnappers, he was the errand runner who looked very powerful and wanted to keep all the money. Because his plan failed, he was so angry that he beat the dog with his hands. However, because the order was not completed, he could not attack the recipient due to the rules and could not bear it. He stopped, his face turned livid with anger.

“You deserve it. I asked you to keep all the money. Are your illusions shattered?”

“With so much hair, he doesn’t look smart. He doesn’t look like me.” The kidnapper felt proud and touched his bald head.

Looking at the big yellow dog running towards me, I reached out to catch it.

Didn’t receive it.

The big yellow dog ducked away and stared at him eagerly.

“Where is there anything to eat now? Good boy, give me the food and I will buy it for you later.”

The big yellow dog opened its mouth and bit directly at the schoolbag, about to swallow the money as food:

“Hey, don’t.” The kidnapper said reluctantly: “You come back with me, there is delicious food at home.”

He snorted in his heart. They had been staying in the factory these past few days and were in constant fear. How could they be in the mood to eat roast chicken?

But it’s not impossible. There is something in the factory, which is similar to roast chicken, and should satisfy this dog’s appetite.

The kidnapper’s cell phone rings:

“Hey, the money has been received.”

“You ask when they will be released?”

“Oh, just wait.”

After hanging up the phone, the kidnapper took out the mobile phone card and threw it directly on the roadside.

…

Half an hour later, Xu Ye opened the factory door.

It was miserable inside.

The bodies of the three men were dismembered, broken into pieces, and scattered everywhere.

A little girl of eleven or twelve years old, hugging herself with her hands, lowered her head, squatted in the corner and shivered.

“What did you do?”

“Woof woof woof (not me)~”

Xu Ye looked at the corner in surprise. The girl was very nervous when she noticed that someone was watching her.

With a “bang” sound, the short knife in his hand fell to his feet.

“I……”

“I didn’t kill anyone.” She whispered, showing a pitiful expression, but there was too much blood on her face, which was not convincing at all.

Xu Ye walked over and slapped the little girl on the shoulder. He heard the clicking sound of the bones below: “Good boy, you are great!”

Xu Ye lifted the person up and circled happily: “You are the most talented person I have ever seen.”

The little girl was confused: “Really?”

“But my stepmother beats me every day, saying that I have a bad character and don’t listen to her. My father also said that no one likes bad children.”

“Of course, good boy, tell me, what did you just do?”

With Xu Ye’s earnest encouragement, the little girl finally told the truth: “They were bad people. They tied me up, didn’t give me food, beat me, and just now they said they wanted to feed the dogs. I saw them fainting, so I chopped them into pieces.” It was broken and the dog didn’t eat it…”

“Then you chopped people into pieces alive, and you stillThey are killed first and then chopped into pieces. ”

The little girl didn’t know the difference between the two, but she still answered honestly: “Stay alive. One of them woke up in pain…crying and asking me to forgive him. I was afraid that he would scream too loudly and attract the attention of outsiders. Just cut off his lips first.”

Barrage: “Hiss~ It hurts to hear it. It’s just that the bad guy made the mistake first and deserves to be treated like this.”

“The little girl is a bit pitiful. I just said that when I went to take the order, something was wrong with the woman. She started crying very fake and reluctantly. I guess she was not too anxious. She was just putting on a show for the man next to her. .”

“People say that if you have a stepmother, you will have a stepfather. This seems to be true.”

…

There were a lot of discussions in the barrage, and weird rules. After hearing what the little girl said, Xu Ye spun around in circles more happily, faster than a top: “You’re such a genius!”

There was a dull pain in her shoulder, and her head felt dizzy, but the little girl showed a happy smile.

This was the first time since her stepmother came that she was praised, and someone said she was right.

He lowered his head and took a deep look at Xu Ye, and a certain idea in his mind gradually became firmer…

…

Xu Ye rode an electric donkey to take people back to the villa in the mountains.

The man gave the order a five-star rating in front of Xu Ye and transferred one million to his bank card: “Thank you for your hard work.”

The woman started to complain and grabbed the little girl’s wrist.

The delicate skin turned blue on the spot.

“It’s all your fault for running around and being disobedient. Do you know how worried we have been these past few days?”

The little girl said, “Didn’t you ask me to go out to buy groceries? I was just kidnapped on the road.”

The woman choked, glanced at her husband secretly from the corner of her eye, and said louder: “Okay, let’s go out and learn to lie. There are so many servants in the house, do I need you, a little kid, to go out to buy groceries? ”

The man also frowned, scolded, and said dissatisfied: “Why are you talking to an adult? Apologize quickly.”

If it had been in the past, she would have sat on the ground crying in grievance, stubbornly trying to reason with the two people.

But this time she didn’t, she lowered her head and said sorry obediently.

The man looked at her in surprise and softened his tone: “Good boy, go out and become a good boy.”

Xu Ye looked at the family of three, finally touched the little girl’s head and rode away.

Just when he got into the car, a miserable scream came from behind him, and he could faintly hear sporadic words such as “I didn’t kill her on purpose”, “Beginning”, “She’s not my mother”, etc., getting further and further away.

Xu Ye’s lips curved into a smile.

…

In the real world, governments around the world are very worried.

In this level, only Xu Ye and Ivan received five-star reviews.

A few chosen ones used their talents or weird props to successfully capture the murderer’s face, but when they arrived at the scene, they found that the little girl had become cold in the afternoon.

They took the photo back and looked for the strange couple. After the other party heard that their daughter had been voted out, they became angry with the Chosen One, and the originally promised five-star review became three stars.

Therefore, Ivan’s use of a piece of contract paper is really not a waste.

In the absence of the threat of violence, verbal promises have no binding force.

Unexpectedly, Xu Ye just held the little girl in his arms and refused to let go when the man didn’t give her money at the door of the villa.

The Romantic Government was extremely anxious. In their eyes, Pierre was definitely in the same echelon as Ivan, not to mention Xu Ye.

Now seeing that others have succeeded, the Chosen One still looks carefree and tired of the world…

But you can’t rush it.

The last time they tried to communicate, they found that the other party still had the intention of committing suicide. The only reason they could persist until now was by relying on their remaining sense of responsibility for the country…