Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Hive Company 18

This scene quickly alarmed the chosen ones, and they all looked this way.

There was novelty, fear, and thinking in their eyes, as if they were watching a strange circus performance, and they were a little overwhelmed.

However, soon, all these emotions converged into deep fear.

I saw a chosen one standing up from his seat and joining the crawling team.

He knelt on the ground, tilted his head back and got out from under his crotch, hugged his thighs with both hands, and twisted his body in an incredible arc.

If you get close enough, you can hear a crunching sound, the sound of bones breaking.

Ruan Baoshan: “I used to chop sheep bones at home, and this was the sound. It turns out that humans are not much different from animals.”

“You’re crazy, you’re still in the mood to care about this.”

The chosen ones were at a loss:

“Why, why? What did he do wrong?”

“Have you noticed that this man has lost a lot of weight?”

“I remember that he weighed at least 200 pounds when he first came here, but now he has lost half of it.”

Panic and helplessness spread among the chosen ones.

In their minds, they automatically divided the chosen ones in the Kaitan world into two creatures with different dimensions.

When things happen to their original colleagues, they can barely watch from the perspective of bystanders.

But if there are problems with the Chosen One, it will inevitably feel like the rabbit is dead and the fox is sad.

“What should I do? I won’t be the next one, right?”

“I seem to have lost a lot of weight. I didn’t notice it before. I thought the work was too hard…”

Pierre gave the answer: “BecauseHe drank too much coffee. ”

Ordinary people drink coffee only when they are sleepy or thirsty. The one crawling on the ground is 160cm tall and weighs 200kg. To put it bluntly, his body is somewhat weak.

Therefore, he often feels tired. In order to cheer up for work, he drinks the most coffee among all the people.

Ruan Baoshan panicked: “What should I do? I drank a lot of coffee. I’m going to die. I’m going to die.”

Pierre rolled his eyes at him and thought, are your daily rice bowls free?

He understood everything that he hadn’t figured out before.

Coffee can make people energetic, and noodles can shorten the time of eating.

These two items provided by the company for free all help to improve the work efficiency of employees, but behind the scenes, they come at the cost of overdrafting lives.

Although he thought of it, Pierre didn’t say it directly.

Only three rice bowls are provided every day. He is not a holy mother, so he gives up the chance of survival to others.

Pierre had a vague idea in his mind.

I can commit suicide because I have no nostalgia for life.

But you can’t sacrifice yourself in vain to protect irrelevant people.

The two people on the ground were twisting more and more, especially the chosen one, who seemed to have lost his sense of pain. Every time his bones cracked, it hurt.

[Code 6: The company needs to keep quiet. If you find that someone is abnormal, yelling, or other behavior that affects the company environment, please notify your superior immediately. 】

One of the chosen ones remembered this rule and hurried to report to the leader.

Soon, Mr. Zhao rushed out of the office with several white coats: “Quick, take the person to the infirmary for treatment.”

Those people were very powerful and used their strength to control the crazy employees. One of them held a needle in his hand. The tube was transparent and the thick brown liquid inside could be seen.

The needle tip pierced the two people’s arms, and as the brown liquid was completely pushed in, the two people who had looked ferocious just now calmed down instantly.

The fat little chosen one on the ground opened his eyes and said blankly: “I, what happened just now?”

“Hey, my body hurts.”

“You are injured. Now I need to take you to the infirmary for treatment.” Mr. Zhao explained.

“That’s it, thank you.” Xiaopang said weakly, with gratitude in his eyes.

People around: “This kid is stupid, why did he say thank you to Weiyi? If you hadn’t drank the coffee they prepared, you wouldn’t be in this situation now.”

Mr. Zhao nodded and waved to the crowd of onlookers: “It’s okay. Let’s all disperse now.”

With a crash, like a flock of sheep, everyone returned to their workstations instantly.

Xu Ye frowned and looked in the direction where the white coat disappeared: “When did the company have an infirmary? Why haven’t I seen it before?”

He raised his hand and patted the invisible rookie on the head: “Go and see what’s going on.”

…

Xu Ye came out of the customer service department. He is now transferred to the sales department and is a salesperson.

I also saw the rules of the sales department, which requires field work.

Xu Ye tried to go out through the main entrance of the company, but was stopped by an invisible wall.

He felt very strange as he looked at several customers who were visiting the company walking past him.

“Why can’t employees go out through the front door?”

After trying a few more times, but unable to break through this barrier, Xu Ye came to the sales department office, where there was an iron door.

Pushing the door open, there is a deserted road outside.

There is a bus stop about two hundred meters away from the company, and many strange creatures are standing inside waiting for the bus.

Xu Ye walked over, and many strange heads turned 180 degrees to stare at him. His eyes were red, showing an extremely greedy look.

A few of them came forward boldly to smell it.

“It smells so good. People who haven’t been contaminated…the meat must be very tender.”

As he spoke, his saliva flowed down unsatisfactorily.

Xu Ye smashed the heads of the nearest people with a slap, and said not far away: “What are you looking at, you poor man?”

“Who are you calling me poor? You’re not the same as us, taking the bus with us.” The weirdos were unconvinced.

This guy is too talkative and they can’t stand it.

As soon as he finished speaking, a car stopped at his feet. The two-headed ghost got down from the driver’s seat respectfully and leaned over in an inviting gesture: “Master, please get in the car.”

Xu Ye nodded slightly.

When he left, the weird people who were left behind looked at each other in confusion: “Who is this? He’s so pretentious.”

“The car is so broken, but I still have the nerve to ask the young master to please get in the car.”

“You can’t say that. That taxi is so good that it’s a weird prop.”

Xu Ye sat in the car and opened the notebook that came with the sales department rules, which recorded the contact addresses of each customer.

He threw the notebook directly to the driver: “Go to the nearest one.”

…

Old factory building, next toA three-story small Western-style building with a sign hanging on the top: “Yuanzhi Dried Fruit.”

Xu Ye stepped in, and the surrounding environment was a bit noisy.

One by one, the employees sighed and walked outside holding the cardboard boxes.

Xu Ye stopped one of the young boys wearing glasses: “What are you doing? You’re on vacation so early.”

“What a fart.” The man with glasses swore: “I didn’t realize that we were kicked out.”

? ? ?

“What’s going on?” Xu Ye asked.

Before he could do business, the client company had problems first.

Boy: “The boss fell in love with his employees and shut down the company.”

Xu Ye: “???”

“Why? Is there any necessary connection between these two points?”

Could it be that the employee was an undercover agent sent by the company next door.

Boy: “The problem is that the boss’s wife doesn’t agree. She is getting divorced. The company is the boss’s wife’s dowry. The two of them signed a prenuptial property agreement. Now the boss is caught cheating and has to clean up and leave the house.”

Xu Ye didn’t want to give up: “It’s such a big deal. There’s no need to resign. At most, her wife can take over the company.”

He immediately said, “I am a salesperson and I am very eloquent. Please let me go in and mediate between the two of them.”

Xu Ye felt that there was no room for maneuver in the matter. He didn’t care about the divorce of these two people. At least he wanted to sell the goods.

The employee glanced at Xu Ye and saw that although this man did not wear glasses, he had a gentle temperament and looked very educated. He was really different from a rough guy like himself.

“Then the relationship is good, you can go.” He put down the box in his hand: “I will tell you the cause of the matter first, so that you will not be blinded when you go in.”

“Originally, when an employee fell in love with his boss, everyone in the company knew about it, so everyone turned a blind eye and no one interfered.”

“It wasn’t until a salesperson from Hive Company came and tricked the female employee that the boss and his wife must divorce, otherwise the wife would take back all the money the boss gave to his lover. That’s when things got serious.”

“Yes, that man’s name is Sato Ichiro.”

“I’m telling you, the boss hates the people of Hive Company now. You can go in later…”

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