Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Hive Company 2

One of the chosen ones, who thought he looked good, immediately stepped forward: “Hello, I’m also interviewing the front desk.”

HR gave him a disgusted look: “I have an ordinary image and am not qualified.”

“How could it be? Since I was little, I have been praised by my mother and my seven sisters for being handsome. Even my wife is not good enough for me.”

HR frowned: “If you are not qualified, you are not qualified.”

The Chosen One was unconvinced, but then he didn’t know what he thought of. He suddenly realized and pointed at HR: “I know, woman, you are playing hard to get, just to attract my attention.”

“I’ve seen a lot of women like you.”

His tone was gentle, like coaxing a child: “Okay, don’t lose your temper, let’s discuss business first.”

Not to mention the audience in the live broadcast room, people from dozens of other countries were also laughing:

“No, what’s wrong with him? He hasn’t peed since he was a child, and he can’t see himself.”

“Your mother said you are good-looking, but of course your family’s filters are too heavy.”

Kimchi Country’s idol chosen one, Han Xuwen, was in disbelief: “I’m sorry, where does this guy get his confidence from? I don’t even dare to compare with Mr. Xu Ye.”

What he was thinking was that in terms of appearance, he was definitely no worse than Xu Ye, but the unique temperament of the other person was really not something that ordinary people could imitate.

A certain female chosen one murmured: “Her wife should have a very miserable life when she marries into his family.”

A group of people were chattering, but before they were excited for a long time, a cold mechanical voice sounded: [Oftama, the chosen one of Nia, failed in the interview and is now being wiped out. 】

“Ah, help me~”

Without a few screams, the person in front of him exploded, and his body turned into powder and dissipated in the air.

Everyone’s expressions dropped, as if they had fallen into an ice cellar, and their teeth were knotted.

It is the first time for many people to enter the strange rules.

I didn’t expect that a living person would die with just a few words?

You can’t help but feel the desolation of a rabbit dying and a fox sad.

Who among them will be the next person to suffer the same result?

While everyone was in a daze, Pierre walked up mechanically: “Hello, interview.”

The middle-aged HR lady adjusted her black-rimmed glasses on her nose and began to ask: “Why did you come to our company for an interview?”

Pierre: “Because I’m looking for a job.”

“Why do you come to us to find a job?”

“Because I don’t have a job.”

HR looked up at him and explained patiently: “I mean, why should you choose our company when you are looking for a job?”

“Because your company is hiring.”

HR was angry. He slapped the table and stood up. His beautiful hip-hugging skirt outlined his curves. He pointed at Pierre’s nose and said angrily: “Then other companies are also hiring, why did you only choose our company?”

Pierre didn’t panic at all and said calmly: “Because I have to choose one, right?”

Seeing the furious look of HR, the people of Romantic Country were shocked: “Damn it, the recruiter is obviously angry. Pierre should be cool if he doesn’t know how to start.”

“Brother, have you never looked for a job? At this time, you should praise the company, and praise it hard. The more vigorous the praise, the better the effect.”

“He is an actor. It seems that he has never found a job. He has been famous since college.”

“…”

Just when everyone was panicked and worried,When it didn’t work, HR suddenly sat down from his seat and said calmly: “Very good. I passed the interview. You can report to the customer service department.”

“OK.”

Pierre walked into the company calmly.

“Nah, is this okay?” The chosen ones who followed were completely dumbfounded.

These two veteran chosen ones were too arrogant in their operations. They were one step ahead and did not give any reliable advice at all.

One of the chosen ones touched his chin and murmured: “Pierre’s way of speaking is so familiar. The customer service staff I usually encounter seem to be like this.”

“It seems like I answered, but actually I didn’t even say anything.”

Kimchi Guotai Selector: “Then we can’t imitate him. What if the customer service staff only recruits one person?”

The third person to go up was Ivan. Fortunately, his brain circuit was relatively normal. When asked why he chose Hive Company.

Ivan memorized the copy and introduced it: “Because your company is one of the local entrepreneurial enterprises in Jingming City, with a comfortable working environment and excellent benefits.”

The HR lady smiled and expressed satisfaction with the answer: “What value can you bring to the company?”

Ivan asked, “What positions are we hiring for now?”

“Sales manager, front desk, customer service, technicians, and live broadcast personnel.”

Ivan took a look at these positions and thought that the first three were not relevant to him. Before he joined the ghost story, he was a man who had joined the army and returned to his hometown to look after the woods.

After thinking for a while: “I can fight and fight bears.”

“He is also very good at eating. He eats 20 bowls of rice a day, like a big eater.”

HR patted his shoulder with satisfaction: “It’s pretty good and distinctive. You’ve been hired and will go to the live broadcast room of the new media department to report.”

Ivan’s actions provided everyone with ideas, and many people came forward to interview and perform in these directions, and all of them were hired.

There are just a few timid ones who have been hesitant, always thinking that after everyone has finished the interview, they can absorb the experience before going up.

When the 45th person was interviewed, HR put away the materials and said, “Okay, we have recruited enough people. Come back next time.”

Those hesitant chosen ones: “Wait, we haven’t…”

“Please…if you don’t let me in, I will die.”

But no matter whether they continued to behave or beg, the interviewers showed no mercy and the company door was closed. At the same time, the obsolete electronic sound sounded.

Barrage: “I’ll go, it turns out that 7 people are destined to be eliminated in this level.”

“Think about it, how can a company keep recruiting people? The positions are limited.”

“This group of people really can’t keep up with the heat even if they eat shit. There’s nothing wrong with being eliminated.”

…

Xu Ye stepped into the company, and there was a bright announcement in big letters posted on the door.

【employee rules:】

[Code 1: Our company’s working hours are from nine to six, with one hour for lunch, and we strictly implement the eight-hour work system for employees. 】

[Code 2: Our company never forces employees to work overtime. 】

[Code 3: The company implements flat management. Everyone is equal between employees and leaders, and there are no class issues. 】

[Rule 4: Free coffee and disposable cups are provided in the pantry. 】

[Rule 5: Meals are free. 】

[Code 6: The company needs to keep quiet. If you find that someone is abnormal, yelling, or other behavior that affects the company environment, please notify your superior immediately. 】

Everyone looked at the announcement on the wall and had different reactions.

Sato Ichiro was in disbelief: “Rule Kaitan actually provides such a good job, it can’t be a scam, right?”

Xu Ye scratched his head: “This time is quite normal.”

Ivan: “Looks like there’s nothing wrong with it.”

Pierre looked ugly: “Eight hours a day is indeed a weird rule, and it always squeezes the labor force.”

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The audience in Xu Ye’s live broadcast room said: “Fuck, Pierre, what are you talking about?”

“I’m not satisfied with this. Your requirements are too high. If I could work in a company like this, I would laugh out of my dreams.”

At this time, a girl with the online name “Romantic Elementary School Ai” said: “There’s nothing wrong with it, our country does work six hours a day.”

“We work eight hours, but we only work four days.”

“I don’t believe it. It’s fake. It’s all fake~o(≧口≦)oYou guys are liars.”

For a moment, smoke filled the barrage, covering all the figures on the screen. People from all over the world have had heated discussions about working hours.