Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Gratitude Village 4

Strange talk about the world,

Xu Ye followed Li Ergou and the two came to a small forest behind the village.

The sun was shining brightly in the sky.

Before he could get closer, a large amount of sweat broke out on his forehead, and Xu Ye felt very thirsty.

There is a pond at my feet, green water, but quite turbid inside.

Xu Ye stood by the pond, his handsome face reflected in it, a little cute due to his young age.

The little baby in the water grinned, stuck out its tongue at him, and made a face.

Immediately afterwards, two arms covered with green hair suddenly stretched out from the water and grabbed Xu Ye’s ankles.

“what?”

It was too late, but it was too soon. Xu Ye raised his foot, crossed the height of the two hands, and stepped down hard.

His arms were struggling under his feet. It could be seen that “Xu Ye” in the water was very anxious.

But no matter how hard he tried, the man in front of him was as motionless as a mountain.

Finally, there was a crunch and something broke.

“What’s wrong?” Li Ergou turned his head when he heard the sound and looked here in confusion: “What’s the noise?”

Xu Ye stepped on two broken palms: “It’s okay, I’m just curious about whether I can catch a few fish in such a big pond.”

Li Ergou: “What are you thinking about? I have never seen a fish in this pond in my whole life.”

Xu Ye smiled and said noncommittally: “Maybe there is.”

At the same time, the announcement sounded.

[Ding, Beer Country, Maple Leaf Country, Labraxi Country… 1,672 other chosen ones were swallowed up by ghost stories. 】

It turned out that many chosen ones came to the pond to check out out of curiosity. Some people still lowered their heads and planned to drink water. As a result, his head was held by ghost hands and he was dragged directly into the water.

Barrage: “I’ve told you before, don’t waste your time in ordinary live broadcast rooms, it’s easy to lose it after watching it.”

“Okay, now come with meGet up and go to Mr. Xu Ye’s place, we will definitely be able to broadcast it until the end…”

The staff at the Bureau of Monster Stories from various countries were also startled. It was so sudden. Before they could use the opportunity to remind them, the person had already fallen and died.

…

As we continue to deepen,

I saw a forest, tall and straight, at least five or six meters tall. Each tree was bare with no leaves, and the overall look was very depressed.

“What are you waiting for? Let’s get to work.” Li Ergou took out a sharp stone, pointed it at the trunk of the tree, climbed up slowly, and used the stone to chisel the branches above.

Barrage: “I cried, he didn’t even have an axe.”

“So poor.”

“I can’t imagine that these children have been living like this. Is there any donation channel? I want to help them.”

…

“You come too and climb the tree next to it.”

“Why don’t you move? Forget it, I’ll make a little more myself, enough for the two of us.” Li Ergou stood on a “fork” at the top of the tree.

Thanks to his young age, a heavier adult would probably fall half to death.

Xu Ye called him from below: “Come down.”

Li Ergou: “I don’t. If you want to be lazy, don’t take me with you.”

He continued to dig holes, and by the time he was done, more than half an hour had passed. Li Ergou climbed down from the tree and landed on the ground butt first: “I tell you, even if you don’t want to work, you should still pick up the branches.”

Xu Ye stretched out his leg and kicked Li Ergou on the tree trunk he had just climbed down.

“Boom~”

The big tree fell to the ground. If you look carefully, you can see that it was broken from the root, and the incision was frizzy.

Xu Ye picked up one end of the tree trunk: “You go and carry it at the other end, let’s go back.”

Li Ergou said nothing and his face turned red.

Instead of marveling at Xu Ye’s tallness and might, he was angry: “You, you, you…why didn’t you say anything just now?”

If he had known that Xu Ye could solve this matter with one kick, then what would he have been busy working on for a long time?

Busy work.

At this moment, little Li Ergou felt that his friendship had been betrayed.

Xu Ye: “I told you, but you didn’t listen.”

Li Ergou complained: “Nonsense, you obviously…”

Xu Ye insisted: “I said it.”

“But you don’t believe me.” He looked disappointed and clutched his chest, feeling like he couldn’t breathe.

When Li Ergou was looked at with such eyes, he suddenly felt extremely stressed and filled with guilt. He always felt that he had done something wrong.

“sorry.”

“I shouldn’t have disbelieved you.”

Xu Ye’s expression improved: “That’s right, no matter what I ask you to do from now on, just do it.”

Li Ergou breathed a sigh of relief, and his dark face showed solemnity: “Okay, I promise to believe you.”

Barrage: “Ah… Boss Xu Ye, you are a PUA kid.”

“This is my apology. Li Ergou, you are confused. You didn’t do anything wrong. It was all that bastard who lied to you.”

If Xu Ye could see the barrage, he would have nodded and acknowledged it after one o’clock.

Yes, he did it on purpose.

He is a child now, and he finds that Li Ergou is very talkative. There are many things that even at his age, even the other party cannot understand at all.

Then just don’t communicate.

It may be a better way to find ways to create authority and make the other party completely obey you.

More efficient than explaining a whole lot.

In other live broadcast rooms,

Ivan faced the towering tree and punched the trunk with one punch.

There was a roar,

Ivan jumped up from the spot in pain, and Li Ergou next to him showed a disgusted expression: “What are you doing?”

“Even if you don’t want to work, you don’t have to kill yourself to escape.”

“Damn it.” Ivan snorted angrily.

He sadly discovered that as he got older, his strength also decreased. The strength attributes that were originally enhanced by Kaitan were greatly reduced.

Now his strength is estimated to be only twice that of an average adult.

It’s far from blowing up a tree.

There was no other way, the firewood still had to be chopped. Ivan followed Li Ergou’s example and climbed up the tree trunk to cut the wood. He had twice the strength of an adult, making him much more efficient.

Others are not so lucky, especially for those who are entering the Kaitan for the first time and are not gifted with strength, the efficiency of chopping wood is so slow.

It’s the first time I’ve done this kind of work, and it’s far worse than Li Ergou. He looks nothing like a child who grew up in the mountains.

Finally, I chopped a small bundle of firewood. I was tired and hungry, and I couldn’t drink water when I passed by a pond.

The chosen ones only feel it is extremely difficult, not the kind of suffering that comes from seeing ghosts, but something even more terrifying than seeing ghosts – the disease of poverty.