Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Scud Quick Delivery 2

“Runner?”

Xu Ye had some impressions of this profession, and it existed in the real world. Its nature was similar to that of a delivery boy.

It’s just that the delivery guys pick up the food from the restaurant and deliver it to the customers. This is taking something from one person and giving it to another person.

…

“Hey buddy, new here?”

At this time, an employee in his thirties who also wore a yellow uniform and had a face with a Chinese character approached and naturally reached out to put his hand on Xu Ye’s shoulder, but he missed it.

However, the man didn’t seem to care at all, with a big smile on his face, which was very different from Xu Ye’s expressionless face: “I forgot to introduce myself. I am an old employee of the company, you can just call me Lao Yang.”

“We have always had the rule that the old take care of the new, you let me take care of you. By the way, you don’t know where to take orders yet, right? Come on, let me teach you. First turn on your phone.”

Barrage: “Cry me to death, this old employee is so damn good, he has no airs at all. It’s not like our hotel. As a waiter, there are always people who rely on you to help you.”

“Isn’t that right? I think he has ulterior motives. Does he need to be specially taught to do such a small thing as checking the order on his mobile phone?”

“Don’t think everyone is so bad. Your heart is dirty, and everything you look at is dirty. It’s stated in the rules, and colleagues are absolutely reliable.”

Strange talk about the world, Xu Ye touched his waist, and sure enough, he took out a mobile phone from his jacket pocket, and the voice broadcast:

“Ding, you have a new errand order, please complete it as soon as possible.”

Starting point: Jinlong Lake

Target point: Room 602, Sun Community.

A line is marked between two points, similar to navigation software, and the route is very clear.

Xu Yexin said that this strange world is quite high-tech, even with navigation.

“That’s what I’m saying.” Lao Yang looked at Xu Ye with a smile: “You young people must be able to learn it as soon as you learn it. I think back then, when I first joined the job, it took me a long time to understand how to use the software…”

Xu Ye didn’t answer.

Seemingly realizing that he was a bit chatty, Lao Yang sighed knowingly and changed the subject: “Hey, let’s not talk about this for now. Come on, come on, I will take you to pick up the car now. With an electric car, you can deliver things .”

The two walked towards the northwest direction of the company. During the process, they met several employees of the same company, all of whom looked at the two curiously, with a hint of ridicule on their expressions.

Some even gathered together and pointed, like primary school students secretly speaking ill of others behind their backs.

But when Xu Ye looked up, those people immediately changed their expressions and gave him friendly smiles.

Xu Ye lowered his head and the discussion continued.

Xu Ye raised his head, and the corners of everyone’s mouths rose.

Xu Ye seemed to have discovered a new world, lowering his head, raising his head, lowering his head…

Ten minutes later, everyone’s faces were frozen, and their smiles were no different from those of dead corpses. Staring at Xu Ye viciously.

This time it was Xu Ye’s turn to look at them teasingly, then lowered his head and whispered to Lao Yang.

Frustrated, uncomfortable.

This is how everyone feels at this moment, as if they are being fed shit. It got stuck in my throat and I couldn’t swallow it.

What is this newcomer doing, teasing them?

How did Lao Yang do things?

No, what does he, a newcomer, know?

Thinking of the scene where the two men lowered their heads and whispered, everyone suddenly realized.

Did Lao Yang collude with this newcomer to punish them?

Everyone immediately looked at Lao Yang angrily.

After finally reaching the destination, Lao Yang breathed a sigh of relief. The short distance of a few dozen meters actually made him sweat.

The destination is a warehouse of about 50 square meters. There are many yellow electric cars with the Scud logo inside. Lao Yang pointed to one of them: “This is for you, go ahead.”

“good.”

Barrage: “No, this old Yang is obviously not well-intentioned. Boss Xu Ye, don’t be fooled.”

There were rules in this dungeon that clearly prohibited the use of violence, which made the audience very worried about Xu Ye’s condition, fearing that he would accidentally break the rules and be expelled after knowing the truth in the middle of the job.

Xu Ye rolled out the electric car from the warehouse,I came to an employee at the door who was playing with his mobile phone.

The man saw clearly that it was Xu Ye, and a trace of anger flashed across his face. But after a moment, he held back, his face stiffened, the corners of his mouth raised, and he asked, “What’s the matter?”

Xu Ye: “A car for you.”

“Lao Yang specifically asked me to give it to you, so don’t let him down.”

The colleague wanted to refuse, but when it came to his mouth, he swallowed it alive and said stiffly: “Thank you, I’m considerate.”

Mu De, turn around and ask him to catch Lao Yang, and he will definitely die.

If it weren’t for the company’s rule that employees should be friendly to each other, he would rush in and kill people right now.

Xu Ye followed the same example and brought one to everyone until the entire warehouse was emptied.

He walked to the door of the company, and a few minutes later, an employee who had just finished running errands got out of the car and came back.

Xu Ye walked over: “Are you tired?”

The employee glanced at the new face warily: “It’s okay. What’s the matter with you?”

Xu Ye: “It’s okay. I’m afraid you’ll be too tired to park, so I’ll just ride away.”

After that, without waiting for the employee to react, he grabbed the other person’s handlebars, climbed onto the seat, and drove away.

…

the other side. Other countries,

Ivan chose the same method and came to the company door to intercept the old employee’s used car.

Pierre took out a red thread and tied it around Lao Yang’s wrist.

“What’s this?”

“Concentric ropes.” Pierre explained calmly: “It means that the two of us have the best relationship in the world and can be connected heart to heart.”

Lao Yang touched his heart, and suddenly a strange feeling spread throughout his body. He seemed to feel a little of Pierre’s emotions: “Is it so useful?”

Secretly complaining: “Two grown men, so disgusting.”

“Yes, when I die, you have to die with me. This is called not living together, but we must die together.”

Lao Yang: “…”

“I@（*）+#*Y……”

For a moment, he desperately grabbed his wrist, but unfortunately, the red rope seemed to “grow” on his arm, quickly integrating with his skin and flesh.

Pierre walked through a winding company road and was led to a backyard where more electric vehicles were parked. It looks much newer than what I saw in the warehouse before.

It seems that this is the actual place to pick up the car. Although I don’t know what happened to the previous warehouse, there must be something fishy.

“Thank you.” He said politely and rode away on his electric bike.

…

Ah Sanguo, Harry’s reminder to follow the eleventh rule, and the fact that the other party flattered him intentionally or unintentionally, made him get along extremely harmoniously with Lao Yang along the way.

But he always felt that there was something strange about the way people around him looked at him, and he couldn’t explain it.

Finally, the two came to the warehouse.

Lao Yang pointed to one of the electric cars: “It’s for you.”

Harry nodded, and when he was about to grab the handle of the electric car, he suddenly stopped.

“How about I choose another car?”

“No need, right? I’ve already picked it out for you. There’s no difference between the cars here.”

Harina insisted: “Since there is no difference, why can’t I choose something else?” At this point, his tone was inevitably a little tougher: “Is there something wrong with this car and you want to harm me?”

“How is that possible?” Old Yang said solemnly: “Well, that’s fine. You pick another one.”

Harry snorted coldly, walked to the corner of the warehouse, and chose the car furthest away from the previous one.

Barrage: “Yeah, long live Harina.”

“Our Asan Kingdom is finally saved.”

“As expected of a member of the upper caste, Harry is so witty that he can beat the chosen ones of other countries by miles.”

“Meng Xiaomai will eventually rival Shanghai Dahai.”

…

In Sakura Country, Sato Ichiro came to the warehouse, looked at the cars in the room, and said coldly: “There is no such thing as old and new.”

Lao Yang raised his head: “Wha, what?”

“First of all, our company resigned after receiving five orders. Where did the old employees come from? Secondly, the expressions those employees looked at you just now were very normal. But the way they looked at me was clearly full of joking. From this, the so-called The old man leads the new man, it’s clear that you work together to establish authority over the new man.”

“Even if I am wrong about the first two points, then the mechanism of this company is not to get extra rewards for the first place. We are in a competitive relationship, why do you want to help me?”