Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Grateful Village 15

Xu Ye shivered all over, it was too cold. As the demon appeared for a longer period of time, the surrounding temperature became lower and lower. His fingers were stiff, and the blood inside them had solidified through his skin, making him unable to hold the headlamp in his hand.

The devil seemed to be afraid, staring at the thing in Xu Ye’s hand.

That light made him feel slightly uncomfortable.

No, it should be all luminous things. Anything that symbolizes light will make it uncomfortable.

It is originally the darkness and the evil that cannot be seen in people.

The headlamp fell, and the corners of the devil’s mouth turned up sharply. However, it did not fall to the ground, but was caught in a princess dress. At the same time, a chainsaw accidentally fell out of Xu Ye’s pocket.

“Ah~ah~ah~”

A dazzling light shone, a hundred times brighter than a human headlamp, everything was silent, everything around him turned white, followed by screams of pain.

Everything is too much and too little is too much. Generally speaking, brightness brings light, but Xu Ye’s move is pure light pollution.

The audience outside the screen felt much better. They had experience. Once Xu Ye took out his headlamp, they all put on sunglasses to watch.

“It appeared, it appeared again, Boss Xu Ye’s ultimate kill.”

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Last time I was admitted to the hospital for three weeks because of this, and I missed Mr. Xu Ye’s live broadcast. I have to persevere no matter what I do this time.”

“Even though I was wearing sunglasses, I turned around immediately, but my eyes were still crying.”

When the light dissipated, Xu Ye’s eyes burst into tears and he could not open them. He was the closest, so he would naturally suffer the most damage.

But he didn’t let himself go. He stretched out his fingers, dug out the broken eyeball, and then grew a new one.

The mountain-sized demon in front of him had shrunk to a height of several tens of centimeters and was lying on the ground crying.

He stretched out his small black hand and beat the ground:

“I’m no longer alive, please kill me.”

“Even if God came today, he would not bring such a bully.”Don’t tell me, it looks a bit cute after doing this twice.

No matter how ugly something is, as long as it becomes smaller, it can always arouse human sympathy and make people want to eat it in one bite.

Of course Xu Ye had to agree to its request: “Since you said so, I will definitely do it.”

Holding a chainsaw that was almost as tall as himself, he walked forward.

When the little devil looked up again, he saw something shiny and sharp, slashing towards the body without hesitation. There was also the sound of wind blowing from passing weapons in his ears.

It trembled, subconsciously dodged, and turned to the right.

The saw teeth cut into the original place, leaving deep marks. The weeds and stones instantly turned into powder and crumbled, and a large piece of land was lifted up.

“Fuck.”

The little devil was startled and held his head in his hands:

“No, I regret it. I was wrong. I don’t want to die now.”

“Ha, you’re a coward.” Xu Ye sneered.

Just be scared, it’s better than death, right? That moment just now really scared it to death.

“Yes, I am a coward. As long as you let me go, I will listen to you and do anything for you.”

In the grave behind him, a group of corpses also shook with the little devil, making whining sounds in agreement.

Xu Ye put his hands behind his back and waved his hands magnanimously: “Forget it, since you want revenge, I can’t stop you.”

“It’s just that you have to listen to me on how to avenge this revenge and who to seek revenge from.”

His body is small, but his words are powerful.

Standing there, there is a natural pressure on people, as if the world around him is not as stalwart as him.

The little devil couldn’t help but stare blankly, and nodded blankly: “Yes, I will definitely do it.”

Xu Ye told the group of spooks about his plan and went down the mountain with his hands behind his back, maintaining his masterly demeanor throughout.

When I returned to the room, I fell bonelessly on the bed.

Barrage: “Does anyone think he’s so pretentious?”

“Is this a scam?”

“But don’t tell me, a man relies on his clothes and a horse relies on his saddle. Which leader these days doesn’t make himself look more impressive. Otherwise, he can fool his subordinates.”

“I think Mr. Xu Ye should make a TV series. He plays the Jade Emperor, which is much more powerful than those little fresh meat who plays a god but only talks about love every day.”

With this said, many viewers who love to watch fairy tale dramas and Republic of China dramas suddenly realized.

“I just said something was wrong. Last time, the warlord died for his aunt. Hahaha, now think about it, the warlord doesn’t think about fighting every day, why does he have time to worry about such frivolous things.”

…

The next day, as the morning light began to rise, Li Goudan’s face was filled with a happy smile: “The weather is really nice today, much warmer than some time ago.”

“Yes, is it possible that winter is over?” Xu Ye asked doubtfully.

He knew that this was because the devil had become smaller and the resentment in the air had decreased, so the temperature would warm up. But it’s just a recovery. As long as they are not allowed to take revenge for a day, those dead ghosts will never give up.

That is to say, the time when angels fell was too short, and demons have not experienced the dangers of human hearts, so they seem to be more deceptive now.

Xu Ye guessed that the demon was transformed from the resentment of the dead people in this village. Even if he really killed it through his power yesterday, he believed that a new one similar to the demon would appear before long.

Li Goudan chuckled: “Xu Ye, are you a child? Winter has just begun, how can it end?”

Xu Ye said perfunctorily: “Okay, okay, I’m a child, you are not.”

“That’s not right, we are not children.”

The two went to school having a fight.

At the same time, something new happened at the entrance of the village. A group of chirping children came in from outside. Each of them was wearing rags, but they were full of vitality.

The village chief stood in front of them beaming with joy, gathering with these children, and several reporters-like figures held up microphones to conduct interviews.

“It’s really amazing. It’s not easy for you to live your own life, but you also have to support so many homeless children through fundraising.”

“It is not an exaggeration to say that you are a contemporary Living Buddha.”

Facing the waves of compliments, the village chief replied humbly: “It’s all deserved. Who calls me this person? I have a sense of justice since I was a child.”

The reporter asked again: “You have paid so much for the children in the mountain village, but have you never thought about your own marriage?”

Speaking of this, the village chief suddenly looked melancholy and sighed: “To tell you the truth, when I was in my twenties and thirties, I had a little daughter and I loved her very much. But one time, I didn’t keep an eye on her. Be careful of falling into the water.”

“From now on, I vow to try my best to help all the children I can to make up for the regret in my heart.”

But she was muttering silently in her heart, I’m sorry Xiao Ke, who told me that when I first came to the village, I looked so good?Are there too few good-looking children? But Wang Shancai, that beast, saw his daughter Xiaoke right at first sight.

What could he do? The other party is a big benefactor, and I will be counting on him for future business.

Xiao Ke, Xiao Ke, if you are still alive in the back mountain, don’t blame me. Everything my father did was forced by Wang Shancai.

After listening to the village chief’s explanation, several reporters present could not hold back and were so moved that they cried. Frankly speaking, if he has money, he should donate some.

The children also looked at the village chief expectantly.

For a time, the atmosphere was extremely peaceful, and it would not be an exaggeration to call it harmonious.

After all the reporters left, the village chief’s face suddenly changed and he looked serious.

He led the children to several dilapidated houses, and then directed the bodyguards and cameramen behind him to forcefully remove the cotton-padded clothes donated by well-wishers from the children one by one.

On such a cold day, the children suddenly shivered from the cold and looked at him helplessly.

However, the village chief just raised an evil smile on his lips and said lightly: “Children, you don’t deserve to wear so many clothes. Only if you are obedient and make meritorious deeds in the future can I reward you with cotton-padded clothes.”

One of the children blurted out: “But the cotton clothes, aren’t they originally ours?”

This is our own thing, so how can we reward it?

The village chief stopped talking and just glared at the child fiercely.

The contrast between his expression and that at the entrance of the village was so great that a group of little carrots were so frightened that they no longer dared to resist and obeyed him obediently.

The village chief nodded with satisfaction. He had already thought that with such a group of children, his life would only become richer and richer in the future, and he would enjoy all the prosperity.

In fact, the number of people in the village is limited, there are few young people, and there is no “productive” force.

How could a mere child in a village do that?

Therefore, every once in a while, in the name of showing love, he would recruit a large number of children without parents and unsupervised into the village to ensure that there would be a steady stream of “resources” for capitalists with ulterior motives to choose from.

This is a business that most people have never thought about.

Damn it, it seems like he is really a genius.

The village chief returned to his house with a group of bodyguards. It was the only place in the village with electricity and luxurious decoration…

But when he turned around, he didn’t notice that some of the children behind him had traces of black energy coming out of their bodies, and their eyes were staring at him with hatred.