Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

The never-ending train 14

[People have joys and sorrows, and the moon waxes and wanes. Congratulations, Chosen One, for successfully preventing today’s accident from happening. 】

[Evaluation of clearance is five stars. Rating analysis: 2 stars for successfully getting off the train, 2 stars for preventing the accident, and 1 star for restoring the reason why the train never stops. 】

[The people of the Dragon Kingdom get one opportunity to strengthen their body (note: this opportunity can be allocated to any organ in the body), and this time the strange immunity story comes. 】

At the same time, in the Strange Tales Bureau, an electronic panel appeared in front of everyone’s eyes: Please choose the strengthening part:

1. Left arm 2. Right arm 3. Brain 4.xxx……

Lin Guobiao did not hesitate to choose the brain. Suddenly, his mind became clear, and he suddenly had many clues about the problems that he had not been able to figure out before.

He picked up the computer excitedly:

“I’m going to retreat for a few days. Don’t let anyone disturb me.” After saying that, the office door closed.

Liang Xing hesitated for a few seconds and chose his right palm.

The joints of the fingers began to crackle, and after a while, they returned to normal. Liang Xing didn’t feel anything unusual. He picked up the thermos cup on the table and planned to drink some water.

The cup simply shattered.

“Holy shit, I can squeeze an iron egg with my bare hands.” He shouted excitedly and waved it in the air: “Look at my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms.”

The thermos cup exploded, and many sharp fragments splashed onto the back of the hand without even a scratch.

Song Jian looked around and saw that everyone was immersed in the new changes and no one noticed him, so he quietly clicked option 4.xxx.

This phenomenon occurs in every corner of the Dragon Kingdom, making people in other countries envious.

Very reliable: “How come people from the Dragon Kingdom get such a reward for cheating.”

People from the Kimchi Country: “I want it too. If I put it on my buttocks, it will make my buttocks more perky.”

Football Nation: “Put it on your foot, and we will have a golden kick from now on.”

Syria: “Oops, will Dragon Country’s football be at the bottom in the future?”

…

In Sakura Country, Ichiro Sato returned to the carriage and took off his sales clothes, but something unexpected happened at this time.

A woman wrapped in a headscarf hugged the body of a child and shouted hysterically: “That’s him. He killed my son. I know him too. Come on, everyone.”

“Boom, boom.” Groups of people stood up from their seats, shouted slogans of bravery for justice, and pounced on Sato Ichiro.

At this moment, the train door has been opened.

Ichiro Sato was well prepared, waiting for the moment the door opened to enter the car, and ran towards the door immediately.

It was too late, the woman hugged his calf and pulled back hard.

Ichiro Sato turned around. His specialty was using his brain. Seeing that his body was about to be dragged back to the carriage, he became violent, took out a hatchet, and chopped off his entire leg, rolling on the ground in pain.

[Ding, congratulations to Ichiro Sato, the Chosen One of Sakura Kingdom, for clearing the dungeon Never Stopping Train. 】

[Teleport back to the real world within 10 seconds, 10, 9, 8…]

Sato Ichiro’s body became more and more unreal. In the last few seconds, he heard the woman’s heartbreaking roar: “I curse you, forever.”Far from peace. ”

A ball of black energy flew out and rushed towards him.

Sato Ichiro didn’t take it seriously.

What a curse, it makes no sense.

Xu Ye of the Dragon Kingdom has been cursed. So far, he has not won first place every time and has not seen any problems.

[Evaluation of clearance is five stars. Rating analysis: 2 stars for successfully getting off the car…]

[The earthquake outbreak rate in Sakura Country has been reduced by 10%, and this time the strange immunity story is coming. 】

Sakura Country cheered, they didn’t care about earthquakes or anything like that, they were used to it.

The point is, there is only one city left in the entire country where no strange stories have descended.

In other words, without Ichiro Sato’s victory, they would have destroyed the country immediately.

People in Sakura Country complained: “Why can’t we reduce the earthquake rate but not increase the economy?”

It was clear that the fall of city after city was destroying not only local families, but also the national economy.

In order to reduce risks, countless people flocked to live in the capital. For a time, the already crowded city became even more expensive.

The capital has little cultivated area and almost no food production. Now everyone relies on imports for food, and prices have skyrocketed.

The people are miserable,

Many people said bluntly: “I can’t live anymore. If I had known this kind of life, it would be better to be swallowed up by ghost stories.”

“If you want to go abroad, no one will stop you.”

…

On the other side, the Chosen One who failed to prevent the accident in time,

When the train derailed, all the spectators closed their eyes and did not dare to watch.

They all have an intuition: “This is doomed. I’m going to die.”

“Oooh, I don’t dare to look.”

“My poor chosen one is the daughter of my cousin and aunt. She will attend the funeral tomorrow.”

“boom!”

The oncoming train hit them, and all the chosen ones in the world of ghost stories felt their minds go blank, and a white light appeared in front of them.

Minutes later, they emerged into the locker room.

In front of him is a flight attendant’s uniform.

The chosen ones were in a daze: “This scene looks so familiar.”

After reacting, he was ecstatic: “Great, I’m not dead, I can do it again.”

“No wonder the train is called ‘Never Stop’. It turns out that every time it reaches the time of a car accident, it will be refreshed back to the beginning.”

The chosen ones in the car are full of confidence this time. They have already gone through the cycle once and know all the development of things, so they will be able to pass the level smoothly.

The leaders of various countries also sent the entire customs clearance process to the chosen ones who still had the chance to be prompted.

I just waited and waited until the afternoon, but the special salesman selling golden cigarettes didn’t show up. He seemed to have disappeared out of thin air.

The faces of the chosen ones turned pale. What should they do? Things seemed to be developing differently from yesterday.

No, everything else is the same,

It’s just that the most crucial person didn’t show up.

In Ice Bear Country, Ivan took out the cigarettes in his bag, which he had bribed him yesterday when he found the fare evader.

Yesterday, he put on a salesman’s clothes, but he could not find a way to check the contents of the newspaper, which delayed customs clearance.

The cigarettes were slowly lit, not as effective as the pack they used yesterday, just barely usable.

Ivan was satisfied that he had fighting ability, even if these people were not right and became violent. It can also be stopped by force in time.

The time soon came to midnight.

[Ding, Ivan, the Chosen One of the Ice Bear Kingdom, has cleared the never-ending train of the dungeon. 】

[Ding, the Chosen One of the Three Kingdoms…]

[Ding, the Chosen One of Arting Kingdom…]

Announcements kept ringing and the train never stopped, giving people a second chance to pass the customs. But the premise is that you accumulate enough cigarettes on the first day.

…

In the real world, Xu Ye leaned on the green leather sofa.

The slippers were bitten to pieces, and the dishdog kept playing with them.

There were scratches everywhere on the sofa and lint was flying everywhere. The green-eyed cat’s claws were itchy and kept rubbing on them.

Xu Ye looked at the enhanced panel in front of him, thought for a while, and felt that it was useless.

Even if it is strengthened a little bit, it will be very obvious to ordinary people. But he is already powerful enough, and this little enhancement is of no use.

Finally, after dawdling for a while, Xu Ye clicked to strengthen his face.

[Ding, from now on, you have soft-touch lips, a more angular chin, and your charm value +10]

? ? ?

What the hell?

Xu Ye walked to the mirror and found that he did indeed look a little better than before, but his skin was still the original color, not as white as Xun Xun.

[Look at the pile of things on the table. 】

【1. Watermelon bomb 2. Transformed can. 】

【Item introduction】

[Watermelon bomb: I am a human head, brutally murdered, withGet to the car and disguise yourself, preparing to lose it halfway.

I am a human head, which is crispy when knocked. I am a watermelon when nothing happens, and I can be used as a bomb when something happens.

Function: Camouflage, surveillance, explosion (Note: It will be completely damaged after the explosion.)]

Xu Ye looked at the green melon, touched it twice, and immediately revealed its true face, turning into a bloody woman’s head.

The head opened its mouth and reported: “Hello, according to statistics, in the past ten minutes, the big yellow dog on the ground chewed eight pairs of slippers, and the white cat scratched the sofa 64 times, and marked the location once on your coat.”

“What, I’m talking about why the house smells weird all the time.”

Xu Ye was furious. After hearing this, the ragdoll cat’s hair exploded and fled out of the room screaming.