Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Gratitude Village 7

Xu Ye pulled up excitedly, and Li Goudan was also cheering beside him.

“Oh, that’s a lot of energy.”

Xu Ye was a little surprised because he found that the thing on the other end of the line was very heavy and was about to pull him down.

Xu Ye squatted down and took a stance: “Look at my anger sinking into my Dantian.”

“Bang~”

Something flew out of the water and landed far away on the shore.

The two hurriedly ran over to check.

“At oncethis? ”

I saw a pink pleated princess dress, covered with mud and water plants, falling wetly on the ground.

Li Ergou: “What beautiful clothes. Let’s go find Grandma Liu and take them apart to make clothes for you.”

Xu Ye: “Get out.”

He used a branch to open his clothes on the ground and pulled out a small golden bell.

That thing looked very new, with a shiny golden surface that had not been affected by water.

Xu Ye put the bell away.

Looking towards the pond again, Li Ergou screamed: “Fish, there is a big fish.”

It has sharp serrated teeth, turned outwards, scarlet round eyes, and a large head, far exceeding the proportions of a normal fish.

Xu Ye picked up the branch just now, jumped into the water, and headed for the harpoon.

His movement was so loud that the fish grunted and fled in all directions, splashing with water.

No matter how strong Xu Ye was physically, he was still a little helpless when faced with this pile of slippery things.

He twisted off a piece of flesh from his arm and waved towards the water. The smell of blood instantly filled the surrounding area:

“Come on, I’ll feed you.”

The fishes showed longing expressions and looked greedily towards the birthplace of blood.

Then,

All drilled into the water.

They are just greedy, not stupid.

Xu Ye must be cheating by inviting them over so generously.

What’s more, I just watched Xu Ye catch all the evil things in the water with my own eyes.

That thing is so powerful that they who were suppressed before did not dare to come out.

A group of fish lingered around, but no one dared to come forward.

Xu Ye felt tired,

At this moment, he really missed CaiGou.

I really miss the green-eyed cunning cat.

It’s so hard without them.

Xu Ye made up his mind to treat the two weirdos better when he returned.

He climbed ashore in embarrassment and took out a few marbles from his bag.

“Pah~pah~”

Under Li Goudan’s wide-eyed gaze, the marbles flew out of the air.

The fish repeated its old trick, trying to escape quickly with its sleek body.

But as if the marble was equipped with a missile tracking system, it turned a corner and hit their eyes.

A few fish belly white floated on the pond.

Li Goudan used a stick to pull the things over.

“Wow, that’s amazing.”

When the two returned to the village, Li Goudan’s mouth was full of oil.

Audiences:”……”

“Is this really edible?”

“What’s out of the fish’s belly? It looks like human hair.”

“If I read it correctly, they didn’t add any condiments. Can it be delicious?”

In the room, Xu Ye took a bite of fish and almost spit it out.

It tastes so bad,

Not to mention Bai Xun, even the food cooked by Caigou is inferior.

He was simply struggling in this copy.

…

On the other side, Raj, the Chosen One of Asan Kingdom, as a high-caste person, has been pampered since childhood. In real life, he has hardly done any physical work.

When a Laji man reaches middle age, the swimming ring on his belly can weigh thirty pounds if cut off. Now that he is a child, he is still a little chubby.

Raj worked hard for two hours and only managed to chop a little firewood.

He listened to the tips given by the state and asked Li Goudan where he could find a flashlight.

The answer I got was that I had only seen electrified things at the village chief’s house.

Is this the only way to go?

Mainly because the rules say that if you go to the village chief, you have to pay a price.

This price… no one knows what it is.

Unless absolutely necessary, Raj does not want to choose this path for the time being.

Holding the firewood in his hand, he returned to the village and fell to the ground tiredly.

He was so hungry. He didn’t eat yesterday in order to keep warm at night.

I thought I would be more proficient in cutting firewood today, but I didn’t expect that because I was too hungry, my efficiency was not as good as yesterday.

Li Goudan pulled him but failed. Instead, he fell to the ground because his center of gravity was unstable.

“Hey, if you don’t eat today, you will starve to death.”

Raj touched the firewood in his hand, still hesitant: “You go first, I will rest for a while.”

After watching Li Goudan go, Raji lay down on the ground with a snap.

He was so tired, so sleepy, and so hungry.

Destroy, world!

In such an environment, Raj accidentally fell asleep.

Drowsily, he smelled a long-lost fragrance.

It tastes like meat~

Raj opened his eyes, got up from the ground with excitement, and said excitedly: “Someone is eating meat.”

Now that the others were no longer sleepy and their legs were no longer sore, they followed the smell and went to find it.

The first thing you see is a dilapidated farmhouse in a relatively remote location. The steaming chimney on top of the house means that the house is in use.

Raj looked along the crack of the door and saw an old man with a hunchback., is making hot pot with his head down.

Put the thin slices of meat into the hot soup pot, blanch it for a few seconds, take it out immediately, then dip it in a little soy sauce and throw it into your mouth.

“Gulu~” Raj couldn’t help but swallowed, and unconsciously knocked his hand on the door frame, making a thumping sound.

The old man was attracted by the silence, put down his bowls and chopsticks, and his eyes drifted towards the door.

“Well, can you give me a bite?” Raj requested: “I didn’t bring firewood.”

One after another, the commentators complained: “Bah, you are still of a high caste. What is the difference between this kind of behavior and that of a beggar?”

“The vigilance is too low. Everyone is eating glutinous rice bran, and suddenly someone appears to be making hot pot. Don’t you think it’s strange?”

“It can be seen that Raj is really hungry. But he didn’t forget to hide the firewood.”

…

In the room, the old man’s face twitched, he looked at Raj, and said slowly: “Do you want to eat this?”

“sure?”

His body was stiff and he almost jumped out word by word.

“Absolutely and definitely.” Raj couldn’t wait to speak.

“Okay.” The old man slowly turned his neck and handed Raj a bowl with his skinny palm.

Agree, he actually agreed.

Raj sat next to the old man, couldn’t wait to boil a few pieces of meat, and stuffed it into his mouth: “It’s so tender!”

“I have never tasted such delicious meat.”

Even a person from a high caste like Raj, who has been rich and well-fed since childhood, has to admit that this meat is indeed delicious and extremely tender.

He stuffed the slices of meat into his mouth in large gulps, and soon the plate reached the bottom.

During this period, the old man remained silent.

Seeing that the plate was empty, he stood up and walked to the stove next door.

Soon, the sound of duang, duang, duang cutting boards was heard in the room.

Raj was a little curious as to what the old man had given him to eat, which tasted so delicious. He couldn’t help but stand up and walk towards the next door.

“ah–”

Screams started.

The old man turned around, with blood dripping from the kitchen knife, and gave Raj a sinister smile: “Hey, hey, now that you’ve discovered it, you can stay too.”

[Ding, the Chosen One of Asan Kingdom, Raji, was devoured by ghost stories. The number of Chosen Ones remaining in Asan Kingdom is currently: 250]

…

On the other side, Xu Ye and Li Goudan were having a good meal, and there was a noise outside the room.

“It seems to be Grandma Liu. I’ll go out and have a look.”

Opening the door, the old woman frantically grabbed Li Goudan by the collar, looking anxious: “Nanny, have you seen my granddaughter Nannan?”

Then, she smelled the aroma of meat, pushed Li Goudan away, and ran towards the room.

“fish bones?”

“It’s not Nannan.”

“Where is my daughter? What a sin. I went out to use the toilet. When I came back, she was gone.”

The woman’s heartbreaking voice echoed throughout the village.